The sun rose in the east. On a vast plain outside Chang 'an City, 100,000 soldiers were neatly arranged in hundreds of square formations. It was a dark mass. From a distance, one could only see the glistening sabers and spears, and the forest of halberds. It was a spectacular scene, which made people excited and excited. The soldiers all had solemn expressions as they looked ahead, as if waiting for someone to arrive. The 100,000-man army did not make a single sound. The surroundings were so quiet that one could hear the falling leaves.
When the city gate opened, Jia Renlu, wearing a silk scarf and holding a feather fan, rode out of the city on a snow-white horse. He came to the front of the battle and shouted,"Soldiers! Now the Emperor was under house arrest in Xudu, and no one could save him. Which one of them here was not a citizen of the Great Han Dynasty? How could they watch the Emperor being trapped and remain indifferent?”
The 100,000 soldiers shouted in unison,"No!" The voice was very neat, and it sounded like it came from one person.
Jia Renlu smiled slightly." Now that the Emperor is in dire straits, he hopes that you can go and rescue him. What do you think we should do?"”
The soldiers shouted in unison,"Charge into Xudu, save the Emperor, and return the Han Dynasty to its rightful place!"”
Jia Renlu said," As the saying goes,'Nurture an army for a thousand days and use it for a moment'. The lord has received the emperor's edict to punish the thieves and is going to need you. What do you think we should do?”
The soldiers shouted again,"I'll go through fire and water for you!"”
Jia Renlu laughed and said,"A real man should die in battle, wrapped in horse leather!" Now that you are shouldering the great responsibility of restoring the Han Dynasty, you should work hard to defeat the thieves and make contributions! Alright, the oath is over. Get ready to set off!”
Diao Chan said,"Husband, wake up. There's a guest."”
Jia Renlu thought to himself, No, this is a proper military parade. Why would Diao Chan be here? Who let her out? Don't you know that women can't attend such a big event?”Thinking of this, he said in a daze," Don't be noisy. I'm inspecting thousands of soldiers. No matter who comes, tell them to wait!"”After saying that, he opened his eyes and looked around. He realized that he was lying on the bed in his pajamas. There was only Diao Chan beside him. Where were the soldiers? Looking out the window, it was already late in the morning. Only then did he realize that the grand scene just now was just a small joke that the Duke of Zhou had played on him. He felt depressed and said weakly,"Who's here? Male or female? "If the man doesn't want to see, the woman will have to wait and see…Ouch…" His left arm was twisted hard.
Diao Chan said angrily,"It's a man. You can see him if you want to. If you don't want to see him, then forget it!"”
At this moment, a man's voice came from outside the house.""Since Brother Renlu is not in the mood to meet guests, this little brother will take his leave!”
Jia Renlu hurriedly said,"I was just talking nonsense. Please don't take offense." Let me change my clothes and come out.”After saying that, he hurriedly put on his clothes and came to the front hall. He saw that the guest was a pale-faced scholar of 17 or 18 years old. He wore a green robe and looked quite handsome. He was indeed a handsome man that was rarely seen in a hundred years. Jia Renlu felt inferior and ashamed.
Jia Renlu sat opposite him and asked,""I dare not ask this brother's name. What brings you here?"
"My surname is Zhang," the scholar replied. I've heard of your great name for a long time, so I've come to pay my respects.”
Jia Renlu said," I'm just a small soldier. How can I dare to be called 'reverent'? Please speak, Brother Zhang."”
Zhang Quan said," A few days ago, I heard someone recite Brother Jia's 'Wine to Come.' I felt that it was a rare and good poem. I really admire it, so I specially came to ask Brother Jia for advice.”
Jia Renlu said seriously," Brother Zhang is too modest. I'm sure you've heard the rumors about me in the streets. Those poems and essays of mine came to me by chance in my dreams. I blurted them out in a moment of carelessness. I'm a boor, so how could I know how to write poems?”He thought to himself," It's true that people are afraid of fame, pigs are afraid of being strong. Not long after that song," Let's Drink," was released, there were already people who came because of its fame. However, this guy is too shabby. It's fine if he didn't bring gold, but he can't even bear to buy flowers. He dares to come and ask me for an autograph."”
Zhang Quan nodded slightly and smiled."Brother Jia is too modest. This little brother heard an ancient song in the underworld and thought it was very nice. I don't know its name. Today, I specially came to ask Brother Jia for guidance.”
When Jia Renlu heard this, his face turned red with embarrassment."If you want to ask me if I'm good at pop songs, I can hum a basket of them for you. You're asking me about ancient songs…How would I know? Where did this Zhang Quan come from? It seemed like he wasn't here to ask for advice, but to challenge the dojo. Good boy, bring it on. When the time comes, if I don't beat you up until your teeth are all over the ground, I'll write my name upside down and obediently become a passerby.”"Diao Chan, go get a zither and let Brother Zhang play it."”
Diao Chan dashed out from the inner room, put down the zither, turned around, and left.
Zhang Quan did not stand on ceremony. He stretched out his jade-like hands and pressed them on the strings. Then, he played a tune. When Jia Renlu saw his small, fair hands, he couldn't help but look down at his own large, dark hands. He shook his head and thought,""Why is this guy's hand so white? He must be willing to spend money to pick up girls. I don't know how much sunblock and sunblock he has applied. I can't stand this kind of gigolo. I might beat his hands into pig trotters later.”
Not long after, Zhang Quan stopped playing and asked,"May I know the name of this song, Brother Zhang?"
Jia Renlu shook his head and pretended to be intoxicated. He smiled and said,"'Yu Bo Ya's' High Mountains and Flowing Water'."Fortunately, I've heard of it on the Internet and remembered this name. Otherwise, it would be really embarrassing."
"Brother Zhang, I'd like to ask you for another song." Zhang Quan smiled.”
"Please play," Jia Renlu said.
Zhang Quan played another song, but halfway through, Jia Renlulu laughed loudly and almost jumped up. His face was full of excitement, as if he had won two consecutive jackpots. Zhang Quanzheng was concentrating on playing the zither when he was disturbed by Jia Renlu's sound wave technique that contained deep inner strength. He was shocked and could not resist it. With a clang, he plucked a zither string and stopped playing. With a suspicious expression, he asked,"Little brother, are you not good at playing the zither?"
Jia Renlu's face turned red. He stretched out his right hand and scratched his body. He said awkwardly,""No, I can't! Brother Zhang played the song very well. However, the little brother was tickled and couldn't help but laugh. Please forgive me for interrupting Brother Zhang.”
Zhang Quan chuckled and felt that he had lost his composure. He quickly covered his mouth with his hand and said,"Brother Jia is really humorous. Brother Jia, do you know the name of this song?”
Jia Renlu said,"This is the Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix written by Sima Xiangru, a talented scholar of this dynasty.""I'm really lucky today. I've heard both of the songs he played online. Now that the zither is broken, he can't play it anymore. He can't make things difficult for me anymore!”
"Brother Renlu is truly a great talent. I admire you." Zhang Quan nodded slightly.”
"Brother Zhang, you flatter me."”
"I heard that Brother Renlu is quite knowledgeable about the world." I wonder who among you will be able to unify the world?”
Jia Renlu said seriously," The world is fickle. It often looks like this now, but it will become like that a few years later." Now that the dukedom is in the ascendant, I am just a rough person. How can I see through it?”He thought to himself,"If I spit out the three words 'Sima Yan', I wonder if you can still sit still?"”
"I've long heard that Cao Gong is an invincible hero, so I've come all the way here to seek refuge." Today, I want to listen to Brother Renlu's opinion and see if my decision is correct.”
Jia Renlu thought to himself, What are you, a history teacher? Why are you here for the exam? One tricky question after another, trying to make things difficult for me!”Thinking of this, he said," Of course Brother Zhang's idea is brilliant. There are only three people who have the ambition to pacify the troubled times. The first is Cao Gong, the second is Yuan Shao, and the third is Sun Ce of Jiangdong. Among these three, Cao Gong is the most talented and ambitious. Brother Zhang came here to give full play to his strong points, just in time, in the future will certainly be able to establish meritorious service, seize the title, seal his wife and son.”
"One word from you is better than ten years of reading," said Zhang Quan. The knot in this little brother's heart has been resolved. I won't disturb you any longer. I'll take my leave now.”After saying that, he bowed and stood up to leave.
Jia Renlu hurriedly got up to send him off. After sending him off, he returned to his room and thought,""This guy came to me for consultation and didn't even leave a consultation fee!”Just as he was about to sit down, he suddenly saw Diao Chan walking to his side with an angry face. She stretched out her hand and pinched him, saying angrily,"Tell me quickly! How do you know this woman?"
Jia Renlu was shocked. His eyes widened as he cried out involuntarily,"" A woman?!"
"Of course it's a woman. I was fooled by her at first." However, when she saw you, she made eyes at you and knew that it was inappropriate. She hid at the side and looked carefully. Only then did she realize that she was actually a girl.”
"No wonder her hands are so white," Jia Renlu said."So she's a woman."”
Diao Chan pouted and said,"You like her?" Then don't live with me, go with her.”As she spoke, she pushed Jia Renlu out of the door.
Jia Renlu felt wronged." What kind of jealousy is that?" he said." I just found out she's a woman."”
Diao Chan said," You're the best at playing dumb. Who knows if you're faking it or not? Maybe you already know each other."”
"I'm innocent!" Jia Renlu cried out. I really don't know her."
"I don't believe it! Why would a girl she didn't know come here to play 'The Phoenix's Court'? A girl playing this kind of song was really shameless! Where have you dated before?”
"I've never even seen her before," Jia Renlu shouted."I've never dated her before!”
"Looks like you won't confess unless you're severely punished," Diao Chan said angrily. Humph! Don't eat today. Kneel on the washboard until you remember!”
At that time, Jia Renlu was kneeling on the washboard, swaying and almost fainting. He had been kneeling for more than half a day, but he still gritted his teeth and refused to confess."Hmph, you can lose your head and bleed, but you still have to have the backbone of a man! I can't just confess with a small punishment. Wouldn't that be very embarrassing? Besides, I have nothing to confess!……"I can't take it anymore. I can't hold on any longer. I'm going to fall…" Thinking of this, he shouted weakly,"I'm going to fall.""My dear wife, I confess! I confess! I'll confess everything!" He thought to himself, Others are beaten into confessing, but I'm kneeling!”
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The sun rose in the east. On a vast plain outside Chang 'an City, 100,000 soldiers were neatly arranged in hundreds of square formations. It was a dark mass. From a distance, one could only see the glistening sabers and spears, and the forest of halberds. It was a spectacular scene, which made people excited and excited. The soldiers all had solemn expressions as they looked ahead, as if waiting for someone to arrive. The 100,000-man army did not make a single sound. The surroundings were so quiet that one could hear the falling leaves.
When the city gate opened, Jia Renlu, wearing a silk scarf and holding a feather fan, rode out of the city on a snow-white horse. He came to the front of the battle and shouted,"Soldiers! Now the Emperor was under house arrest in Xudu, and no one could save him. Which one of them here was not a citizen of the Great Han Dynasty? How could they watch the Emperor being trapped and remain indifferent?”
The 100,000 soldiers shouted in unison,"No!" The voice was very neat, and it sounded like it came from one person.
Jia Renlu smiled slightly." Now that the Emperor is in dire straits, he hopes that you can go and rescue him. What do you think we should do?"”
The soldiers shouted in unison,"Charge into Xudu, save the Emperor, and return the Han Dynasty to its rightful place!"”
Jia Renlu said," As the saying goes,'Nurture an army for a thousand days and use it for a moment'. The lord has received the emperor's edict to punish the thieves and is going to need you. What do you think we should do?”
The soldiers shouted again,"I'll go through fire and water for you!"”
Jia Renlu laughed and said,"A real man should die in battle, wrapped in horse leather!" Now that you are shouldering the great responsibility of restoring the Han Dynasty, you should work hard to defeat the thieves and make contributions! Alright, the oath is over. Get ready to set off!”
Diao Chan said,"Husband, wake up. There's a guest."”
Jia Renlu thought to himself, No, this is a proper military parade. Why would Diao Chan be here? Who let her out? Don't you know that women can't attend such a big event?”Thinking of this, he said in a daze," Don't be noisy. I'm inspecting thousands of soldiers. No matter who comes, tell them to wait!"”After saying that, he opened his eyes and looked around. He realized that he was lying on the bed in his pajamas. There was only Diao Chan beside him. Where were the soldiers? Looking out the window, it was already late in the morning. Only then did he realize that the grand scene just now was just a small joke that the Duke of Zhou had played on him. He felt depressed and said weakly,"Who's here? Male or female? "If the man doesn't want to see, the woman will have to wait and see…Ouch…" His left arm was twisted hard.
Diao Chan said angrily,"It's a man. You can see him if you want to. If you don't want to see him, then forget it!"”
At this moment, a man's voice came from outside the house.""Since Brother Renlu is not in the mood to meet guests, this little brother will take his leave!”
Jia Renlu hurriedly said,"I was just talking nonsense. Please don't take offense." Let me change my clothes and come out.”After saying that, he hurriedly put on his clothes and came to the front hall. He saw that the guest was a pale-faced scholar of 17 or 18 years old. He wore a green robe and looked quite handsome. He was indeed a handsome man that was rarely seen in a hundred years. Jia Renlu felt inferior and ashamed.
Jia Renlu sat opposite him and asked,""I dare not ask this brother's name. What brings you here?"
"My surname is Zhang," the scholar replied. I've heard of your great name for a long time, so I've come to pay my respects.”
Jia Renlu said," I'm just a small soldier. How can I dare to be called 'reverent'? Please speak, Brother Zhang."”
Zhang Quan said," A few days ago, I heard someone recite Brother Jia's 'Wine to Come.' I felt that it was a rare and good poem. I really admire it, so I specially came to ask Brother Jia for advice.”
Jia Renlu said seriously," Brother Zhang is too modest. I'm sure you've heard the rumors about me in the streets. Those poems and essays of mine came to me by chance in my dreams. I blurted them out in a moment of carelessness. I'm a boor, so how could I know how to write poems?”He thought to himself," It's true that people are afraid of fame, pigs are afraid of being strong. Not long after that song," Let's Drink," was released, there were already people who came because of its fame. However, this guy is too shabby. It's fine if he didn't bring gold, but he can't even bear to buy flowers. He dares to come and ask me for an autograph."”
Zhang Quan nodded slightly and smiled."Brother Jia is too modest. This little brother heard an ancient song in the underworld and thought it was very nice. I don't know its name. Today, I specially came to ask Brother Jia for guidance.”
When Jia Renlu heard this, his face turned red with embarrassment."If you want to ask me if I'm good at pop songs, I can hum a basket of them for you. You're asking me about ancient songs…How would I know? Where did this Zhang Quan come from? It seemed like he wasn't here to ask for advice, but to challenge the dojo. Good boy, bring it on. When the time comes, if I don't beat you up until your teeth are all over the ground, I'll write my name upside down and obediently become a passerby.”"Diao Chan, go get a zither and let Brother Zhang play it."”
Diao Chan dashed out from the inner room, put down the zither, turned around, and left.
Zhang Quan did not stand on ceremony. He stretched out his jade-like hands and pressed them on the strings. Then, he played a tune. When Jia Renlu saw his small, fair hands, he couldn't help but look down at his own large, dark hands. He shook his head and thought,""Why is this guy's hand so white? He must be willing to spend money to pick up girls. I don't know how much sunblock and sunblock he has applied. I can't stand this kind of gigolo. I might beat his hands into pig trotters later.”
Not long after, Zhang Quan stopped playing and asked,"May I know the name of this song, Brother Zhang?"
Jia Renlu shook his head and pretended to be intoxicated. He smiled and said,"'Yu Bo Ya's' High Mountains and Flowing Water'."Fortunately, I've heard of it on the Internet and remembered this name. Otherwise, it would be really embarrassing."
"Brother Zhang, I'd like to ask you for another song." Zhang Quan smiled.”
"Please play," Jia Renlu said.
Zhang Quan played another song, but halfway through, Jia Renlulu laughed loudly and almost jumped up. His face was full of excitement, as if he had won two consecutive jackpots. Zhang Quanzheng was concentrating on playing the zither when he was disturbed by Jia Renlu's sound wave technique that contained deep inner strength. He was shocked and could not resist it. With a clang, he plucked a zither string and stopped playing. With a suspicious expression, he asked,"Little brother, are you not good at playing the zither?"
Jia Renlu's face turned red. He stretched out his right hand and scratched his body. He said awkwardly,""No, I can't! Brother Zhang played the song very well. However, the little brother was tickled and couldn't help but laugh. Please forgive me for interrupting Brother Zhang.”
Zhang Quan chuckled and felt that he had lost his composure. He quickly covered his mouth with his hand and said,"Brother Jia is really humorous. Brother Jia, do you know the name of this song?”
Jia Renlu said,"This is the Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix written by Sima Xiangru, a talented scholar of this dynasty.""I'm really lucky today. I've heard both of the songs he played online. Now that the zither is broken, he can't play it anymore. He can't make things difficult for me anymore!”
"Brother Renlu is truly a great talent. I admire you." Zhang Quan nodded slightly.”
"Brother Zhang, you flatter me."”
"I heard that Brother Renlu is quite knowledgeable about the world." I wonder who among you will be able to unify the world?”
Jia Renlu said seriously," The world is fickle. It often looks like this now, but it will become like that a few years later." Now that the dukedom is in the ascendant, I am just a rough person. How can I see through it?”He thought to himself,"If I spit out the three words 'Sima Yan', I wonder if you can still sit still?"”
"I've long heard that Cao Gong is an invincible hero, so I've come all the way here to seek refuge." Today, I want to listen to Brother Renlu's opinion and see if my decision is correct.”
Jia Renlu thought to himself, What are you, a history teacher? Why are you here for the exam? One tricky question after another, trying to make things difficult for me!”Thinking of this, he said," Of course Brother Zhang's idea is brilliant. There are only three people who have the ambition to pacify the troubled times. The first is Cao Gong, the second is Yuan Shao, and the third is Sun Ce of Jiangdong. Among these three, Cao Gong is the most talented and ambitious. Brother Zhang came here to give full play to his strong points, just in time, in the future will certainly be able to establish meritorious service, seize the title, seal his wife and son.”
"One word from you is better than ten years of reading," said Zhang Quan. The knot in this little brother's heart has been resolved. I won't disturb you any longer. I'll take my leave now.”After saying that, he bowed and stood up to leave.
Jia Renlu hurriedly got up to send him off. After sending him off, he returned to his room and thought,""This guy came to me for consultation and didn't even leave a consultation fee!”Just as he was about to sit down, he suddenly saw Diao Chan walking to his side with an angry face. She stretched out her hand and pinched him, saying angrily,"Tell me quickly! How do you know this woman?"
Jia Renlu was shocked. His eyes widened as he cried out involuntarily,"" A woman?!"
"Of course it's a woman. I was fooled by her at first." However, when she saw you, she made eyes at you and knew that it was inappropriate. She hid at the side and looked carefully. Only then did she realize that she was actually a girl.”
"No wonder her hands are so white," Jia Renlu said."So she's a woman."”
Diao Chan pouted and said,"You like her?" Then don't live with me, go with her.”As she spoke, she pushed Jia Renlu out of the door.
Jia Renlu felt wronged." What kind of jealousy is that?" he said." I just found out she's a woman."”
Diao Chan said," You're the best at playing dumb. Who knows if you're faking it or not? Maybe you already know each other."”
"I'm innocent!" Jia Renlu cried out. I really don't know her."
"I don't believe it! Why would a girl she didn't know come here to play 'The Phoenix's Court'? A girl playing this kind of song was really shameless! Where have you dated before?”
"I've never even seen her before," Jia Renlu shouted."I've never dated her before!”
"Looks like you won't confess unless you're severely punished," Diao Chan said angrily. Humph! Don't eat today. Kneel on the washboard until you remember!”
At that time, Jia Renlu was kneeling on the washboard, swaying and almost fainting. He had been kneeling for more than half a day, but he still gritted his teeth and refused to confess."Hmph, you can lose your head and bleed, but you still have to have the backbone of a man! I can't just confess with a small punishment. Wouldn't that be very embarrassing? Besides, I have nothing to confess!……"I can't take it anymore. I can't hold on any longer. I'm going to fall…" Thinking of this, he shouted weakly,"I'm going to fall.""My dear wife, I confess! I confess! I'll confess everything!" He thought to himself, Others are beaten into confessing, but I'm kneeling!”
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