"Damn it! I don't believe that I can't go to the Otherworld today!”After failing countless times, Feng Qing Yang cried out to the sky dejectedly.
"No, it can be done. It definitely can be done. Haha, I have it!”Feng Qing Yang watched as the sky rumbled and a large black cotton-like dark cloud slowly drifted over. He happily ran home to take out an antenna and rushed to the highest floor of the city. This person's name was Feng Qing Yang. He was a vagrant, and he was still a virgin at the age of 29. Due to the fact that he had no fixed income, he had fallen in love with a fantasy novel by chance due to being an orphan. Once he started reading it, it was out of control. It was also a matter of personal conditions. Recently, there were always people writing about the main character returning to the past for some reason. He would desperately look for some information. He also wanted to return to the past so that he could change his fate. However, it seemed that God loved to joke with him. There were several times when the main character in the study book committed suicide, but he did not succeed. He was either saved by someone or accidentally stepped on a banana peel and fell to the ground. In short, he could not die. Feng Qing Yang had committed suicide for the umpteenth time today. When he finally saw that it was going to rain, he hurriedly went home and put on the antenna that he had prepared for a long time, preparing to welcome the lightning. Panting, he climbed up to the 44th floor of the tallest building in the city,"XXX" Building.
"Haha! I can go to another world today, right?”Feng Qing Yang stood on the high platform and shouted excitedly towards the sky.
There was actually another person on the roof. His name was Chen Ke, and he was a student at a second-rate university in the city. Recently, he had been very depressed because he had broken up with his girlfriend. He was bored and saw that the weather was not good. He drank a little and climbed up to the 44th floor in a daze. He was still depressed! Why did he hear an idiot shouting in the distance!
"F * ck! " What the f * ck…" Chen Ke pointed his middle finger at the idiot who was wearing a stupid antenna in the distance and made a universal gesture.
After a while, the sky began to thunder, and lightning bolts flew everywhere.
"F * ck, I'm here! Don't f * cking smash it! Smash it here!" Feng Qing Yang cried out in frustration when he saw the lightning striking randomly.
"F * ck, hurry up and smash this place!" Feng Qing Yang saw that another Lightning Strike had struck Far Away and he cursed out in anger.
"I'm right here, why aren't you smashing it?”Feng Qing Yang continued to curse.
"Hey, you idiot, what are you doing? Why are you wearing a stupid antenna and installing a lightning rod for no reason? F * ck!" Chen Ke slowly walked up to the idiot and shouted arrogantly at him.
"It's none of your business. If there's nothing else, go away! Why isn't it f * cking smashing down?" This guy obviously doesn't care about me. How depressing!
"Hey, kid, aren't you sick? Do you like to be struck by lightning? Let me tell you, the heavens will definitely strike you to death like this.”Chen Ke called out from the side.
"Is that so? You think so too? Hehe, I just hope that it will come and strike me soon!”Feng Qing Yang said happily when he saw Chen Ke saying that the heavens would strike him.
'Damn, I'm so stupid. I can't take it anymore and ignore him. I'd better go downstairs. If I get struck by lightning, then…' Chen Ke was basically sober at this time. Without the effect of alcohol, he naturally understood how stupid he was here. He thought as he walked towards the stairs. The idiot behind him was still shouting…Chen Ke was speechless.
"Boom!" A bolt of lightning struck down and charred a person. This…this can't be that effective, right?
"F * ck, why did you f * cking hit him and not me?”Feng Qing Yang was standing at the side, perfectly fine. He was still wearing the antenna on his head as he shouted towards the sky.
Not long after, a thunderous voice came from the sky,"Damn it, I wanted to strike you too, but I missed!”
What was that? So I was the one who was struck just now? Damn, I'm still a good student! He didn't want to die just like that. He was so unwilling! Chen Ke's entire body went numb. He twitched and fainted. In his groggy state, he seemed to hear a few people discussing," What should we do! This kid originally still had a few decades to live, but now he died so early. Sigh! It's all because of drinking!" A thunderous voice said. "Forget it, forget it! Since it has already happened, I think we should just throw this kid into Space No. 59! I just saw this kid's memory. He just fell out of love. People born in the 1980s love martial arts novels. Let's fulfill his wish! This way, even if Boss asks us, we won't have to worry. After all, we're just helping someone by chance!”An elderly voice said. Hearing this voice, Chen Ke finally understood the sentence: Old people are smart, old ghosts are smart. Sigh! Chen Ke wanted to wake up, but he couldn't. His eyelids were too heavy. He had no choice but to listen! Chen Ke thought helplessly. The two of them probably talked for a long time. Then, Chen Ke suddenly felt someone kick him down from a high place. He didn't know how long he floated for, but Chen Ke fell asleep.
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