Zhu Bajie didn't come back for the whole night, so I couldn't help but feel a little anxious, fearing that he would be plotted against. Fortunately, Monk Sand explained to me,"Master, don't worry. Although Second Senior Brother is lazy, he is definitely not stupid. Moreover, he usually holds back his strength. I reckon that he rarely makes a trip to the Heavenly Palace, so he probably went to see Chang'e in the moon.”
When I heard that, I cursed," Damn fat pig, that guy who values sex over his teacher. His teacher is injured, and he still has time to look at beautiful women. He even dares to seduce beautiful women that his teacher has not seen before. Monk Sand, write a letter to Gao Cuilan of Gao Laozhuang. Tell her that her man is going to meet his old lover!" Go quickly."
There was no use in scolding him. Zhu Bajie only came back at dawn. I endured the pain in my back and went up to give him a kick." Stupid fat pig, isn't Sister Chang'e pretty? Needless to say, it must be beautiful or you wouldn't have been gone for so long.”
" Master," Zhu Bajie said, feeling wronged," I didn't dare to go see Chang'e. It's just that I met the Jade Emperor's daughter, Princess Zhinu, in Tushita Palace. She kept pestering me and insisted on asking about you." If I don't tell you, you won't let me go. I don't have time to see Chang'e.”He paused for a moment before saying," Master, I didn't know that you and Princess Vega also had a skill.”
I wonder, who is the Weaver Girl? I've never seen her before. Isn't she pretty? If it was a beautiful woman, I definitely wouldn't forget. It's most likely a dinosaur. It's better to avoid getting involved.
Therefore, I stopped asking Zhu Bajie and ordered him to give the Soul Returning Pill to the King of Wuji. Taishang Laojun's pill was indeed effective. In less than fifteen minutes, the king was revived. The first thing the king did when he woke up was to kneel down and kowtow to me."Thank you for saving my life, Holy Monk!"
I casually accepted his bow. F * ck, for you, I almost lost my life. In the future, if you dare to miss out on anything you promised me, I will turn you into a ghost!
At this moment, the fat monk's voice came from outside the door." Holy Monk, the Treasure Altar has been placed in front of Guan Yin Bodhisattva for a night. May I ask if you can open the altar?"”
I almost forgot about this. First, I whispered to Sun Wukong,"Wukong, go to the main hall and use the Golden Touch to turn that stone into gold. I'll think of a way to pluck out the feathers of this miser.”Then, he loudly said to the door," Please wait a moment, Master Host. I'll go with you to open the altar."”
"Hey, old man, what kind of king are you? Always bullying Taoist priests? Raise the monk?" I asked the King of Wuji.
"Holy Monk, you've wronged me. I wasn't the one who did this, it was the fake king. I used to respect both Buddhism and Taoism, but ever since the fake king usurped the throne, he has been suppressing Taoism and promoting Buddhism.”The king said.
I thought about it and said," In the future, you must not bully Taoist priests, and you must not raise monks too high. Look at this temple. I noticed that the temple property alone has thousands of acres of land.”
"Yes, yes, this lowly one respects your orders." The king thought to himself, Aren't you a monk? How could he speak up for the Taoist priest? However, he still agreed.
I swaggered into the main hall, and the fat monk Hai Sheng carefully followed behind me. The main hall was already filled with monks and Daoists, all of whom were here to see the Treasure Gathering Altar. The fat monk Hai Sheng explained to everyone that someone wanted to steal the treasure altar last night, but failed to do so. That was why he hurt me. I saw Sun Wukong among the monks nod at me, indicating that the matter was settled.
I walked over to the altar and suddenly had a crazy idea. He turned to the fat monk Hai Sheng and said,"Look carefully. When you open the seal, you have to recite an incantation. Only then will the treasure altar take effect."”
"Please demonstrate." The fat monk Hai Sheng thought to himself, No wonder I opened it five times last night and saw that it was full of stones. It turned out that I had to chant a spell.”
I pressed my sacred hand on the seal and shouted,"Sister Guan Yin, I've loved you for 10,000 years!”At the same time, the seal was opened, revealing a jar full of gold. Everyone exclaimed.
The fat monk could no longer maintain his image as an eminent monk. He climbed onto the offering table, grabbed a piece of gold, and examined it carefully. Then, he placed it in his mouth and nibbled on it. His small eyes were already four times bigger!
"It's gold, it's real gold! Guan Yin Bodhisattva is truly spiritual!" The fat monk let out a crazy howl.
"Master Abbot, the treasure altar has already appeared. Consider this jar of gold as my small contribution to your temple. I'm going to take the treasure altar on my way."
The fat monk hugged the treasure altar tightly. "Esteemed monk, are you willing to give up the Treasure Gathering Altar?”
I pretended to be shocked. No! This is a gift from Guan Yin Bodhisattva. How can I dare to transfer it? Guan Yin Bodhisattva will blame me.”
The fat monk Hai Sheng winked at the monks. For a moment, I thought he was going to rob them, but a few fat monks came out and chased the rest of the monks out of the hall. Sun Wukong and the others were naturally unwilling to go out, and the fat monk did not dare to force them out.
The fat monk Hai Sheng and the other monks all left the hall. With a plop, he led the other fat monks to kneel down." Holy Monk, as long as you transfer the precious altar, I'm willing to give all the treasures of the Precious Forest Temple to you. I beg the holy monk to be merciful and transfer the altar.”After saying that, they cried and kowtowed.
I pretended to be angry." Master Abbot, I have already said that this is a gift from Bodhisattva. I dare not transfer it. Besides, I have this treasure altar. Gold, silver, and wealth can be obtained at any time. Why would I want your temple?”
I pretended to decline repeatedly, but the fat monk naturally pestered me endlessly, insisting on buying the treasure altar. In the end, Zhu Bajie came out to smooth things over.'Master, you can give it to the master. At most, you can ask Guanyin Bodhisattva for another one in the future!”
The fat monk Hai Sheng grabbed the living head and said," Yes, yes. Guan Yin Bodhisattva is very fond of the holy monk. If the holy monk wants another one, the Bodhisattva will naturally give it to him." After this poor monk obtains the altar, I will also bring my disciples to travel around to relieve the poor and spread the compassion of Guan Yin Bodhisattva to the world!”
"Alright, I'll exchange it for you. Next time, I'll ask Guan Yin Bodhisattva for one.”I looked like I had made up my mind.
The fat monk Hai Sheng was overjoyed. Afraid that I would go back on my word, he took off his cassock, bit his finger, and wrote on the cassock," The abbot of Baochi Temple, Hai Sheng, has replaced the Treasure Forest Temple and its temple property with the treasure altar of Tang Sanzang, a monk. This is the evidence. Both parties are not allowed to go back on their word."”
The fat monk Hai Sheng wrote," Holy Monk, please sign.”Pass me the contract and the temple's deed of origin.
F * ck, how could I write ancient characters? I grabbed the fat monk Hai Sheng's bitten finger and pressed it on the kasaya with my thumb stained with blood. Then, I handed the title deed to Sun Wukong.
The fat monk Hai Sheng brought a few fat monks to wrap up the treasure altar and left happily. I called the monks outside the hall in," Follow me from now on, I won't treat you badly."
"Yes, greet the new host!" The monks bowed to me.
" Those in charge of the accounts, report the temple property first." I have to figure out how many things there are in the temple first.
"Reporting to the new abbot, the Treasure Forest Temple has a main hall and four side halls. There are 110 monks, 281 Taoists, 413 houses of various sizes, a garden, and a pond covering an area of 100 mu. The temple produces 1,260 mu of paddy fields, 852 mu of dry fields, and 51,000 catties of grain. Gold, silver and silk are controlled by Haisheng, and we don't know how much.”A monk in charge of the temple answered.
I opened my mouth wide. We're rich! There were so many! The sea really knows how to scrape! "Very good. Pass down the order. Everyone at the banquet today, look at your yellow skin and thin flesh. You must have not eaten for a long time, right? Also, give each person ten taels of silver to add some clothes.”
Everyone cheered and flattered. I also asked the Taoist priests to kill the pigs and sheep because the Taoist priests did not avoid meat and fish. As for whether the monks ate it or not, I did not care. However, there is one person who definitely doesn't eat pork. I think everyone should know who it is.
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