"Today is the first time I'm working for Cao Cao. Did it go well?" Diao Chan asked.”
Jia Renlu said," Of course it went smoothly. Cao Cao sat while I stood. There were 80,000 to 90,000 people kneeling below the stage. They were afraid of my power and kept kowtowing to me. They kowtowed like they were pounding garlic. You didn't see that scene. It was extremely awe-inspiring. After dealing with the political affairs, Cao Gong saw that I was a talented person and specially asked me to stay. He let me show him a set of saber techniques. After seeing it, he was full of praise! He praised him and said,'Talent! What was the most important thing in the Three Kingdoms? What a talent! Look, I've been standing for half a day and playing with the knife for half a day. I'm so tired that my waist and legs are sore. Come and massage them for me.”
Jia Renlu lay on the big bed while Diao Chan sat by the bed and helped him scratch his itch. As she scratched, she asked,""Here?"
"Yes, comfortable!" Jia Renlu said. No, you're so stupid. Not here, up there.”He thought to himself, This Diao Chan brand tickle is really useful!”
"Here?" Diao Chansu asked.”
Jia Renlu said," That's not right. You're really stupid, woman. Not here. Lower."”Diao Chan moved down again.
Diao Chan followed his orders and walked forward. Suddenly, she saw Jia Renlu smiling evilly. Realizing that she had been tricked, she became furious and twisted him. Jia Renlu shouted,"Ah! Right, this is the place!" Diao Change laughed out loud.
Three days later, in the main hall of the Prime Minister's residence, Jia Renlu was still called out to stand, and many officials were still kneeling below the stage. What was slightly different from the past was that Cheng Yu had suddenly appeared among them, his face full of pride. Jia Renlu looked at him and was furious."You can still laugh after using such a despicable move. If I were you, I would have found a rope and hanged myself. Was there no rope? Come, I'll lend you my belt…"
Cao Cao's face darkened as he slammed the table and said angrily,""Humph! This Yang Biao was really troublesome. When he was imprisoned that day, Kong Rong dared to contradict me in front of everyone in the Imperial Court. If it wasn't for the fact that he was once a duke and was well-known in the sea, he would have been punished as well. In order to save his face, Yang Biao had to be removed from his official position and let him return to the fields. Even so, there are still people in the court who dare to jump out and oppose me!”As he spoke, he waved his right hand and a memorial floated down. Cao Cao pointed at the memorial and said angrily,"Zhao Yan is just a small official, how dare he impeach me for not obeying the emperor's decree and taking in officials without authorization. How should we deal with this matter?”
Xun Yu said," The Minister of Rites has the right to make a memorial. This is his duty. If you punish him for this, I'm afraid no one will dare to make a memorial again."”
Man Chong said," Wen Ruo's words are wrong. Zhao Yan is obviously speaking up for Yang Biao. Since Yang Biao is a relative of Yuan Shu, Zhao Yan is helping the two Yuan brothers. Now that Ming Gong has become enemies with the two Yuan brothers, how can he leave this little rascal in the court? This person should be killed!”
The moment Man Chong said this, the audience was in a mess. The civil and military officials were divided into two factions. One faction advocated killing, while the other advocated not punishing him. For a moment, both sides were arguing with their faces red and their hands were tied. People like Xu Chu had already raised their sleeves and arms, wanting to beat people up. Jia Renlu's expression was wooden, but he was secretly happy."Alright! They entered the market. It was so lively. Wasn't it just punishing a person? Did they have to quarrel like this? It was such a simple matter, so there was no need to argue. Capture him and spank him a hundred times. If he's alive, he'll be blessed by the gods. Let him go. It's his bad luck that he died. Buried…Hu Chi, what are you doing? That's an incense burner. Liu Ye's head isn't made of copper. If you go down, it'll bloom. Besides, you can't smash it now. At least wait until I bring the phone over before you…"
Guo Jia rushed to Huainan to spread rumors and could not come to discuss the matter. Cao Cao felt as if he had lost an arm, and his entire body was uncomfortable. Looking at the officials and workers shouting below the stage, he could not help but feel his blood rush to his heart and his head hurt. He shouted,"Stop arguing!" The officials and workers quickly fell silent. Xu Chu quickly put down the incense burner and ran back to his original position to kneel.
"Zhongde, what do you think?" Cao Cao asked.”
"This person deserves to be killed!" Cheng Yu said. If you don't punish this person, what prestige do you have in the court? In the future, anyone would dare to impeach Ming Gong. Wouldn't Ming Gong be like the other ministers, led by the nose by the Emperor, how could he command the heroes?”
Cao Cao said,"Zhong De's words are reasonable, Zhong Kang!"”
"Yes!" Xu Chu shouted. Dada went out of the class and knelt down. Cao Cao slammed the table and shouted,"Go arrest Zhao Yan now. Don't interrogate him anymore. All the men will be banished to the army, and the women will not be official prostitutes! I just want to kill one as an example to others. Let's see who dares to oppose me in the future!”
Jia Renlu thought, Amitabha! Amitabha! Cao Dada, you know everything except chanting scriptures. No wonder your descendants didn't enjoy the country for long. So this sin was caused by you. You killed too many people! Great Zhao Yan, you dare to touch a tiger's butt so casually. I really admire you! Although I don't agree with your actions, I admire your courage. So, I decided to chant the Rebirth Mantra for you and help you pass over your soul…I don't know the Rebirth Mantra…Forget it, I'll burn some paper for you when I go back!”
"Yes!" Xu Chu replied. With a face full of joy, he left excitedly. It was as if he hadn't fought for 800 years and finally had a chance to show off.
Cao Cao said,"Wen Ruo, help me draft a memorial to the throne. Give Zhao Yan 'an a crime so that I can report it to the Emperor tomorrow."”
Xun Yu felt that Cao Cao's actions were a little inappropriate, but he did not dare to object in Cao Cao's anger. He replied,"Yes, sir!"
"Now that you're so famous, why don't you take advantage of this opportunity to make a name for yourself?" asked Cheng Yu.”
"There are still many important ministers in the court," Cao Cao said. I should ask the emperor to hunt and observe the movement.”
Jia Renlu thought to himself,'Alright! Xu Tian was going to surround them. Cao Cao's bow and arrow show was about to begin. I would probably have to play a small role. What if Cao Cao was in a rush and asked me to shoot an arrow? I might as well use my signature skill,"Pretending to faint"! I've skipped classes countless times in the past, so I've trained my skills. I can really faint when I say so…"
The meeting was over and the officials had dispersed. Cao Cao's face was still purple and he sat there sulking. Seeing that Cao Cao was not moving, Jia Renlu did not dare to move. He could only stand there and accompany him in a daze."Cao Dada, if you want to sulk, go to the harem and hug your beautiful wife and concubines. I still have to go home to accompany my wife. If his wife was angry at him later, the consequences would be very serious!”
"Renlu, what do you think of today's matter?" Cao Cao sat there in a daze for a long time.”
Jia Renlu hurriedly said,"Ming Gong, I'm just a guard. How would I know about the important matters of the Imperial Court? How would I dare to speak nonsense?"”
Cao Cao continued,"I've often heard people say that whenever you say something shocking, the poem 'Linjiang Immortal' you wrote that day at Wen Ruo's residence was extremely good." Tell me about today's matter. Should this Zhao Yan be killed?”
Jia Renlu thought to himself, You've already killed this person, what else do you want me to say? Sigh, aren't you making things difficult for me? Great Zhuge, save me! Why didn't this line appear in Romance of the Three Kingdoms?”
Jia Renlu pondered for a long time before saying,"It's right to kill!" Ming Gong devoted his life to pacifying the world and saving the people. If the court did not have Ming Gong, it would be in chaos. Moreover, when the Emperor was still in the dark, he fled to Chang 'an and begged for food in Luoyang. How embarrassing was he? Now he is sitting and enjoying happiness, owning the land of Henan, the warlords surrender, all officials congratulate him, and the world is governed. Who was the one who gave them all this? Isn't it all a wise duke? Ming Gong had only exiled Yang Biao today, and there were people in the court who did not remember Ming Gong's past achievements and jumped up and down to criticize him. What was the use of having such a despicable person who could not see anyone and only knew how to spread rumors? If this man does not kill, how can he establish his prestige and convince the people?”He thought to himself, Sigh, words that go against my heart, words that go against my heart! This flattery made him really unhappy. I'm a person who plays with virtue and has always advocated using virtue to convince others. How can I kill people randomly? If it's also PK…"
Cao Cao laughed and said,"Haha, you flatter me. I'm only doing my part for the Han Dynasty." Just like what you said,'I will do my best until I die.' I should do the same for the revival of the Han Dynasty. Unfortunately, the Imperial Court did not notice my painstaking efforts. Many people stood up and criticized me, saying that I monopolized power and was good at governing. It really makes me feel disappointed!"
Jia Renlu said," That's right, that's right. The Emperor is young and inexperienced. How can he easily hand over the country to him to govern?" If he were to make a joke out of the 'Beacon Fire Playing with the Dukes', all of Ming Gong's painstaking efforts would be wasted. He had given the empire to this little emperor and let him take it away. It would be better for you to take over the power alone, clean up the court, eliminate the heroes, restore the Han Dynasty, return to the old capital, and then return the government to the monarch to show your virtue.”He thought to himself,'This is also called giving your all. If you continue to give your all, Emperor Xian of Han will have to hang himself.”
" During the Spring and Autumn Period, Duke Huan appointed Guan Zhong alone and left all the matters to Guan Zhong to handle. He himself only ate, drank, and flirted with girls. As a result, the one who left his name in the Five Tyrants of the Spring and Autumn Period was Xiao Bai, Duke Huan of Qi. Guan Zhong, who hid behind and worked hard for the prosperity of Qi State for half his life like a monkey, did not even have a name. It was the same now. Decades later, when people talked about the history of the Han Dynasty's revival, they would only say that the Emperor was wise. No one would mention Ming Gong. At most, they would write a biography for Ming Gong in their biographies. That was all. For the great cause of the country, it could be said that Ming Gong did not seek fame and fortune. He worked his heart out and racked his brains. With such actions, there were actually still people making irresponsible remarks. They were really tired of living!”
He thought to himself, I feel like vomiting. Besides, the sour water in my stomach is almost gone. If it goes on, I won't be able to do anything. I can't keep cursing in front of Cao Dada, right? If that happens, I'll be the one who's going to crack.”
Cao Cao smiled and said," Fengxiao and Wenruo are right. You are indeed extraordinary. Work hard and I will not mistreat you."”
Jia Renlu hurriedly knelt down and humbly said," I'm just a small soldier. How would I know what's going on? I was so bold to speak nonsense in front of you. Please forgive me."”
Cao laughed." Hehe, after hearing your words, my head doesn't hurt anymore, and my mood is also happy." Alright, I won't delay you from accompanying your beautiful wife. You can leave first.”Jia Renlu was about to leave when he suddenly saw Xu Chu carrying a bloody head and rushing in excitedly.
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"Today is the first time I'm working for Cao Cao. Did it go well?" Diao Chan asked.”
Jia Renlu said," Of course it went smoothly. Cao Cao sat while I stood. There were 80,000 to 90,000 people kneeling below the stage. They were afraid of my power and kept kowtowing to me. They kowtowed like they were pounding garlic. You didn't see that scene. It was extremely awe-inspiring. After dealing with the political affairs, Cao Gong saw that I was a talented person and specially asked me to stay. He let me show him a set of saber techniques. After seeing it, he was full of praise! He praised him and said,'Talent! What was the most important thing in the Three Kingdoms? What a talent! Look, I've been standing for half a day and playing with the knife for half a day. I'm so tired that my waist and legs are sore. Come and massage them for me.”
Jia Renlu lay on the big bed while Diao Chan sat by the bed and helped him scratch his itch. As she scratched, she asked,""Here?"
"Yes, comfortable!" Jia Renlu said. No, you're so stupid. Not here, up there.”He thought to himself, This Diao Chan brand tickle is really useful!”
"Here?" Diao Chansu asked.”
Jia Renlu said," That's not right. You're really stupid, woman. Not here. Lower."”Diao Chan moved down again.
Diao Chan followed his orders and walked forward. Suddenly, she saw Jia Renlu smiling evilly. Realizing that she had been tricked, she became furious and twisted him. Jia Renlu shouted,"Ah! Right, this is the place!" Diao Change laughed out loud.
Three days later, in the main hall of the Prime Minister's residence, Jia Renlu was still called out to stand, and many officials were still kneeling below the stage. What was slightly different from the past was that Cheng Yu had suddenly appeared among them, his face full of pride. Jia Renlu looked at him and was furious."You can still laugh after using such a despicable move. If I were you, I would have found a rope and hanged myself. Was there no rope? Come, I'll lend you my belt…"
Cao Cao's face darkened as he slammed the table and said angrily,""Humph! This Yang Biao was really troublesome. When he was imprisoned that day, Kong Rong dared to contradict me in front of everyone in the Imperial Court. If it wasn't for the fact that he was once a duke and was well-known in the sea, he would have been punished as well. In order to save his face, Yang Biao had to be removed from his official position and let him return to the fields. Even so, there are still people in the court who dare to jump out and oppose me!”As he spoke, he waved his right hand and a memorial floated down. Cao Cao pointed at the memorial and said angrily,"Zhao Yan is just a small official, how dare he impeach me for not obeying the emperor's decree and taking in officials without authorization. How should we deal with this matter?”
Xun Yu said," The Minister of Rites has the right to make a memorial. This is his duty. If you punish him for this, I'm afraid no one will dare to make a memorial again."”
Man Chong said," Wen Ruo's words are wrong. Zhao Yan is obviously speaking up for Yang Biao. Since Yang Biao is a relative of Yuan Shu, Zhao Yan is helping the two Yuan brothers. Now that Ming Gong has become enemies with the two Yuan brothers, how can he leave this little rascal in the court? This person should be killed!”
The moment Man Chong said this, the audience was in a mess. The civil and military officials were divided into two factions. One faction advocated killing, while the other advocated not punishing him. For a moment, both sides were arguing with their faces red and their hands were tied. People like Xu Chu had already raised their sleeves and arms, wanting to beat people up. Jia Renlu's expression was wooden, but he was secretly happy."Alright! They entered the market. It was so lively. Wasn't it just punishing a person? Did they have to quarrel like this? It was such a simple matter, so there was no need to argue. Capture him and spank him a hundred times. If he's alive, he'll be blessed by the gods. Let him go. It's his bad luck that he died. Buried…Hu Chi, what are you doing? That's an incense burner. Liu Ye's head isn't made of copper. If you go down, it'll bloom. Besides, you can't smash it now. At least wait until I bring the phone over before you…"
Guo Jia rushed to Huainan to spread rumors and could not come to discuss the matter. Cao Cao felt as if he had lost an arm, and his entire body was uncomfortable. Looking at the officials and workers shouting below the stage, he could not help but feel his blood rush to his heart and his head hurt. He shouted,"Stop arguing!" The officials and workers quickly fell silent. Xu Chu quickly put down the incense burner and ran back to his original position to kneel.
"Zhongde, what do you think?" Cao Cao asked.”
"This person deserves to be killed!" Cheng Yu said. If you don't punish this person, what prestige do you have in the court? In the future, anyone would dare to impeach Ming Gong. Wouldn't Ming Gong be like the other ministers, led by the nose by the Emperor, how could he command the heroes?”
Cao Cao said,"Zhong De's words are reasonable, Zhong Kang!"”
"Yes!" Xu Chu shouted. Dada went out of the class and knelt down. Cao Cao slammed the table and shouted,"Go arrest Zhao Yan now. Don't interrogate him anymore. All the men will be banished to the army, and the women will not be official prostitutes! I just want to kill one as an example to others. Let's see who dares to oppose me in the future!”
Jia Renlu thought, Amitabha! Amitabha! Cao Dada, you know everything except chanting scriptures. No wonder your descendants didn't enjoy the country for long. So this sin was caused by you. You killed too many people! Great Zhao Yan, you dare to touch a tiger's butt so casually. I really admire you! Although I don't agree with your actions, I admire your courage. So, I decided to chant the Rebirth Mantra for you and help you pass over your soul…I don't know the Rebirth Mantra…Forget it, I'll burn some paper for you when I go back!”
"Yes!" Xu Chu replied. With a face full of joy, he left excitedly. It was as if he hadn't fought for 800 years and finally had a chance to show off.
Cao Cao said,"Wen Ruo, help me draft a memorial to the throne. Give Zhao Yan 'an a crime so that I can report it to the Emperor tomorrow."”
Xun Yu felt that Cao Cao's actions were a little inappropriate, but he did not dare to object in Cao Cao's anger. He replied,"Yes, sir!"
"Now that you're so famous, why don't you take advantage of this opportunity to make a name for yourself?" asked Cheng Yu.”
"There are still many important ministers in the court," Cao Cao said. I should ask the emperor to hunt and observe the movement.”
Jia Renlu thought to himself,'Alright! Xu Tian was going to surround them. Cao Cao's bow and arrow show was about to begin. I would probably have to play a small role. What if Cao Cao was in a rush and asked me to shoot an arrow? I might as well use my signature skill,"Pretending to faint"! I've skipped classes countless times in the past, so I've trained my skills. I can really faint when I say so…"
The meeting was over and the officials had dispersed. Cao Cao's face was still purple and he sat there sulking. Seeing that Cao Cao was not moving, Jia Renlu did not dare to move. He could only stand there and accompany him in a daze."Cao Dada, if you want to sulk, go to the harem and hug your beautiful wife and concubines. I still have to go home to accompany my wife. If his wife was angry at him later, the consequences would be very serious!”
"Renlu, what do you think of today's matter?" Cao Cao sat there in a daze for a long time.”
Jia Renlu hurriedly said,"Ming Gong, I'm just a guard. How would I know about the important matters of the Imperial Court? How would I dare to speak nonsense?"”
Cao Cao continued,"I've often heard people say that whenever you say something shocking, the poem 'Linjiang Immortal' you wrote that day at Wen Ruo's residence was extremely good." Tell me about today's matter. Should this Zhao Yan be killed?”
Jia Renlu thought to himself, You've already killed this person, what else do you want me to say? Sigh, aren't you making things difficult for me? Great Zhuge, save me! Why didn't this line appear in Romance of the Three Kingdoms?”
Jia Renlu pondered for a long time before saying,"It's right to kill!" Ming Gong devoted his life to pacifying the world and saving the people. If the court did not have Ming Gong, it would be in chaos. Moreover, when the Emperor was still in the dark, he fled to Chang 'an and begged for food in Luoyang. How embarrassing was he? Now he is sitting and enjoying happiness, owning the land of Henan, the warlords surrender, all officials congratulate him, and the world is governed. Who was the one who gave them all this? Isn't it all a wise duke? Ming Gong had only exiled Yang Biao today, and there were people in the court who did not remember Ming Gong's past achievements and jumped up and down to criticize him. What was the use of having such a despicable person who could not see anyone and only knew how to spread rumors? If this man does not kill, how can he establish his prestige and convince the people?”He thought to himself, Sigh, words that go against my heart, words that go against my heart! This flattery made him really unhappy. I'm a person who plays with virtue and has always advocated using virtue to convince others. How can I kill people randomly? If it's also PK…"
Cao Cao laughed and said,"Haha, you flatter me. I'm only doing my part for the Han Dynasty." Just like what you said,'I will do my best until I die.' I should do the same for the revival of the Han Dynasty. Unfortunately, the Imperial Court did not notice my painstaking efforts. Many people stood up and criticized me, saying that I monopolized power and was good at governing. It really makes me feel disappointed!"
Jia Renlu said," That's right, that's right. The Emperor is young and inexperienced. How can he easily hand over the country to him to govern?" If he were to make a joke out of the 'Beacon Fire Playing with the Dukes', all of Ming Gong's painstaking efforts would be wasted. He had given the empire to this little emperor and let him take it away. It would be better for you to take over the power alone, clean up the court, eliminate the heroes, restore the Han Dynasty, return to the old capital, and then return the government to the monarch to show your virtue.”He thought to himself,'This is also called giving your all. If you continue to give your all, Emperor Xian of Han will have to hang himself.”
" During the Spring and Autumn Period, Duke Huan appointed Guan Zhong alone and left all the matters to Guan Zhong to handle. He himself only ate, drank, and flirted with girls. As a result, the one who left his name in the Five Tyrants of the Spring and Autumn Period was Xiao Bai, Duke Huan of Qi. Guan Zhong, who hid behind and worked hard for the prosperity of Qi State for half his life like a monkey, did not even have a name. It was the same now. Decades later, when people talked about the history of the Han Dynasty's revival, they would only say that the Emperor was wise. No one would mention Ming Gong. At most, they would write a biography for Ming Gong in their biographies. That was all. For the great cause of the country, it could be said that Ming Gong did not seek fame and fortune. He worked his heart out and racked his brains. With such actions, there were actually still people making irresponsible remarks. They were really tired of living!”
He thought to himself, I feel like vomiting. Besides, the sour water in my stomach is almost gone. If it goes on, I won't be able to do anything. I can't keep cursing in front of Cao Dada, right? If that happens, I'll be the one who's going to crack.”
Cao Cao smiled and said," Fengxiao and Wenruo are right. You are indeed extraordinary. Work hard and I will not mistreat you."”
Jia Renlu hurriedly knelt down and humbly said," I'm just a small soldier. How would I know what's going on? I was so bold to speak nonsense in front of you. Please forgive me."”
Cao laughed." Hehe, after hearing your words, my head doesn't hurt anymore, and my mood is also happy." Alright, I won't delay you from accompanying your beautiful wife. You can leave first.”Jia Renlu was about to leave when he suddenly saw Xu Chu carrying a bloody head and rushing in excitedly.
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