There were four major hardships in the world: " inserting advertisements in exciting scenes, and supervising exams to detect cheating. Everyone scolded Qidian when he published a book and went shopping with a beautiful woman.”I've experienced shopping with beautiful women since I was young. Of course not in this life. I don't have such good luck in this life. Who do you think the beauty I accompanied in my previous life was? Let me tell you, it's my mom. My mom is a great beauty. I heard that she was even the school belle back then. When I was young, I often accompanied her shopping. Those memories were really unbearable to recall.
Everyone who lived in Tianjin knew the Tianjin Mall in the southwest corner of Tianjin. We sneaked all the way from there to the department store. The shop opened in the morning and closed at night. It was more tiring than running ten thousand meters. His legs could no longer be described as filled with lead. At that time, I wanted to sit down anywhere. If it wasn't for my parents 'strict prohibition on sitting on the ground, I would have directly used it as a bed. Thinking back to the past, I broke out in a cold sweat.
I used my most sincere expression and regretful tone to say to Lu Wushuang,"Sister Wushuang, I know I was wrong. I want to buy you something to pay for my mistake. But you have to know that I didn't make any transactions after squatting all night yesterday. Look, I only have a few big coins in my purse now. What can I buy for you with this little money?”I said as I took out my purse and showed it to her. There were really only a few copper coins inside. After I got the money that day, I gave most of it to Cheng Ying. Now, I really don't have any money.
Lu Wushuang didn't believe it and rummaged through my money bag.""You, you really don't have any money?”I nodded." What do you think, Sister Wushuang? I already said that I really don't have any money."”Lu Wushuang was depressed, but she rolled her eyes and said,""I won't let you off even if you don't have money. You can use this money to buy things with us.”
When I heard that, I wanted to run away immediately. You have to know that if you accompany a rich woman to buy things, you will at most be a porter. However, if you accompany someone who only sneaks away and doesn't buy things to go shopping, hehe. It's my current situation.
We spent the whole morning wandering around. It seems that we will only go back when the market closes. This morning, we entered three cloth shops. These two were really good. They went inside to chat with the shopkeeper and chose this and that. In the end, they all said,"I'll go to that shop again and come back to your place later."”I felt a little embarrassed hearing this.
However, to be honest, their memory was really good. I couldn't even tell which cloth they had seen and which shop it was in, but they remembered it clearly, to the point where they didn't even need to say the name. If you listened carefully to their conversation, you would have to admire them. Lu Wushuang said,"Cousin, look at the green silk in that shop.”Cheng Ying nodded and said,"The satin from the other shop is also quite forbidden."”"Yes, that's right. You see, other stores don't have that kind of silk.”
I can say that those who don't know really don't understand what they're talking about. Even I, who had slipped away with them once, only heard a rough idea. I massaged my legs. He sighed at his bad luck. He did not know what they wanted to buy. When will this kind of running ever end? "Hey, Sister Wushuang, what do you want to buy?" Can we not keep sneaking around?”
"What are you complaining about?" Lu Wushuang turned around and asked. I want to buy a beautiful silk to make clothes. Do you have so much money? Follow us and we'll tell you what to buy.”
Seeing her say this, I could only follow behind them and wish them to choose something quickly so that I could have a holiday soon. I don't feel tired physically. No matter what, I'm an expert at the "Essence Refining" level. How can I be tired from this? But I'm really tired in my heart. He had to watch for bad people around them. He had to listen to them say something inexplicable. I would rather fight with Ouyang Feng than stay with them for a while longer.
My brain wasn't developed for nothing. It could be said that I had ten plans in one step. I suddenly held my stomach and said,"Oh, no. My stomach hurts." (Gosh, this is too old-fashioned.)
Lu Wushuang and Cheng Ying hurried to my side and asked,""Brother Guo, how are you? Are you alright?" I clutched my stomach and broke out in a cold sweat."Oh no, I probably caught a cold last night. You don't have to worry about me. You guys go ahead, I'll find a place to relieve myself. You don't have to wait for me." After saying that, he didn't wait for them to say anything else and went into the crowd. After a few turns, he shook them off.
Seeing that there was no one behind me, I stopped clutching my stomach. I stood up with my chest out and saw that there was a teahouse next to me. I lifted the curtain and plunged in. He found a seat in a corner upstairs and sat down. It wasn't easy for me to really rest. He secretly praised my plan. He used the few copper coins he had on him to order a cup of cheap tea. I originally thought that this waiter would think that I didn't have money. However, he didn't even say anything else. I praised him in my heart."People from big places treat their guests equally.”But I immediately felt like I had to slap myself. What I said just now was completely wrong.
Right now, this waiter was all smiles as he entertained a rich old man who reeked of money. Looking at his appearance, I can only say that he is the model representative of a slave, the orthodox explanation of being cheap. Thinking about how he was the one who served me the tea just now, I wanted to spit it out. I felt strange. Why wasn't he the kind of person who treated everyone equally? Then how could he tolerate someone like me who only had a few sons?
After I looked around carefully, I finally understood. If you look closely, there are three types of people upstairs. The first type is scholars, absolutely poor scholars. These people are like me, wearing linen clothes and not having many copper coins on them. Everyone wanted a small cup of tea. The second type was the nouveau riche who didn't know anything at all. They came here to get some elegance. This kind of person was covered in gold and silver. When they bought things, they would buy the most expensive ones and not the best ones. Waiter, especially showing such a servant to such a person. As for the third type, they were the kind of people who were half-elegant. Why was it called half elegant? That was because he only knew half of it, yet he still came here to pretend that he was full of knowledge and knew everything. This kind of person was obviously from a noble background. He bought the best things and was willing to spend money but was picky. The biggest difference between this kind of person and the second kind of person was that they might not finish everything they bought.
Just like the person sitting by the window, who saw that the tea was Longjing tea and the desserts were from the capital. However, he fanned himself with his left hand and shook his head. Sometimes, he would drink some tea. As for the desserts, he wouldn't even take a sip. That was the style that he wanted. However, the second type of people was different. Although they were rich, they knew that it was not easy to earn money. Even if they called it the most expensive, they could finish it. He didn't even bring a single piece of trash. The other difference was that the second type of person would only applaud if everyone else applauded him. As for the third type, no matter if it was true or false, they would just sit there and pretend to be deep. It was as if he was very knowledgeable. Moreover, it was this kind of person who often made a fool of himself.
Now, a young master who looked like a profligate son stood up and said,"You said that Li Bai was the best poet of the Tang Dynasty, but I have a different opinion. As far as I know, the best poet of the Tang Dynasty was not Li Bai. It's someone else." He paused and looked around at the people looking at him. A smile appeared on his face.
At this moment, a scholar dressed in plain clothes asked,""May I know who Young Master Zhou is talking about? Is it Du Fu?" "No, no." The one called Young Master Zhou shook his head.”"Is it Bai Juyi?"”Young Master Zhou shook his head and said,"No." Then, Wang Zhihuan, Wang Changling, Wang Wei, Li Shangyin, Du Mu, as long as they were slightly famous, they were all guessed. However, Young Master Zhou only shook his head and said no. Everyone was curious. If this wasn't a famous person, then who was he talking about?
At this moment, Young Master Zhou said arrogantly,""I don't think everyone knows that this is a great poet. If everyone knew, they wouldn't use Li Bai, who can't be seen on the stage, to say that he's the best.”"Then who are you talking about?" someone said unhappily.”Young Master Zhou shook his head and said," Let me tell you. It's Daoist Wu. Daoist Wu's " Hell's Transformation " has a lingering aftertaste after reading it. Moreover, his poem's diction is novel and ingenious. It's thought-provoking. It's really a masterpiece."
After hearing his words, I almost spat out the tea I just drank. I haven't admired anyone, but my admiration for him is definitely not inferior to Chen's. Both of them could turn a lie into a truth and describe other people's things as West or East. Wu Daozi's 'Hell's Transformation' is actually a poem. I just heard about it today.
When everyone heard his words, they were stunned for a long time. Those who had some real ability wanted to laugh but did not dare to. It seemed that this Young Master Zhou was also someone of status. Those who didn't know anything didn't know if they should cheer or not. In the end, they gritted their teeth and cheered loudly regardless of whether they were right or wrong. They thought that there was no need to offend Young Master Zhou, so they just cheered.
This time, I covered my stomach again. This time, my stomach really hurt. It was painful to laugh at, and it was quite painful. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. My laughter was very ear-piercing among the many praises. Everyone's voices also quieted down along with my laughter. In the end, I was the only one left smiling.
Young Master Zhou's face that was full of spring breeze turned into a thick layer of ice with my laughter. Everyone looked at me, and most of them looked like they were waiting to watch a good show. No one had the slightest bit of sympathy. "I wonder why you're laughing?" Young Master Zhou asked coldly. Could it be that this Zhou's evaluation was very funny?”
I tried my best to stop myself from laughing. Before I could even catch my breath, I stood up and cupped my fists at him."Young Master Zhou, you've misunderstood. I was just admiring you here. When I heard your words, I couldn't help but laugh. Please be more tolerant."
Young Master Zhou's face darkened." Why are you laughing? If you don't tell me why, hmph hmph."”He snorted coldly. I smiled and patted my chest. Don't be angry. I've been studious since I was young. I'll laugh happily when I hear something I don't know. Please see me."
Young Master Zhou's expression softened a little. "You don't know," I said,"I've read tens of thousands of books since I was young, but I never knew that Wu Daozi was a great poet. If you didn't say it, I really wouldn't know. Besides, I only know the famous painting 'Hell in disguise.' I really didn't know there was a poem. I wonder if you can read the poem to me so that I can learn more and gain more knowledge.”
This time, Young Master Zhou's face turned a little green. It was unknown whether he was embarrassed or angry. However, I think he's really the kind of person who doesn't know shame, so I dare say that he's angry. At this moment, everyone hurriedly went to pay the bill. It seemed that they all understood that there was going to be trouble. The waiter who was busy just now had run off to somewhere unknown.
Seeing that most of the people had left and only a few people were left to watch the show, five or six strong men rushed up from downstairs. They all came to Young Master Zhou's side and bowed.”It seemed like his thugs were here. It seemed that he had sent someone to call for help just now. Young Master Zhou sternly said to me,"Brat, you're quite bold." Why don't you ask whose territory this is? How dare you be so arrogant in front of Old Master's house? Aren't you smart? Old Master, I've been beaten silly by you today.”Then, he said to the few strong men,"Go, beat him up until he doesn't even know who he is."”
"Yes, Young Master."”With that, he turned around and walked towards me. The person in front said," Kid, we'll let you know when you die. Today, you offended the son of the Great Philosopher Zhou. We won't do anything to you. You can rest assured that you won't die." But whether you're crippled or not, you can leave it to fate!”As he spoke, he raised his fist and pounced forward.
I looked at these muscular men in boredom."Sigh, why isn't there even a martial artist? Isn't it bullying to let me fight?”Looking at the fist slowly approaching me, I was too embarrassed to attack. He kicked the table in front of me and knocked the person beside me down. Then, he stepped on the table and broke it into four pieces, each piece hitting one person. Just like that, he directly knocked them to the ground.
I clapped my hands and stood up. I lowered my head and said to the few people rolling on the ground,"Don't worry, he won't die. But whether you're crippled or not, leave it to fate!”I walked over to Young Master Zhou. At this moment, Young Master Zhou's entire body was trembling. He did not even know that the tea in his hand had spilled.
I sat down across from him and said gently,"Young Master Zhou, let's talk. It's not right for you to attack like this. I'm telling you now that what you did made me very angry, and the consequences are very serious.”
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