Huff, huff, huff. I ran to the classroom door while panting heavily.
"Report." Standing at the door of the classroom, Mr. Li was giving everyone their first math lesson. My report made the entire class look at me. I couldn't resist the pressure of these gazes and lowered my head.
"What's your name?”Teacher Li's duckling voice sounded.
"Who am I? I'm the suave, extraordinary, and handsome man who's mesmerized by all the girls in the world. I'm the killer of middle-aged women, the idol of young girls, the object of jealousy of all the men in the world, and I'm the new generation of invincible handsome men who are as handsome as Pan An and Sai Songyu!”My heart is so intoxicated.
"Yuan Rufeng." However, he did not dare to say that. He answered honestly and looked up at the old woman timidly.
"Okay, so it's you. You caused trouble in class yesterday and were late today. Are you deliberately going against me? Ah, no, you don't have to come into the classroom. Stand outside and wake up properly. Hand in your 1000-word self-reflection after school today.”When Teacher Li saw that it was me, she was even more furious.
It's over, it's over. My perfect image is ruined in front of all these beautiful women.
I stole a glance at Bing 'er. She was wearing a green dress today, and there was a white flower on her chest. She was holding her cheek and looking at me with a smile. I didn't dare to look too much, so I turned to look at my seat. Wang Hao was holding back his laughter and covering his mouth with one hand. Looking at him, he couldn't help but laugh at me after class. The two brothers in the back row were also looking at me with pity in their eyes, as if saying: Boss, you're in trouble.
"Get out!" The old woman's voice rang out again.
I quickly turned around and walked out of the door. I stood by the wall outside the classroom.
'I'm really embarrassed today. My plan to pick up girls has failed,' I thought dejectedly.
Listening to the old woman babbling on about the technical terms that I still didn't understand, I felt more and more annoyed.
"Sigh, why am I so unlucky? I've only been in school for two days and I've been punished to stand twice!”I thought gloomily.
Anyway, he was already punished to stand, so he didn't have to think too much. After thinking it through, I felt much better. I no longer paid attention to what the old woman was saying. I leaned against the wall and looked at the campus.
It was already the spring of March, and all kinds of flowers were blooming in the two small flower beds on the campus. The two willows that stood at the school gate had also sprouted new buds and were swaying up and down with the breeze. There were a few birds jumping up and down on the tree. I didn't know if they were playing a game or playing a game of male chasing female, I thought to myself in boredom. At the gate, the old man was sitting on a broken chair with his eyes closed. Beside him was an old-fashioned radio. His mouth was moving, probably learning to sing the opera played on the radio. Some time later, the sun was shining brightly, and the sky was cloudless. Occasionally, planes of unknown origin would fly by in the sky. I heard the sound of reading coming from other classrooms. I was also intoxicated by this comfortable and pleasant environment, and almost fell asleep.
" Ring…" The bell rang.
"Class dismissed, everyone." The old woman's voice rang out again.
"Stand up."
"Goodbye, teacher." It was the same old thing again. Was there a need to be so polite to this old woman?
The students from all classes rushed out of the classroom cheering, enjoying this moment of entertainment.
"Yuan Rufeng, today is the first day of class. Why are you late?”The old woman stood in front of me and asked seriously.
"I fell off my bike yesterday, and I was a little slow this morning, so I was late. Teacher, I didn't mean to.”Lying was my specialty. I lowered my head and explained softly.
"Oh, why are you so young? Forget it this time. Remember to come to school on time in the future. Don't be late.”The old woman forgave me after hearing this and began to preach like a teacher.
The students in the class also ran out to rest. When everyone came out, they would glance at me. When they saw that my old face was red, they could only lower their heads and quietly listen to the old woman's nagging."Yes, yes, yes…"
As if she saw that I had a good attitude in admitting my mistake, the old woman didn't pursue the matter any further and said,"Do well in the next class and don't cause trouble.”
He hurriedly replied,"Yes." The old woman turned around and left.
I finally let out a sigh of relief.
"Boss, come quickly, come quickly." In the classroom, Wang Hao saw the old woman leave and waved at me.
I sighed and walked to my seat gloomily.
"Boss, what's going on? He was fine yesterday. Why is there a hat on his head today?”Seeing me sit down, Wang Hao couldn't wait to ask.
Wang Lei and Zhao Jian also came over and looked at me in confusion.
"Boss, why are you late on the first day? Do you want to show off your bravery in front of everyone?”Wang Lei didn't forget to ask me why I was late.
"Boss, did Li Bing do something to your head?! Did you want to do something to her last night…and then you met with a strong resistance and ended up like this? I saw Li Bing's leg this morning.”Zhao Jian was also confused.
"What kind of thoughts are all of you thinking? Wang Hao, last night's chicken butt couldn't even block your two pieces? Wang Lei, if you keep talking nonsense, I'm going to introduce Zhou Mei to Yang Wei." Also, Zhao Jian, do you want to die?”I shouted at them anxiously.
"No, my Xiao Mei. Boss, don't be so cruel!”Wang Lei was the first to cry out in grievance.
"Boss, what you did has nothing to do with me eating roast chicken. However, I did have a good meal last night.”Wang Hao was unhappy, but he still licked his lips nostalgically.
"You're the boss, but you only know how to bully your underlings.”Zhao Jian was the youngest and did not have much say. He resisted gloomily.
"Rufeng, are your injuries better? Why are you late on the first day of school?" She turned around and met a reproachful face.
"Ah, ah, it's better. It doesn't hurt anymore.”Seeing the beauty take the initiative to ask, I stammered.
"I watched Water Margins too late last night and forgot to set the alarm clock, so I was late this morning.”I blushed and looked at Bing 'er with a silly smile.
"Ah! You also like to watch Water Margins. I like it too. Let's chat when we have time. I like Wu Song the most. Remember, don't be late next time. It won't be a good influence.”Bing-Er pouted.
"Alright, I have to go back and prepare for class.”Bing-Er turned around and walked to her seat.
I looked at her beautiful figure and felt a sweet feeling in my heart.
He turned around and saw three dumbfounded faces with their mouths wide open.
"Boss, boss, you, you guys are together?”Wang Hao stammered.
"What the hell? Why are your words so unpleasant? And the two of you, look at your silly faces. Go back to your seats. Class is about to start." I shouted at them like a boss.
" Ring…" The bell rang.
"Boss, remember to say more good things about me in front of Li Bing. My happiness is in your hands, my lovely Mei 'er.”Hearing the sound of class, Wang Lei hurriedly said a few words to me before running back to his seat with Zhao Jian.
I saw Bing 'er talking to Zhou Mei in front of me. Zhou Mei would occasionally look at my seat and smile mysteriously. I laughed until my hair stood on end. I quickly opened my bag as if nothing had happened and took out the books for this class. Thinking of Wang Lei's instructions just now, I secretly sized up Zhou Mei. She had short hair, and from the neck, her skin must be as white as snow. Thinking of the mysterious and unrestrained smile she had when she turned her head just now, she must be a bold and fierce girl. I didn't dare to look at her appearance too seriously just now, but I vaguely saw a beautiful oval face. Then there was that smile and big eyes. Wang Lei was so concerned about her, so she must be a beauty too.
"Boss, are you still looking? It's already like this on the first day. There's still a long way to go in the future. Tell me what happened yesterday. Why are you both injured? I saw that Li Bing's calf was still wrapped in gauze.”Wang Hao was a big and rough man. He couldn't hold back any questions in his heart and asked me anxiously.
Seeing that I couldn't refuse, I told him about how I fell down on the road yesterday and how Bing 'er's mother bandaged my wound.
"Ah, I see. Seeing how concerned Li Bing is about you today, Boss, there's a chance. You've hit the jackpot. You have to treat me to roast chicken later." Wang Hao came to a realization and took the opportunity to extort.
"Roast chicken, roast chicken, you only know how to eat. I'll order a chicken for you later and let you have a good time, okay?”I looked at him angrily.
"That won't do. I'm still a virgin after all. I can't let those women take advantage of me. I want to give myself completely to my future darling.”Wang Hao said longingly.
"Why isn't the teacher here yet?" I couldn't be bothered with him. Only then did I realize that the teacher hadn't arrived after a few minutes of class.
"I don't know. Is it because the teachers have a last-minute gathering and aren't coming to class?”Wang Hao woke up and answered.
I fainted. Why did I always think about eating? Why did I become sworn brothers with such a pig? I moved my body to the side and drew a clear line. I didn't know this stupid pig.
At this time, the class also turned from careful muttering to loud discussion. Suddenly, the class was like a pot of porridge that had exploded. It was a bit like a bathhouse, but the bathhouse was separated by men and women. Here, men and women were in the same room. If only the bathhouse was made for men and women to bathe together. That would definitely be a great reform, I thought in boredom.
"Boss, look!"
"What are you doing? If you have something to say, say it. If you have something to say, say it. If you scare me out of my heart, you'll have a good time.”Dissatisfied that Wang Hao had interrupted my grand idea, I turned my head unwillingly and rolled my eyes at him.
"No, look, Li Bing was hit on.”Wang Hao didn't seem to hear my teasing. He grabbed my clothes with one hand and pointed at Li Bing's position with the other.
My heart skipped a beat and I quickly turned my head to look at where Bing 'er was sitting. I saw Bing 'er chatting happily with a boy in front of her. Although I couldn't be sure what they were talking about, I couldn't help but feel a little sour when I saw them talking and laughing.
"Boss, you're so pitiful." Wang Hao looked at me sympathetically.
"Boss, look, that guy, isn't that Yang Wei?! F * ck, you're already impotent, and you're still trying to flirt with girls. Boss, do you want us four brothers to teach him a lesson after class?”Wang Hao rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was about to attack.
Looking closely, it was indeed the guy who made me laugh when school started yesterday. Upon closer inspection, the guy had short hair and big eyes. However, his gaze gave off a frivolous feeling. His lips were very thin and tasted a little sour. Looking at his height, he must be quite tall. Although I was very reluctant, I had to admit that he was indeed a handsome guy.
Seeing that I didn't say anything, Wang Hao poked me." Boss, you can't lose to that kid. You have to settle our sister-in-law. I don't like that kid at all. Damn it."”
I glanced at him and pretended to be indifferent." It doesn't matter. That guy is not good enough. With the 18 ways to pick up girls that I have studied since I was young, I will definitely defeat him.”
I couldn't bear to look at Bing 'er's position again, and my heart ached again.
"What are you doing? Was it all the opposite? Teacher won't be around for a while, and you're going to be lawless?”She knew that it was that old woman, Teacher Li.
Instantly, the classroom was quiet.
Satisfied with the effect of her appearance, the old woman smiled and nodded." Alright, Teacher Zhang, who taught you English today, is sick and didn't come. Everyone, we'll be teaching Mathematics this time.”
" Ah…" The classroom was filled with screams again.
"Alright, stop talking. Class will begin now.”
Listening to the old woman's lecture, my heart had already flown to an unknown place. My mind was filled with Yang Wei and Bing 'er's jokes. It was as if her heart had been knocked over, and she felt extremely uncomfortable. What happened to me? How could I be like this? I've only known her for a day. Don't tell me I like her and fall in love with her? No, no, it must be my imagination. I must be sick. I tried my best to deny my feelings for Bing 'er.
" Boom…" A loud noise pulled me back to reality from my imagination. I was shocked and looked in the direction of the sound with my dizzy eyes.
"Yuan Rufeng, you're too condescending! You were late last time, what are you daydreaming about this time? You, you, stand outside the door. Hand in a 1000-word self-reflection after school!”The old woman's face was distorted due to extreme anger. Her eyes were wide open like a hungry beast that wanted to swallow me. When she spoke, her saliva flew everywhere. I hurriedly lowered my head, not to admit my mistake, but to avoid the "thunderstorm".
Hearing that she wanted me to stand outside as punishment, the whole class burst into laughter again. At this time, I didn't feel anything. I lowered my head and obediently walked towards the door. When I walked to Bing 'er's side, I didn't even have the courage to look at her.
It's over, it's over, it's completely over. My image in her heart must have been completely destroyed. I stood at the door with my head lowered in frustration and leaned weakly against the wall.
It was another long and depressing class.
" Ring…" The bell rang again.
"Remember to hand in the checkup after class before you can leave.”The old woman said and turned to leave.
Seeing a bunch of students standing beside me pointing at me, I hurriedly rushed into the classroom and ran to my seat to sit down. Oh no, now I'm famous. I've only been in school for two days, and I'm already punished to stand at the door of the classroom for three classes. This might break the record of any school's students being punished to stand at the door.
"Boss, why didn't you respond when I called you in a low voice? Could it be that he was provoked by something?" When Wang Hao saw me come in, he immediately confessed his innocence and told me that his class reminded me.
"Boss, what happened? Do you want the whole school to know you?”Wang Lei also squeezed his way forward.
"Yes, yes, not bad, not bad. This is indeed a good way to quickly become famous. Boss is indeed Boss.”Zhao Jian nodded at me and gave me a thumbs up.
I looked at them and weakly lay on the table.
"No, Boss is heartbroken. That impotent kid is hitting on sister-in-law.”Wang Hao explained.
"No way. That kid dared to hit on our sister-in-law. Hmph, let's go teach him a lesson.”Zhao Jian said angrily.
"That's right, we must teach him a lesson. However, this, this needs to be planned…"
Listening to them discussing how to avenge me and how to make Yang Wei suffer, I felt like an abandoned child with no one to rely on. I was even more certain that Bing 'er had changed sides.
"Rufeng, what's wrong? Are you sick?" A warm and gentle voice was heard.
Bing-Er! I suddenly stood up and saw Bing 'er standing beside me. She was looking at me with concern. I felt like spring was coming and all the flowers were blooming. All the troubles I had just now seemed to have gone away with this sentence.
"No, no, it's okay. I just have a headache and feel uncomfortable.”I stammered. I couldn't let him guess my thoughts. That would be too embarrassing.
I didn't forget to give Wang Hao and the others a look. If they interrupted, I would be finished.
"You have to take care of your health. If you're not feeling well, take leave and go back to rest. Don't be punished by the teacher again in the future. Just now, Zhou Mei was saying that you've only been here for two days and you're almost becoming our class's 'door god'.”When she said that, Bing-Er covered her mouth with her hand and laughed secretly.
I smiled awkwardly at her." Yes, I know." Thank you, Bing 'er, thank you for your concern.”I don't even know what to say.
"Alright, I have to go. Class is about to start.”
"Boss is so innocent.”Wang Hao muttered carefully.
I looked at him smugly.
"The storm has passed and the sky has cleared up. Everyone has gone back.”Wang Lei coaxed him from the side.
At this moment, I was immersed in my sweetness and couldn't be bothered with what they were saying.
Because he was in a good mood, nothing unexpected happened in the next few classes. However, he only took some time to study the way to write a self-reflection with Wang Hao. Finally, before school ended, he finished writing a 1000-word self-reflection. I even counted the number of words. It was a full 1000 words, not a single word more or less.
"Wow, I'm a genius. I finally got it done.”Stretching my aching waist from writing for a long time, I happily said to Wang Hao.
Although he had finished writing 1000 words, there were no words to write in the middle. Therefore, other than some messy reasons for making mistakes, he also wrote some flattering words to the old woman. Then, he added a sentence of "I was wrong" every short paragraph.
"Boss, you're so mushy. I really want to vomit after reading your self-reflection. What 'wise and mighty,' what 'admiration is like the endless water of the Yellow River', what worship? Boss, you're so disgusting.”Wang Hao made a vomiting expression at me.
"Stupid, all old women like this, especially those who are extremely perverted like our Teacher Li. I can only write a self-reflection easily. Otherwise, how can I pass?”I looked at him disdainfully.
"Also, I was wrong so much. This isn't a self-reflection. This is a confession.”
"Alright, that's it. If you don't add a few more words, I'll be wrong. How can you make up 1000 words? You're really a pig.”He snatched my self-reflection and put it back into his pocket. This time, he could report his work.
When school finally ended, Bing 'er said goodbye to me and left. I got a few of my brothers to clean the classroom first while I handed in my reflection letter to Teacher Li. As I expected, Teacher Li looked quite happy after reading my reflection letter and kept saying to me,"Rufeng, your grades in the class prove that you're a good student. You have to work hard. Don't ruin yourself! The self-reflection was quite deep. Alright, it's getting late. Let's go back.”
I nodded vigorously. After settling the old woman, I turned around and walked towards the classroom.
"Damn it, I'm really a genius.”I snapped my fingers at the sky and shouted.
After cleaning the classroom, the four brothers farted and rode their bicycles home.
After dinner, he read some books and thought about Bing 'er. He felt bored and went to sleep. At night, he had the same dream as last night, but this time, the scene was clearer. He could see that he was in an unfamiliar forest, and that person's face was also clearly visible. The middle-aged man had red phoenix eyes, a high nose bridge, and a ruddy face. The most special thing about him was the tuft of beard on his chin. He looked like an immortal. He kept repeating the same words," Rufeng, Rufeng…Come quickly. I've been waiting for you for almost a thousand years. Don't sleep anymore!"”
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