In less than ten minutes, the students in the class had left in twos and threes. They really wondered if they were in a hurry to reincarnate, or if there was a lot of money waiting for them on the way home.
If I could walk, I might run faster than them. I laughed at myself, picked up the broom, and walked to the first row.
"I protest. I want to revolt and sue. I want to report that old woman. She's extremely abnormal. My roast chicken, my delicious pig's ears, and my fragrant white rice!”Wang Hao saw that there were only four of us in the classroom, so he raised his broom and scolded Teacher Li loudly. He was not afraid that there were spies on campus.
"Black fatty, it's not easy for you to look like this, but it's not a coincidence. Your parents have prepared a lot of good things for you.!”One of the tall and thin brothers who had been through a lot teased him.
"You guys have that sour fox mentality. You guys say grapes are sour when you can't eat them, you guys say girls are ugly when you can't get girls, and you guys say I'm on a diet today when you can't eat meat. Why don't you look at your skinny appearance? Why don't you follow me to my house tonight? I can give you the food that I can't finish eating?”Wang Hao proudly raised his broom.
Looking at his smug expression, I felt uncomfortable.
"Brat, don't be too proud. I'm here to punish you for the happiness of the toiling masses.”I raised my broom and rushed towards him.
"Take this move of mine." I raised my broom and hacked at him.
"I'll block, I'll block, I'll block again!" Wang Hao resisted.
"I'm here to see my flood dragon emerge.”
"Hu Hansan, don't run. I, Li Xiangyang, am here. Today, I will eliminate the evil for the people. I want to distribute all the fish and meat in your house to the masses. I want to snatch your concubine home to be my woman.”
The two brothers were unwilling to be left out. They raised their brooms and charged at Wang Hao with their teeth bared.
Why do I feel that he's even more Hu Hansan than Hu Hansan? He's simply two bandits! I put away my broom and hid to the side to watch the show.
"Hero, spare me, spare me, I confess, I confess, don't hit me anymore.”Wang Hao offended everyone. He held his head and ran around like a street rat.
"You, Ximen Qing, who asked you to hook up with Pan Jinlian again? You Chen Shimei, how dare you abandon me after you've done it!”
"Noble Consort Yang has been ruined by you. Return it to me!”
"Let's see if you still dare to frame Yue Fei!”
"I'll beat you to death, little Japanese. Let's see if you dare to come and cause trouble in our country again.”
What was going on? Why did the two of them put all this mess on Wang Hao? If he hit someone, so be it. There were so many groundless charges. They were the modern version of the two Qin Huis. Their mouths were full of benevolence, righteousness, and morality, making me laugh from the bottom of my heart. Since we're playing, I can't stay out of it.
"I'm the Jade Emperor's Law Enforcer King Kong, and I want to get rid of you ugly people for millions of people.”I lightly waved my broom and hit one of them on the butt.
The two brothers saw that someone had joined the battle and pointed the spearhead at me again. When Wang Hao saw that I had also joined the battle and helped him resolve the crisis, his face was filled with gratitude. I think he almost treated me as a Bodhisattva who saved him from disaster. Of course, he couldn't let his brothers suffer, so he surrounded them from behind and ambushed them.
All of a sudden, the class was filled with cheers and dust. Countless tables and chairs fell to the ground, and laughter and curses continued. For a moment, there was an " ah " from one side, and then another. Someone must have fallen for it. However, no one cared who was the one who was ambushed. After all, everyone in front of them was an enemy.
After a long while, we were all panting from exhaustion. We didn't care if we were clean or not, and we didn't care if our image was worthy of the audience. We all sat on the ground and supported ourselves with our hands from behind. We panted loudly. It seemed that everyone had used up a lot of strength and energy in this battle. We should be exhausted. We were just short of lying on the ground and sleeping.
The sound of panting could be heard from all sides. Everyone looked at each other and suddenly laughed. The few of them turned into mud monkeys with gray faces. It seemed that they would be scolded again when they returned home.
"My name is Wang Lei." One of the two tall men stretched out his hand and looked at Wang Hao and me.
This time, I wouldn't be embarrassed anymore. I hurriedly reached out my hand and shook his hand. Wang Hao was still a little angry, but he seemed to have vented enough just now. He also reached out his hand and generously went up.
"I'm Yuan Rufeng. Nice to meet you.”
"I'm Zhao Jian. I hope we can become good friends. This ambush was really satisfying. " Haha…" The other tall man also extended a hand of friendship.
" I am…" Wang Hao also grinned and was about to speak.
"He's a black fatty, everyone can call him that. Anyway, this title is a match for his family status, and it's worthy of the name.”Seeing that Wang Hao was about to introduce himself, I immediately interrupted him and continued.
" Hahaha…" Everyone laughed.
"I say, black fatty, you're really, really…that, that…you're too stylish. I really admire and envy you. " I hope you can live a long life and marry a beautiful woman in the future. I hope you can give birth to a bunch of big, big…fat boys, haha…" Wang Lei pretended to bow to Wang Hao.
"Black Fatty bowed to Black Fatty. Anyway, I don't care. But I still have to tell you, my name is Wang Hao, Wang Lei. I'm from the same family as you 500 years ago. Don't always bully me with them.”
"I'm really happy to get to know you guys! The first day of school was already so exciting. How satisfying. Let's become sworn brothers so that we won't be bullied in the future. We can also resist that old woman's tyranny together. What do you think?”Zhao Jian suddenly suggested as he looked at everyone.
Everyone was stunned.
"Good, good, good!" When we came back to our senses, we said in unison.
"I just came to school and earned a few brothers back. I didn't lose anything this time!”Wang Hao shook his head and said.
"I'm thirteen years old this year and was born on March 17th.”I told him my birthday first.
"I'm also thirteen, born on June 25th.”Wang Hao continued.
"I'm 13 this year, born on August 31st.”Wang Lei also reported his birthday.
"Ah…then I'm the youngest. I'm also thirteen years old, but I was born on December 31st.”Zhao Jian looked at everyone pitifully.
"Alright, your birthdays have all been reported. I'm the oldest, and Wang Hao is the second. Wang Lei, you're the third, Zhao Jian, you're the youngest, and you're the fourth, which means you're our little brother!”I was the oldest, so I took the responsibility of ranking everyone. When I was ranking, I deliberately smiled at Wang Hao and Wang Hao, and made Second Brother's voice long. When I told Zhao Jian, I looked at him with an ambiguous gaze. I felt that my gaze was very disgusting, and I didn't know if he could take it.
"Haha, all of a sudden, we have a second brother and a younger brother. This is great. There won't be any problems with carrying on the family line.”Zhao Jian did not forget to take advantage of the situation.
"Boss, today is the first day of school, and you've already given me two nicknames. How am I going to survive in the future?”Wang Hao looked at me with an aggrieved expression.
"Don't, don't, don't flirt with me. I'm a decent person. If you want to mess with Zhao Jian, I'm not giving you two nicknames. It's because you're superior. The rest of the people will feel guilty!”I ignored him and said to myself.
"Zhao Jian, you're our little brother. Why are you the tallest and strongest? Did you take some medicine? His body is so abnormally developed?" Wang Hao saw that I wasn't interested in his counter-attack, so he had no choice but to change his target and attack Zhao Jian.
However, Zhao Jian's height was indeed abnormal. He was only thirteen years old, but his body was already 1.72 meters tall. It was no wonder that Wang Hao suspected that he had taken medicine.
"I didn't take medicine. Anyway, I didn't take Viagra. If you're jealous, I can help you lengthen your fat and make you taller, okay?”Zhao Jian didn't seem to care about the nickname we gave him. He clasped his hands and cracked his fingers, preparing to make a move on Wang Hao.
"Don't, don't. I'm quite satisfied with my figure. If you have a way, help Boss think of a way. Make him taller so that he can chase after our beautiful Miss Bing 'er.”Wang Hao waved his chubby little hands and argued.
"Boss, it's only the first day and you've already hooked up with Li Bing? As expected of Boss. He was good at studying and was also good at this aspect.”Wang Lei gave me a thumbs up.
" Go, go, go. Which side is cooler? Where are you going? I don't even know them. If you're good at your studies, that's because your studies are bad. In the future, I'll be the boss and be in charge of your tutoring. You're not allowed to slack off.”Who asked me to have a good foundation? In the class entrance exam, there were more than 60 people in the class, and I ranked fourth. As I said that, that half-smiling and half-angry smile appeared in front of my eyes again.
"Am I really that handsome? Is she really interested in me?" I touched my face and muttered to myself, as if I was lost in that flowery smile.
" Go…" The three of them said in unison and pointed their middle fingers at me.
"You're only a little prettier than Zhu Bajie, you're just too cocky!”Wang Hao's middle finger almost reached my chest.
"Boss, work harder. Li Bing is the top beauty in our class. If she catches up to us, she will be proud. And her good friend, Zhou Mei, is also very beautiful. I like her.”Wang Lei said while drooling.
"Boss, when we see Li Bing in the future, should we call her sister-in-law?”Zhao Jian did not fall behind and added.
"You bunch of perverts, how can you talk so much? Hurry up and go fight the ground. Don't work. Wait to go home and drink soup later!”Seeing that it was three against one, I would definitely be at a disadvantage. I immediately put on the dignity of a boss and waved the broom in my hand to give them orders.
"Ah, right, my roast chicken, my white rice, quickly sweep the floor, quickly sweep the floor, I'm hungry!”Wang Hao immediately picked up the broom and rushed forward.
The three of us looked at Guan 'er and smiled. Looking at the mess of tables and chairs around us, the ground was even dirtier than before. We had no choice but to continue our work.
"The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!”I don't forget to have fun while I'm working. "Comrades, work harder. Roast chicken, roast duck, and white rice are right in front of us. We have to fight for our ideals.”
Immediately, the classroom was filled with dust again. You swept the floor, I mopped the floor, you sprinkled the water, I took out the trash. The four of them were having a great time.
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