I picked up the Seven Stars Sword. This sword was too dangerous. It could even hurt the Jingu Staff, the Nine-Toothed Rake, and the Sand Monk's Treasure Staff. It didn't even have a gap. It was really dangerous to carry it with me. He couldn't keep it in his body like the Immortal Slaying Sword, so he had to think of a way to deal with it. It would be a pity to sell it.
After the time it takes to burn half an incense stick, I naturally had to urge the Wuji Kingdom's King to pay the reward. Sun Wukong and the others returned to the throne room. The demon was tied up tightly and carried by Zhu Bajie and Monk Sand. His face was swollen and he must have suffered a lot.
"Master, I've caught the monster.”Zhu Bajie snatched the credit first and then threw the monster heavily on the ground like a sack.
I nodded,'Very well, you've worked hard, Wukong, can you recognize what kind of demon it is?‘
"No, I still can't recognize him. I think he's probably a demon from the lower realm, or he won't be able to escape my Fiery Golden Eyes.”Wukong said.
I squatted in front of the monster: "Tell me, what kind of monster are you?" Why did he want to snatch the throne of Wuji Kingdom? And why do you want to respect Buddha and demote Dao?"
The demon snorted coldly and ignored me. The real king rushed over and kicked the demon's head a few times." Demon, you stole my kingdom and raped my harem. I'm going to kill you!" To vent the hatred in my heart!"
"Your Majesty, it's true that he seized your kingdom, but I'm afraid he's powerless to do anything about promiscuity in the harem." I just checked, this monster was castrated!”
Everyone burst into laughter, and the demon's face turned from red to white, from white to green. I laughed enough." Hey, monster, you don't have to answer my question. However, I'll get someone to take off your pants and carry you out for an exhibition. I'll charge ten wen per person for the viewing fee. I can still earn quite a lot of money.”After I finished speaking, I waved my hand and a few imperial guards came up to take off the demon's pants.
The demon was furious and tried to break the rope. It was unknown where Sun Wukong got the rope from, but it was extremely strong. The demon's struggle was useless. In addition, Zhu Bajie kicked the demon's head a few times. The demon had no choice but to shout,"Stop, I'll talk!"
I stopped the guard." Alright, tell me the truth."”He pulled over a chair and sat down with his legs crossed. A palace maid had already served him tea.
The demon roared,"I was originally the mount of Manjushri in the Western Buddhist Realm. I came to seize the throne of Wuji Kingdom under Manjushri's orders."”
When I heard this, I thought,'Good heavens, you have a very powerful background.'" Why did Manjusri want you to take the throne of Wuji?”
"Because most of the people in Wuji Country believe in Taoism, it makes it difficult for our Buddhist Realm to prosper in Wuji Country. Also…Tang Sanzang, quickly ask them to let me go, or my master will not let you off!”That demon dared to threaten me.
I didn't buy it and smashed the teacup in my hand on the monster's head. "F * ck, you're threatening me. Do you believe that I'll make you beg for death?”
Sun Wukong was also furious." F * ck, what kind of bird is Manjusri? When Old Sun caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, he hid in his nest and did not even dare to let out a fart! Old Sun wanted to see what he, Wen Shu, dared to do to my master.”
Zhu Bajie also jumped out." F * ck, Old Pig's rake was also destroyed by you. Pay with your life."”
"Master, two senior brothers, although we successfully subdued the demons this time, we lost second senior brother's rake and my treasured staff. Also, I've learned a bit along the way. In the three years since this demon usurped the throne, Wuji Country has been plagued by natural and man-made disasters. There have been frequent locust plagues in Hongnao, and a large number of land has been annexed by the temples. The losses of the people are even greater. It can be said that the people are in dire straits. Master, you have the most ideas. Think of a way to make Wen Shu take responsibility and compensate for our weapons and the loss of Wuji's people.”Those who approach vermilion are red, and those who enter ink are black. Monk Sand, this honest man, has also become bad when he is with me.
Wuji's monarch and minister naturally agreed in unison. Zhu Bajie was even more supportive. Sun Wukong expressed that he wanted to collect some interest. I also felt that it was a very good suggestion. Sometimes, Monk Sand's brain was also very useful.
There are many ways. At present, I have a ready-made hostage. As long as I bring a message to Wen Shu, his mount is in my hands. I'm not afraid that Wen Shu will not give in. I could only think of ways to get more benefits from Wen Shu, such as extorting some gold and silver treasures, getting me a few beauties, and getting Wen Shu to deal with Erlang Shen for me. When I think of Erlang Shen, my hair stands on end. With such a dangerous enemy hiding in the dark, it really makes me sleepless! There was also the Grand Supreme Elder. If he could grab hold of Wen Shu's weakness, he should be able to help them.
I frowned and walked back and forth in the throne room of Wuji Kingdom. Zhu Bajie saw that I was troubled." Master, we have the Green Lion in our hands. We should be able to use him to threaten Manjusri, right?”
I shook my head." It's not that simple. Besides, I don't want to let this monster go easily.”
After thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with a clue, and his stomach began to protest. "Your Majesty, we're hungry. Send some good wine and food over for a meal first, and prepare my reward at the same time.”I said to the real king.
The real king quickly arranged a banquet and invited us to the banquet. He was afraid that the Green-haired Lion would take the opportunity to escape, so Zhu Bajie and Monk Sand carried the Green-haired Lion to our banquet and personally guarded it. He had almost forgotten about the fat monk. The real king hated him for colluding with the green-haired lion. After beating him up, he was expelled from the country and would never be able to return.
During the meal, the real king came to me shyly." Holy Monk, please forgive me for one thing. I can't gather the reward I promised you.”
I glared at him." What? You want to renege on your debt?" "No, I can't! No! I just want to ask the holy monk to give me some time to pay in installments.”"No, I don't believe that such a big country can't even raise such a small amount of money.”
The real king said with a bitter face," Holy Monk, you may not know this. If it was my treasury three years ago, it would be easy to pay you this amount of money." Just now, I checked the national treasury. I don't know where most of the silver in the national treasury has been taken by this demon. If you don't believe me, this is the account of the national treasury. Please take a look.”After saying that, he respectfully handed me a thick account book.
F * ck. I don't even know ancient Chinese characters, how am I supposed to read them? However, he had to pretend. He took it and flipped through it. "Tell me, where did you take the money?”I asked the green-furred lion tied in front of the table.
The green-furred lion rolled its eyes." Of course, it's to show respect to its master. If you have the ability, you can ask him for it.”
F * ck, I'm giving it to the old monk Manjushri. Wait…”I shouted. I suddenly thought of a wonderful, great, honest, and righteous method!
Everyone was shocked by me, and Zhu Bajie was so scared that a chicken leg stuck to his neck and he only spat it out after a long time. I laughed out loud." That's wonderful. Only a genius like me can think of such a good idea!”
Zhu Bajie coughed as he asked me. "Master, cough, do you have any good ideas?”
"The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed!" I said mysteriously.
Then, he called the real king and ordered him to do so. He also called over Monk Sand and ordered him to do this and that. Finally, he said to Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie,""Bajie, go to Manjushri's lair and ask him to come and get his mount. Wukong, after Manjushri came, you did this…"
Zhu Bajie wanted to be lazy and didn't want to go to Manjushri's house. I took out a few cat's eye gems from the down payment paid by the real king. Zhu Bajie immediately ran away quickly. I've already agreed to the king of Wuji to pay in installments. Of course, there will be interest.
Originally, I wanted to call a few beautiful palace maids over to serve her, but considering that the owner of the willow leaf was very likely nearby, I gave up on this idea. I pretended to run to the Buddha statue of the owner of the willow leaf and read the Guanyin Sutra. He would sigh and sigh from time to time, staring blankly at the Buddha statue of the willow leaf owner.
At dinner time, Zhu Bajie returned with an old monk. The old monk had a kind face and looked like an honest elder. If I didn't know that he sent his subordinates to the lower realm to become demons and plunder the people's wealth, I would really have been hostile to him.
The green-furred lion was overjoyed when it saw the old monk." Master, save me!”But the old monk ignored him.
The old monk, Manjushri, smiled and put his palms together in greeting." Holy monk, you're so free. You're studying the Guanyin Sutra!"”
I also clasped my hands and returned the greeting." Yes, this little monk loves to read the Guanyin Sutra. "In my opinion, Guan Yin Bodhisattva is the most merciful one among all the Bodhisattvas in the Heaven Realm. As for the others…" I glanced at the green-haired lion tied to the ground.
Anger flashed in the old monk's eyes, but it was fleeting. "The holy monk is too extreme. The gods and Bodhisattvas of the Heaven Realm are all extremely kind. Of course, there are also some loose immortals who come down to cause trouble. For example, my mount, the green-haired lion, was bewitched by some loose immortals and wild immortals, which is why it came down to the mortal realm.”
tmd! It was clearly sent by you, the old monk, but you pushed the sh * t basin on the Taoist priest's head. Taoist priests really can't get along in heaven! "Bodhisattva's words are wrong. Did Bodhisattva order this green-furred lion to confess?”I told the old monk.
"No! No! How could a little god dare to do such a thing that would harm the heavens and reason? Buddha would punish him.”The old monk's face turned red.
Sun Wukong grabbed the old monk's collar and said," No! Then what is this?" He showed the Wuji Kingdom's treasury account book in his hand and said," It's clearly recorded on the top. This demon sent all the Wuji Kingdom's treasury and the people's fat and grease that he had collected over the past three years to your lair! Let's go! Follow Old Sun to the Jade Emperor and Buddha to fight the lawsuit.”
The old monk was anxious." Great Sage, please calm down. Great Sage, please calm down and listen to me."”
"Hurry up and say it. If you don't make sense, Old Sun won't let you off!”Sun Wukong's acting skills were not bad.
"Holy Monk, Great Sage, you don't know!”The old monk paused for a moment and waved his hand to cast a spell, probably to soundproof this room from the outside world. "We Bodhisattvas look impressive on the surface, but what about our backs? The Thunder Sound Monastery's Supreme Divinities and the 800 Buddhas in the Heaven Realm are all above me. None of them are easy to deal with. They ask for help when they reach out their hands. The offerings I enjoy in the lower realm for a year are not even enough to fill the gaps between their teeth. Marshal Canopy and the Curtain General, you know that you two committed crimes in the past. The crimes can be big or small. If it was other immortals who committed crimes, they would usually be filial and would be punished with just a few words. But you don't understand the rules of the Heaven Realm, so you're guilty. Wasn't it fair that they were all demoted to the mortal world? Our Bodhisattva can't guarantee that we won't fall into their hands in the future, so…we can only try to find another way to make money. I admit that I sent the Green-haired Lion to the lower realm to collect money for me, but more than half of the gold and silver I received were given to Ananda and Kasyapa. The two of them are the favorite people of Buddha. I can't stand it if they make up some stories about me! I dare to bet that among all the gods and Buddhas in the Heaven Realm, only Guan Yin Bodhisattva doesn't give them gifts.”The old monk poured out his bitterness.
After listening, we didn't speak for a long time. He didn't expect the Heaven Realm to be darker than the human world! And dirty! I remember that there is still Zhenguan rule in the human world, and the common people are still passable. The entire Heaven Realm was rotten. No wonder Taishang Laojun and Zhenyuanzi wanted to rebel.
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