The Deer and the Cauldron
22 I’m sorry, I’m actually Po

Chen Adou

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With a loud sound, Zhang Debiao and the others pushed down the screen and pounced over, each like a wolf or tiger.

Ao Bai had long understood that the Emperor was here to take his life. With a furious roar, he no longer held back. With a sweep of his right foot, he kicked two young eunuchs away. The two young eunuchs flew up and crashed into the wall. They spat out blood and looked like they had lost their lives. He followed up with a heavy punch, hitting the head of the other eunuch. The eunuch's neck immediately snapped, and his head tilted to the side before he fell limply. Following that, he kicked two more times, and the two eunuchs flew out and knocked down two warriors who were pouncing over. Their four heads collided, and with two bangs, brain matter splattered all over the ground. Ao Bai took two more steps forward and punched the face of the warrior at the front. The warrior fell to the ground, one of his eyes popping out of his eye frame and dangling on his face. His entire face was flattened.

In the blink of an eye, eight people had already died. Although there were still quite a few people left, everyone was scared out of their wits and didn't dare to go forward. Seeing this, I knew that something was wrong and shouted,"Whoever dares to retreat will be f * cking killed." Ao Bai turned around when he heard the shout. His blood-red eyes stared at me as he turned around and pounced at me. I regret this. Why did I say that? Seeing Ao Bai's fist flying towards me, I immediately crouched down, almost lying on the ground. I used all my limbs to crawl to the side. When I saw the desk beside me, I rolled my body and crawled into it. As soon as I entered, the desk above me flew up and landed on the ground far away. I knew that this old thing would definitely kick me, so I hurriedly rolled three or four times until I touched the dragon throne. Only then did I dare to get up.

With a loud clang, a huge golden object flew towards me with thick smoke. I used all my strength to dodge. When I looked over, it turned out that Ao Bai had kicked the incense burner over. If such a huge thing hit me, I would at least die…No, no, I would definitely die. The incense burner fell to the ground with a loud sound. The incense ashes were scattered everywhere.

Incense burner, f * ck, that's an incense burner. How could I have forgotten about this? The real Little Treasure used two handfuls of incense ash to easily make the incense. It's spicy, mom. Now that the incense burner has been kicked over by Elder Ao Bai, the incense ash is scattered all over the world. If I want to grab two handfuls of incense ash, I'm afraid I'll have to get a broom and return it to the cage first. Thinking of this, he almost cried out loud. He didn't care about my mood. Before I could stand firm, he pounced in front of me and raised his fist. Looking at that claypot sized fist, I had long lost my soul. I only hugged my head and let out a scream. This cry was sharp but not thin, high-pitched but not splitting. It was mellow and long, going straight past three octaves, like a skylark entering the clouds. Then, it made two bends, like a gentle twirling finger. Finally, the performance ended with a high-pitched voice that gradually faded away. However, the echo was endless, shocking everyone present. Everyone seemed to have forgotten where they were. No one moved, and they were in a daze as they recalled each note.

Ao Bai was the first to regain his senses. He stretched out his large hand. He was about to take the lead in clapping. He had already raised his right palm high up. Why was he only extending one hand? Could it be that he had never heard of the saying that it was difficult to make a sound with one palm? Could it be that he was dumbfounded after hearing my heavenly voice? Why didn't he slap his other hand? Why did he slap my face with his hand?

Who was this? He flew over to block Ao Bai's hand and even started fighting with Ao Bai. The two of them were flying around. What was it like? Yes, two butterflies. Dear ~~ Fly slowly ~~~ Be careful of your bow legs ~~~~

"Little Treasure, how are you?”

Who is this? He keeps shaking me. I'm singing. How annoying. Oh, Little Xuan, no wonder you are so bold, even daring to shake me. He's the emperor, he can shake whoever he wants, he can f * ck whoever he wants, emperor ~~ emperor!!

" Your Majesty," I came back to reality and sobered up," Are you okay?”

Kang Xi's eyes were filled with concern as he said,""I'm fine. Eunuch Hai is here. I'm fine now. Are you hurt?”

Ah, that's right, when I fell into Ao Bai's hands, I quickly checked and said,"I seem to be fine too. Ha, I'm lucky." Kang Xi smiled and said," You scared me to death. I thought you were…" I was grateful and grabbed his hand. His hand was covered in sweat.

At this moment, Ao Bai and Hai Dafu were fighting very hard, and six or seven eunuchs were knocked down on the ground. Zhang Debiao seemed to be injured as well. His expression was painful as he leaned against the wall. He didn't know if this kid was pretending this time.

Ao Bai was indeed impressive. He was able to withstand a saber strike while fighting against an expert like Hai Dafu. Hai Dafu's body spun around him like a gust of wind, and his palm strikes were mostly blocked by Ao Bai. However, Ao Bai had also been hit a few times, and he was already spitting out blood. He cried out and kicked left and right, but he still couldn't touch Hai Dafu. Hai Dafu's palm strikes were even faster, and most of them were feints. Once Ao Bai revealed a gap, the feints would turn into real moves. In an instant, Ao Bai was hit three more times.

This is the first time I've seen Hai Dafu in action, and also the first time I've seen an expert exchange blows. I'm really dazzled and excited, regretting not properly learning kung fu a while ago.

Ao Bai seemed to be unable to hold on any longer. His body swayed left and right, and he was about to fall. Hai Dafu saw that he had an advantage and coughed loudly. Ignoring the danger, he rushed in from the middle door and heavily struck Ao Bai's abdomen. Ao Bai spat out a mouthful of blood all over Hai Dafu's face, causing his vision to blur. Just as he was about to retreat, Ao Bai pressed down on his shoulder and sent him flying with a heavy punch to his chest. Hai Dafu fell to the ground, but just as he was about to get up, he spat out a mouthful of blood and could no longer get up. Lying on the ground, he kept coughing, and every cough brought blood.

He slowly walked towards Hai Dafu and said fiercely,""I will kill all of you."

The situation had taken a turn for the worse, and everyone was stunned. With Hai Dafu's defeat, no one left could block Ao Bai's attack. Everyone was afraid that they would all die at Ao Bai's hands. Seeing this, I couldn't care less. Anyway, I'm going to die. I'll give it my all. I reached out and pulled out the dagger from my boot. Taking advantage of Ao Bai's back facing me, I ran up to him in a few steps. I jumped up and hugged Ao Bai from behind. My legs were clamped around his waist. My left hand naturally grabbed the dagger on Ao Bai's back and used it as a handle as I climbed up with all my might. Ao Bai felt pain on his back. He bent his waist and wanted to throw me off his head, but it just happened to lift my body forward a little. I could already reach his head. I raised the dagger in my right hand and stabbed it into Ao Bai's neck without hesitation.

Ao Bai's mouth gurgled twice. He wanted to turn his head, but he couldn't. Finally, with a bang, he fell to the ground. I rolled down from his body. My whole body was limp and I could no longer get up.

The young eunuch and warrior beside him seemed to have just woken up. They shouted and rushed over, pressing down on Ao Bai. I calmed down and slowly stood up. Ignoring the kneeling on the ground, I ran to Kang Xi's side and shouted,"Your Majesty." Kang Xi looked at me with red eyes and nodded fiercely. I nodded back at him and smiled forcefully. The two of us are excited at this moment, each with a lot on our minds.

Kang Xi took two steps forward, put his hands behind his back and said,""How dare you offend your superiors.”Everyone was in a mess. Suddenly, a young eunuch ran over and said,"Reporting to the emperor, Ao Daren is dead.”I was stunned.

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Little Treasure sang softly,"My dear, push me hard. I don't care even if you keep me as a collection."

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With a loud sound, Zhang Debiao and the others pushed down the screen and pounced over, each like a wolf or tiger.

Ao Bai had long understood that the Emperor was here to take his life. With a furious roar, he no longer held back. With a sweep of his right foot, he kicked two young eunuchs away. The two young eunuchs flew up and crashed into the wall. They spat out blood and looked like they had lost their lives. He followed up with a heavy punch, hitting the head of the other eunuch. The eunuch's neck immediately snapped, and his head tilted to the side before he fell limply. Following that, he kicked two more times, and the two eunuchs flew out and knocked down two warriors who were pouncing over. Their four heads collided, and with two bangs, brain matter splattered all over the ground. Ao Bai took two more steps forward and punched the face of the warrior at the front. The warrior fell to the ground, one of his eyes popping out of his eye frame and dangling on his face. His entire face was flattened.

In the blink of an eye, eight people had already died. Although there were still quite a few people left, everyone was scared out of their wits and didn't dare to go forward. Seeing this, I knew that something was wrong and shouted,"Whoever dares to retreat will be f * cking killed." Ao Bai turned around when he heard the shout. His blood-red eyes stared at me as he turned around and pounced at me. I regret this. Why did I say that? Seeing Ao Bai's fist flying towards me, I immediately crouched down, almost lying on the ground. I used all my limbs to crawl to the side. When I saw the desk beside me, I rolled my body and crawled into it. As soon as I entered, the desk above me flew up and landed on the ground far away. I knew that this old thing would definitely kick me, so I hurriedly rolled three or four times until I touched the dragon throne. Only then did I dare to get up.

With a loud clang, a huge golden object flew towards me with thick smoke. I used all my strength to dodge. When I looked over, it turned out that Ao Bai had kicked the incense burner over. If such a huge thing hit me, I would at least die…No, no, I would definitely die. The incense burner fell to the ground with a loud sound. The incense ashes were scattered everywhere.

Incense burner, f * ck, that's an incense burner. How could I have forgotten about this? The real Little Treasure used two handfuls of incense ash to easily make the incense. It's spicy, mom. Now that the incense burner has been kicked over by Elder Ao Bai, the incense ash is scattered all over the world. If I want to grab two handfuls of incense ash, I'm afraid I'll have to get a broom and return it to the cage first. Thinking of this, he almost cried out loud. He didn't care about my mood. Before I could stand firm, he pounced in front of me and raised his fist. Looking at that claypot sized fist, I had long lost my soul. I only hugged my head and let out a scream. This cry was sharp but not thin, high-pitched but not splitting. It was mellow and long, going straight past three octaves, like a skylark entering the clouds. Then, it made two bends, like a gentle twirling finger. Finally, the performance ended with a high-pitched voice that gradually faded away. However, the echo was endless, shocking everyone present. Everyone seemed to have forgotten where they were. No one moved, and they were in a daze as they recalled each note.

Ao Bai was the first to regain his senses. He stretched out his large hand. He was about to take the lead in clapping. He had already raised his right palm high up. Why was he only extending one hand? Could it be that he had never heard of the saying that it was difficult to make a sound with one palm? Could it be that he was dumbfounded after hearing my heavenly voice? Why didn't he slap his other hand? Why did he slap my face with his hand?

Who was this? He flew over to block Ao Bai's hand and even started fighting with Ao Bai. The two of them were flying around. What was it like? Yes, two butterflies. Dear ~~ Fly slowly ~~~ Be careful of your bow legs ~~~~

"Little Treasure, how are you?”

Who is this? He keeps shaking me. I'm singing. How annoying. Oh, Little Xuan, no wonder you are so bold, even daring to shake me. He's the emperor, he can shake whoever he wants, he can f * ck whoever he wants, emperor ~~ emperor!!

" Your Majesty," I came back to reality and sobered up," Are you okay?”

Kang Xi's eyes were filled with concern as he said,""I'm fine. Eunuch Hai is here. I'm fine now. Are you hurt?”

Ah, that's right, when I fell into Ao Bai's hands, I quickly checked and said,"I seem to be fine too. Ha, I'm lucky." Kang Xi smiled and said," You scared me to death. I thought you were…" I was grateful and grabbed his hand. His hand was covered in sweat.

At this moment, Ao Bai and Hai Dafu were fighting very hard, and six or seven eunuchs were knocked down on the ground. Zhang Debiao seemed to be injured as well. His expression was painful as he leaned against the wall. He didn't know if this kid was pretending this time.

Ao Bai was indeed impressive. He was able to withstand a saber strike while fighting against an expert like Hai Dafu. Hai Dafu's body spun around him like a gust of wind, and his palm strikes were mostly blocked by Ao Bai. However, Ao Bai had also been hit a few times, and he was already spitting out blood. He cried out and kicked left and right, but he still couldn't touch Hai Dafu. Hai Dafu's palm strikes were even faster, and most of them were feints. Once Ao Bai revealed a gap, the feints would turn into real moves. In an instant, Ao Bai was hit three more times.

This is the first time I've seen Hai Dafu in action, and also the first time I've seen an expert exchange blows. I'm really dazzled and excited, regretting not properly learning kung fu a while ago.

Ao Bai seemed to be unable to hold on any longer. His body swayed left and right, and he was about to fall. Hai Dafu saw that he had an advantage and coughed loudly. Ignoring the danger, he rushed in from the middle door and heavily struck Ao Bai's abdomen. Ao Bai spat out a mouthful of blood all over Hai Dafu's face, causing his vision to blur. Just as he was about to retreat, Ao Bai pressed down on his shoulder and sent him flying with a heavy punch to his chest. Hai Dafu fell to the ground, but just as he was about to get up, he spat out a mouthful of blood and could no longer get up. Lying on the ground, he kept coughing, and every cough brought blood.

He slowly walked towards Hai Dafu and said fiercely,""I will kill all of you."

The situation had taken a turn for the worse, and everyone was stunned. With Hai Dafu's defeat, no one left could block Ao Bai's attack. Everyone was afraid that they would all die at Ao Bai's hands. Seeing this, I couldn't care less. Anyway, I'm going to die. I'll give it my all. I reached out and pulled out the dagger from my boot. Taking advantage of Ao Bai's back facing me, I ran up to him in a few steps. I jumped up and hugged Ao Bai from behind. My legs were clamped around his waist. My left hand naturally grabbed the dagger on Ao Bai's back and used it as a handle as I climbed up with all my might. Ao Bai felt pain on his back. He bent his waist and wanted to throw me off his head, but it just happened to lift my body forward a little. I could already reach his head. I raised the dagger in my right hand and stabbed it into Ao Bai's neck without hesitation.

Ao Bai's mouth gurgled twice. He wanted to turn his head, but he couldn't. Finally, with a bang, he fell to the ground. I rolled down from his body. My whole body was limp and I could no longer get up.

The young eunuch and warrior beside him seemed to have just woken up. They shouted and rushed over, pressing down on Ao Bai. I calmed down and slowly stood up. Ignoring the kneeling on the ground, I ran to Kang Xi's side and shouted,"Your Majesty." Kang Xi looked at me with red eyes and nodded fiercely. I nodded back at him and smiled forcefully. The two of us are excited at this moment, each with a lot on our minds.

Kang Xi took two steps forward, put his hands behind his back and said,""How dare you offend your superiors.”Everyone was in a mess. Suddenly, a young eunuch ran over and said,"Reporting to the emperor, Ao Daren is dead.”I was stunned.

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Little Treasure sang softly,"My dear, push me hard. I don't care even if you keep me as a collection."

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