"Master, you better tell me. God, what happened between you and the Seventh Princess in the cave? Why is the Seventh Princess in such a hurry to marry you right after we rescued you? How did the blood on the Seventh Princess's underwear come about?
What happened?" Zhu Bajie's face was full of smiles, looking indescribably wretched.
"Ah! The weather is really good today!" I looked up at the sky and gave a heartfelt praise.
"Master, you've already said the weather three hundred times today.”Sun Wukong reminded me," Aren't you sick of it?”
"You guys have asked me 300 times!"
……
"Eldest Senior Brother, no wonder Master had arranged so many wives for us in the past, but none of them were engaged. It turns out that Master likes little girls. Do you think Master is the so-called so-and-so?”
Friar Sand asked Sun Wukong in a low voice.
"Paedophile!" Zhu Bajie added for Monk Sand.
"Yes, yes." Sun Wukong nodded repeatedly.
"Don't whisper so loudly. I heard everything.”I sat weakly in the carriage." I've said it a few times. Nothing happened between me and that little thumbpin. Don't."
It was a wild guess. To think that I am handsome, tall, unparalleled, handsome, young, rich, brave, heroic, righteous, unparalleled, immortal, eternal, eternal, affectionate, and righteous.
Courageous, cool and handsome, honest and trustworthy, elegant, noble temperament, beautiful Pan An, smart Kong Ming, brave than Zilong, Yi Chao Guan Yu, Qiao Yue Lu Ban, talented, romantic, honest
A person who makes love, makes women go crazy, and is envied by men (more than 50,000 words are omitted below)... is a paedophile?”
"Yes!" Sun Wukong and the others answered firmly.
……
"Waiter, please serve us good wine and dishes, but not pork.”Zhu Bajie still refused to let me go in the restaurant. He whispered to Sun Wukong,"Senior Brother, you have a wide network of people. These few days, Master has always been stiff.
He was in a bad mood because the Seventh Princess had left. Do you think there's a family of immortals in the sky that has a daughter suitable for Master? We're making arrangements for Master as a form of filial piety.”
"Second Junior Brother's words make sense, let me think…"
I was so angry that I couldn't stop. These guys were not done yet. "Good disciple, you actually think so much for me. I really have to thank you.”
"Master is too polite. This is what disciples should do. However, if the master wanted to reward the disciple, it would be impolite for the disciple to refuse.”Zhu Bajie said expectantly.
I thought to myself, I'm afraid you can't afford it." Waiter, give us a plate of stir-fried pork liver for my fat disciple to eat.”
"Alright, a plate of stir-fried pork liver.”
"Wait." I ignored Zhu Bajie's pale face." Waiter, the stir-fried pig liver we want is not ordinary. We want a hundred live pigs to get their livers. We'll use a fingernail-sized piece from the tip of each liver."
Stir-fry."
The waiter and Zhu Bajie opened their mouths wide." Sir, this is very expensive!”
"Is it enough?" I threw two pieces of gold on the table and said to Sun Wukong and Friar Sand,""Good disciple, do you want Master to order a dish for you too? For example, a monkey brain or something."
"No, no! How could Master be a pedophile? It's all Bajie's fault for slandering Master. We firmly oppose his unfilial behavior.”
……
"Eat! This is Master's way of thanking you. You must finish it!”I pushed the plate of expensive fried pork liver in front of Zhu Bajie. Zhu Bajie had a bitter face and did not speak.
At this moment, a group of Taoist priests entered the restaurant and surrounded us. "Monk, where did you come from?" a Taoist priest asked us.
"Then what does it have to do with you?" Zhu Bajie was in a bad mood and answered first.
I stopped Zhu Bajie's provocation. These are the disciples of Taishang Laojun and Zhenyuanzi. There is no need to have a conflict. "This poor monk is Tang Sanzang, who went to the Western Paradise Pure Land to seek the true scriptures from the Tang of the East.
I passed by your precious land. May I know what advice you have?"
I didn't expect that my pleasant expression would be replaced by a fierce one." Get lost. Che Chi Country doesn't welcome bald donkeys!”
Sun Wukong was furious." My master is talking to you nicely. How dare you scold me? You're looking for a beating!"
Before Sun Wukong could make a move, someone beside him shouted,""Someone come quickly! A bald donkey is hitting someone!" I saw that it was actually that waiter. I gave you a lot of money. How can you go against me?
Rotten eggs and rotten cabbages rained down on us. Someone even shouted,"Kill these stinky bald donkeys and avenge us!”Sun Wukong and the other two could face tens of thousands of demons without batting an eyelid, but a seven
The 80-year-old woman cried and shouted,"Return my granddaughter's life!" He threw the rotten egg at Sun Wukong's face, but Sun Wukong did not dare to fight back. A child hugged Zhu Bajie's leg and bit it." My father was bitten by you.
We're dead. I want to avenge him!”Zhu Bajie did not even have the courage to kick him away. Friar Sand carried me and ran out of the city. The woman's kitchen knife made a big cut on his body. He didn't even look at it.
At first glance, the woman cried,"My entire family has been forced to death by you. What's the use of me living?”
He had finally escaped from the city and found a quiet place to avoid the people chasing after him. I wiped the rotten leaves from the corner of my mouth." Wukong, what do you think happened today? These people are like crazy
Hit us."
Sun Wukong shook his head." I don't know. From their looks, they might have some deep hatred for the monk."”
I carefully recalled the TV series I watched in the past. It seemed to have mentioned the matter of Che Chiguo. However, the TV said that the Taoist priest bullied the monk and was saved by Sun Wukong. But now it's become the common people chasing and fighting
Shang, could it be that the TV was lying? Or is it because I came to this era and changed history? The wishful ring was taken away by the little princess. Otherwise, he could ask the Grand Supreme Elder and the others.
After thinking for a long time, he couldn't find the reason." Wukong, why don't you become a Taoist priest and go into the city to inquire about the situation?" If it's really the monk's fault, we can't just stand by and watch.”
"Yes, Master. Take care." Sun Wukong then instructed Zhu Bajie and Friar Sand," Junior Brothers, be careful and protect Master. If anyone attacks you again, don't fight back. Protect Master from them. I suspect that this monk from Che Chi Country has done something evil to make the people hate him so much.”
Sun Wukong was really a jinx. As soon as he left, a few farmers saw us." There are bald donkeys here. Catch them quickly."”He picked up the hoe and rushed over, while the child shouted and ran,“
I'll go inform the immortal and let them kill the bald monk.”
Zhu Bajie and Friar Sand saw that the situation was not good, so they simply lifted me up and ran. The farmers chased after me, and Zhu Bajie was so angry that he ran and scolded,"F * ck, you stinky monk of Che Chiguo, this old pig will skin you when he sees you.
What have you done? You've caused this old pig to be chased everywhere."
A group of people appeared in front of me. I was shocked. When we got closer, we saw a group of monks holding weapons. One of the fat monks said to us,"You guys hide there first.
Go inside." He pointed at the forest beside him.
I was overjoyed." Hurry into the forest." He thought to himself that he could finally find out the reason for the matter after seeing the monk. Unexpectedly, a scream came from behind.
I turned around and saw 20 monks surrounding 5 - 6 farmers. "Bajie, hurry up and save them."
"No need. There are many monks. I don't need to save them.”
I stomped my feet anxiously." Stupid pig, I asked that to save the farmers, not the monks.”
With Zhu Bajie's delay, it was too late, and the few farmers had already been beheaded. The fat monk who was talking to me came over casually." You don't have to thank me. You just have to swear allegiance to Vairocana."
Abbot He Haisheng, donate all your wealth to the Vairocana Temple, and we will be one of you.”
Haisheng, this name sounds familiar. Where have I heard it before? Friar Sand reminded me," Master, isn't Haisheng the one from Wuji Kingdom?”
I remember now. Yes, isn't he the one who was tricked into taking the temple away by me? This guy was not dead yet. Good people did not live long, but evil people lived for a thousand years. He actually became a host again. No, he must hate me
I have to understand it clearly first.
At this moment, a few monks were already flipping over my carriage." Elder Qingxi, this is a great harvest. This monk is very rich!”A monk shouted while holding a large pile of gold.
Monk Qing Xi's eyes lit up." Monk, I told you that only by being loyal to Vairocana and Abbot Hai Sheng can you be safe. Are you willing?"”I've made up my mind, as long as I don't
If you agree, I'll be beheaded.
I pursed my lips and thought to myself,'What the hell are you up to? Don't think I can't tell.' "I'm just a passing monk. I don't know about the matter of loyalty to Abbot Haisheng. Please explain it to me, Elder Qingxi.
Decided." He took out two diamonds and handed them to Monk Qing Xi.
Monk Qing Xi received it happily." Not bad, you're very sensible. I like it." It was a long story. Two years ago, the national master of Che Chi Country was visited by Vairocana in a dream. Vairocana ordered the national master to build ten temples in Che Chi Country.
He would then send the Imperial Advisor and the King of Che Chi to the Pure Land of Bliss in the Western Heaven to witness the Golden Body Arhat. Of course, the Imperial Advisor and the King agreed to let us build the temple. You know, building a temple requires land,
We only took the land of those lowlifes. It's not much, only about 60,000 mu. Those lowlifes were not happy. They were lazy when building the temple. The state preceptor was even more unhappy. He asked us to fight. We fought.
At that time, he thought that Buddha was merciful and was very gentle. He only killed two to three thousand commoners in total.”
I was dumbfounded. Isn't more than 60,000 mu of land requisitioned a lot? Killing two to three thousand people was considered light? There were only so many people who died in the 911 incident, and Old Misery couldn't take it anymore. Old Rusty is a big country, your Che Chi country
It's just a small place. It would be strange if the commoners didn't rebel!
Monk Qing Xi took a breath and continued," Also, we invited a few young girls to practice the Joy Zen with us. We did it for their own good and to help them." However, they didn't appreciate it. How many of them wanted to die?
He even jumped into the well and into the river. It was really difficult to be a good person. How annoying.”
My saliva flowed down my chin. There was actually such a good thing. When I arrived in the country of women, I would also build a few Guanyin temples and invite a few young girls to practice Happy Zen with me. At most, I would have to levy less land.
"Later, three Demonic Priests came from Che Chiguo and things got worse.”Monk Qing Xi gritted his teeth." Those three Demonic Priests told the King that they were wasting money and manpower, and that they were harming the heavens and reason.
What do you mean by His Majesty the King was deceived by us? The king didn't believe it at first, but when the three Demonic Priests proposed to fight with the Imperial Advisor, the king agreed. The three Demonic Priests used some kind of demonic technique that caused the Imperial Preceptor to be struck by lightning and die miserably.”
When Monk Qing Xi said this, he wiped his tears. In fact, he was just blowing his nose. Zhu Bajie and Friar Sand were engrossed in listening." Your state preceptor died. What happened after that?”Zhu Bajie asked.
"Later, the three Demonic Priests were appointed as the new national masters by the fatuous ruler. The three Demonic Priests ordered to stop building the Pilu Buddhist Temple and return the land to those commoners. The most hateful thing was that they dared to expel our Buddhism! those
The lowly peasants are happy. They beat us monks and kill us monks! He praised the three Demonic Priests to the heavens and said that they were immortals who had descended to the mortal world to save those commoners. Nonsense, there's a god in the sky
Will the immortals expel Buddhism? Will you save those commoners?"
I thought to myself, Monk Qing Xi is right. There are indeed not many immortals in the sky who can expel Buddhism, and there are even fewer who can save the people!
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