Diao Chan called Jia Renlu back to his room. After lunch, she coaxed Jia Renlu to lie down and sleep. She continued to sew new clothes for him. As she thought of the sad things, tears could not stop dripping down. After two hours, Cao Cao called at the door,""Is anyone there?"
Diao Chan was afraid of waking Jia Renlu up, so she quickly ran to the front yard and said angrily,"He is already like this, what else does Ming Gong want? Still not letting go? You might as well capture the two of us and kill us together, lest you worry about us all day long.”
Outside the door, Cao Cao laughed dryly and said," Madam, you've misunderstood. Renlu's visit yesterday was strange. I was not aware of it and mistakenly thought that he was here to assassinate me. That's why this disaster happened." Now that he knew that he had gone mad, he felt guilty. Today, he came here for nothing but to visit.”
Diao Chan said," He's already asleep. We appreciate your good intentions. Please go back."”
Cao Cao said,"Since you're here, how can you not leave as soon as you see the patient? That's not polite." Since Ren Lu has fallen asleep, I will wait for him to wake up in the front hall.”
Diao Chan was about to refuse when she heard Xun Yu call out from outside the door,""I am Xun Yu, I have come with Ming Gong to visit Ren Lu. Please open the door and let us in.”
Diao Chan knew that she couldn't refuse again, so she opened the door and saw Cao Cao, Xun Yu, Xun You, and a dozen other people that Jia Renlu was familiar with standing outside. Diao Chan saw that the lineup of visitors was quite strong and did not dare to neglect. She quickly let everyone in. Everyone brought their servants with them and stood in the front yard with gifts in their hands.
Diao Chan said," I didn't know that Ming Gong was here, so I didn't prepare much. Please forgive me for my negligence. I'll go and make tea for you now."”
Cao Cao said," There's no need to trouble Madam. There's no need to make tea. We'll just wait here for Ren Lu to wake up."”
Jia Renlu sat up, opened his eyes, and shouted,""So annoying, so annoying. There's no end to it. Can't you let me sleep? Who is it?"
Diao Chan replied,"Lord Ming and the ministers have come to investigate."”
Jia Renlu was shocked and curled up into a ball.""Why is that Ming Gong here again? Are you done? I want to sleep! I want to sleep!"
Cao Cao heard Jia Renlu's voice and walked into the inner room. He smiled and said,""Renlu, I've offended you yesterday. Today, I've specially come to apologize and take a look at your condition. How are you feeling?”
"Commander, why are you here again?" Jia Renlu asked. I don't want the Shadow Flame anymore. I want to sleep now. He had to let people sleep in dungeons every day. You're not asking me to go to naxx, are you? I don't want to go today. I'll take a leave first. In any case, I can still fight without Xiao De.”
Cao Cao didn't understand a single word. He frowned and thought,""When Ji Ping came, he couldn't say why. He only said that he was crazy, but I don't know if it's true. Jia Fu, oh Jia Fu, are you really crazy? I don't believe I can't tell.”"Renlu, I don't understand what you're saying today. I want to ask if you're feeling well."”
Jia Renlu said," It can't be, right? Leader, you naxx 800 times a week. You won't understand." Did he come here to pretend to have amnesia again? Or was he really suffering from dementia? Leader, you're only in your twenties. How can you be stupid? Could it be that there is a trend of younger people getting senile? Looks like I have to be careful too. Otherwise, I will be like you one day, being in a daze and not understanding a single word you say. Sigh, sigh, sigh. Leader, let me tell you, you have to sleep more so that your body will be healthy. You have to go to work in the morning and run instance dungeons at night. You only sleep a few hours a day. This way, your body will be tired, you will be unable to take it, you will have a mental breakdown, your spirit will be weakened, and you will become mentally ill. It seems that you are not far from becoming a god, great leader. I am extremely saddened by this news and have decided to mourn for you for three minutes. After that, I will open a bottle of champagne to celebrate and write an article titled 'The World's Greatest Black-Hand God's Spirit'. Then, I will continue lying in bed…"
When the ministers outside the room heard this nonsensical nonsense, they all covered their ears with their hands. In the end, they could not resist this extremely unpleasant sound wave technique that was like the buzzing of flies. One after another, they bade farewell to Diao Chan. Some of them pleaded illness, some of them were judges, and some even said that they had gone crazy. In any case, everyone present was in line with their words and deeds. They turned around and fled.
Cao Cao was not willing to give up. He covered his ears with both hands and gritted his teeth. Finally, he could not take it anymore and cried out. He felt a splitting headache and the world was spinning. He spat out a mouthful of blood, closed his eyes, and fell to the ground. Although Diao Chan ran to the front yard, she couldn't escape the range of the sound wave technique. She only felt dozens of flies buzzing in her ears. She was annoyed and waved her hands wildly as she shouted,"Husband, stop arguing. If you continue, I'll go crazy!”
Jia Renlu stopped and replied,"Oh."”
Cao Cao woke up and slowly stood up.""Renlu, it looks like you're seriously ill. I have some high-quality tonics in my residence, but I didn't bring them with me in a hurry. I'll send them over tomorrow.”
"I want to sleep!" Jia Renlu muttered. I want to sleep, Sister Fairy, I want to sleep!”
Diao Chan had already rushed to the inner room and glared at Cao Cao angrily, ordering him to leave,"Ming Gong, you have seen Renlu's state, right? You still don't believe me? Ren Lu went to bed very late last night and was very tired today. Ming Gong, please be kind and let him sleep peacefully.”
Cao Cao's face was still clouded with doubts. He felt that this trip would not dispel his doubts and was still worried. He lowered his head and pondered over a good plan. Jia Renlu became impatient when he saw that he was not leaving. He shouted,""I want to sleep! I want to sleep!" As he spoke, he grabbed something from the bed and threw it at Cao Cao. Cao Cao was deep in thought when he suddenly felt something flying towards him. When he raised his head, the thing had already landed on his face and covered his eyes. In the darkness, he only felt that it was something like cloth. It was also smelly and very unpleasant. He did not know what it was. He quickly reached out to take it down and saw that it was Jia Renlu's smelly socks. He cried out in his heart that he was unlucky. Covering his nose with his hand, he carefully picked up the socks and threw them far away.
He knew that if he didn't leave now, he didn't know what kind of things would fly over. He said,"" Madam…" Before he could say goodbye, Jia Renlu jumped off the bed, grabbed a small porcelain jar from the table, and threw it at Cao Cao. Cao Cao saw the ferocious momentum and dodged. The porcelain jar shattered into pieces at Cao Cao's feet.
Cao Cao frowned and turned to leave before he could say anything. As soon as he stepped out of the room, he heard a bang and something shattered behind him. He knew that he could not stay here for long, so he quickly ran and said,"Since Renlu is seriously ill, I'll visit him another day!”
Diao Chan looked at Cao Cao's back as he walked away, her heart filled with joy as she giggled. Jia Renlu called out,"Oh, the regiment commander has also run away. You can sleep now."”
From then on, the news of Jia Renlu going crazy had spread to the streets. Jia Renlu also did not stay at home obediently. He often sneaked out when Diao Chan was unprepared and begged in the streets. He was different. Other beggars wanted money to beg for food, but he didn't want anything else. He only wanted one Shadow Flame. Often in the busy city, they would shout on the street,"Is there any kind-hearted person here? Please give me a Shadow Flame!”
The passers-by on the road all knew that he was Jia Renlu, the guard of the Cao Mansion. Because he had offended Cao Cao, he had been arrested and imprisoned, driving him crazy. She sympathized with him in her heart, but she did not dare to show it on her face. Therefore, everyone ignored him. When they were annoyed by him, they would often shout at him with a pleasant expression,"Get lost!"
Every time Jia Renlu went out to beg, he was rejected by many people, and many rotten fruits and rotten eggs were smashed. What was more, a group of naughty children came up behind him to make up nursery rhymes to scold him. He also listened with a smile and did not care. Such begging had gradually become a scene on the streets. During this period, Jia Renlu had also visited all the major mansions and official aristocratic families in Xu City. Every time he smashed the door open, he would ask for the Shadow Flame from the person who came. The other party politely said to him,"No!" He unceremoniously let the dog out, scaring Jia Renlu so much that he turned around and fled, looking rather embarrassed.
This morning, Diao Chan sat in the front yard to watch him in case he went crazy again. Jia Renlu didn't say anything and just sat in the room, smiling foolishly. After a while, Jia Renlu suddenly said,""Fairy sister, I heard from the people on the street that you are my wife, right?”
Hearing this, Diao Chan walked in and nodded at him. Jia Renlu said,""Then what's your name?"
Diao Chan's tears fell without her realizing it, and she replied,""Diao Chan."
"Oh," Jia Renlu said. I need your help with something."
"Please speak, husband," said Diao Chan.
"Bring me a pen and paper," Jia Renlu said.”
Diao Chan didn't move when she heard this." Husband, I beg you. Don't run out anymore. I can't take it anymore."”
"Oh, I won't run out." Jia Renlu replied.”
Diao Chan looked at him for a long time and saw that he didn't move. She felt slightly relieved and then went to get a pen and paper and placed them on the table.
"Write a sentence for each sentence I say," Jia Renlu said."Show me when you're done."”
Diao Chan replied,"Yes." After saying that, she grinded it herself and raised her brush to write.
"Write it this way," Jia Renlu said."This lowly concubine, the Silly Diao Clan, has specially offered a piece of immeasurable jade made from Hetian Meiyu. I sincerely pray to the Supreme Immortal and the Jade Emperor for them to give my husband a Shadow Flame Staff. If you don't agree, I hope you can tell me in my dream.”
Diao Chan was crying as she wrote, but she was afraid that her tears would stain the ink on the paper, so she turned her head every time she wrote a word. A few drops of tears dripped down, and she turned around to write another word. As he wrote, he wrote slowly. Jia Renlu was getting impatient and shouted,""Are you done? Hurry up!"
Diao Chan tilted her head and cried for a while. Then, she turned around and said in one breath,"Alright."
"Bring it to me," Jia Renlu said."I don't know if what you wrote is correct."”Diao Chan slightly blew dry her handwriting and handed the note to Jia Renlu. Jia Renlu took it and carefully looked at it for a while before nodding and saying,"It's written very well. How about this, tomorrow you take a piece of immeasurable jade wall to worship Taishang Supreme and Jade Emperor at home and burn this note in front of the gods. Let the gods know my sincerity, let them show mercy and show their spirit, so that I can fulfill my long-cherished wish and get the Shadow Flame as soon as possible.”
Hearing this, two streams of tears flowed down Diao Chan's face as she replied,""Yes, sir! But hubby, we don't have the Immeasurable Jade Wall!”As soon as the words left his mouth, he immediately knew that it was inappropriate and quickly covered his ears to prevent Jia Renlu's sound wave technique from attacking again.
Jia Renlu waved his hand and said impatiently,""Find a radish and carve it!"
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Diao Chan called Jia Renlu back to his room. After lunch, she coaxed Jia Renlu to lie down and sleep. She continued to sew new clothes for him. As she thought of the sad things, tears could not stop dripping down. After two hours, Cao Cao called at the door,""Is anyone there?"
Diao Chan was afraid of waking Jia Renlu up, so she quickly ran to the front yard and said angrily,"He is already like this, what else does Ming Gong want? Still not letting go? You might as well capture the two of us and kill us together, lest you worry about us all day long.”
Outside the door, Cao Cao laughed dryly and said," Madam, you've misunderstood. Renlu's visit yesterday was strange. I was not aware of it and mistakenly thought that he was here to assassinate me. That's why this disaster happened." Now that he knew that he had gone mad, he felt guilty. Today, he came here for nothing but to visit.”
Diao Chan said," He's already asleep. We appreciate your good intentions. Please go back."”
Cao Cao said,"Since you're here, how can you not leave as soon as you see the patient? That's not polite." Since Ren Lu has fallen asleep, I will wait for him to wake up in the front hall.”
Diao Chan was about to refuse when she heard Xun Yu call out from outside the door,""I am Xun Yu, I have come with Ming Gong to visit Ren Lu. Please open the door and let us in.”
Diao Chan knew that she couldn't refuse again, so she opened the door and saw Cao Cao, Xun Yu, Xun You, and a dozen other people that Jia Renlu was familiar with standing outside. Diao Chan saw that the lineup of visitors was quite strong and did not dare to neglect. She quickly let everyone in. Everyone brought their servants with them and stood in the front yard with gifts in their hands.
Diao Chan said," I didn't know that Ming Gong was here, so I didn't prepare much. Please forgive me for my negligence. I'll go and make tea for you now."”
Cao Cao said," There's no need to trouble Madam. There's no need to make tea. We'll just wait here for Ren Lu to wake up."”
Jia Renlu sat up, opened his eyes, and shouted,""So annoying, so annoying. There's no end to it. Can't you let me sleep? Who is it?"
Diao Chan replied,"Lord Ming and the ministers have come to investigate."”
Jia Renlu was shocked and curled up into a ball.""Why is that Ming Gong here again? Are you done? I want to sleep! I want to sleep!"
Cao Cao heard Jia Renlu's voice and walked into the inner room. He smiled and said,""Renlu, I've offended you yesterday. Today, I've specially come to apologize and take a look at your condition. How are you feeling?”
"Commander, why are you here again?" Jia Renlu asked. I don't want the Shadow Flame anymore. I want to sleep now. He had to let people sleep in dungeons every day. You're not asking me to go to naxx, are you? I don't want to go today. I'll take a leave first. In any case, I can still fight without Xiao De.”
Cao Cao didn't understand a single word. He frowned and thought,""When Ji Ping came, he couldn't say why. He only said that he was crazy, but I don't know if it's true. Jia Fu, oh Jia Fu, are you really crazy? I don't believe I can't tell.”"Renlu, I don't understand what you're saying today. I want to ask if you're feeling well."”
Jia Renlu said," It can't be, right? Leader, you naxx 800 times a week. You won't understand." Did he come here to pretend to have amnesia again? Or was he really suffering from dementia? Leader, you're only in your twenties. How can you be stupid? Could it be that there is a trend of younger people getting senile? Looks like I have to be careful too. Otherwise, I will be like you one day, being in a daze and not understanding a single word you say. Sigh, sigh, sigh. Leader, let me tell you, you have to sleep more so that your body will be healthy. You have to go to work in the morning and run instance dungeons at night. You only sleep a few hours a day. This way, your body will be tired, you will be unable to take it, you will have a mental breakdown, your spirit will be weakened, and you will become mentally ill. It seems that you are not far from becoming a god, great leader. I am extremely saddened by this news and have decided to mourn for you for three minutes. After that, I will open a bottle of champagne to celebrate and write an article titled 'The World's Greatest Black-Hand God's Spirit'. Then, I will continue lying in bed…"
When the ministers outside the room heard this nonsensical nonsense, they all covered their ears with their hands. In the end, they could not resist this extremely unpleasant sound wave technique that was like the buzzing of flies. One after another, they bade farewell to Diao Chan. Some of them pleaded illness, some of them were judges, and some even said that they had gone crazy. In any case, everyone present was in line with their words and deeds. They turned around and fled.
Cao Cao was not willing to give up. He covered his ears with both hands and gritted his teeth. Finally, he could not take it anymore and cried out. He felt a splitting headache and the world was spinning. He spat out a mouthful of blood, closed his eyes, and fell to the ground. Although Diao Chan ran to the front yard, she couldn't escape the range of the sound wave technique. She only felt dozens of flies buzzing in her ears. She was annoyed and waved her hands wildly as she shouted,"Husband, stop arguing. If you continue, I'll go crazy!”
Jia Renlu stopped and replied,"Oh."”
Cao Cao woke up and slowly stood up.""Renlu, it looks like you're seriously ill. I have some high-quality tonics in my residence, but I didn't bring them with me in a hurry. I'll send them over tomorrow.”
"I want to sleep!" Jia Renlu muttered. I want to sleep, Sister Fairy, I want to sleep!”
Diao Chan had already rushed to the inner room and glared at Cao Cao angrily, ordering him to leave,"Ming Gong, you have seen Renlu's state, right? You still don't believe me? Ren Lu went to bed very late last night and was very tired today. Ming Gong, please be kind and let him sleep peacefully.”
Cao Cao's face was still clouded with doubts. He felt that this trip would not dispel his doubts and was still worried. He lowered his head and pondered over a good plan. Jia Renlu became impatient when he saw that he was not leaving. He shouted,""I want to sleep! I want to sleep!" As he spoke, he grabbed something from the bed and threw it at Cao Cao. Cao Cao was deep in thought when he suddenly felt something flying towards him. When he raised his head, the thing had already landed on his face and covered his eyes. In the darkness, he only felt that it was something like cloth. It was also smelly and very unpleasant. He did not know what it was. He quickly reached out to take it down and saw that it was Jia Renlu's smelly socks. He cried out in his heart that he was unlucky. Covering his nose with his hand, he carefully picked up the socks and threw them far away.
He knew that if he didn't leave now, he didn't know what kind of things would fly over. He said,"" Madam…" Before he could say goodbye, Jia Renlu jumped off the bed, grabbed a small porcelain jar from the table, and threw it at Cao Cao. Cao Cao saw the ferocious momentum and dodged. The porcelain jar shattered into pieces at Cao Cao's feet.
Cao Cao frowned and turned to leave before he could say anything. As soon as he stepped out of the room, he heard a bang and something shattered behind him. He knew that he could not stay here for long, so he quickly ran and said,"Since Renlu is seriously ill, I'll visit him another day!”
Diao Chan looked at Cao Cao's back as he walked away, her heart filled with joy as she giggled. Jia Renlu called out,"Oh, the regiment commander has also run away. You can sleep now."”
From then on, the news of Jia Renlu going crazy had spread to the streets. Jia Renlu also did not stay at home obediently. He often sneaked out when Diao Chan was unprepared and begged in the streets. He was different. Other beggars wanted money to beg for food, but he didn't want anything else. He only wanted one Shadow Flame. Often in the busy city, they would shout on the street,"Is there any kind-hearted person here? Please give me a Shadow Flame!”
The passers-by on the road all knew that he was Jia Renlu, the guard of the Cao Mansion. Because he had offended Cao Cao, he had been arrested and imprisoned, driving him crazy. She sympathized with him in her heart, but she did not dare to show it on her face. Therefore, everyone ignored him. When they were annoyed by him, they would often shout at him with a pleasant expression,"Get lost!"
Every time Jia Renlu went out to beg, he was rejected by many people, and many rotten fruits and rotten eggs were smashed. What was more, a group of naughty children came up behind him to make up nursery rhymes to scold him. He also listened with a smile and did not care. Such begging had gradually become a scene on the streets. During this period, Jia Renlu had also visited all the major mansions and official aristocratic families in Xu City. Every time he smashed the door open, he would ask for the Shadow Flame from the person who came. The other party politely said to him,"No!" He unceremoniously let the dog out, scaring Jia Renlu so much that he turned around and fled, looking rather embarrassed.
This morning, Diao Chan sat in the front yard to watch him in case he went crazy again. Jia Renlu didn't say anything and just sat in the room, smiling foolishly. After a while, Jia Renlu suddenly said,""Fairy sister, I heard from the people on the street that you are my wife, right?”
Hearing this, Diao Chan walked in and nodded at him. Jia Renlu said,""Then what's your name?"
Diao Chan's tears fell without her realizing it, and she replied,""Diao Chan."
"Oh," Jia Renlu said. I need your help with something."
"Please speak, husband," said Diao Chan.
"Bring me a pen and paper," Jia Renlu said.”
Diao Chan didn't move when she heard this." Husband, I beg you. Don't run out anymore. I can't take it anymore."”
"Oh, I won't run out." Jia Renlu replied.”
Diao Chan looked at him for a long time and saw that he didn't move. She felt slightly relieved and then went to get a pen and paper and placed them on the table.
"Write a sentence for each sentence I say," Jia Renlu said."Show me when you're done."”
Diao Chan replied,"Yes." After saying that, she grinded it herself and raised her brush to write.
"Write it this way," Jia Renlu said."This lowly concubine, the Silly Diao Clan, has specially offered a piece of immeasurable jade made from Hetian Meiyu. I sincerely pray to the Supreme Immortal and the Jade Emperor for them to give my husband a Shadow Flame Staff. If you don't agree, I hope you can tell me in my dream.”
Diao Chan was crying as she wrote, but she was afraid that her tears would stain the ink on the paper, so she turned her head every time she wrote a word. A few drops of tears dripped down, and she turned around to write another word. As he wrote, he wrote slowly. Jia Renlu was getting impatient and shouted,""Are you done? Hurry up!"
Diao Chan tilted her head and cried for a while. Then, she turned around and said in one breath,"Alright."
"Bring it to me," Jia Renlu said."I don't know if what you wrote is correct."”Diao Chan slightly blew dry her handwriting and handed the note to Jia Renlu. Jia Renlu took it and carefully looked at it for a while before nodding and saying,"It's written very well. How about this, tomorrow you take a piece of immeasurable jade wall to worship Taishang Supreme and Jade Emperor at home and burn this note in front of the gods. Let the gods know my sincerity, let them show mercy and show their spirit, so that I can fulfill my long-cherished wish and get the Shadow Flame as soon as possible.”
Hearing this, two streams of tears flowed down Diao Chan's face as she replied,""Yes, sir! But hubby, we don't have the Immeasurable Jade Wall!”As soon as the words left his mouth, he immediately knew that it was inappropriate and quickly covered his ears to prevent Jia Renlu's sound wave technique from attacking again.
Jia Renlu waved his hand and said impatiently,""Find a radish and carve it!"
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