When Zhang Debiao heard that I wanted to find the erotic painting, his mouth instantly opened wide. He was so shocked that he couldn't speak. After a long time, he stuttered and asked,"Brother, are you talking about the erotic painting?”I became very shy and nodded.
Zhang Debiao's face was flushed red. He probably wanted to laugh but did not dare to. Finally, he could not help but laugh out loud. He quickly said,"Brother, please don't mind me. I just don't understand. You are…you are…working in the palace. What use do you have for this erotic painting?”I knew what he meant. He wanted to say that I'm a eunuch and can't do that kind of thing. Wouldn't it be a waste of my feelings to look at erotic paintings?
"Don't worry about it. I need it urgently anyway. Can you get it?"”Zhang Debiao saw that I was anxious and quickly said,"I've seen a few sets in the palace. Don't get angry, I'll help you look for them. Leave this matter to me, I'll definitely satisfy you.”I was happy and said,"Thank you for your trouble, brother."”Reaching into his pocket, he took out a jade thumb ring and stuffed it into Zhang Debiao's hand. He smiled and said,""This is something I took to show my respect to my brother when I raided the Ao Bai residence today.”This jade thumb ring was completely green and had no other colors. It had a glass base and an excellent water head. It would be worth at least a thousand taels of silver on the market. Zhang Debiao was also a person who knew what was good. When he saw it, he was dumbfounded and said repeatedly,"How can I do this? Such a precious item…Brother, you're treating me like an outsider.”As he spoke, he put the ring into his pocket.
I waved my hand." What are you talking about? If you have benefits, you naturally can't forget about me. We can make money together."”Zhang Debiao laughed and said,"Brother, you miss me so much. I will never forget your kindness. I'll go now.”With that, Wu Wu ran out.
With the power of this thumb ring, Zhang Debiao will definitely complete the mission. My heart feels relaxed. He thought that since he had nothing to do now, he might as well go to the imperial kitchen for a walk. He had just been promoted to the head of the imperial kitchen yesterday. As a new official, he had to go and light a fire. Thus, he hummed a little tune and strolled toward the royal study. Along the way, his mind was filled with thoughts of Little Lian, Yuqing, and the five hundred thousand taels of silver that he was about to get. He was really pleased with himself. However, I started to worry about how to use this money. There weren't many things to buy even if I used it to buy things. It would be better to do some business and invest in business. Yes, Little Lian's father was a businessman, so Little Lian more or less had some business acumen. If I invest in a business and let Little Lian take care of it, it will save her the trouble of staying at home every day and giving me a cuckold when she's bored. Wouldn't that be a huge loss? It was just that he did not have a firm opinion on what business to do. Forget it, he did not want to think about it. He would ask Little Lian later to see what she wanted to do.
As I was thinking about something, I walked into the imperial kitchen. When the eunuchs in the imperial kitchen saw me, they had already reported to the managing eunuch. The managing eunuch ran over to greet me,"Eunuch Gui is auspicious. This one is the imperial kitchen's attendant eunuch Li Fugui. Yesterday, I learned of the imperial decree. Everyone says that the Empress Dowager and the Emperor value Eunuch, so our imperial kitchen is going to be proud.”I smiled and returned the gesture." The Empress Dowager and the Emperor's kindness naturally can't be said. We should also try our best to curry favor with them. We won't waste the higher-ups 'cultivation."”"Yes, yes, we will definitely do our job seriously and not let down the Emperor's grace."”
I smiled." That's all. Show me around."”
"Please, Eunuch," said Li Fugui. I bowed and led the way while I followed behind him. I started chatting with him.
"How many people are there in the imperial kitchen?" I asked.”
"Our Catering Division currently has seven managing eunuchs, forty-two imperial eunuchs, and one hundred and twenty-seven imperial chefs. There's no fixed number of other Sula handymen, but we usually have more than fifty."”I really didn't expect that a small imperial kitchen would have so many people. Ha, I now have more than 200 people under my control. As he thought about it, a thought appeared in his mind, and he was instantly excited. "Where are the royal chefs? Bring me to them."”Li Fugui said," There are more than forty imperial chefs on duty today. Didn't they just finish today's dinner? I'm afraid they're still in the imperial kitchen. Eunuch, please follow me."”
After entering the imperial kitchen, Li Fugui called out,"Stop, stop. Everyone, come over and meet our new supervisor.”The imperial chefs put down their work and turned around. Li Fugui continued,"This is our new official, Eunuch Gui. He has been ordered by the Empress Dowager to take charge of our imperial kitchen. Everyone must listen to Eunuch Gui in the future."”"Greetings, Eunuch Gui."”I waved my hand and cleared my throat."The Empress Dowager and the Emperor ordered me to be in charge of the imperial kitchen because they trust me. We naturally have to do our best for the master and serve the best food to not let down the masters 'intentions. I'm new here, so I don't know much about your craftsmanship.”I paused for a moment and looked around before continuing,"Today, I'll test all of you. I'll let each of you cook your best dish. If he didn't do well, then…Eunuch Li, what do you think we should do?”"It's all according to Eunuch Gui's instructions," Li Fugui quickly said.”I nodded and said,"If you don't do well, then don't stay in the palace anymore. Go find your own way to survive."”The imperial chefs were frightened and whispered to each other. Seeing how scared they were, I secretly laughed and continued,"You can start preparing now. I'll give you enough time.”He then turned to Li Fugui and said,"Eunuch Li is responsible for noting down which dish was cooked by which chef." Send the food and records to my room at midnight. I want to evaluate them one by one.”"Yes, I will definitely record it according to your instructions."”
After I finished, I waved my hand and said,"Alright, let's get to work." He turned around and walked out. The group of people behind him immediately became chaotic and busy.
After leaving the imperial kitchen, I finally couldn't help but laugh out loud. When Yuqing comes over tonight, other than the jewelry, there will be over forty dishes that the imperial chefs have meticulously prepared. At that time, I'll also make her drink two glasses of wine…haha. Actually, I have another important goal. I was originally worried about what business I should invest in. Now, I'm in charge of the imperial kitchen. What kind of famous dishes can't I make? Even the f * cking princes and ministers can't often eat the food made by the imperial chefs. If I open a restaurant and ask a few imperial chefs to cook, then I'll make a fortune.
The more I thought about it, the more pleased I became. My footsteps became light and I unconsciously returned to my residence in the palace. Unexpectedly, Zhang Debiao was waiting outside the door, and beside him was a warrior from the warehouse. When he saw me, he hurriedly ran over and said mysteriously,"Brother, it's done." I was overjoyed and hurriedly opened the door to let the two of them in. I then said to the warrior who came with him,"Brother, please go to the imperial kitchen and tell the steward to prepare a few exquisite dishes. I want to properly toast the two of you.”The warrior left happily.
After the warrior left, Zhang Debiao carefully took out a silk booklet from his chest pocket and handed it to me with both hands. I took it and opened it. I saw that every page of the album was painted with fine brush strokes of a man and a woman having sex. The painting was exquisite, the characters were plump, and full of spirit. It was definitely not from the hands of a layman. Flipping to the last page, I saw a seal printed on the lower right corner of the picture. I looked carefully and saw the words 'Seal of Zhengming'. Could it be that this Chungong Painting was made by Wen Zhengming, one of the Four Great Talents of Jiangnan? No wonder it was so exquisite.
After keeping the album, I said to Zhang Debiao,"Brother is really amazing. You found it so quickly and helped me a lot.”Zhang Debiao was very pleased with himself and said," It's not a big deal. If you have anything to say in the future, just let me know. I'm tired of staying in this palace. I can't earn much money. How can it be more practical than working with you?"”After hearing what he said, I had an idea.
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Zhang Debiao shouted loudly,"Selling the erotic pictures ~~~ Selling the erotic pictures ~~~~ Tang Bohu's authentic erotic pictures ~~ Only 30 recommendation tickets ~~~ After this village, there won't be this shop ~~ After eating this bun, there won't be this filling ~~~"
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When Zhang Debiao heard that I wanted to find the erotic painting, his mouth instantly opened wide. He was so shocked that he couldn't speak. After a long time, he stuttered and asked,"Brother, are you talking about the erotic painting?”I became very shy and nodded.
Zhang Debiao's face was flushed red. He probably wanted to laugh but did not dare to. Finally, he could not help but laugh out loud. He quickly said,"Brother, please don't mind me. I just don't understand. You are…you are…working in the palace. What use do you have for this erotic painting?”I knew what he meant. He wanted to say that I'm a eunuch and can't do that kind of thing. Wouldn't it be a waste of my feelings to look at erotic paintings?
"Don't worry about it. I need it urgently anyway. Can you get it?"”Zhang Debiao saw that I was anxious and quickly said,"I've seen a few sets in the palace. Don't get angry, I'll help you look for them. Leave this matter to me, I'll definitely satisfy you.”I was happy and said,"Thank you for your trouble, brother."”Reaching into his pocket, he took out a jade thumb ring and stuffed it into Zhang Debiao's hand. He smiled and said,""This is something I took to show my respect to my brother when I raided the Ao Bai residence today.”This jade thumb ring was completely green and had no other colors. It had a glass base and an excellent water head. It would be worth at least a thousand taels of silver on the market. Zhang Debiao was also a person who knew what was good. When he saw it, he was dumbfounded and said repeatedly,"How can I do this? Such a precious item…Brother, you're treating me like an outsider.”As he spoke, he put the ring into his pocket.
I waved my hand." What are you talking about? If you have benefits, you naturally can't forget about me. We can make money together."”Zhang Debiao laughed and said,"Brother, you miss me so much. I will never forget your kindness. I'll go now.”With that, Wu Wu ran out.
With the power of this thumb ring, Zhang Debiao will definitely complete the mission. My heart feels relaxed. He thought that since he had nothing to do now, he might as well go to the imperial kitchen for a walk. He had just been promoted to the head of the imperial kitchen yesterday. As a new official, he had to go and light a fire. Thus, he hummed a little tune and strolled toward the royal study. Along the way, his mind was filled with thoughts of Little Lian, Yuqing, and the five hundred thousand taels of silver that he was about to get. He was really pleased with himself. However, I started to worry about how to use this money. There weren't many things to buy even if I used it to buy things. It would be better to do some business and invest in business. Yes, Little Lian's father was a businessman, so Little Lian more or less had some business acumen. If I invest in a business and let Little Lian take care of it, it will save her the trouble of staying at home every day and giving me a cuckold when she's bored. Wouldn't that be a huge loss? It was just that he did not have a firm opinion on what business to do. Forget it, he did not want to think about it. He would ask Little Lian later to see what she wanted to do.
As I was thinking about something, I walked into the imperial kitchen. When the eunuchs in the imperial kitchen saw me, they had already reported to the managing eunuch. The managing eunuch ran over to greet me,"Eunuch Gui is auspicious. This one is the imperial kitchen's attendant eunuch Li Fugui. Yesterday, I learned of the imperial decree. Everyone says that the Empress Dowager and the Emperor value Eunuch, so our imperial kitchen is going to be proud.”I smiled and returned the gesture." The Empress Dowager and the Emperor's kindness naturally can't be said. We should also try our best to curry favor with them. We won't waste the higher-ups 'cultivation."”"Yes, yes, we will definitely do our job seriously and not let down the Emperor's grace."”
I smiled." That's all. Show me around."”
"Please, Eunuch," said Li Fugui. I bowed and led the way while I followed behind him. I started chatting with him.
"How many people are there in the imperial kitchen?" I asked.”
"Our Catering Division currently has seven managing eunuchs, forty-two imperial eunuchs, and one hundred and twenty-seven imperial chefs. There's no fixed number of other Sula handymen, but we usually have more than fifty."”I really didn't expect that a small imperial kitchen would have so many people. Ha, I now have more than 200 people under my control. As he thought about it, a thought appeared in his mind, and he was instantly excited. "Where are the royal chefs? Bring me to them."”Li Fugui said," There are more than forty imperial chefs on duty today. Didn't they just finish today's dinner? I'm afraid they're still in the imperial kitchen. Eunuch, please follow me."”
After entering the imperial kitchen, Li Fugui called out,"Stop, stop. Everyone, come over and meet our new supervisor.”The imperial chefs put down their work and turned around. Li Fugui continued,"This is our new official, Eunuch Gui. He has been ordered by the Empress Dowager to take charge of our imperial kitchen. Everyone must listen to Eunuch Gui in the future."”"Greetings, Eunuch Gui."”I waved my hand and cleared my throat."The Empress Dowager and the Emperor ordered me to be in charge of the imperial kitchen because they trust me. We naturally have to do our best for the master and serve the best food to not let down the masters 'intentions. I'm new here, so I don't know much about your craftsmanship.”I paused for a moment and looked around before continuing,"Today, I'll test all of you. I'll let each of you cook your best dish. If he didn't do well, then…Eunuch Li, what do you think we should do?”"It's all according to Eunuch Gui's instructions," Li Fugui quickly said.”I nodded and said,"If you don't do well, then don't stay in the palace anymore. Go find your own way to survive."”The imperial chefs were frightened and whispered to each other. Seeing how scared they were, I secretly laughed and continued,"You can start preparing now. I'll give you enough time.”He then turned to Li Fugui and said,"Eunuch Li is responsible for noting down which dish was cooked by which chef." Send the food and records to my room at midnight. I want to evaluate them one by one.”"Yes, I will definitely record it according to your instructions."”
After I finished, I waved my hand and said,"Alright, let's get to work." He turned around and walked out. The group of people behind him immediately became chaotic and busy.
After leaving the imperial kitchen, I finally couldn't help but laugh out loud. When Yuqing comes over tonight, other than the jewelry, there will be over forty dishes that the imperial chefs have meticulously prepared. At that time, I'll also make her drink two glasses of wine…haha. Actually, I have another important goal. I was originally worried about what business I should invest in. Now, I'm in charge of the imperial kitchen. What kind of famous dishes can't I make? Even the f * cking princes and ministers can't often eat the food made by the imperial chefs. If I open a restaurant and ask a few imperial chefs to cook, then I'll make a fortune.
The more I thought about it, the more pleased I became. My footsteps became light and I unconsciously returned to my residence in the palace. Unexpectedly, Zhang Debiao was waiting outside the door, and beside him was a warrior from the warehouse. When he saw me, he hurriedly ran over and said mysteriously,"Brother, it's done." I was overjoyed and hurriedly opened the door to let the two of them in. I then said to the warrior who came with him,"Brother, please go to the imperial kitchen and tell the steward to prepare a few exquisite dishes. I want to properly toast the two of you.”The warrior left happily.
After the warrior left, Zhang Debiao carefully took out a silk booklet from his chest pocket and handed it to me with both hands. I took it and opened it. I saw that every page of the album was painted with fine brush strokes of a man and a woman having sex. The painting was exquisite, the characters were plump, and full of spirit. It was definitely not from the hands of a layman. Flipping to the last page, I saw a seal printed on the lower right corner of the picture. I looked carefully and saw the words 'Seal of Zhengming'. Could it be that this Chungong Painting was made by Wen Zhengming, one of the Four Great Talents of Jiangnan? No wonder it was so exquisite.
After keeping the album, I said to Zhang Debiao,"Brother is really amazing. You found it so quickly and helped me a lot.”Zhang Debiao was very pleased with himself and said," It's not a big deal. If you have anything to say in the future, just let me know. I'm tired of staying in this palace. I can't earn much money. How can it be more practical than working with you?"”After hearing what he said, I had an idea.
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Zhang Debiao shouted loudly,"Selling the erotic pictures ~~~ Selling the erotic pictures ~~~~ Tang Bohu's authentic erotic pictures ~~ Only 30 recommendation tickets ~~~ After this village, there won't be this shop ~~ After eating this bun, there won't be this filling ~~~"
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