The Deer and the Cauldron
44 Kiss my good Empress Dowager

Chen Adou

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Seeing Yu Qing teasing me, I was delighted. I reached out to grab her hand and pulled her into the room. I closed the door with my foot and plunged into Yu Qing's arms. I hugged her waist tightly and called out,"Sister Qing, I missed you so much."

Yu Qing hesitated for a moment, then slowly raised her hand to hug me. She placed her chin on my forehead and started crying.

Seeing her cry, I felt sad. I pulled her to sit down and asked,"Sister, did the Empress Dowager and Wu Liangfu bully you? Don't cry, I'll go settle the score with them and help you vent your anger.”Yu Qing wiped her tears and looked up."Silly child, I am happy. The Empress Dowager is very good to me and did not do anything to me. Otherwise, how could I have seen you?”"Didn't the Empress Dowager make things difficult for you?" By the way, how did you get out? Why did you go to the imperial kitchen again?”

"I don't know why, but the Empress Dowager let me out yesterday and asked me to run around the imperial kitchen these few days to take care of her meals."”After a pause, she continued," The Empress Dowager also said that I'm an old palace maid by her side. I've been with her since I was a teenager. Now that I'm older, I can't be too strict with her. Other than serving her daily, I can spend the rest of my time on my own." She also said,"You monkey…" Her face turned red, and she lowered her head but did not continue.

I was overjoyed and said,"What else did the Empress Dowager say? Did she say that I am deeply in love with you and that you and I are a match made in heaven?"”Yu Qing spat and said," You're so affectionate. That's what the Empress Dowager doesn't know. If she finds out that you've grown…you're a fake eunuch, it'll be strange if she doesn't skin you alive."”After saying that, she laughed. From her words, it could be heard that the Empress Dowager basically meant what I said. She tacitly agreed that Qinger was on good terms with me and even specially arranged for her to get close to me in the imperial kitchen. I was instantly ecstatic. I jumped up and grabbed Yu Qing's hand, shouting,"That's great. The Empress Dowager doesn't blame us and even wants us to be together. Sister Qing, we'll be a couple in the future. Hero Jin made the fake Empress Dowager sound so bad that I almost fell for his trick again.”

Yu Qing was stunned." Who is Hero Jin?" she asked." How dare he speak ill of the Empress Dowager?"”I knew that I had misspoken and quickly changed the topic."Sister Qing, the Empress Dowager said that you can spend your time on your own. Come over tonight, and I'll get the kitchen to prepare a lot of dishes for you. The Empress Dowager has already pushed us together. Let's see who still dares to interfere.”As expected, Yu Qing was attracted by my topic and said,"You're in the imperial kitchen today. Could it be that you're going to ask the chefs to cook so many dishes for you again?”I smiled and nodded. Yu Qing tapped my forehead and smiled,"You gluttonous monkey, eating the emperor's silver all day. Aren't you afraid that I'll hold you up?" I giggled and gently squeezed her hand."That's why I want Sister to eat with me. I only have an appetite when Sister is around.”Looking at her reaction, he asked,"I wonder if Sister is willing to be with your monkey?"”

Yu Qing lowered her head and said softly after a while,""That day at the Empress Dowager's place, you said that you liked me, that you wanted to dote on me, that you wanted to go along with me, and that you were willing to risk your life for me.”I thought of what I said that night at the Cining Palace. I didn't expect this girl to take it seriously. I said,"Of course I meant what I said. I would never lie to you. I wonder what big sister means." Yu Qing said," When I heard your words that day, I was really happy. I only felt that you were the best to me in my entire life. You would rather give up your life to protect me." I made up my mind to follow you and told the Empress Dowager that.”I thought of her tearful expression when she said that she was willing. I was excited. I hugged her in one hand and gently stroked her hair with the other.

Yu Qing snuggled in my arms like a little girl, slowly closing her eyes and enjoying my touch. He muttered," I was really scared that day, but you had the guts to go against the Empress Dowager. If it wasn't for the Empress Dowager's soft-heartedness, we wouldn't have been alive. You monkey, you almost ruined my plan."”I was startled, not knowing what she was talking about. However, I heard her say,"If I die just like this, I'll have a quick death and be spared from the endless torment.”"Sister, what big thing are you talking about?" I couldn't help but ask.”Yu Qing was shocked and immediately came to her senses. She hurriedly stood up and said,"I'm going. The Empress Dowager is still waiting for my reply.”With that, he ran out.

I was left alone in the room, standing there in a daze, thinking hard about Yu Qing's words, but I couldn't figure it out. After thinking for a long time, the more I thought about it, the more confused my mind became. I decided not to worry about it and just practice for a while. I've been lazy in practicing for the past few months. Today, there are already readers who are dissatisfied and want me to practice a peerless martial art. If I don't pretend to fool them, I'm afraid no one will smash the votes. So he entered the inner room and sat cross-legged on the bed. His five hearts faced the sky. His eyes looked at his nose, his nose looked at his mouth, his mouth looked at his heart, and his heart looked at that thing. He began to circulate his internal energy.

I didn't know how many times I circulated the mental cultivation method, but I felt that the original Qi in my body slowly became stronger and faster. In the end, I almost couldn't control it. I immediately jumped up and felt that my body was about to explode. I couldn't help but let out a long cry and started to play the Merciful Thousand Leaves Palm. After a set of palm techniques, his body felt much more relaxed, so he did it again. This time, he poured the internal energy in his body that was difficult to control into his arms. He felt that his hands were whistling in the wind. After this round, his martial arts seemed to have improved a lot. He was overjoyed and wanted to find someone else to test his acupoints, but he couldn't find a sparring partner. He gritted his teeth and decided to try it on himself.

I took a deep breath and stood up straight. I slowly spread my legs apart and stood firmly with my feet at shoulder width. Slowly, I placed my hand on the Fengshi acupoint on my right leg. After accurately locating the acupoint, I raised my hand and slapped it down. The internal energy in my arm flowed out and I suddenly felt a huge numbness in my leg. It was as if I had been electrocuted. I screamed and fell to the ground heavily. My right cheek hit the floor with a bang. This fall was not light. After I fell, my right leg quickly recovered its feeling. I rubbed my face and sat up, thinking about the feeling just now. I had that feeling before. It was like when I was playing with electric wires when I was young and was electrocuted. Although it was more violent, it was not as powerful as what Chen Jinnan had said. Even Chen Jinnan couldn't figure out the reason for this. It seemed like I wouldn't have the chance to master the peerless martial arts. Not only would I be disappointed, but the readers would also abandon me in disappointment. The more she thought about it, the sadder she became. She could not help but cry.

"Eunuch Gui, Eunuch Gui!" someone shouted from outside the door.”I got up and patted the dust off my clothes. I limped to the main hall and opened the door. I saw Li Fugui leading a group of servant eunuchs. They were holding large and small plates of dishes and lined up outside the door.

*****

"Brother, let me introduce you to a book called 'Three Thousand Belles in the Harem'. According to Eunuch Li, the inner pages of this book are all made of gold, and the words are written with gold powder mixed with water. If any of you can get your hands on this book, I'm afraid it won't be any worse than the forty-two chapters."”

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Seeing Yu Qing teasing me, I was delighted. I reached out to grab her hand and pulled her into the room. I closed the door with my foot and plunged into Yu Qing's arms. I hugged her waist tightly and called out,"Sister Qing, I missed you so much."

Yu Qing hesitated for a moment, then slowly raised her hand to hug me. She placed her chin on my forehead and started crying.

Seeing her cry, I felt sad. I pulled her to sit down and asked,"Sister, did the Empress Dowager and Wu Liangfu bully you? Don't cry, I'll go settle the score with them and help you vent your anger.”Yu Qing wiped her tears and looked up."Silly child, I am happy. The Empress Dowager is very good to me and did not do anything to me. Otherwise, how could I have seen you?”"Didn't the Empress Dowager make things difficult for you?" By the way, how did you get out? Why did you go to the imperial kitchen again?”

"I don't know why, but the Empress Dowager let me out yesterday and asked me to run around the imperial kitchen these few days to take care of her meals."”After a pause, she continued," The Empress Dowager also said that I'm an old palace maid by her side. I've been with her since I was a teenager. Now that I'm older, I can't be too strict with her. Other than serving her daily, I can spend the rest of my time on my own." She also said,"You monkey…" Her face turned red, and she lowered her head but did not continue.

I was overjoyed and said,"What else did the Empress Dowager say? Did she say that I am deeply in love with you and that you and I are a match made in heaven?"”Yu Qing spat and said," You're so affectionate. That's what the Empress Dowager doesn't know. If she finds out that you've grown…you're a fake eunuch, it'll be strange if she doesn't skin you alive."”After saying that, she laughed. From her words, it could be heard that the Empress Dowager basically meant what I said. She tacitly agreed that Qinger was on good terms with me and even specially arranged for her to get close to me in the imperial kitchen. I was instantly ecstatic. I jumped up and grabbed Yu Qing's hand, shouting,"That's great. The Empress Dowager doesn't blame us and even wants us to be together. Sister Qing, we'll be a couple in the future. Hero Jin made the fake Empress Dowager sound so bad that I almost fell for his trick again.”

Yu Qing was stunned." Who is Hero Jin?" she asked." How dare he speak ill of the Empress Dowager?"”I knew that I had misspoken and quickly changed the topic."Sister Qing, the Empress Dowager said that you can spend your time on your own. Come over tonight, and I'll get the kitchen to prepare a lot of dishes for you. The Empress Dowager has already pushed us together. Let's see who still dares to interfere.”As expected, Yu Qing was attracted by my topic and said,"You're in the imperial kitchen today. Could it be that you're going to ask the chefs to cook so many dishes for you again?”I smiled and nodded. Yu Qing tapped my forehead and smiled,"You gluttonous monkey, eating the emperor's silver all day. Aren't you afraid that I'll hold you up?" I giggled and gently squeezed her hand."That's why I want Sister to eat with me. I only have an appetite when Sister is around.”Looking at her reaction, he asked,"I wonder if Sister is willing to be with your monkey?"”

Yu Qing lowered her head and said softly after a while,""That day at the Empress Dowager's place, you said that you liked me, that you wanted to dote on me, that you wanted to go along with me, and that you were willing to risk your life for me.”I thought of what I said that night at the Cining Palace. I didn't expect this girl to take it seriously. I said,"Of course I meant what I said. I would never lie to you. I wonder what big sister means." Yu Qing said," When I heard your words that day, I was really happy. I only felt that you were the best to me in my entire life. You would rather give up your life to protect me." I made up my mind to follow you and told the Empress Dowager that.”I thought of her tearful expression when she said that she was willing. I was excited. I hugged her in one hand and gently stroked her hair with the other.

Yu Qing snuggled in my arms like a little girl, slowly closing her eyes and enjoying my touch. He muttered," I was really scared that day, but you had the guts to go against the Empress Dowager. If it wasn't for the Empress Dowager's soft-heartedness, we wouldn't have been alive. You monkey, you almost ruined my plan."”I was startled, not knowing what she was talking about. However, I heard her say,"If I die just like this, I'll have a quick death and be spared from the endless torment.”"Sister, what big thing are you talking about?" I couldn't help but ask.”Yu Qing was shocked and immediately came to her senses. She hurriedly stood up and said,"I'm going. The Empress Dowager is still waiting for my reply.”With that, he ran out.

I was left alone in the room, standing there in a daze, thinking hard about Yu Qing's words, but I couldn't figure it out. After thinking for a long time, the more I thought about it, the more confused my mind became. I decided not to worry about it and just practice for a while. I've been lazy in practicing for the past few months. Today, there are already readers who are dissatisfied and want me to practice a peerless martial art. If I don't pretend to fool them, I'm afraid no one will smash the votes. So he entered the inner room and sat cross-legged on the bed. His five hearts faced the sky. His eyes looked at his nose, his nose looked at his mouth, his mouth looked at his heart, and his heart looked at that thing. He began to circulate his internal energy.

I didn't know how many times I circulated the mental cultivation method, but I felt that the original Qi in my body slowly became stronger and faster. In the end, I almost couldn't control it. I immediately jumped up and felt that my body was about to explode. I couldn't help but let out a long cry and started to play the Merciful Thousand Leaves Palm. After a set of palm techniques, his body felt much more relaxed, so he did it again. This time, he poured the internal energy in his body that was difficult to control into his arms. He felt that his hands were whistling in the wind. After this round, his martial arts seemed to have improved a lot. He was overjoyed and wanted to find someone else to test his acupoints, but he couldn't find a sparring partner. He gritted his teeth and decided to try it on himself.

I took a deep breath and stood up straight. I slowly spread my legs apart and stood firmly with my feet at shoulder width. Slowly, I placed my hand on the Fengshi acupoint on my right leg. After accurately locating the acupoint, I raised my hand and slapped it down. The internal energy in my arm flowed out and I suddenly felt a huge numbness in my leg. It was as if I had been electrocuted. I screamed and fell to the ground heavily. My right cheek hit the floor with a bang. This fall was not light. After I fell, my right leg quickly recovered its feeling. I rubbed my face and sat up, thinking about the feeling just now. I had that feeling before. It was like when I was playing with electric wires when I was young and was electrocuted. Although it was more violent, it was not as powerful as what Chen Jinnan had said. Even Chen Jinnan couldn't figure out the reason for this. It seemed like I wouldn't have the chance to master the peerless martial arts. Not only would I be disappointed, but the readers would also abandon me in disappointment. The more she thought about it, the sadder she became. She could not help but cry.

"Eunuch Gui, Eunuch Gui!" someone shouted from outside the door.”I got up and patted the dust off my clothes. I limped to the main hall and opened the door. I saw Li Fugui leading a group of servant eunuchs. They were holding large and small plates of dishes and lined up outside the door.

*****

"Brother, let me introduce you to a book called 'Three Thousand Belles in the Harem'. According to Eunuch Li, the inner pages of this book are all made of gold, and the words are written with gold powder mixed with water. If any of you can get your hands on this book, I'm afraid it won't be any worse than the forty-two chapters."”

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