The car drove onto the highway, but all the cars had stopped. There was a traffic jam.
"Ah Ou, there seems to be a traffic jam ahead.”Zhanbo stopped the car, but when he saw the black jeep, his face turned green. With a sad face, he said to Hu Yifei,"Sis, you lied to me!"
"How did I lie to you?" Hu Yifei was puzzled.
"You said that I would never encounter this jeep in my life!”The black jeep stopped next to Zhan Bo. A strong man inside glared at Zhan Bo fiercely, scaring him so much that he didn't even dare to look back.
"Haha, great. As long as they dare to provoke us, we'll let them have a taste of our power!”Lu Ziqiao said excitedly.
"Don't! Don't be rash, we... We still don't know how many enemies we have!" Zhan Bo said reluctantly.
Lu Ziqiao was speechless and continued,"There are four and a half men in our car, so we basically have the advantage!”
"Three and a half?" Zhan Bo thought.”
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and said,""What Ziqiao means is that I count as one, Ziqiao counts as one, Yifei counts as two, and you count as half, which is exactly four and a half!”
"You-! Let me tell you, I... I'm not afraid of them!" Lu Zhanbo glared at Zeng Xiaoxian angrily and said humbly,""But our car can't move. If we really fight later, I... It's not convenient for us to escape."
A group of crows flew past, and Hu Yifei and the other two people all vomited blood.
"Ya! Your brother-in-law is also in front!" Hu Yifei immediately spotted a flashy silver Lamborghini not far ahead. It was Su Can's car! Many car owners took out their phones and took pictures of the Lamborghini. It was rare to see such a good car!
"You guys wait here. I'll go ask Su Can what's going on.”After Hu Yifei finished speaking, she got out of the car and walked over impatiently.
Su Can looked at the scene in front of him gloomily. He finally remembered that when Zeng Xiaoxian was on TV, there was indeed a scene where there was a huge traffic jam. He had forgotten about it. Now, he would be stuck in traffic until night time!
"Su Can!" Hu Yifei walked over and called out to Su Can happily.
When Su Can saw that it was Yifei, his originally depressed mood immediately changed for the better.
"Zhang Wei, go and take Teacher Zeng's car!”Hu Yifei ordered Zhang Wei.
" Why--" Zhang Wei cried out in grievance. He hadn't sat down enough. He could feel the envious and jealous gazes of the people around him. This feeling was simply too good!
"Hm?" Hu Yifei glared at Zhang Wei.
"Alright, I'll sit in the back!" Zhang Wei immediately walked over to Zhan Bo and the others.
Su Can thought about it and realized that it wasn't a bad thing for him to be blocked. Beside him was the beautiful and intellectual Qin, and behind him were the two top-grade beauties, Lin Wanyu and Hu Yifei. The entire car was filled with their fragrance, and the car was filled with orioles. Su Can felt extremely comfortable!
"Su Can, what happened up ahead? Why did everyone get out of the car?" Hu Yifei asked curiously.
"Oh, there was a car accident ahead. Eight cars rear-ended and seven Japanese cars. I heard that there were no casualties, but now there are taillights and bumpers all over the ground.”Su Can said calmly. Although he knew that Zeng Xiaoxian would probably not be able to appear on the show this time, Guan Gu would replace him, so Su Can was not worried. It had nothing to do with him!
"What?!" Zeng Xiaoxian was also extremely shocked when he heard the explosive news brought by Zhang Wei! "No, I still have to run to the TV station!" he continued.”After saying that, she anxiously ran out of the car and prepared to run. No! Wrong, it's running, right? Dead announcer!
"How far is it from here to the television station?”Zeng Xiaoxian was doing a pre-match run-up and dancing. He was not preparing to run, but was clearly having epilepsy.
"Thirty kilometers." Zhanbo replied.
"Thirty kilometers? ok! I have fifty-two minutes now. I'll run thirty kilometers in fifty-two minutes. Use the calculator to help me calculate how I should run?”Zeng Xiaoxian said.
"52 minutes is 3,120 seconds, 30 kilometers is 30,000 meters, divide it! Congratulations, you tied the Jamaica world record of 9.69 seconds!”Zhanbo's IQ was frighteningly high in this aspect, but his EQ was terrifyingly low.
"Ah! "Ouch!" Zeng Xiaoxian squatted down and covered his legs before he could even start running."I forgot that I had an Achilles tendon injury in the past!”
"Did you sprain it when you were hurdling?" Lu Ziqiao mocked.”
Zeng Xiaoxian looked pained and said,""I sprained it playing golf.”After saying that, he even made a golf pose.
F * ck! Are you a f * cking fool sent by the monkeys? He could sprain his Achilles tendon while playing golf? You're playing golf like a football, aren't you? Zhang Wei and the others looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with disdain. This idiot was hopeless!
At this moment, Guan Gu called and said that they had arrived at the television station. Zeng Xiaoxian had to tell the truth, which made Guan Gu speechless. He hoped that he wouldn't break the record of the Middle Ring Thirteenth.
As soon as Guan Gu turned off the phone, Zeng Xiaoxian's boss, Lisa, also called and asked where he was. Zeng Xiaoxian cheated Lisa, but then he became even more anxious.
The bored Lu Ziqiao accidentally caught a glimpse of a beautiful woman sitting in a BMW Minicooper, and his eyes immediately lit up.
"I used to see pretty girls in minicoopers and they always swooshed over. It wasn't easy for me to catch one alive today!”Lu Ziqiao was about to get out of the car after saying that.
Zeng Xiaoxian quickly stopped him and said loudly,""Oh-I'm really sorry to interrupt your date, but your dear roommates are on fire! Do you think it's appropriate for you to go over and flirt with a beautiful woman now?”
Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment and did not speak. Zeng Xiaoxian thought that he felt guilty and wanted to comfort him. He did not expect Lu Ziqiao's next sentence to make Zeng Xiaoxian vomit blood.
"What's inappropriate about it?"
"Ah! Have you not seen a living person for 300 years? Do you have to find a partner at this time?”Zeng Xiaoxian felt that he had met a bad person!
"You don't understand, Teacher Zeng! It just so happened that Mika wasn't around today. I've tried dating in the elevator of a building, on the top of Changbai Mountain, in Hokkaido hot springs, and in public toilets that haven't been renovated yet. But on the highway with traffic jam, this is the first time. I feel like my life is complete!”After saying that, Lu Ziqiao walked towards the beauty without looking back.
"Hey! Hey!" Zeng Xiaoxian watched Lu Ziqiao leave without looking back and shouted angrily,"Next time, I can arrange your date in the refrigerator of the slaughterhouse! There are many opportunities like this!"
"Teacher Zeng, stop talking. I'll go with you to find my brother-in-law.”Lu Zhanbo couldn't stand the two burly men's covetous gazes anymore.
"Yes! That's right! Go find Su Can. He might have a way.”Zeng Xiaoxian felt that hope had come. He pulled Zhanbo and ran to Su Can's car, leaving Zhang Wei alone in the car.
"Three queens and a pair!"
"Four 2s! Bombs!"
"Woo ~ Bad Su Can! You only know how to bully me!" Qin pouted and looked at Su Can coquettishly.
At this moment, Su Can was sitting in a luxury car worth tens of millions of dollars. He was leisurely playing Fight the Landlord with three beautiful women with the air conditioner on. When Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Zhanbo rushed over to take a look, they immediately cried silently. Why was there such a big difference between people? They were already on the verge of death, but Su Can was here accompanying three beautiful women!
"Su Can, quickly help me think of a way! If I can't make it to the television station, I can forget about going on television for the rest of my life!”Zeng Xiaoxian begged Su Can.
Su Can rolled his eyes helplessly and said with a bitter smile,""Teacher Zeng, what can I do? My Lamborghini can't fly.”
"That's right. Zeng Xiaoxian, you should calm down. Since ancient times, everyone has died.”Hu Yifei laughed happily.
"Teacher Zeng, you can go by bike. I put my bike in your Xiali trunk during the last outing.”Lin Wanyu said kindly.
"I didn't drive a Xiali today!" Zeng Xiaoxian felt a headache. If he had known earlier, he would have driven Xiali!
Su Can took out two cans of Coke from the car refrigerator and handed them to them. He said,"Teacher Zeng, drink something. Don't be too anxious. It's useless for you to be anxious in this situation.”
"What you said makes sense." Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the coke and gulped it down in one go. Then, he burped loudly, leaving Su Can and the others speechless.
Just as everyone was about to persuade Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao came over with a beautiful woman.
Su Can saw that this beauty was really pretty. Her skin was fair and beautiful, and her temperament was outstanding. Although she couldn't compare to and the others, she was still very beautiful. Zhanbo was at a loss. Even Zeng Xiaoxian stopped thinking about the TV station. Instead, he made a pose that he thought was handsome.
Su Can also secretly thought that Lu Ziqiao was indeed good at picking up girls.
Lu Ziqiao quickly took a few steps ahead of the beauty and came to Su Can's side. With a pleading expression, he whispered,"Su Can, help me support the scene. I told that girl that I knew Su Can who wrote bubbles, and she only agreed to talk to me. Help me say a few words to her, I'll pay for dinner!”
Su Can instantly felt as if ten thousand f ** king horses were galloping past him. F ** k, you're still using my name to pick up girls, and you even want me to help you maintain your image? I'll support your head! Su Can cursed speechlessly in his heart. This Lu Ziqiao was too much of a bastard!
"Lu Ziqiao! You're using Su Can's name to pick up girls again! I'll teach you a lesson first, then I'll tell Meijia and Youyou. Let's see if you die today!”Hu Yifei, who was sitting in the back row, exploded when she heard this.'Good, you're using your boyfriend to pick up girls for you every day.' Hu Yifei was already having a headache because Su Can was too popular with women. This guy was adding fuel to the fire.
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