"What do you mean by planning something? What did it mean to win a battle thousands of miles away? Was this sentence tailor-made for me? I only needed to use my brain a little bit to turn a thousand or eight hundred demons into ashes in an instant.”I sat in the carriage and boasted.
"Master, you've said this a hundred times today.”Zhu Bajie said as he led the horse in front.
"Stupid fat pig, I think you're jealous of your master's wisdom. How could you come up with such a brilliant plan?”I cursed Zhu Bajie.
"Tang Sanzang, return my treasure, return my treasure.”An old Taoist came out from the roadside and stopped my carriage.
I took a look first and immediately cursed," Grand Supreme Elder Niu Nose, what have you done? You didn't supervise it properly and let the demon magic weapon deal with Sun Wukong. Now, you want to eat my flesh. I haven't even settled the score with you yet, and you still have the face to ask for the magic weapon?”
Sun Wukong also scolded,"Bull nose, my master was merciful enough to help you clean up your sect, and you still dare to blame him?"”
Grand Supreme Elder said embarrassedly," It's none of my business. I also have my difficulties. It's just that you guys are too…My two Dao children and four magic treasures were all buried alive by you guys."”
I was furious. I jumped down from the carriage and pointed at Taishang Laojun's nose." Your subordinates came to harm me. You're right." You still have difficulties? Do you believe that I'll expose all the good things you've done?”
The Grand Supreme Elderly Lord panicked and quickly put on a smiling face." Great Sage, Holy Monk, listen to my explanation. Those two Taoist children were borrowed from me by Guan Yin Bodhisattva. Guan Yin made them become demons and helped Guan Yin Bodhisattva manage all the Guan Yin nunnery, temples, temples, and Guan Yin Buddha statues in the human world. I had no choice. Guanyin borrowed five magic weapons from me to give to the two Taoist children to strengthen them. The Great Sage and the Holy Monk also knew that I was not as popular as Guanyin Bodhisattva in the Heaven Realm.”
"This Bodhisattva is so unreasonable. He wants me to protect my master while he travels westward, but he's also getting people to stop him." She deserves to be without a husband for the rest of her life!"
Oh no, how did I get involved with Guanyin's penis? This time, her impression of me must have changed. I thought to myself, although I don't have much hope for Guanyin's penis, I still don't want to leave a bad impression on her.
The Grand Supreme Elder used the divine technique to transmit his voice to me again," If those two Dao children die, then so be it. Anyway, they have already been completely bribed by the Buddha Realm. You are also eliminating the traitors of the Immortal Realm. I have to remind you that I don't care if you kill them. Guan Yin Bodhisattva will definitely come to find trouble with you. You have to be prepared.”
Taishang Laojun went to dig out his magic weapon. I have been thinking about how to deal with Guanyin's questioning. Unknowingly, it was already noon.
"Master, it's time for lunch. What are we having for lunch today? "Please tell me, Master," asked Friar Sand.
I waved my hand." Just like yesterday, make fewer dishes. Fifty roasted quails, ten beggar's chicken, and a pot of venison soup. Bajie, fly to the town to buy some wine. We've finished drinking.”
Zhu Bajie replied and left on a cloud.
Before the food was even hot, Zhu Bajie rushed back. When I saw that Zhu Bajie was empty-handed, I opened my mouth and scolded,"Stupid pig, where's the wine?"
Zhu Bajie pointed to the sky." Master, Guan Yin Bodhisattva is here."”
F * ck, so what if the Guanyin JJ is here? I have a reason for this, but Sun Wukong reminded me when I saw Guanyin again. "Master, your saliva is on your clothes again.”
Guanyin's expression was extremely ugly,"Tang Sanzang, you are so bold, do you know your sins?"”Guanyin was angry and even more charming. I stared blankly at her face, momentarily forgetting to answer her.
Seeing that I didn't answer her, Guanyin became even angrier."Tang Sanzang, are you deaf?" Do you know your sin?"
Only then did I react." Bodhisattva, what crime have I committed?”I said confidently.
"You don't know what crime you have committed? Alright, I'll tell you now. If you are not solemn in front of women, you will violate the rules of lust. To take other people's property at will is to violate the precepts of theft; To speak without keeping one's word is to violate the precepts of deception. Killing thousands of lives in one plot is a crime of murder; You've violated most of the Five Meat and Three Loathing Precepts, and you still say you haven't violated the precepts?”Guanyin said indignantly.
"Bodhisattva, you're wrong. Although it's true that my master broke the precepts, there's a source for it in the Buddhist scriptures. However, what precepts did Bodhisattva send demons in the human world to eat my master? Bodhisattva, please protect me. People say that women's hearts are the most poisonous, and today it seems that it's true! No wonder Bodhisattva could never get married." Sun Wukong answered for me.
Guanyin glanced at him and chanted silently. Sun Wukong's ears turned red, his face reddened, his eyes swelled, and his body went numb. He shouted," Headache! My head hurts!"
I immediately understood that this was the Golden Hoop Incantation! "Bodhisattva," he hurriedly said,"this lowly disciple is rude and has offended you. I will discipline him strictly." I hope Bodhisattva will forgive him and stop chanting the Golden Hoop Incantation.”
Guanyin ignored me and continued to chant the Golden Hoop Incantation, which made Sun Wukong jump up and down in pain. His head was like a gourd.
I saw that Sun Wukong was really in pain. I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet. I'm going all out! She pounced forward and hugged Guanyin's penis, then used her mouth to block Guanyin's little mouth. Guanyin probably never dreamed that I would dare to do this. For a moment, he was caught off guard. His small mouth was tightly blocked by me, and the Golden Hoop Incantation was interrupted. Sun Wukong's headache was immediately relieved. Everyone was stunned by my actions.
I only just reacted. It's over. I actually dared to offend Guan Yin Bodhisattva. I'm really dead this time. No one can save me! However, it was worth it to kiss such a fragrant mouth. Anyway, he had kissed her, so he had to get more! Thinking of this, I simply stuck my tongue into Guanyin's mouth.
Guanyin pushed me away and gave me a slap on the face. It made me dizzy and there was a five-finger mark on my face. Guanyin's face was red and she was panting as she glared at me.
After a while, the Guanyin penis finally calmed down. "Tang Sanzang, I'm going to kill you!"”
Sun Wukong quickly stopped me," Bodhisattva, Master offended Bodhisattva in order to save me. Please forgive Master's unintentional mistake. Wukong is willing to take the blame for Master."”
I pushed Sun Wukong away and said," Guanyin Bodhisattva, I will take responsibility for my actions. I have offended you, Bodhisattva. If you want to beat me or kill me, come at me. However, after you kill me, please remove the golden hoop for Wukong and let him go back to Huaguo Mountain." Bajie and Wujing, please let them go home.”
I said to Zhu Bajie and Monk Sand sadly,"Bajie, after Master dies, you should take more of the Li. You have a family. Wujing, Master has let you down. Originally, Master said that as long as Master has a home, it is your home. Go to the Huaguo Mountain or the Gaolao Village with Wukong. They treat you as a brother and will also be your home. Wukong, I'll have to trouble you to take revenge on your junior brother, the little white dragon.”
Zhu Bajie and Friar Sand burst into tears. Friar Sand kowtowed to Guanyin while crying." Bodhisattva, please let Master go. Sha Wujing is willing to atone for Master."”Zhu Bajie also knelt down and begged for mercy on my behalf.
Guanyin JJ saw that Zhu Bajie and the others were crying, but they had lost their hands and feet. However, their faces became even redder. Suddenly, they stomped their feet and flew away.
"Tang Sanzang, from now on, if you encounter any danger, don't come looking for me. From now on, I won't care about the matter of obtaining scriptures."”
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