After an unknown amount of time, I slowly woke up amidst a series of scolding. A blurry, colorful figure appeared in front of me. Could it be that Mom came to see me?
She walked up and down in front of me, and she kept talking."You little bastard, you go to the casino all day without learning anything. When you grow up, you can't be a hoodlum. Look at Yuhe's kid and dog. He's only 14 years old today. He graduated last year and worked as a tailor with his master. It was also because she, Yuhe, had a good life. When she grew up, the shopkeeper of Li Ji's clothing shop took a fancy to her. He often took money to call her place to make tea and even took her son as an apprentice. Dog is so clever, has a sweet mouth and sharp eyes. Manager Li likes him very much and has always raised him as his son. He has passed on all his skills to him. In three years, he has almost become a big shot. Many girls in our courtyard have their gowns made by him. Look at you, sleeping for a whole day, refusing to get up even when it's dark. When you grow up, you'll either be a teapot or a ruffian. I'm really unlucky to have given birth to such a prodigal.”
I was confused and wondered what was wrong with my mom today.
She continued," This time, you have to listen to me no matter what. Follow Shopkeeper Wang as an apprentice and work hard at his coffin shop. In the future, you will also let this old lady be famous."”
I looked up and patted my forehead.”
"Little bastard, you're getting more and more unruly. I'm talking to you like you're listening to a show. It seems that you want to eat stir-fried bamboo shoots and meat again today.”
As he spoke, he rushed towards me. With a bang, I felt a huge pain in my leg. My head suddenly sobered up and I sat up with a whoosh." What are you doing!?"!! You…you…who are you?"
There was a strange woman standing in front of me. She was dressed very strangely, like a character in a historical drama. She wore a long dress and a long coat. She was in her thirties and had a round face. She held a feather duster in her hand and glared at me angrily with a pair of medium-sized eyes. "Good, you little bastard. Your wings have hardened, haven't they? You even dare to disown me. I really raised an ingrate.”As he spoke, he raised his hand and was about to hit her.
I quickly said,"Wait, wait, big sister, did you get the wrong person?"”
Anger. I saw anger in her eyes.”The feather duster in his hand fell.
I raised my hand and easily grabbed the other end of the feather duster. An unknown fire rose in my heart.
At this moment, there was a sudden commotion outside. The woman in front of me was stunned for a moment, then she put down the thing in her hand and turned around to go out to see what was going on. At this moment, the door was pushed open and a woman dressed even more fancifully poked her head in." Wei Chunfang, come out quickly. Something happened."”Then, he retracted his head.
The woman in front of me, Wei Chunfang, let out an "ah" and quickly ran to the mirror beside the table to look at herself. She reached out to tidy her hair and turned to walk out of the door. She said to me,"Little Treasure, don't come out. I'll go take a look.”As he spoke, he had already walked out.
Wei Chunhua! Little Treasure! Why does it feel so familiar? Could it be…Could it be…I'm in The Deer and Cauldron? I became Wei Xiaobao? Thinking of this, I began to size up the place I was in. This was a room of more than ten square meters with three white walls. The wall at the door was made of wood. The carving craftsmanship looked quite good. The hollowed out parts were pasted with paper. The bed I was sitting on was a huge bucket bed, just like the ones I saw in the antique shop. The tables and chairs in the room were also made of wood. The shape was simple and the workmanship was exquisite. The floor was covered with green and old-fashioned. No matter how I looked at it, it looked like a scene from a period drama.
I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming. He had had similar dreams before, but the main character in the dreams was always Shuang 'er. However, the dreams I had in the past had never been so clear and realistic. This was also the first time Wei Chunfang had appeared. It was really interesting. I smiled and shook my head.'Continue dreaming and see what interesting things will happen.' I lifted the blanket covering my body and was about to get up when I suddenly felt a pain in my leg. I realized that I was naked. The place where Wei Chunfang hit me was bruised.”I gently pressed on the bruised area, and a huge pain hit my brain." Damn, it really hurts. Eh, that's not right.”I suddenly understood,'Dreams don't hurt.' I pressed hard again." It hurts, it really hurts. Haha, damn it, I've become Wei Xiaobao. Haha, Shuang 'er, Ah Ke, I'm coming! Hahahaha."
She hurriedly got up to look for clothes. She saw a few patched clothes by the bed and held them in her hands. Damn, aren't these children's clothes? How can I wear them when I'm so young? She casually compared them to her body. Oh, they fit quite well. Oh right, I'm Wei Xiaobao now. I'm only 12 or 13 years old. These clothes are just right. Looking down at the bottom of my clothes, I could see that it was alright. Wei Xiaobao was still young and had developed quite well. His second son was not small. Although he was still a little behind the real him, he was still a child and would grow in the future. He put on his clothes quickly and moved his hands and feet. Other than the fact that using a rope as a belt was a little awkward, it was pretty comfortable.
After walking back and forth in the room twice, I came to the bronze mirror and looked at myself. I saw a round face in the mirror. A pair of round eyes were rolling and revealing intelligence. Haha, not bad, not much different from what I imagined.
While I was admiring Wei Xiaobao in the mirror, the noise outside grew louder. I can't miss out on such an enjoyable thing. What if this is really a dream? Wouldn't it be a pity if I suddenly wake up?
Following the sound, I came to a large hall. There were four to five large tables in the hall, and the tables were filled with wine and meat. It seemed like a banquet was being held. The tables were filled with people, men and women. There were many women dressed in fancy clothes standing around the hall, Wei Chunfang was among them. Everyone had nervous expressions as they stared at seventeen to eighteen burly men with white cloth on their heads standing in the middle of the hall. These burly men held steel knives and their faces were filled with hostility. Their gazes were all aimed at a door.
A burly man shouted at the door,""Old Sixth Jia, you coward, get out here!”
Jia Laoliu, that's right, this is Deer and Cauldron. This Jia Laoliu is a member of the Heaven and Earth Society. I'm even more convinced of my judgment. Then these guys must be illegal salt traffickers.
Someone in the room laughed out loud." You illegal salt dealers dare to challenge the Heaven and Earth Society? Although I am not a hero of the Heaven and Earth Society, I will not tolerate your rudeness. Come in if you have the guts and let me sharpen my knife on you."”
The person who spoke must be Mao Shiba. Based on my familiarity with the original novel, I immediately recognized the identity of the person who spoke in the room. Haha, God really treated me well. He actually let me experience Wei Xiaobao's legendary experience from the beginning. I'm rich. Thank God, thank God, thank my parents, and thank my producer and director…
Author's narration: Stop! Stop! You must be too happy. If it wasn't for me, you would still be lying in your little black room. You've thanked me for so long, but I'm not here. If I get angry, you'll always go back.
Please don't. I haven't seen Shuang 'er, who I've been thinking about day and night. I beg you, Lord Author, let me finish the story.
A loud noise pulled my attention back from my conversation with the voice-over. They saw three burly men holding steel knives, shouting, kicking open the door, and rushing in. Amidst a series of groans, three people flew out and fell to the ground. Immediately after, six burly men rushed into the room. With a series of bangs, the six people flew out again and fell on the three people who had fallen in front of them. The hall was filled with groans. At this moment, no one dared to enter. An old man took a few steps forward, looked around the room, and asked loudly,"Who are you?”
? Mao Shi Ba scolded," You're not my son. I don't plan on having sex with your daughter. Who I am is none of your business."”
Suddenly, someone giggled. I turned around and saw Wei Chunfang. I was stunned and thought that something bad was going to happen in the original novel.
Sure enough, a salt seller took a step forward and slapped Wei Chunfang's two mouths, causing her nose and mouth to bleed. He even cursed,"Stupid b * stard, shut your mouth.”
Next, it was my turn to appear. According to the original novel, I should have jumped out and cursed at the salt seller. However, when I saw that these guys were all big and round, holding murderous steel knives in their hands, and had fierce expressions on their faces, my legs and stomach started to twist. Although I was considered a gangster in our small city and had fought many times, I had never seen such a scene. They were holding a big knife, not a dagger or a brick chain lock used by hooligans. Just looking at the shiny big knife made one feel afraid, let alone jumping out to scold others.
Just as I was hesitating if I should follow the plot and jump out, the old man spoke into the room again."Since you are not from the Heaven and Earth Society, why did you come to this muddy water? Our Qing Gang is not to be trifled with. If you know what's good for you, leave your name so that we can explain to the gang.”
Mao Shi Ba smiled." It's none of my business that you're seeking revenge against the Heaven and Earth Society. I was just composing a poem and you ruined my mood. How should I settle this debt?" Why don't you call your sisters over and have a good time with me? Then we'll be even.”When did Mao Shiba learn how to write poetry? Hero Jin had never mentioned it.
The old man was trembling with anger. At this moment, three more people walked in from outside the door and whispered a few words to the old man. The old man took out two short swords from his waist and shook his head. The four of them rushed into the room.
There was the sound of weapons clashing, followed by the sound of furniture shattering and falling to the ground. Then there was a scream. I didn't hear Mao Shi Ba's voice. According to the original novel, Mao Shi Ba killed the four salt owls with Xiao Bao's help. If I don't step forward, this little Mao might die. If he dies, who will take me to Beijing? How could he enter the palace? If he couldn't enter the palace, how could he meet Kang Xi? How can I get that little slut Jianning, let alone that Shuang 'er girl who will haunt me in the future? Whatever. For Shuang 'er, I'll fight it out.
Thinking of this, my head buzzed. I rushed forward, bent down, picked up a steel knife, and rushed into the room.
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After an unknown amount of time, I slowly woke up amidst a series of scolding. A blurry, colorful figure appeared in front of me. Could it be that Mom came to see me?
She walked up and down in front of me, and she kept talking."You little bastard, you go to the casino all day without learning anything. When you grow up, you can't be a hoodlum. Look at Yuhe's kid and dog. He's only 14 years old today. He graduated last year and worked as a tailor with his master. It was also because she, Yuhe, had a good life. When she grew up, the shopkeeper of Li Ji's clothing shop took a fancy to her. He often took money to call her place to make tea and even took her son as an apprentice. Dog is so clever, has a sweet mouth and sharp eyes. Manager Li likes him very much and has always raised him as his son. He has passed on all his skills to him. In three years, he has almost become a big shot. Many girls in our courtyard have their gowns made by him. Look at you, sleeping for a whole day, refusing to get up even when it's dark. When you grow up, you'll either be a teapot or a ruffian. I'm really unlucky to have given birth to such a prodigal.”
I was confused and wondered what was wrong with my mom today.
She continued," This time, you have to listen to me no matter what. Follow Shopkeeper Wang as an apprentice and work hard at his coffin shop. In the future, you will also let this old lady be famous."”
I looked up and patted my forehead.”
"Little bastard, you're getting more and more unruly. I'm talking to you like you're listening to a show. It seems that you want to eat stir-fried bamboo shoots and meat again today.”
As he spoke, he rushed towards me. With a bang, I felt a huge pain in my leg. My head suddenly sobered up and I sat up with a whoosh." What are you doing!?"!! You…you…who are you?"
There was a strange woman standing in front of me. She was dressed very strangely, like a character in a historical drama. She wore a long dress and a long coat. She was in her thirties and had a round face. She held a feather duster in her hand and glared at me angrily with a pair of medium-sized eyes. "Good, you little bastard. Your wings have hardened, haven't they? You even dare to disown me. I really raised an ingrate.”As he spoke, he raised his hand and was about to hit her.
I quickly said,"Wait, wait, big sister, did you get the wrong person?"”
Anger. I saw anger in her eyes.”The feather duster in his hand fell.
I raised my hand and easily grabbed the other end of the feather duster. An unknown fire rose in my heart.
At this moment, there was a sudden commotion outside. The woman in front of me was stunned for a moment, then she put down the thing in her hand and turned around to go out to see what was going on. At this moment, the door was pushed open and a woman dressed even more fancifully poked her head in." Wei Chunfang, come out quickly. Something happened."”Then, he retracted his head.
The woman in front of me, Wei Chunfang, let out an "ah" and quickly ran to the mirror beside the table to look at herself. She reached out to tidy her hair and turned to walk out of the door. She said to me,"Little Treasure, don't come out. I'll go take a look.”As he spoke, he had already walked out.
Wei Chunhua! Little Treasure! Why does it feel so familiar? Could it be…Could it be…I'm in The Deer and Cauldron? I became Wei Xiaobao? Thinking of this, I began to size up the place I was in. This was a room of more than ten square meters with three white walls. The wall at the door was made of wood. The carving craftsmanship looked quite good. The hollowed out parts were pasted with paper. The bed I was sitting on was a huge bucket bed, just like the ones I saw in the antique shop. The tables and chairs in the room were also made of wood. The shape was simple and the workmanship was exquisite. The floor was covered with green and old-fashioned. No matter how I looked at it, it looked like a scene from a period drama.
I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming. He had had similar dreams before, but the main character in the dreams was always Shuang 'er. However, the dreams I had in the past had never been so clear and realistic. This was also the first time Wei Chunfang had appeared. It was really interesting. I smiled and shook my head.'Continue dreaming and see what interesting things will happen.' I lifted the blanket covering my body and was about to get up when I suddenly felt a pain in my leg. I realized that I was naked. The place where Wei Chunfang hit me was bruised.”I gently pressed on the bruised area, and a huge pain hit my brain." Damn, it really hurts. Eh, that's not right.”I suddenly understood,'Dreams don't hurt.' I pressed hard again." It hurts, it really hurts. Haha, damn it, I've become Wei Xiaobao. Haha, Shuang 'er, Ah Ke, I'm coming! Hahahaha."
She hurriedly got up to look for clothes. She saw a few patched clothes by the bed and held them in her hands. Damn, aren't these children's clothes? How can I wear them when I'm so young? She casually compared them to her body. Oh, they fit quite well. Oh right, I'm Wei Xiaobao now. I'm only 12 or 13 years old. These clothes are just right. Looking down at the bottom of my clothes, I could see that it was alright. Wei Xiaobao was still young and had developed quite well. His second son was not small. Although he was still a little behind the real him, he was still a child and would grow in the future. He put on his clothes quickly and moved his hands and feet. Other than the fact that using a rope as a belt was a little awkward, it was pretty comfortable.
After walking back and forth in the room twice, I came to the bronze mirror and looked at myself. I saw a round face in the mirror. A pair of round eyes were rolling and revealing intelligence. Haha, not bad, not much different from what I imagined.
While I was admiring Wei Xiaobao in the mirror, the noise outside grew louder. I can't miss out on such an enjoyable thing. What if this is really a dream? Wouldn't it be a pity if I suddenly wake up?
Following the sound, I came to a large hall. There were four to five large tables in the hall, and the tables were filled with wine and meat. It seemed like a banquet was being held. The tables were filled with people, men and women. There were many women dressed in fancy clothes standing around the hall, Wei Chunfang was among them. Everyone had nervous expressions as they stared at seventeen to eighteen burly men with white cloth on their heads standing in the middle of the hall. These burly men held steel knives and their faces were filled with hostility. Their gazes were all aimed at a door.
A burly man shouted at the door,""Old Sixth Jia, you coward, get out here!”
Jia Laoliu, that's right, this is Deer and Cauldron. This Jia Laoliu is a member of the Heaven and Earth Society. I'm even more convinced of my judgment. Then these guys must be illegal salt traffickers.
Someone in the room laughed out loud." You illegal salt dealers dare to challenge the Heaven and Earth Society? Although I am not a hero of the Heaven and Earth Society, I will not tolerate your rudeness. Come in if you have the guts and let me sharpen my knife on you."”
The person who spoke must be Mao Shiba. Based on my familiarity with the original novel, I immediately recognized the identity of the person who spoke in the room. Haha, God really treated me well. He actually let me experience Wei Xiaobao's legendary experience from the beginning. I'm rich. Thank God, thank God, thank my parents, and thank my producer and director…
Author's narration: Stop! Stop! You must be too happy. If it wasn't for me, you would still be lying in your little black room. You've thanked me for so long, but I'm not here. If I get angry, you'll always go back.
Please don't. I haven't seen Shuang 'er, who I've been thinking about day and night. I beg you, Lord Author, let me finish the story.
A loud noise pulled my attention back from my conversation with the voice-over. They saw three burly men holding steel knives, shouting, kicking open the door, and rushing in. Amidst a series of groans, three people flew out and fell to the ground. Immediately after, six burly men rushed into the room. With a series of bangs, the six people flew out again and fell on the three people who had fallen in front of them. The hall was filled with groans. At this moment, no one dared to enter. An old man took a few steps forward, looked around the room, and asked loudly,"Who are you?”
? Mao Shi Ba scolded," You're not my son. I don't plan on having sex with your daughter. Who I am is none of your business."”
Suddenly, someone giggled. I turned around and saw Wei Chunfang. I was stunned and thought that something bad was going to happen in the original novel.
Sure enough, a salt seller took a step forward and slapped Wei Chunfang's two mouths, causing her nose and mouth to bleed. He even cursed,"Stupid b * stard, shut your mouth.”
Next, it was my turn to appear. According to the original novel, I should have jumped out and cursed at the salt seller. However, when I saw that these guys were all big and round, holding murderous steel knives in their hands, and had fierce expressions on their faces, my legs and stomach started to twist. Although I was considered a gangster in our small city and had fought many times, I had never seen such a scene. They were holding a big knife, not a dagger or a brick chain lock used by hooligans. Just looking at the shiny big knife made one feel afraid, let alone jumping out to scold others.
Just as I was hesitating if I should follow the plot and jump out, the old man spoke into the room again."Since you are not from the Heaven and Earth Society, why did you come to this muddy water? Our Qing Gang is not to be trifled with. If you know what's good for you, leave your name so that we can explain to the gang.”
Mao Shi Ba smiled." It's none of my business that you're seeking revenge against the Heaven and Earth Society. I was just composing a poem and you ruined my mood. How should I settle this debt?" Why don't you call your sisters over and have a good time with me? Then we'll be even.”When did Mao Shiba learn how to write poetry? Hero Jin had never mentioned it.
The old man was trembling with anger. At this moment, three more people walked in from outside the door and whispered a few words to the old man. The old man took out two short swords from his waist and shook his head. The four of them rushed into the room.
There was the sound of weapons clashing, followed by the sound of furniture shattering and falling to the ground. Then there was a scream. I didn't hear Mao Shi Ba's voice. According to the original novel, Mao Shi Ba killed the four salt owls with Xiao Bao's help. If I don't step forward, this little Mao might die. If he dies, who will take me to Beijing? How could he enter the palace? If he couldn't enter the palace, how could he meet Kang Xi? How can I get that little slut Jianning, let alone that Shuang 'er girl who will haunt me in the future? Whatever. For Shuang 'er, I'll fight it out.
Thinking of this, my head buzzed. I rushed forward, bent down, picked up a steel knife, and rushed into the room.
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