Now, he was working hard to reach 150,000. After 150,000, he would be banned…
I'm happy today. Let's update again!
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I am Misty Wind, a handsome, handsome, perfect, invincible, unparalleled…
I was originally from City X, and I've been a playboy since I was young…(Again, I've omitted 250,000 words), so I've been with a lot of girls, so the men are jealous of me, and the women love me. It can be said that everyone loves me. Flowers bloom when they see me, cars bloom when they see me, and beer is opened when they see me.
One day, there was a guy called Carefree. He gave me a book. Yes, it was a book. It was called " Two and Three Things of a Flirtatious Person ". It was a very good novel, so there was not much to sell in the world. I really suspected that Carefree was a god. He actually found such a book.
Later on, I became obsessed with web novels.
At first, I was just casually looking at it. After reading it for a long time, I even forgot about picking up girls. This book talked about a lot of amazing things. I can learn and learn. I believe that as long as I learn everything, I will definitely pick up more girls in the future. My ability to pick up girls will definitely be better than Carefree.
What was that? You're asking me who Xiaoyao is? Carefree isn't a human. To be precise, he's a god. He's half my master!
Without him, I wouldn't have stepped into the glorious world of the flower picking world, so I've always admired him. However, this guy keeps bragging in front of me about how he flirts with girls. I'm angry! He even boasted shamelessly that all the beauties in the world would be taken away by him, and he had no share. F * ck!
I'm handsome and suave…How can I lose to him?
Didn't this kid hear that the younger generation pushed on the older generation, and the older generation died on the beach?
Gradually, I was completely fascinated, especially the novel called " Space Reincarnation ". I heard from Carefree that he was the male lead in the first book of " Space Reincarnation "!
I'm dizzy! How could he be the main character with that look of his? Damn, I'm so good. Why didn't that author write that I was the main character?
I'm angry!
"Later, I started to like time-travel novels. I realized that too many protagonists had been time-traveled, so I started to commit suicide. At first, I only tried to commit suicide. Later on, I doubled my suicide. However, the heavens wouldn't let me die. There were always people who would stop me!
When I get angry, I start to commit suicide. You want to fight me?
In the past, there was a person called Fate who fought fiercely with me. In the end, he was scared away by me, humph! Those who fight fiercely with me end up very miserable!
Initially, I had already given up on the hope of committing suicide. I met her online. On our first date, I was coincidentally struck by lightning. When I was struck by lightning, I only said hatefully," I haven't f * cked her yet…" I fainted!
"Later, I saw a guy who seemed to be a god in the clouds. That guy told me that I still had a hundred years of life left! F * ck! He even congratulated me…
Heavens! These irresponsible immortals, when I wanted to commit suicide, they didn't let me die. Now that I don't want to die, they let me die.
There was no justice in this matter!
Helpless, I was thrown down by this bullsh * t immortal. I fell down and crushed a few people to death, hehe! Looks like I'm really extraordinarily handsome!!!
Now, I know a brother who has similar opportunities as me. He is also a transmigrator!
In his previous life, he seemed to be a university student, older than me. Moreover, he reincarnated here, unlike me who was directly thrown down. F * ck!
Because I was too happy, I laughed excitedly. This kid was good. He was afraid that I was crazy, so he gave me a good beating.
To be honest, this beating was really not something that an ordinary person could take!
You can beat him up just because you want to, but you're even playing tricks to beat me up. F * ck! I can't beat you now, so I'll endure it!
When I learn martial arts, if you dare to beat me up again, I'll make you eat your fists too.
However, after being beaten up by him, I was surprised. My body didn't suffer any injuries, only some superficial injuries.
I've become a cockroach that can't be killed!!
It seems that I will never die in the future!!!!!!
I have boundless expectations for the future.
This morning, I saw a beauty. Yes, a super beauty. Although she's only 17 or 18 years old now, just based on her looks, she's definitely much better than the singers and movie stars in my previous life. Just thinking about that group of f * cking women with such thick makeup, I feel disgusted!!!
I was going to hit on this super beauty, but it seems that this beautiful girl has feelings for my brother Shi Zhongyu. Forget it, I'll give it to him!
After all, I wouldn't want my brother's woman. Looking at Shi Zhongyu's appearance, I thought that he was an experienced lover. However, after some indirect questioning, I found out that this kid was a virgin. To think that he was still a university student!
Haha! I'm dying of laughter…
(Before he could finish laughing, Misty Wind stopped laughing because his mouth was full of rotten eggs. He had no choice. He was too arrogant just now! He had offended some of the novice readers!!!）
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