In front of the computer, Jia Renlu stared at the screen with bloodshot panda eyes. His right hand furiously clicked on the mouse while his left hand randomly pressed on the keyboard, swiftly controlling the Druid in the game to continuously heal the Warrior. The siege of Nefarian was of utmost importance to him. He hoped that the equipment he had been waiting for more than half a year, the Shadow Flame Staff, would drop.
Orange, yellow, and white messages kept popping up on the bottom left corner of the screen. His earphones were filled with the leader's hoarse shouts and commands, but he ignored them and stared at the Boss 'health bar beside him.“10%，9%，8%…3%，2%，1%，over!”Nefarian screamed and fell to the ground. Virtual characters of all shapes and sizes ran up to his body, dancing and cheering.
After a short period of saving lives, it was time for the exciting division of equipment. Jia Renlu stared at the information bar at the bottom left corner of the screen. Looking at the rows of text flashing upwards, he was extremely excited and couldn't help but recite,""Refuse Blackhand! Refuse the Black Hand! Shadow Flame! Shadow Flame!"
His nickname was "Passerby A" and he was the network manager of a small company. During the day, he was dedicated to his work in the real world, and at night, he was dedicated to his work in World of Warcraft. As a result, he was seriously lacking in sleep, making him extremely exhausted. If it weren't for the fact that the equipment he was looking forward to might drop today, he wouldn't want to go anymore.
Just as he was letting his imagination run wild, he suddenly saw a line of small words flash by on the screen. He clearly saw that it was the long-awaited "Shadow Flame Staff". His heart was filled with ecstasy, and his right hand involuntarily trembled. He ignored the silence of the night and shouted,"It's finally out!" He felt dizzy and fainted.
In a daze, he saw the staff flying above his head. There were many big hands fighting for it. Seeing that the staff was getting further and further away from him, he could not help but be angry and shout,"Listen up, the Shadow Flame is mine. Whoever dares to snatch it, I'll be angry with him.”
At this moment, the melodious voice of a woman came from the side."Husband, what's wrong? What is the Shadow Flame?"
Jia Renlu was still in a daze and mumbled,""Shadow Flame is a magic staff. I've wanted it for a long time. Don't snatch it, put it down!”He suddenly felt that something was wrong and thought,"Why is there a woman's voice in my house? And she's calling me husband? No!" When did I get married?" Thinking of this, he jolted awake. The first thing he saw was a stunning beauty in ancient lingerie.
Cao Zijian said in the Ode to the Luo God: "If the shoulders are cut, the waist is as plain as it is. Stretching his neck and showing off his neck, his white skin was exposed. Fragrance does not increase, lead does not resist. The cloud bun is high, and the eyebrows are connected. Her red lips were bright on the outside, her white teeth were bright on the inside, her eyes were bright and beautiful, and her dimples were bright and beautiful. Beautiful and elegant, quiet and leisurely." Jia Renlu felt that using these words to describe this peerless beauty in front of him was still a little lacking. It was said that people were made from mud by Nüwa, but he didn't know how she was made. The length is moderate, the length is short, the posture is beautiful, and the behavior is ecological. Every inch of skin on her body was just right. It was extremely sexy and alluring, but it also gave people a pitiful feeling.
He had never seen such an alluring beauty before. He was dumbfounded, drooling, and his nose was almost bleeding. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart,"This woman should only exist in heaven. How many times can I see her in the human world?"”He often thought of himself as Liu Xiahui and boasted that he was not disturbed. Now, he could not help but shout,"Beautiful lady, are you filming a period drama? " Can you tell me your name, address, phone number, email, QQ, and of course, your measurements…" He didn't care about the beauty's disgust and just told her all the contact information he could think of in one breath.
The beauty kept sizing him up with a strange expression.""Husband, are you okay? Don't scare me! I don't understand a single word you're saying.”
Jia Renlu saw that her expression did not seem to be fake. It seemed that she really did not know what these words meant. His heart thumped as he looked around. At that time, the sky was still dark, and the room was a little dark. He could only vaguely see the wooden table, screen, long table, bronze mirror, and low couch. He had only seen these things in ancient TV dramas. The more he watched, the more shocked and afraid he became."It's over, it's over. Could it be that we're in ancient times? What should we do? My Shadow Flame!"
He tried hard to relax and asked with trepidation,""Can you tell me who you are?"
The beauty reached out her slender hand and touched his forehead, then touched her own. She said,"Husband, what's wrong with you? After you fainted, you seemed to have changed into a different person. Don't you recognize me?"
Jia Renlu only felt a bolt of lightning flash across his mind, and a thunderclap exploded in his ears. He cried out involuntarily,""Diao Chan?" He jumped up and leaned back against the wall. He made a Tai Chi Eight Trigrams Chain Palm stance. He channeled his strength into his arms and Qi into his Dantian. He was on full alert to prevent the Unparalleled Fierce General, Wenhou, and Lü Bu from coming out from the shadows to snatch his wife.
After waiting for a long time, there was no movement. Lu Bu must have gone out for something, so Diao Chan went out to have a one-night stand behind his back. Even though he thought so, he was still trembling in fear. His teeth chattered as he said in a trembling voice,"Where is Lu Bu? Where did he go?" He thought to himself, Who is this person? He had sex with the most beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms and now he wants me to take the blame. I wonder if I can teleport. If Lu Bu comes, I wonder if I can dodge? What if he couldn't dodge it? He could only use that special trick for begging for mercy: " Lu Dada, this lowly one's admiration for you is like a surging river. Please pity me. I have an 80-year-old mother and need to feed my children. This lowly one was only possessed for a moment, and I guarantee that I won't dare to do it again. Just treat me as a fart and let me go.'When the time comes, I have to pretend to be a pitiful worm. I don't know if I can get by…"
Diao Chan's expression became even more strange. She sized him up from top to bottom and felt that his actions were strange and very funny. She burst out laughing and said,"What's wrong today? I can't remember anything. "Fengxian…Lu Bu was already at the White Gate Tower a few days ago…" As she spoke, her pretty face turned red, and her phoenix eyes were filled with tears.
How could Jia Renlu not understand what she said? He let out a long sigh of relief and put down his stance."So Lu Dada is dead. I was worried for nothing.”Based on his rich experience of playing Records of the Three Kingdoms from the 5th generation to the 11th generation, he could roughly deduce that the year he was in was around 198 AD. He did not ask what year Diao Chan was, but he could not deduce it even if he asked.
He thought to himself," What's going on? I was just fighting magical beasts. Why did I suddenly come to the Three Kingdoms Era? I even became Diao Chan's husband. This is quite satisfying." Regardless of this, ask me who I am first. If I'm not Zhuge Liang or Zhao Yun, I should at least get a Jia Xu or Xu Huang to be my boss.”"Can you tell me who I am?"”
Diao Chan gradually got used to his strange reaction and was no longer surprised. She said,"Your surname is Jia, your name is Fu, and your name is Renlu."
Jia Renlu thought to himself,"Alright! I'm not famous, and I'm a passerby. I was a passerby in my original era. Why am I still a passerby here? In my previous life, I was fated to be a passerby. It seemed that this nickname couldn't be randomly given. Just because my name was reversed and sounded like a passerby, my friends gave me this nickname. Once they called me that, I would become a passerby no matter where I went. God, aren't you tormenting me? Can't you mention it? Even if it's Wei Xu or Song Xian.”Since things had come to this, he didn't dare to ask for too much.
He thought again," It seems that I can't be a celebrity anymore. This kind of appearance should be passable. To be able to marry Diao Chan, his appearance shouldn't be too bad. Even if he doesn't have children, he should be more handsome than Pan An."”"Help me light the lamp and give me a mirror."”
Diao Chan stood up and turned to leave. Not long after, she lit the candles in the room and walked over, handing him a small bronze mirror. Jia Renlu took it and took a look. He was so angry that he almost spat out blood. He saw that he had a long horse face, big eyes, and a low nose. He was as ugly as he could be. He looked worse than his original appearance. He was a replica of Zhong Wanchou, the Horse King God in the entire " Demigods and Semi-Devils ".
He thought," What is this? Is this world going to let people live? I don't even mind being a passerby. If there's no woman, then there's no woman. I won't ask for it." He just wanted to play the game, but he didn't expect to come to the Three Kingdoms. He had a wife, but this was too much.”
There were ten million questions in his heart that he wanted to ask. After thinking for a long time, he didn't know where to start. After a moment of shock, he said,"I can't remember anything for a moment. How did I marry you?”He was very interested to hear about Jia Fu's glorious deeds.
Diao Chan also felt that he seemed to be suffering from amnesia, but seeing that he was full of energy, there shouldn't be any other side effects. She was slightly relieved and told him about the past.
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In front of the computer, Jia Renlu stared at the screen with bloodshot panda eyes. His right hand furiously clicked on the mouse while his left hand randomly pressed on the keyboard, swiftly controlling the Druid in the game to continuously heal the Warrior. The siege of Nefarian was of utmost importance to him. He hoped that the equipment he had been waiting for more than half a year, the Shadow Flame Staff, would drop.
Orange, yellow, and white messages kept popping up on the bottom left corner of the screen. His earphones were filled with the leader's hoarse shouts and commands, but he ignored them and stared at the Boss 'health bar beside him.“10%，9%，8%…3%，2%，1%，over!”Nefarian screamed and fell to the ground. Virtual characters of all shapes and sizes ran up to his body, dancing and cheering.
After a short period of saving lives, it was time for the exciting division of equipment. Jia Renlu stared at the information bar at the bottom left corner of the screen. Looking at the rows of text flashing upwards, he was extremely excited and couldn't help but recite,""Refuse Blackhand! Refuse the Black Hand! Shadow Flame! Shadow Flame!"
His nickname was "Passerby A" and he was the network manager of a small company. During the day, he was dedicated to his work in the real world, and at night, he was dedicated to his work in World of Warcraft. As a result, he was seriously lacking in sleep, making him extremely exhausted. If it weren't for the fact that the equipment he was looking forward to might drop today, he wouldn't want to go anymore.
Just as he was letting his imagination run wild, he suddenly saw a line of small words flash by on the screen. He clearly saw that it was the long-awaited "Shadow Flame Staff". His heart was filled with ecstasy, and his right hand involuntarily trembled. He ignored the silence of the night and shouted,"It's finally out!" He felt dizzy and fainted.
In a daze, he saw the staff flying above his head. There were many big hands fighting for it. Seeing that the staff was getting further and further away from him, he could not help but be angry and shout,"Listen up, the Shadow Flame is mine. Whoever dares to snatch it, I'll be angry with him.”
At this moment, the melodious voice of a woman came from the side."Husband, what's wrong? What is the Shadow Flame?"
Jia Renlu was still in a daze and mumbled,""Shadow Flame is a magic staff. I've wanted it for a long time. Don't snatch it, put it down!”He suddenly felt that something was wrong and thought,"Why is there a woman's voice in my house? And she's calling me husband? No!" When did I get married?" Thinking of this, he jolted awake. The first thing he saw was a stunning beauty in ancient lingerie.
Cao Zijian said in the Ode to the Luo God: "If the shoulders are cut, the waist is as plain as it is. Stretching his neck and showing off his neck, his white skin was exposed. Fragrance does not increase, lead does not resist. The cloud bun is high, and the eyebrows are connected. Her red lips were bright on the outside, her white teeth were bright on the inside, her eyes were bright and beautiful, and her dimples were bright and beautiful. Beautiful and elegant, quiet and leisurely." Jia Renlu felt that using these words to describe this peerless beauty in front of him was still a little lacking. It was said that people were made from mud by Nüwa, but he didn't know how she was made. The length is moderate, the length is short, the posture is beautiful, and the behavior is ecological. Every inch of skin on her body was just right. It was extremely sexy and alluring, but it also gave people a pitiful feeling.
He had never seen such an alluring beauty before. He was dumbfounded, drooling, and his nose was almost bleeding. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart,"This woman should only exist in heaven. How many times can I see her in the human world?"”He often thought of himself as Liu Xiahui and boasted that he was not disturbed. Now, he could not help but shout,"Beautiful lady, are you filming a period drama? " Can you tell me your name, address, phone number, email, QQ, and of course, your measurements…" He didn't care about the beauty's disgust and just told her all the contact information he could think of in one breath.
The beauty kept sizing him up with a strange expression.""Husband, are you okay? Don't scare me! I don't understand a single word you're saying.”
Jia Renlu saw that her expression did not seem to be fake. It seemed that she really did not know what these words meant. His heart thumped as he looked around. At that time, the sky was still dark, and the room was a little dark. He could only vaguely see the wooden table, screen, long table, bronze mirror, and low couch. He had only seen these things in ancient TV dramas. The more he watched, the more shocked and afraid he became."It's over, it's over. Could it be that we're in ancient times? What should we do? My Shadow Flame!"
He tried hard to relax and asked with trepidation,""Can you tell me who you are?"
The beauty reached out her slender hand and touched his forehead, then touched her own. She said,"Husband, what's wrong with you? After you fainted, you seemed to have changed into a different person. Don't you recognize me?"
Jia Renlu only felt a bolt of lightning flash across his mind, and a thunderclap exploded in his ears. He cried out involuntarily,""Diao Chan?" He jumped up and leaned back against the wall. He made a Tai Chi Eight Trigrams Chain Palm stance. He channeled his strength into his arms and Qi into his Dantian. He was on full alert to prevent the Unparalleled Fierce General, Wenhou, and Lü Bu from coming out from the shadows to snatch his wife.
After waiting for a long time, there was no movement. Lu Bu must have gone out for something, so Diao Chan went out to have a one-night stand behind his back. Even though he thought so, he was still trembling in fear. His teeth chattered as he said in a trembling voice,"Where is Lu Bu? Where did he go?" He thought to himself, Who is this person? He had sex with the most beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms and now he wants me to take the blame. I wonder if I can teleport. If Lu Bu comes, I wonder if I can dodge? What if he couldn't dodge it? He could only use that special trick for begging for mercy: " Lu Dada, this lowly one's admiration for you is like a surging river. Please pity me. I have an 80-year-old mother and need to feed my children. This lowly one was only possessed for a moment, and I guarantee that I won't dare to do it again. Just treat me as a fart and let me go.'When the time comes, I have to pretend to be a pitiful worm. I don't know if I can get by…"
Diao Chan's expression became even more strange. She sized him up from top to bottom and felt that his actions were strange and very funny. She burst out laughing and said,"What's wrong today? I can't remember anything. "Fengxian…Lu Bu was already at the White Gate Tower a few days ago…" As she spoke, her pretty face turned red, and her phoenix eyes were filled with tears.
How could Jia Renlu not understand what she said? He let out a long sigh of relief and put down his stance."So Lu Dada is dead. I was worried for nothing.”Based on his rich experience of playing Records of the Three Kingdoms from the 5th generation to the 11th generation, he could roughly deduce that the year he was in was around 198 AD. He did not ask what year Diao Chan was, but he could not deduce it even if he asked.
He thought to himself," What's going on? I was just fighting magical beasts. Why did I suddenly come to the Three Kingdoms Era? I even became Diao Chan's husband. This is quite satisfying." Regardless of this, ask me who I am first. If I'm not Zhuge Liang or Zhao Yun, I should at least get a Jia Xu or Xu Huang to be my boss.”"Can you tell me who I am?"”
Diao Chan gradually got used to his strange reaction and was no longer surprised. She said,"Your surname is Jia, your name is Fu, and your name is Renlu."
Jia Renlu thought to himself,"Alright! I'm not famous, and I'm a passerby. I was a passerby in my original era. Why am I still a passerby here? In my previous life, I was fated to be a passerby. It seemed that this nickname couldn't be randomly given. Just because my name was reversed and sounded like a passerby, my friends gave me this nickname. Once they called me that, I would become a passerby no matter where I went. God, aren't you tormenting me? Can't you mention it? Even if it's Wei Xu or Song Xian.”Since things had come to this, he didn't dare to ask for too much.
He thought again," It seems that I can't be a celebrity anymore. This kind of appearance should be passable. To be able to marry Diao Chan, his appearance shouldn't be too bad. Even if he doesn't have children, he should be more handsome than Pan An."”"Help me light the lamp and give me a mirror."”
Diao Chan stood up and turned to leave. Not long after, she lit the candles in the room and walked over, handing him a small bronze mirror. Jia Renlu took it and took a look. He was so angry that he almost spat out blood. He saw that he had a long horse face, big eyes, and a low nose. He was as ugly as he could be. He looked worse than his original appearance. He was a replica of Zhong Wanchou, the Horse King God in the entire " Demigods and Semi-Devils ".
He thought," What is this? Is this world going to let people live? I don't even mind being a passerby. If there's no woman, then there's no woman. I won't ask for it." He just wanted to play the game, but he didn't expect to come to the Three Kingdoms. He had a wife, but this was too much.”
There were ten million questions in his heart that he wanted to ask. After thinking for a long time, he didn't know where to start. After a moment of shock, he said,"I can't remember anything for a moment. How did I marry you?”He was very interested to hear about Jia Fu's glorious deeds.
Diao Chan also felt that he seemed to be suffering from amnesia, but seeing that he was full of energy, there shouldn't be any other side effects. She was slightly relieved and told him about the past.
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