Me! Really a straight guy
2 Steel Straight-Man System!

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There were people coming and going in the Starbucks cafe, especially girls.

They all liked to come here and order a cup of coffee, take all kinds of selfies and post them on their WeChat Moments, then sit down for an entire afternoon. It was a beautiful life.

Zhang Li spoke so loudly that the people around her naturally heard her clearly.

"Did I hear wrongly? That man said he wanted to find a virgin as his wife?”

A well-dressed girl with tattoos on her arms and chest said in surprise.

Her best friend laughed coldly." Haha, another straight guy. Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself? A third-grade cripple who's not even 1.8 meters tall wants to find a virgin?"”

"That's too childish. This kind of man has never been in a relationship, right? What a whimsical and pathetic fool!”

"Virgins are all inexperienced little girls. They are not only naive but also stupid. How can they be as experienced as mature women like us?”

"Yeah, this man looks like a loser. He's probably a poor guy who doesn't want to give anything. He just wants to cheat a silly, white, and sweet girl.”

"Too naive. This kind of straight loser is destined to be lonely for the rest of his life!”

……

All around him, there were all kinds of women's mocking laughter.

When Zhang Li heard those women helping her, her expression became even more smug.

She pointed at Su Han and said in a charitable tone,"See, Su Han? It's unrealistic to find a virgin these days. I only chatted with you for so long because your family situation is good. If it were an ordinary person, I wouldn't even bother!”

"Actually, you're quite honest. As long as you promise to buy me a BMW, I can try dating you.”

Zhang Li thought that Su Han's family was quite rich, so she raised the price and wanted to get some benefits.

However, Su Han shook his head.

"I told you, I want to find a virgin as my wife. If you're not a virgin, you won't meet my requirements.”

"Since you're not a virgin, why should I write your name on the property ownership certificate?”

"Since you're not a virgin, why should I buy a house for your parents and even your brother?”

"Since you're not a virgin, why did you chase my parents out?”

"Since you're not a virgin, why should I be responsible for all the expenses at home and hand over my monthly salary?”

Su Han's words were getting louder and louder, and in the end, he had a questioning tone!

" I…I…" Zhang Li was speechless by Su Han's question. Her eyes flickered and she could not speak.

"Humph!" Su Han saw her speechless and ugly state.

He sneered and continued.

"Besides, you're less than 1.6 meters tall. Even if you don't weigh 200 pounds, you should at least weigh 180 pounds, right?”

"Also, I don't like women with heavy makeup because I don't want to be covered in white powder when I'm intimate.”

"Lastly, you're too ugly and don't suit my aesthetic standards. I'm sorry, but we're not suitable for each other!”

After saying that.

He stood up and walked out of the cafe without looking back.

Zhang Li, who had a blank expression on her face, was left behind, along with a group of customers who were watching the show.

After a while, Zhang Li finally reacted.

"Su Han, you stupid idiot. You still want to find a virgin? Dream on! Who would like a loser like you? Stay single for the rest of your life! Luther!"

Zhang Li, who was exasperated, was like a shrew. She cursed at the Starbucks cafe for half an hour.

Someone recorded the conversation between Su Han and Zhang Li and posted it on TikTok and Weibo.

Soon, it triggered a large number of trending searches.

However, Su Han did not know about this for the time being.

After walking out of the cafe, he communicated with a mysterious voice in his mind."System, my performance just now was not bad, right?”

The System replied," Your performance is so-so. You have successfully passed the test and obtained the recognition of the system. Now, the Steel Straight Man System is officially activated!”

As the system's voice fell, a mechanical notification sounded in Su Han's ears.

Ding! The Steely Straight Man System has been officially activated! Upgrading system functions!

Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the first straight man mission. The reward is a novice gift bag!

Ding! Emotional Value function activated! The host can provoke the target or infect the target with encouragement. As long as the target's emotions are mobilized, the host can obtain Emotional Value. Emotional Value could be exchanged for any item in the System Store!

PS: The novel is an artistic process. Please don't substitute it into reality. In reality, most girls are kind and sensible. Only a small number of girls are corrupted by society and are willing to degenerate.

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