After that, it was trash time. Liu Bei was like his ancestor, Liu Bang, who had found Zhang Liang. He could not close his mouth from smiling. His praises were like a torrential river that could not be stopped. Jia Renlu's skin was thicker than the city walls, but under the bombardment of so many sugar-coated bullets, he could not resist. As if he was drunk, he went on a rampage in front of Liu Bei. For a while, he talked about the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, the Three Kingdoms, the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the Ming and Qing Dynasties, and the modern era. He spilled everything he knew about history. Liu Bei felt like he was in a fog. He felt that the person in front of him had learned so many things and knew so much that it could be said that he was the only one in history.
Just as his saliva flew everywhere and Liu Bei was foaming at the mouth, Diao Chan came in with a cup of tea. Seeing this, she frowned slightly and walked behind him, using her ultimate skill-- Jia Renlu cried out in pain, and only then did he wake up from a dream. He sat up again, and with a red face, he said,"I'm sorry, I lost my composure after drinking…tea just now. Please forgive me, General." He turned his head abruptly and shouted at Diao Chan,"That woman, did you put Erguotou in my tea?" Why did I start talking nonsense after drinking it, causing me to lose my composure in front of the general? Tonight, I'll punish you properly... Ouch..." He pinched her hard again.
Liu Bei had already reached the limit of his knowledge. After hearing this, he spat out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground with a bang. Jia Renlu turned around and couldn't help but laugh."The big boss that Cao Cao couldn't defeat after so long was actually defeated by me with a single sentence. Oh, it's time to distribute the equipment. Liu Dada, leave your double-edged sword and your luma behind…"
In this way, the people of Xu City bid farewell to the third year of Jian 'an and ushered in a brand new year-the fourth year of Jian' an.
After the New Year, Jia Renlu's leisurely marriage leave was over. He had to return to his nine-to-five working life. The only difference was that his boss was the most promising Cao Cao in the Three Kingdoms. Of course, the most unbearable thing was the working hours.
Today, at dawn, Jia Renlu was lying on a comfortable bed with Diao Chan in his arms. He was reporting to the Duke of Zhou about his studies, work, life, and picking up girls. Just as he was making a self-summary, he suddenly heard Diao Chan's melodious voice ringing in his ears,""Husband, it's time to get up.”As she spoke, she gently nudged Jia Renlu, who was sleeping soundly.
Jia Renlu was still in a daze."Why is the sound of the alarm clock so nice today? Ignore it, press it first." Without opening his eyes, he reached out and touched Diao Chan's face. When he touched the bridge of her nose, he felt that it was like a switch. He touched it a few more times to confirm, then suddenly pressed it down hard.
Diao Chan was in pain. She frowned and pouted. Without a word, she pinched his bark-like old face. Jia Renlu let out an " ah " and sat up. He opened his eyes and saw that the sky was still dark."It's over, it's over. Now that I have a Diao Chan alarm clock at home, my good days of sleeping in are over. No matter how soundly she slept, she would wake up with a gentle twist!”
After being pinched, he was embarrassed and shouted,"That woman, what are you laughing at? Hurry up and help me wash up and change. If I'm late, I'll be punished. When I come back, I'll definitely spank your butt!”
Under the light, Diao Chan carefully helped Jia Renlu dress, wear armor, and equip him. After dressing up, he confirmed it carefully and said,"Now that I'm serving Cao Gong, I have to be careful. Don't jump up and down and talk nonsense.”
Jia Renlu looked down at his work clothes and felt as if he was covered in a layer of turtle shell. He felt uncomfortable all over and smiled when he heard that."Long-winded! You've said this more than 800 times since last night. I'm getting calluses from hearing it. Didn't you tell Lu Dada to do the same in the past?”
Diao Chan smiled sweetly and said,"Fengxian isn't that stupid to need such instructions." He was an unparalleled general, invincible in the world. I'm not as silly as you. I have to remind you a few more times before I can be at ease. "In case you go crazy in front of Cao Gong. I'm not by your side, so I can't…" As she spoke, she stretched out two fingers and went forward to pinch him.
Jia Renlu tilted his body and quickly said,"Alright!" Stop! Stop! I understand. I will definitely remember my wife's words and carry them out with all my heart. I won't dare to slack off at all!”
Diao Chan retracted her hand and smiled,"Hehe, that's good!"”
Jia Renlu said," But you're making me sound too unbearable. I'm not a monkey. I'm jumping up and down."”
Diao Chan giggled and said,"Hehe, that day you made a fool of yourself in front of Liu Shijun. You were even worse than a monkey."”
"Beep!" Jia Renlu said angrily. For the sake of the future of our family, for the sake of our country and the world, that was exhausting and exhausting! He had been thinking hard these past few days, and he had lost countless brain cells and turned his hair white from worry. Only then could he complete the earth-shattering decision in front of Commissioner Liu. Was it easy for me? Why don't you stew some thousand-year-old ginseng, Tianshan Snow Lotus, and other things to nourish me? All you know is to mock me and say that I'm like a monkey. Sigh, what use is there for a woman like you!”
Diao Chan giggled and said," Stop teasing me. You're going to be late. You're going to be late for work!"”As she spoke, she pushed him out.
Jia Renlu was pushed forward involuntarily."Big Sister Marten, your ability to learn new terms is pretty good. In my era, you probably learned English in three days, you could talk to foreigners in four days, and you could probably walk around Hollywood's Walk of Fame in five days.”
In the Prime Minister's Mansion, Cao Cao sat on a high platform in the main hall. Below the platform, the civil and military officials were divided into four rows and knelt on the ground. Jia Renlu carried a saber on his waist and held the hilt in his hand. He held his head high and puffed out his chest, poking at Cao Cao's side like a piece of wood."What is this? He had heard of the story of the blade hunter and thought that if Cao Cao wanted to pretend to be a blade hunter, the blade hunter must be very powerful. Now that he was really a knife hunter, he felt uncomfortable at all. It was as if he was being punished! Teacher Cao, I know I was wrong. Please let me go.”
"I wonder if anything big has happened recently?" Cao Cao asked.”
Xun Yu reported,"Sun Ce of the River East has sent his Commandant Zhang Hong to present a gift of local specialties. He has arrived in the capital and is waiting to be received by Cao Cao.”
Cao Cao said,"The vassals are now fighting amongst themselves, and the situation is still in the ascendant. Right now, our number one enemy is Yuan Shao. As for Sun Ce, let's put him aside for now. Wen Ruo, if you treat the envoy well first, I will report to the Emperor tomorrow and grant Sun Ce the title of General and Marquis of Wu. I want to marry my younger brother's daughter to Sun Kuang, Sun Ce's younger brother, and let my son Cao Zhang marry Sun Ben's daughter. What do you think of this method?" (The matter regarding Sun Ce was taken from Sima Guang's Zi Zhi Tong Jian, Volume 62, with some slight changes.)）
Xun Yu said," You are wise. With this, we can first stabilize Sun Ce. Then, we can focus on dealing with the enemy in the north, Yuan Shao."”
"That's right, Wen Ruo. You'll be in charge of everything related to the wedding."”
Jia Renlu thought to himself, Why is this plot so familiar? Great! In the game Nobunaga Ambition, if one wanted an alliance between two countries, they had to send their daughter over. It seemed that the Japanese had learned this from their ancestors. Cao Dada's political marriage was really beautiful. However, you didn't expect that Sun Bofu wouldn't fall for your tricks and still wanted to hit you. It was just that his life was too short. He died before he could send troops. What a pity.”
"Is there anything else?" Cao Cao asked.
Xun Yu added,"Yuan Shao has besieged Gongsun Zan with great urgency, and Gongsun Zan has been defeated several times. So he built a city to surround the city, and built a building on the city, ten feet high, named Yijing Building, which stored 300,000 grain for self-defense. Some of Gongsun Zan's soldiers were surrounded by Yuan Shao's army, but Gongsun Zan did not go to save them. He said,"If you save one person, the people who fight later will only hope that they can be saved and will not fight to the death."'Therefore, his soldiers often defected to Yuan Shao before the battle. Now Gongsun Zan's situation was precarious and his death was imminent.”
Cao Cao said disdainfully,"Hmph, this Gongsun Zan is so useless, but he can actually become a vassal!" In front of the enemy, do not know how to compensate soldiers, only know how to build buildings to gather food. Do you not know that if you do not have the hearts of the people, even if the building is ten thousand feet high, grain piled up like a mountain, what is the use? It seems that Gongsun Zan will not succeed. Yuan Shao is about to unify Hebei and will become my enemy sooner or later. Everyone should be prepared. Oh right, Yuan Shu is my biggest worry and I haven't been able to eliminate him yet. I wonder if you have any good ideas?”
Jia Renlu thought to himself, Great Cao, who are you? How dare you steal my words…I might sue you in the Far East International Court of Justice and ask for compensation for reputation damage, mental damage, and brain cell damage, a total of ten billion taels of gold. I'll pay you immediately without any mistakes!”
Guo Jia smiled and said," Yuan Shu is just a clown. He's not worth worrying about. I have a plan. If we discipline Yuan Shu, he'll be destroyed in a few days. We can defeat 200,000 troops."”
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After that, it was trash time. Liu Bei was like his ancestor, Liu Bang, who had found Zhang Liang. He could not close his mouth from smiling. His praises were like a torrential river that could not be stopped. Jia Renlu's skin was thicker than the city walls, but under the bombardment of so many sugar-coated bullets, he could not resist. As if he was drunk, he went on a rampage in front of Liu Bei. For a while, he talked about the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, the Three Kingdoms, the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the Ming and Qing Dynasties, and the modern era. He spilled everything he knew about history. Liu Bei felt like he was in a fog. He felt that the person in front of him had learned so many things and knew so much that it could be said that he was the only one in history.
Just as his saliva flew everywhere and Liu Bei was foaming at the mouth, Diao Chan came in with a cup of tea. Seeing this, she frowned slightly and walked behind him, using her ultimate skill-- Jia Renlu cried out in pain, and only then did he wake up from a dream. He sat up again, and with a red face, he said,"I'm sorry, I lost my composure after drinking…tea just now. Please forgive me, General." He turned his head abruptly and shouted at Diao Chan,"That woman, did you put Erguotou in my tea?" Why did I start talking nonsense after drinking it, causing me to lose my composure in front of the general? Tonight, I'll punish you properly... Ouch..." He pinched her hard again.
Liu Bei had already reached the limit of his knowledge. After hearing this, he spat out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground with a bang. Jia Renlu turned around and couldn't help but laugh."The big boss that Cao Cao couldn't defeat after so long was actually defeated by me with a single sentence. Oh, it's time to distribute the equipment. Liu Dada, leave your double-edged sword and your luma behind…"
In this way, the people of Xu City bid farewell to the third year of Jian 'an and ushered in a brand new year-the fourth year of Jian' an.
After the New Year, Jia Renlu's leisurely marriage leave was over. He had to return to his nine-to-five working life. The only difference was that his boss was the most promising Cao Cao in the Three Kingdoms. Of course, the most unbearable thing was the working hours.
Today, at dawn, Jia Renlu was lying on a comfortable bed with Diao Chan in his arms. He was reporting to the Duke of Zhou about his studies, work, life, and picking up girls. Just as he was making a self-summary, he suddenly heard Diao Chan's melodious voice ringing in his ears,""Husband, it's time to get up.”As she spoke, she gently nudged Jia Renlu, who was sleeping soundly.
Jia Renlu was still in a daze."Why is the sound of the alarm clock so nice today? Ignore it, press it first." Without opening his eyes, he reached out and touched Diao Chan's face. When he touched the bridge of her nose, he felt that it was like a switch. He touched it a few more times to confirm, then suddenly pressed it down hard.
Diao Chan was in pain. She frowned and pouted. Without a word, she pinched his bark-like old face. Jia Renlu let out an " ah " and sat up. He opened his eyes and saw that the sky was still dark."It's over, it's over. Now that I have a Diao Chan alarm clock at home, my good days of sleeping in are over. No matter how soundly she slept, she would wake up with a gentle twist!”
After being pinched, he was embarrassed and shouted,"That woman, what are you laughing at? Hurry up and help me wash up and change. If I'm late, I'll be punished. When I come back, I'll definitely spank your butt!”
Under the light, Diao Chan carefully helped Jia Renlu dress, wear armor, and equip him. After dressing up, he confirmed it carefully and said,"Now that I'm serving Cao Gong, I have to be careful. Don't jump up and down and talk nonsense.”
Jia Renlu looked down at his work clothes and felt as if he was covered in a layer of turtle shell. He felt uncomfortable all over and smiled when he heard that."Long-winded! You've said this more than 800 times since last night. I'm getting calluses from hearing it. Didn't you tell Lu Dada to do the same in the past?”
Diao Chan smiled sweetly and said,"Fengxian isn't that stupid to need such instructions." He was an unparalleled general, invincible in the world. I'm not as silly as you. I have to remind you a few more times before I can be at ease. "In case you go crazy in front of Cao Gong. I'm not by your side, so I can't…" As she spoke, she stretched out two fingers and went forward to pinch him.
Jia Renlu tilted his body and quickly said,"Alright!" Stop! Stop! I understand. I will definitely remember my wife's words and carry them out with all my heart. I won't dare to slack off at all!”
Diao Chan retracted her hand and smiled,"Hehe, that's good!"”
Jia Renlu said," But you're making me sound too unbearable. I'm not a monkey. I'm jumping up and down."”
Diao Chan giggled and said,"Hehe, that day you made a fool of yourself in front of Liu Shijun. You were even worse than a monkey."”
"Beep!" Jia Renlu said angrily. For the sake of the future of our family, for the sake of our country and the world, that was exhausting and exhausting! He had been thinking hard these past few days, and he had lost countless brain cells and turned his hair white from worry. Only then could he complete the earth-shattering decision in front of Commissioner Liu. Was it easy for me? Why don't you stew some thousand-year-old ginseng, Tianshan Snow Lotus, and other things to nourish me? All you know is to mock me and say that I'm like a monkey. Sigh, what use is there for a woman like you!”
Diao Chan giggled and said," Stop teasing me. You're going to be late. You're going to be late for work!"”As she spoke, she pushed him out.
Jia Renlu was pushed forward involuntarily."Big Sister Marten, your ability to learn new terms is pretty good. In my era, you probably learned English in three days, you could talk to foreigners in four days, and you could probably walk around Hollywood's Walk of Fame in five days.”
In the Prime Minister's Mansion, Cao Cao sat on a high platform in the main hall. Below the platform, the civil and military officials were divided into four rows and knelt on the ground. Jia Renlu carried a saber on his waist and held the hilt in his hand. He held his head high and puffed out his chest, poking at Cao Cao's side like a piece of wood."What is this? He had heard of the story of the blade hunter and thought that if Cao Cao wanted to pretend to be a blade hunter, the blade hunter must be very powerful. Now that he was really a knife hunter, he felt uncomfortable at all. It was as if he was being punished! Teacher Cao, I know I was wrong. Please let me go.”
"I wonder if anything big has happened recently?" Cao Cao asked.”
Xun Yu reported,"Sun Ce of the River East has sent his Commandant Zhang Hong to present a gift of local specialties. He has arrived in the capital and is waiting to be received by Cao Cao.”
Cao Cao said,"The vassals are now fighting amongst themselves, and the situation is still in the ascendant. Right now, our number one enemy is Yuan Shao. As for Sun Ce, let's put him aside for now. Wen Ruo, if you treat the envoy well first, I will report to the Emperor tomorrow and grant Sun Ce the title of General and Marquis of Wu. I want to marry my younger brother's daughter to Sun Kuang, Sun Ce's younger brother, and let my son Cao Zhang marry Sun Ben's daughter. What do you think of this method?" (The matter regarding Sun Ce was taken from Sima Guang's Zi Zhi Tong Jian, Volume 62, with some slight changes.)）
Xun Yu said," You are wise. With this, we can first stabilize Sun Ce. Then, we can focus on dealing with the enemy in the north, Yuan Shao."”
"That's right, Wen Ruo. You'll be in charge of everything related to the wedding."”
Jia Renlu thought to himself, Why is this plot so familiar? Great! In the game Nobunaga Ambition, if one wanted an alliance between two countries, they had to send their daughter over. It seemed that the Japanese had learned this from their ancestors. Cao Dada's political marriage was really beautiful. However, you didn't expect that Sun Bofu wouldn't fall for your tricks and still wanted to hit you. It was just that his life was too short. He died before he could send troops. What a pity.”
"Is there anything else?" Cao Cao asked.
Xun Yu added,"Yuan Shao has besieged Gongsun Zan with great urgency, and Gongsun Zan has been defeated several times. So he built a city to surround the city, and built a building on the city, ten feet high, named Yijing Building, which stored 300,000 grain for self-defense. Some of Gongsun Zan's soldiers were surrounded by Yuan Shao's army, but Gongsun Zan did not go to save them. He said,"If you save one person, the people who fight later will only hope that they can be saved and will not fight to the death."'Therefore, his soldiers often defected to Yuan Shao before the battle. Now Gongsun Zan's situation was precarious and his death was imminent.”
Cao Cao said disdainfully,"Hmph, this Gongsun Zan is so useless, but he can actually become a vassal!" In front of the enemy, do not know how to compensate soldiers, only know how to build buildings to gather food. Do you not know that if you do not have the hearts of the people, even if the building is ten thousand feet high, grain piled up like a mountain, what is the use? It seems that Gongsun Zan will not succeed. Yuan Shao is about to unify Hebei and will become my enemy sooner or later. Everyone should be prepared. Oh right, Yuan Shu is my biggest worry and I haven't been able to eliminate him yet. I wonder if you have any good ideas?”
Jia Renlu thought to himself, Great Cao, who are you? How dare you steal my words…I might sue you in the Far East International Court of Justice and ask for compensation for reputation damage, mental damage, and brain cell damage, a total of ten billion taels of gold. I'll pay you immediately without any mistakes!”
Guo Jia smiled and said," Yuan Shu is just a clown. He's not worth worrying about. I have a plan. If we discipline Yuan Shu, he'll be destroyed in a few days. We can defeat 200,000 troops."”
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