Sun Wukong killed the White Bone Demon with a single blow. I scolded Zhu Bajie and punished him to shout a hundred times," I'm a stupid pig!”He even threatened him that if something like today happened again, he would wear the golden hoop on his head in the future.
Along the way, he killed a few more ignorant demons. From then on, the four of them opened up roads on every mountain, built bridges on every river, robbed thieves when they saw them, swindled and blocked the city when they entered, flirted with girls when they saw them, killed demons when they saw them, and worked together to live in that daughter…oh no, the Western Paradise. Occasionally, he would do some things to help the poor and earn a good reputation.
One day, they walked into a black pine forest." Bajie, push down the tree on the left and the ones on the right. Stupid pig, push it to the side of the road. Don't block the way."”I sat in the carriage and gave instructions.
"Master, there are a lot of trees on this road. If we keep pushing them like this, how long will it take? You'd better get off and ride your horse. After passing through this forest, we'll make another carriage for you.”Sun Wukong suggested.
"Then what about the silver in my carriage? I'll let Bajie work hard for a while. When we get to the big city, I'll exchange the silver for gold, so it'll be easier to carry.”I said.
Ever since they entered the Black Pine Forest, the originally smooth road had suddenly become rugged and bumpy. There were even some pine trees growing on the road. It seemed that no one had walked on this road for a long time.
"Boom!" I was so scared that I sat down in the car. Was it thunder? A group of lesser demons rushed out and blocked the road. The leader of the horse demons shouted,""The monks over there, are there any of you called Tang Sanzang?”
I was about to deny it when Sun Wukong jumped out and replied,""My master is Tang Sanzang. Why are you looking for him?”He pointed at me.
"Haha, I've finally waited for you." The horse demon leader was overjoyed. Tang Sanzang, my yellow-robed king invites you to his place. Come with us.”
"You can invite my master, but you have to ask if your Grandpa Sun's Jingu Staff agrees to it first." Sun Wukong smiled.”
As soon as he finished speaking, he beat the horse demon leader into meat paste with a stick, and the other small demons ran away. He shouted,"Run! The hairy face monk was amazing, he had beaten Big Brother Ma Liang to death.”
I had an idea and said to Sun Wukong,"Quickly capture them all, but don't harm their lives. I have great use for them.”
Sun Wukong agreed. He plucked off the fur and chewed it into his mouth. Then, he spat it out and transformed into countless little Sun Wukongs, capturing the group of little demons.
This group of lesser demons were all pulled in front of me and kept kowtowing. They only shouted,"Grandpa, please spare my life, please spare my life. It was all because the captain Ma Liang wanted to please the king that he offended Grandpa. It has nothing to do with us.”
I refused to listen to their explanation and asked them with a smile," Do you want to die or live?”
"You want to live, you want to live?”The little demons replied.
" If you want to live, clear the path for us. Cut down all the trees in the way and level the road. As long as there's a slight bump…" I pointed at the corpse of the horse demon leader." This is the outcome!"”
There was strength in numbers. The little demons were naturally diligent in order to survive. In less than an hour, they had finished tidying up the road. He was afraid of bumping me, so the little demon carried the carriage and walked.
I sat in the carriage and reprimanded," Look at you guys. Only when the roads are tidied up will there be more people passing by. Only then will there be more people eating. You guys don't even understand the principle of raising chickens and laying eggs. You're really stupid. Even if you're a demon, you have to have a demon's way!"”The lesser demons naturally agreed.
Not long after, I left the forest. I originally wanted to eradicate the weeds and kill all the small demons. However, Sun Wukong firmly disagreed. He felt that going back on his word would damage our reputation, so I didn't force him.
"What is that yellow-robed king of yours?" I asked the little demon. Where do you live?"
"Our yellow-robed king lives in a golden pagoda in the south. As for what kind of monster he is, we don't know." She only knew that he had come here thirteen years ago and had even captured the third princess of the Bao Xiang Kingdom to be his wife.”
"Golden Pagoda! Third Princess!" My eyes lit up. After thinking for a while, I had a plan. I waved my hand and let the little demon go.
After a few days, they arrived at a big city. The words on the door were crooked, probably ancient characters. I asked the soldiers guarding the city,'My lord, I know the words on your city gate, but I don't know what they mean? Sir, please explain.
That person was originally a soldier with no rank or position. When he saw me call him Lord, he was very proud and said casually,'Treasure Elephant Country! Monk, what do you want?
" I am Tang Sanzang from the Tang Empire of the East, who went to the Pure Land of Bliss in the West to seek the true scriptures. I passed by your precious land and have something to ask for your king. Please introduce me.‘As I spoke, I grabbed the soldier's hand and stuffed two pieces of silver into his hand.
Don't think that I'm that generous. My money was also painstakingly robbed and won. I'll get double the amount back from their king later.
However, Zhu Bajie said something that almost angered me to death.'Master, I remember that we have a clearance disc in our bag. No one will dare to stop us if we take it to see the king!‘
'Damn, stupid pig, why didn't you say so earlier? The twenty taels of silver just now will be deducted from your food expenses!‘I said angrily.
Not long after, the Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Yellow Gate of Baoxiang Kingdom stumbled over to welcome him."I didn't know that the eminent monk of the Tang Empire had arrived. I didn't welcome you. Please forgive me."
'I don't dare to trouble you, sir. This is This Penniless Monk's clearance document, please check it.‘I handed over the clearance disc that Monk Sand had found.
That yellow door memorialist didn't dare to check. He only took a glance and returned it to me with both hands.‘This humble official will report to the King and receive the eminent monk immediately.
The treacherous looking Huang Clan's memorial officer quietly pulled me to the side,'Eminence, recently, there have been occasional conflicts between my Baoxiang Kingdom and the Great Tang's border. For this, the king scolded me and almost dismissed me. The eminent monk is the younger brother of the Tang Emperor. Please write a letter to the Tang Emperor to spare our two families from war. I will ask the king to cede land and pay compensation to the two countries for ten thousand years. Please accept this small gift.‘As he spoke, he stuffed a bag of items into my hand. I opened it to take a look. Ah! We're rich! Diamonds, agates, pearls, and jadeite.
Take money from others and help them eliminate disasters. I patted my chest and said,'No problem. I will definitely contribute to the friendship between the two countries for such a small matter.‘Of course I'm willing to do it, but our Tang Dynasty won't suffer any losses. However, I'm also very proud. As a person from the most powerful country in the world, I actually received such treatment when I went to the enemy country. Awesome!
Since he was an eminent monk of the Tang Empire, the welcoming ceremony was naturally grand. It was just that I forgot to ask Sun Wukong to transform before entering the city, scaring all the girls away. Otherwise, they would have been mesmerized to death.
Seeing the King of Baoxiang, f * ck! He was an old man in his sixties or seventies.
'Eminence, what brings you to my country?‘The old king asked.
'This poor monk was ordered by the Tang King to go to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. I'm on my way to your country and have specially come to change the clearance disc.‘I emphasized the word 'poor' when I spoke.
With the Great Tang's hundred thousand soldiers stationed at the border, this old man naturally wouldn't dare to make things difficult for me and immediately gave me a stamp to pass.‘Is there anything else, eminent monk? If there's nothing else, our country will hold a banquet to entertain eminent monks.‘The old king said.
'This Penniless Monk also has one more thing. This Penniless Monk encountered a group of demons on the way to a black pine forest. Fortunately, this Penniless Monk's disciple had some tricks up his sleeve and subdued the demons. He learned from the demons about the whereabouts of your country's Third Princess and came to inform His Majesty.‘I replied respectfully.
'What? My third daughter! Where is she? The old king jumped up. F * ck, I only know now that there are people who are taller sitting than standing.
'In a golden pagoda south of the Black Pine Forest, she was captured by the yellow-robed old demon of the golden pagoda to be the lady of the pagoda.‘I said.
'Golden Tower! It's a tower made of gold! Why does the old man look so familiar? It can't be what I'm thinking, right?
" Your Majesty, it doesn't matter whether the tower is made of gold or not. The key is your Third Princess.‘I reminded the old man,"That yellow robed old demon is very powerful. If Your Majesty wants to find the third princess, you have to send more people."‘
The old king said,"Dear ministers, who is willing to lead the army to find my third princess?"‘
The generals and ministers were all dumbstruck and no one responded.
The old king said angrily," You guys usually eat and drink from me. Now that I need you guys, are you mute again?"”
The generals remained silent. I saw that the fire was ready, so I said,"Your Majesty, I recommend three people who can be saved."
Third Princess, exterminate the yellow-robed old demon."
The old king was overjoyed." May I know who the eminent monk is recommending?”
"They are my three disciples. They are all gods from the heavens and have the ability to overturn mountains and smash seas.”I said. "Then hurry up and invite the three of you." the old man said.
F * ck, you want to see them? I think you're already in your seventies or eighties. It would be strange if I didn't scare you to the point of having a heart attack. It doesn't matter if you die, then who should I ask for money from?
Sure enough, Sun Wukong and the others almost scared the old king to the point of incontinent. After a long while, the old king said in a trembling voice,"Master's disciple is indeed powerful. Just his appearance can scare people to death. Please go and exterminate the yellow-robed old demon.”
I approached the old king." Your Majesty, it's fine if you want my disciple to go, but after it's done, how will Your Majesty thank This Penniless Monk?”
"I will send someone to move the Golden Tower back. How about we split it in half?”The old king was very cunning, using other people's things to do favors.
Of course I wouldn't do that." The Golden Tower is all mine! And I want half of the treasure elephant country's treasury!”I'm asking for an exorbitant price.
The old king was shocked and did not speak for a long time. "If Your Majesty doesn't agree, this penniless monk will leave immediately and ignore the yellow-robed old demon!”I threatened the old king," Also, I have to report to my brother that I was neglected in Baoxiang Kingdom and ask him to help me vent my anger!”
The old king made up his mind." Alright, deal."”
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