"Oh my god! Why don't you give me a girlfriend!”Zhao Bao looked up at the sky and sighed. Since university, he had already chased after two digits of girls. Unfortunately, their replies were either " we're not suitable " or " I already have a boyfriend." This made Zhao Bao extremely depressed.
Today was November 11th, the legendary Singles 'Day. Zhao Bao could only look on helplessly as the other roommates went out to meet their other halves.
Zhao Bao saw a copy of The Deer and the Cauldron at the corner of the bed and thought,""Damn, why am I not as lucky as Wei Xiaobao?”
Seeing that it was not even seven o'clock yet, Zhao Bao could only pick up The Deer and the Cauldron and immerse himself in his fantasies.
Seeing that Wei Xiaobao had seven wives in the book, Zhao Bao was envious and thought how good it would be if he was Wei Xiaobao. Just like that, he fell asleep in a daze.
"Hey, wake up?" Zhao Bao felt a noise in his ear, so he casually hit it and muttered,"Stop fooling around. I still want to sleep!"
Who knew that he would feel his hair being pulled by someone, and his entire scalp was in pain.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Bao stood up and said angrily.
"Don't play dead. Get up and continue fighting!”A child in a dragon-patterned robe tugged at Zhao Bao's braid and said.
"F * ck, are you acting? Dressed like this. Let go of my braids!" Zhao Bao said impatiently. Zhao Bao suddenly jumped in fright. He turned around and saw that the child was pulling Zhao Bao's braid with all his might. He lowered his head and saw that he looked like a eunuch from the Qing Dynasty. This was all thanks to the many TV dramas on TV, which made the people of China very familiar with the service of the Qing Dynasty.
"Come on, Little Gui, let's continue fighting!”The child smiled and said," It's two to zero now. You've lost two games in a row!”
"Little Guizi?" Zhao Bao exclaimed in his heart. Could it be that he had entered 'The Deer and the Cauldron' and become Wei Xiaobao? "You are Little Xuan?" Zhao Bao asked carefully.
"Nonsense, if I'm not Little Xuan, who am I? What happened to you? Or did you get hit in the head by me just now?”Little Xuanzi, no, Kang Xi asked in confusion.
" No, no," Zhao Bao, no, it should be Wei Xiaobao suppressing his excitement and explained," You're very good at kung fu. I'm in a bit of pain right now. Let me rest and eat something before we fight!"”
Kang Xi was a little surprised. Why was this Little Guizi acting so abnormally? In the past, even if he lost, he would not admit defeat verbally. Why was he suddenly so respectful to him today? He then looked at Xiao Guizi sitting on the stool, smiling foolishly as he looked around, wondering if he had really beaten him silly.
Zhao Bao didn't know what Kang Xi was thinking. He was excited, thinking that if he became Wei Xiaobao, then all of Wei Xiaobao's wives and money would be his. He felt extremely good in his heart and naturally smiled. Of course, he knew that this Little Xuan was Kang Xi, so he was extremely respectful and did not dare to offend him. One had to know that this was a feudal society. This Little Xuan was the current emperor. If he was disrespectful to him, he might be killed. Although he was a little unhappy that he had to kneel to Kang Xi in the future, he could only do so now.
"Hey, are you alright?" Kang Xi asked.
"It's okay, it's okay. I'm a little hungry. Let's eat something first.”Zhao Bao picked up the pastries on the table, thinking that he could also eat something the emperor enjoyed. After tasting it, he felt that the taste was extremely good. He immediately picked up a few more and started eating. The pastries were specially prepared by the Emperor, and the chefs in the palace naturally had extraordinary skills. The seemingly ordinary pastries tasted extraordinary, but they all tasted different. Zhao Bao exclaimed in satisfaction as he kept shoving pastries into his mouth.
Kangxi ate these things all day long, but he didn't find them very delicious. At this moment, he saw Zhao Bao's eating manner. Although he felt that it was not elegant, it attracted his craving. He immediately picked up the pastry and ate it. Zhao Bao saw that Kang Xi had also come to eat. He thought that there was only one taste for each dish. If he was slow, he would eat less, so he quickly stuffed it into his mouth.
A child would only think that food was good when someone was fighting with him. Since Kangxi was young, no one would fight with him for food. Now that Zhao Bao was fighting with him, he felt that the food was even more delicious and quickly ate it.
Zhao Bao muttered in his heart,'You're an emperor, why can't you eat? Why do you have to snatch it from me? Can't you go back and ask for more?' However, Zhao Bao didn't dare to say this out loud. He could only gulp down his tea. In the end, the two of them held the last piece in their hands at the same time, unwilling to let go. The two of them glared at each other and squeezed the pastry into two halves. Zhao Bao put the pastry into his mouth and said,""Delicious, delicious. Unfortunately, there's too little.”
"Yes, it's delicious. I haven't eaten such delicious food in a long time.”Kang Xi almost let it slip.
Zhao Bao laughed in his heart. You can hide it all you want, but I already know that you're Kang Xi. I'll let you work for nothing.
" Little Xuan, um, Little Xuan," Zhao Bao was still not used to it." I'll go back now that I'm full!"”
"How can we do that? It's still early and we still have to fight.”Kangxi was not very comfortable as the current emperor. Oboi monopolized power, and he had no choice. Fortunately, he had gotten to know this little eunuch in the past two days. On one hand, he could practice his martial arts, and on the other hand, if he was unhappy, he could beat this eunuch to vent his anger. If Wei Xiaobao found out that Kang Xi was using him as a punching bag, he would never want to fight Kang Xi again.
"Ah?" Wei Xiaobao didn't want to, but Kang Xi was in high spirits and wouldn't let him go. Without waiting for him to answer, he punched him. Kangxi had learned some fake kung fu from the fake empress dowager, so he was not particularly good at fighting.
Kang Xi had hit Wei Xiaobao so hard that he was in pain. Wei Xiaobao knew that he was the Emperor, so he gave in. It was just that he, who came from the future, although he knew about the concept of superiority and inferiority, he did not think much of it. He only subconsciously followed the example of a slave on television and gave in to Kang Xi.
Now that Kang Xi was beating him so hard, Wei Xiaobao cursed in his heart,"F * ck, are you serious?" He didn't care that it was the emperor and fought Kang Xi with all his might. At first, the two of them were still talking about some rules, but later on, they went overboard. The two of them grabbed and dug, completely like two crazy women fighting. He even pulled her hair and spat on her. This time, the two of them fought until they were weak and fell to the ground. There was still no winner.
Kang Xi panted heavily and said,"Today I have two wins and one draw. We will fight again tomorrow."”
Wei Xiaobao sat up, picked up the tea on the table and took a sip. She turned around and saw Kang Xi lying on the ground. She spat out all the tea on Kang Xi's body.
"How dare you!" Kang Xi was furious.
"Hahaha!" "Look at you now," he said with a laugh.”
There was no mirror in the room, so Kang Xi couldn't see what was wrong with himself. But when he saw Wei Xiaobao, he couldn't help but laugh. Wei Xiaobao's face was covered in bruises. One of his eyes was black, his braids were messy, and his clothes were dirty. He looked like a beggar. Thinking that he wouldn't be any better, Kang Xi laughed out loud. However, this smile tugged at the scar on his face, and he immediately felt incomparably painful.
Kang Xi had rarely been hit since he was young, so he had forgotten what pain felt like. Although his body was in pain and uncomfortable, he felt extremely happy in his heart. He felt as if all the anger he felt in the court had dissipated.
"Little Xuan, do you feel better now?”Wei Xiaobao stopped laughing and asked casually.
Kang Xi asked in surprise,""How do you know that I have something on my mind?"
Wei Xiaobao was taken aback by his question. He had read that Kangxi had been in a bad mood recently, and that was what the history books had recorded. But how could he tell Kang Xi? Could he tell him that it was written in the history books? On second thought, Wei Xiaobao grinned at his painful lips and said,"F * ck, when you hit me, it was as if I had some deep hatred for you. If it wasn't for the fire in your heart, how could you hit me like this?”
Kang Xi chuckled and said,"What do you mean by 'f * ck'?"
Wei Xiaobao cursed himself in his heart. "That's a catchphrase. It's something you say when you're unhappy.”
"Oh, I see." Kang Xi said happily," F * ck, f * ck, f * ck, I'm feeling very good now, haha. Little Gui Zi, these catchphrases of yours really make people feel comfortable, especially when they are unhappy. But I only dare to say these words when I'm with you. I don't dare to say them at other times.”
"Nonsense, this is the palace," laughed Wei Xiaobao."You'll be beheaded if you talk nonsense!”
Kang Xi smiled indifferently and said disapprovingly," No one dares to kill me," he muttered to himself." At least in this palace, no one dares."”But he asked himself, outside the palace, would there be fewer people who wanted him dead?
Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, Who would dare to take your head? Even if someone finds out that you keep swearing, they will at most find me, the 'teacher', or rather, the culprit, and kill me.
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"Oh my god! Why don't you give me a girlfriend!”Zhao Bao looked up at the sky and sighed. Since university, he had already chased after two digits of girls. Unfortunately, their replies were either " we're not suitable " or " I already have a boyfriend." This made Zhao Bao extremely depressed.
Today was November 11th, the legendary Singles 'Day. Zhao Bao could only look on helplessly as the other roommates went out to meet their other halves.
Zhao Bao saw a copy of The Deer and the Cauldron at the corner of the bed and thought,""Damn, why am I not as lucky as Wei Xiaobao?”
Seeing that it was not even seven o'clock yet, Zhao Bao could only pick up The Deer and the Cauldron and immerse himself in his fantasies.
Seeing that Wei Xiaobao had seven wives in the book, Zhao Bao was envious and thought how good it would be if he was Wei Xiaobao. Just like that, he fell asleep in a daze.
"Hey, wake up?" Zhao Bao felt a noise in his ear, so he casually hit it and muttered,"Stop fooling around. I still want to sleep!"
Who knew that he would feel his hair being pulled by someone, and his entire scalp was in pain.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Bao stood up and said angrily.
"Don't play dead. Get up and continue fighting!”A child in a dragon-patterned robe tugged at Zhao Bao's braid and said.
"F * ck, are you acting? Dressed like this. Let go of my braids!" Zhao Bao said impatiently. Zhao Bao suddenly jumped in fright. He turned around and saw that the child was pulling Zhao Bao's braid with all his might. He lowered his head and saw that he looked like a eunuch from the Qing Dynasty. This was all thanks to the many TV dramas on TV, which made the people of China very familiar with the service of the Qing Dynasty.
"Come on, Little Gui, let's continue fighting!”The child smiled and said," It's two to zero now. You've lost two games in a row!”
"Little Guizi?" Zhao Bao exclaimed in his heart. Could it be that he had entered 'The Deer and the Cauldron' and become Wei Xiaobao? "You are Little Xuan?" Zhao Bao asked carefully.
"Nonsense, if I'm not Little Xuan, who am I? What happened to you? Or did you get hit in the head by me just now?”Little Xuanzi, no, Kang Xi asked in confusion.
" No, no," Zhao Bao, no, it should be Wei Xiaobao suppressing his excitement and explained," You're very good at kung fu. I'm in a bit of pain right now. Let me rest and eat something before we fight!"”
Kang Xi was a little surprised. Why was this Little Guizi acting so abnormally? In the past, even if he lost, he would not admit defeat verbally. Why was he suddenly so respectful to him today? He then looked at Xiao Guizi sitting on the stool, smiling foolishly as he looked around, wondering if he had really beaten him silly.
Zhao Bao didn't know what Kang Xi was thinking. He was excited, thinking that if he became Wei Xiaobao, then all of Wei Xiaobao's wives and money would be his. He felt extremely good in his heart and naturally smiled. Of course, he knew that this Little Xuan was Kang Xi, so he was extremely respectful and did not dare to offend him. One had to know that this was a feudal society. This Little Xuan was the current emperor. If he was disrespectful to him, he might be killed. Although he was a little unhappy that he had to kneel to Kang Xi in the future, he could only do so now.
"Hey, are you alright?" Kang Xi asked.
"It's okay, it's okay. I'm a little hungry. Let's eat something first.”Zhao Bao picked up the pastries on the table, thinking that he could also eat something the emperor enjoyed. After tasting it, he felt that the taste was extremely good. He immediately picked up a few more and started eating. The pastries were specially prepared by the Emperor, and the chefs in the palace naturally had extraordinary skills. The seemingly ordinary pastries tasted extraordinary, but they all tasted different. Zhao Bao exclaimed in satisfaction as he kept shoving pastries into his mouth.
Kangxi ate these things all day long, but he didn't find them very delicious. At this moment, he saw Zhao Bao's eating manner. Although he felt that it was not elegant, it attracted his craving. He immediately picked up the pastry and ate it. Zhao Bao saw that Kang Xi had also come to eat. He thought that there was only one taste for each dish. If he was slow, he would eat less, so he quickly stuffed it into his mouth.
A child would only think that food was good when someone was fighting with him. Since Kangxi was young, no one would fight with him for food. Now that Zhao Bao was fighting with him, he felt that the food was even more delicious and quickly ate it.
Zhao Bao muttered in his heart,'You're an emperor, why can't you eat? Why do you have to snatch it from me? Can't you go back and ask for more?' However, Zhao Bao didn't dare to say this out loud. He could only gulp down his tea. In the end, the two of them held the last piece in their hands at the same time, unwilling to let go. The two of them glared at each other and squeezed the pastry into two halves. Zhao Bao put the pastry into his mouth and said,""Delicious, delicious. Unfortunately, there's too little.”
"Yes, it's delicious. I haven't eaten such delicious food in a long time.”Kang Xi almost let it slip.
Zhao Bao laughed in his heart. You can hide it all you want, but I already know that you're Kang Xi. I'll let you work for nothing.
" Little Xuan, um, Little Xuan," Zhao Bao was still not used to it." I'll go back now that I'm full!"”
"How can we do that? It's still early and we still have to fight.”Kangxi was not very comfortable as the current emperor. Oboi monopolized power, and he had no choice. Fortunately, he had gotten to know this little eunuch in the past two days. On one hand, he could practice his martial arts, and on the other hand, if he was unhappy, he could beat this eunuch to vent his anger. If Wei Xiaobao found out that Kang Xi was using him as a punching bag, he would never want to fight Kang Xi again.
"Ah?" Wei Xiaobao didn't want to, but Kang Xi was in high spirits and wouldn't let him go. Without waiting for him to answer, he punched him. Kangxi had learned some fake kung fu from the fake empress dowager, so he was not particularly good at fighting.
Kang Xi had hit Wei Xiaobao so hard that he was in pain. Wei Xiaobao knew that he was the Emperor, so he gave in. It was just that he, who came from the future, although he knew about the concept of superiority and inferiority, he did not think much of it. He only subconsciously followed the example of a slave on television and gave in to Kang Xi.
Now that Kang Xi was beating him so hard, Wei Xiaobao cursed in his heart,"F * ck, are you serious?" He didn't care that it was the emperor and fought Kang Xi with all his might. At first, the two of them were still talking about some rules, but later on, they went overboard. The two of them grabbed and dug, completely like two crazy women fighting. He even pulled her hair and spat on her. This time, the two of them fought until they were weak and fell to the ground. There was still no winner.
Kang Xi panted heavily and said,"Today I have two wins and one draw. We will fight again tomorrow."”
Wei Xiaobao sat up, picked up the tea on the table and took a sip. She turned around and saw Kang Xi lying on the ground. She spat out all the tea on Kang Xi's body.
"How dare you!" Kang Xi was furious.
"Hahaha!" "Look at you now," he said with a laugh.”
There was no mirror in the room, so Kang Xi couldn't see what was wrong with himself. But when he saw Wei Xiaobao, he couldn't help but laugh. Wei Xiaobao's face was covered in bruises. One of his eyes was black, his braids were messy, and his clothes were dirty. He looked like a beggar. Thinking that he wouldn't be any better, Kang Xi laughed out loud. However, this smile tugged at the scar on his face, and he immediately felt incomparably painful.
Kang Xi had rarely been hit since he was young, so he had forgotten what pain felt like. Although his body was in pain and uncomfortable, he felt extremely happy in his heart. He felt as if all the anger he felt in the court had dissipated.
"Little Xuan, do you feel better now?”Wei Xiaobao stopped laughing and asked casually.
Kang Xi asked in surprise,""How do you know that I have something on my mind?"
Wei Xiaobao was taken aback by his question. He had read that Kangxi had been in a bad mood recently, and that was what the history books had recorded. But how could he tell Kang Xi? Could he tell him that it was written in the history books? On second thought, Wei Xiaobao grinned at his painful lips and said,"F * ck, when you hit me, it was as if I had some deep hatred for you. If it wasn't for the fire in your heart, how could you hit me like this?”
Kang Xi chuckled and said,"What do you mean by 'f * ck'?"
Wei Xiaobao cursed himself in his heart. "That's a catchphrase. It's something you say when you're unhappy.”
"Oh, I see." Kang Xi said happily," F * ck, f * ck, f * ck, I'm feeling very good now, haha. Little Gui Zi, these catchphrases of yours really make people feel comfortable, especially when they are unhappy. But I only dare to say these words when I'm with you. I don't dare to say them at other times.”
"Nonsense, this is the palace," laughed Wei Xiaobao."You'll be beheaded if you talk nonsense!”
Kang Xi smiled indifferently and said disapprovingly," No one dares to kill me," he muttered to himself." At least in this palace, no one dares."”But he asked himself, outside the palace, would there be fewer people who wanted him dead?
Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, Who would dare to take your head? Even if someone finds out that you keep swearing, they will at most find me, the 'teacher', or rather, the culprit, and kill me.
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