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After bidding farewell to his parents, Shi Zhongyu and the others headed west. They were about to enter the border of Tibet.
"We've been on the road all night and everyone is tired. There's a small town ahead, let's go and rest!”Shi Zhongyu suggested.
Stone One and the others were all his subordinates, so they naturally agreed. The six of them found an inn together and ate something casually before resting.
This was the first time they had gone out, and they were in a hurry to return to the snow mountain. The journey was tough enough, so they didn't notice that someone had already been watching them along the way.
It was night!
A group of men in black carefully crawled to the door of Shi Zhongyu's room and took out a thin tube. He was going to use the smoke to knock out the people in the room…
"What's wrong? It's so late at night, and you want to smoke?”A lazy voice sounded from behind that person.
As soon as this voice sounded, the black-robed man's body trembled. He quickly turned around and saw Shi Zhongyu smiling at him with his hands behind his back...
"You…Why are you behind me?”The black-clothed man was frightened. He did not care so much and quickly asked.
His heart had sunk to the bottom of the sea. He knew that if Shi Zhongyu had attacked him, he would have lost his life long ago. Thinking of this, the black-robed man broke out in cold sweat. What terrifying strength!
"Me? I just heard some movement and thought it was a rat! When I went out later, I saw you smoking here!”Shi Zhongyu said with a smile.
Seeing that Shi Zhongyu had his hands behind his back and had no intention of attacking, the man in black relaxed a little and thought, That's right! No matter how good this kid's martial arts were, he was only an eleven or twelve-year-old kid. How could he think so much!
Thinking of this, the man in black seemed to have given himself a sedative. He picked up the thin tube and put it into his mouth. As he sucked, he said,"That's right! I saw that the moon was so beautiful today, so I came out to smoke…smoke…"
Before he could finish his sentence, his eyes rolled back and he fainted…
However, he cursed in his heart, F * ck! This suffocating feeling was indeed well-deserved. She only smoked two mouthfuls and she already wanted to sleep.
Shi Zhongyu looked at this person and shook his head. He said to a black shadow behind him,""Why is this person so stupid? Sigh! Go out and take a look. I have a feeling that this night will be unusual.”
After Shi Zhongyu finished speaking, the black shadow replied softly,""Yes, sir!" In the next second, the moonlight had already shone on that spot, and there was clearly no one there…
Outside the inn, a group of bandits were discussing how to deal with the people who were caught inside.
One of them, who was called Lu Ah Wei, shouted the most arrogantly. He casually stroked his messy hair and shouted,"In my opinion, why don't we capture those people first and then slowly cut them with a knife? I read a book called Records of the Historian last time. It seems that there was a person who died after being cut thousands of times.”
At this point, the other bandits felt a little strange and quickly asked,"Ah, Wei, when did you learn to read? Damn it, I really couldn't tell. Indeed, you can't judge a book by its cover!”After saying that, they both gave him the middle finger…
Cough, cough! That bandit didn't seem to know any other finger techniques…
"Hehe, I say we bury those people alive in the soil, only revealing their heads. Then, we will use a knife to cut open their heads and pour mercury into their brains.”An even more vicious bandit said crazily. After he finished speaking, he even gave a silly smile that made people's goosebumps rise.
Really…
"Why don't you call it a car crack instead of a corpse being torn apart by five horses?”A voice sounded. When the bandits heard this, they said happily,"Not bad, not bad! At least it's more effortless than those."
After they finished speaking, they remembered who had said that just now.
Everyone knew that bandits usually reacted slowly…so they looked left and right. After about half an hour, they realized that there were six people standing behind them. Those six people were clearly the six people they were discussing how to deal with after capturing them!
Seeing them come, Lu Ah Wei quickly went forward and said,""Hey, you six, why aren't you sleeping? You're here so soon?"
Hearing this stupid bandit ask such a stupid question, Shi Zhongyu and the others looked at each other in confusion…
If one was observant, they would notice that not only were Shi Zhongyu and the others sweating, but the bandits behind Lu Awei were also sweating. A group of illiterate bandits thought, Could it be that reading really made people stupid? That Lu Ah Wei used to be a good person and was even praised as the most promising bandit in our village for decades. Why did he change after reading a few books…
When they thought of the Book Club, the group of illiterate bandits rejoiced. Fortunately, they had never been to school. Otherwise, they would have been finished if they had become so stupid.
In fact, Lu Awei thought that Shi Zhongyu and the others were brought here by the little bandit they had sent. In addition, they had so many people in front of them, so they were not afraid of these six people! Therefore, he was very arrogant…
"Hello? Why aren't you saying anything?" Lu Awei asked impatiently.
" This..." Shi Zhongyu and the others were embarrassed by his question. What kind of bandit was this?
"Then if you don't say anything, I'll ask!”Seeing that they didn't say anything, Lu Awei quickly said.
"Have you ever studied? Do you know how to recite poems?" Lu Awei asked with a smile.
"A little." Shi Zhongyu said.
Shi Zhongyu and the others didn't know what these bandits were doing. Standing here in the middle of the night, could it be that he was here to match poems?
These days, it was too crazy. Bandits had changed their profession to recite poems…
"I'll say the first sentence, and you'll do it!" Lu Awei said with a smile.
From the looks of it, he felt that he had found a soulmate. Thinking back to the shabby mountain stronghold, how could a group of poor bandits who could not read understand the feelings of a scholar...
Fear of cold…
"Mhm, you go ahead!" Shi Zhongyu finally understood that this guy in front of him was really a bookworm. He nodded and said.
"There are three masters in one village and two li. They don't know the four books, five classics, and six meanings. He actually dared to teach his seven, eight, and nine sons, he was very bold.”Lu Awei said with a smile.
Fall! Why did this sentence sound so familiar? After Shi Zhongyu heard this, he was a little puzzled, but he quickly replied,""Nine out of ten families are poor, and they have gathered eight taels, seven coins, six cents, five cents, and four cents.”
"So neat, not bad, not bad!" The bandit named Lu Awei praised.
"I'm a high-class awe-inspiring person, showing off my courage.”Lu Awei said excitedly.
When Shi Zhongyu heard this, he suddenly remembered that the couplet that this guy had matched seemed to be a little like the plot of a funny movie that he loved to watch in his previous life. He quickly replied,"You're so despicable, revealing half of your penis.”
The moment Shi Zhongyu said this, everyone was stunned before bursting into laughter.
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