I shamelessly said a long string of words that even I found disgusting, causing the people around me to let out a " Gu Gu " sound. If not for Vairocana being right in front of them, they would have vomited on the spot. "Shameless!" Guan Yin cursed in a low voice.”"Nonsense!" The fat monk cursed out loud before realizing that something was wrong and quickly shrank back.
However, Vairocana fell for this trick. He glared at the fat monk and smiled like a flower."I'm impressed by the monk's urine. How can I beat him?"”(The readers were furious: If you dare to show us the Heavenly Book again, we will never smash your votes!) Old Wolf: "Alright, alright. From now on, Shan will speak in Chinese. Please continue to vote!"）
"I'm not exaggerating, I'm not exaggerating. My words are blunt and can't express even one billionth of my respect for the sacred Vairocana Buddha! Ah! Holy Vairocana Buddha, you are…"
"Shut up!" Guanyin interrupted my long speech and questioned,"Tang Sanzang, you said that you sent your disciples to eliminate the Demonic Priest. Why did Sun Wukong run to the Vairocana Buddha and be rude? He actually dared to offend the Buddha! What crime should he be punished for? Speak! Did you order them to do it?"
"Good question, Venerable Guan Yin. Tang Sanzang, why is your disciple scolding me in front of me? You still dare to attack me." After Guanyin's reminder, Vairocana also discovered the loophole in my words.
As expected, a woman's heart was the most vicious! Did I offend Guanyin today? Why is every word of hers picking on me? "I really don't know about this. There might be some misunderstanding. Please allow me to ask my disciple in private so that I can report to the sacred Vairocana Buddha.”
"No! This Yama Wen is extremely cunning, and you, Tang Sanzang, are no good either! Great Buddha, please punish them immediately! Lest they collude and deceive you.”Guanyin wanted to kill me.
Haisheng's fat bald donkey was ecstatic." The Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves people from suffering and disaster, you said it too well! This Tang Sanzang is indeed not a good person. He deceived me badly. Holy Vairocana Buddha, please kill Tang Sanzang immediately.”
Bang! A monk with two meters of feet kicked Hai Sheng's fat bald donkey." Shut up! In front of the Buddha and Bodhisattva, you have no right to speak!”
Looking at Haisheng's fat bald donkey's timid appearance, I vented my anger. When he raised his head and saw Vairocana hesitating, he thought to himself, I've already shamelessly flattered him, so what's the point of being shameless?
"Holy Vairocana Buddha, what Guanyin Bodhisattva said makes sense. Regardless of whether this is a misunderstanding or not, it is a fact that my disciple has offended the holy Vairocana Buddha. May the sacred Vairocana Buddha punish me!”After saying that, I knelt on the ground and cried loudly. As he cried, he reminded A'san Vairocana," It doesn't matter if I die. It's just that I can't complete the great task of obtaining the scriptures. It's really a dilemma for me!”
Vairocana saw that I was crying so hard that he was even more hesitant. The matter of obtaining the scriptures was decided by his boss, Tathagata. Even if he had a hundred guts, he would not dare to stop me.
I didn't expect Guanyin's words to make my efforts go down the drain. "Great Buddha, you don't have to hesitate. I can help you report to Buddha and find someone else to obtain the scriptures.”
I've finally seen through it. Guanyin won't stop until he kills me today. Fortunately, I was prepared. I cried," Before I die, I have a wish. I beg the sacred Vairocana Buddha to grant me the wish and then execute me.”
"Alright, what wish do you have? Say it." A'san Vairocana readily agreed.
"On my journey to the west, I spent all my money to collect some items. I was originally prepared to present them to the gods and buddhas at the Great Thunderclap Monastery. Now that I can't go to the Great Thunderclap Monastery, I hope the sacred Vairocana Buddha will allow me to present these things to everyone here as a token of my appreciation.”I cried,"Bajie, quickly bring those things from the carriage and present them to everyone."”
Zhu Bajie and I have been together for a long time, so he naturally understands what I mean. He quickly ran out to get it and distributed it to the gods and Buddhas." Dragon-subduing Arhat, this white jade dragon carving was specially prepared for you by my master. It's not worth much. Arhat, when you see it in the future, you'll remember my poor master.”
"Subdue Tiger Arhat, this Golden Tiger was specially instructed by Master to be passed to you. Sigh, my poor master! He had performed rituals day and night to exchange for the two Cat's Eye Stones embedded in the Golden Tiger!”
"Long-browed Arhat…"
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Zhu Bajie was very observant and noticed the two fat Indian monks sitting next to Asamvirobuddha. Since they could have seats while Guanyin could only stand, their status must be high. Therefore, they were given an especially generous amount, and in the end, the rest was given to Asamviru Buddha.
I watched Zhu Bajie distribute the belongings and cried even more sadly. Just now, I was faking it. Now, I'm really crying. I spent almost half of my hard-earned money. However, his life was more important now, so he couldn't care less.
Guanyin was so angry that her face turned red. She said angrily,"Tang Sanzang, you're despicable! How dare you bribe me in public!"
I wiped my tears." Bodhisattva, you've wronged me. I wouldn't dare to bribe you." I just admire the seniors of the Tempest Temple too much. Without them, the world would change color, and the sun and moon would lose their light. What would the world do? My only regret is that I have to die to prove my innocence. I can't serve the gods and buddhas anymore. I can't die in peace!”After saying that, my nose turned sour and tears rolled down my face.
"Bodhisattva, it's fine if you blame me wrongly, but you can't blame the gods and Buddhas here wrongly! Who were they? Could it be someone who accepted bribes?" I cried and covered Guanyin's mouth.
Guan Yin knew very well that if she insisted that I was bribing in public, she would immediately offend her superior. She could only mutter," She just got engaged, but she's learned how to cry."”
Guanyin's voice was soft, but I could hear it clearly. I was ecstatic for no reason. It turned out that Guanyin was jealous! She's jealous because I'm engaged to the little pushpin, so she's always giving me a hard time today. My dear Guanyin, do you know? I love you! As long as I can be with you, whatever little pushpin, get lost! I was so happy that I almost forgot about the matter of Asambhaluddhi Buddha holding me accountable.
The two fat Indian monks sitting beside Vairocana exchanged glances. The fat Indian monk on the left said first,""Great Buddha, there is something suspicious about Sun Wukong offending you. Tang Sanzang is also the beloved disciple of Buddha. You should give Tang Sanzang a chance to confront the master and disciple.”
The fat Indian monk on the right echoed,"Great Buddha, Venerable Anuo is right. If we find out that Tang Sanzang was wrongly accused in the future, it will be easy for you to explain yourself to Buddha, but it will only disappoint the Buddhist disciples!”
As soon as the two fat Indian monks spoke up for me, the eighteen Arhats followed suit." Great Buddha, please confront Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong, so as not to wrongly blame Zhongliang!”"Great Buddha, please give Tang Sanzang a chance.”There was also an arhat whose name he could not name. He simply said,"Great Buddha, Tang Sanzang is definitely innocent! It must be that Sun Wukong's wild nature was difficult to change, which dragged Tang Sanzang down. Please investigate.”Only Guanyin kept a straight face and did not speak.
F * ck, what were you doing earlier? If I don't give you gifts, will you speak up for me?
"Alright, Tang Sanzang, go ask Sun Wukong why he insulted and attacked me. Long-Browed, bring Sun Wukong up and let them confront each other face to face.”Vairocana finally said.
"Yes, this little monk respects the Buddha's orders!"
I squatted in front of Sun Wukong, grabbed his furry hand, and squeezed it hard.”I hope he can understand what I mean. For the sake of the people of Che Chi Country, endure the humiliation and keep a useful body. Only then can he help the people of Che Chi Country.
I'm not afraid of being heard by these gods and buddhas. They won't understand. Because in their dictionary, there was no such word as common people. There were only benefits for himself and the Buddhist Sect.
Sun Wukong was confused at first, but he suddenly came to a realization and nodded with a firm expression. Everything was said without words.
"Wukong, why did you go against the sacred Vairocana Buddha? How dare you attack the sacred Vairocana Buddha? Are you tired of living? How did Master usually teach you to respect the sacred Vairocana Buddha?”
"Master, I deserve to die. I was bewitched by Che Chiguo's Demonic Priest and offended the Vairocana Corpse Buddha.”
"Tell me, how were you bewitched by the Demonic Priest? How did he offend the sacred Vairocana Buddha?”
"Master, I was ordered by you to go to Che Chi Country to eliminate the Demonic Priest. I had captured the three Demonic Priests, Tiger King, Yang Li, and Lu Hong, but the three Demonic Priests lied to me. They said that there was a group of Demonic Monks on this mountain who were doing evil under the banner of Vairocana Buddha. They wanted to eliminate the Demonic Monks for the reputation of Vairocana Buddha. He also called out some commoners to testify. Now that he thought about it, his disciple was really muddle-headed. He didn't even see through those perjured evidence. My disciple was deceived by the Demonic Priest and couldn't control her anger at that time. She ran to the Vairocana Buddha Temple to settle accounts with the Demonic Monk Hai Sheng. I didn't expect to see the Great Buddha and all the gods and Buddhas here. I was blinded by greed and thought that all the gods and Buddhas were transformed from the sea by the demon monks. So, I spouted nonsense to the Great Buddha and even wanted to kill the demon monks who dared to transform into the Great Buddha. Fortunately, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was saving the suffering, chanted the Golden Hoop Incantation in time to prevent his disciple from making a big mistake. This disciple really deserves to die ten thousand deaths! Master, please punish me." Sun Wukong was also good at lying.
"How muddle-headed! Without Guanyin Bodhisattva to save you, you will be doomed forever! In the future, you should thank Guanyin Bodhisattva. Also, I will punish you to eliminate the Demonic Priest within ten days. Can you do it?”
"Yes, this disciple will definitely bring the head of the Demonic Priest to apologize within ten days.”
"Alright, how kind is the sacred Vairocana Buddha? As long as you sincerely repent, the sacred Vairocana Buddha will definitely forgive you generously!”
"Yes, your disciple has sincerely changed."
"The sacred Vairocana Buddha, I'm done asking. Sun Wukong was bewitched by the Demonic Priest and offended the sacred Vairocana Buddha. May the sacred Vairocana Buddha investigate.”
Vairocana heard the entire conversation between Sun Wukong and me. Although he didn't believe it completely, he didn't completely believe it. "Everyone, what do you think? Can we trust Sun Wukong's words?"
"Great Buddha, Sun Wukong is a disciple of Buddhism, and Tang Sanzang is a loyal and faithful Buddhist." Of course, we can believe their words."
Guanyin retorted,"Buddha, Sun Wukong's wild nature has not changed. Tang Sanzang is cunning and cunning. They must not believe him."”
The fat Indian monk on the right whispered in the ear of Ashamvijra Buddha,""Great Buddha, there's something wrong with the Venerable Guan Yin today. It was rumored that Tang Sanzang and the Jade Emperor's seventh daughter had already been engaged, and they would get married once the scriptures were completed. The Great Buddha should know about the relationship between the venerable Guan Yin and the Golden Cicada Master, right? As long as the Great Buddha could make the venerable Guan Yin fall out with the Golden Cicada Master, both the Buddha and the Jade Emperor would be happy.”Upon hearing this, A'san Vairocana nodded repeatedly.
The eighteen Arhats discussed for a moment and said in unison,""Great Buddha, Anuo and Jia Ye are right. Tang Sanzang and his disciples were indeed wronged. Great Buddha, please let them atone for their sins!"
Ah, so the two fat Indian monks were Anuo and Gaya. With these two corrupt officials, as long as they paid a little more money, their lives would be saved.
"Alright, I'll believe Tang Sanzang for now…" Vairocana nodded.
"Holy Vairocana Buddha, Tang Sanzang lied to you. He is guilty of fraud!”Beside him, Hai Sheng was anxious. It seemed that the big matter was about to become small and the small matter was about to become small. He risked his life to interrupt Asamvijra.
When the eighteen arhats saw that the fat Haisheng bald donkey dared to interrupt A'sanvirobuddha's words, one of their hands suddenly grew longer and stretched out nearly ten meters, grabbing the fat Haisheng bald donkey's neck, causing the fat Haisheng bald donkey to roll his eyes.
"Stop, let him finish." Guanyin shouted.
"Yes." Only then did the Arhat retract his hand.
Hai Sheng's fat bald donkey narrowly escaped death." The sacred Vairocana Buddha, the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves people from suffering and disaster. I want to sue this Tang Sanzang for defrauding our Baolin Temple.”
"Alright, tell me. I'll make the decision for you.”Guanyin looked at me coldly and said.
Hai Sheng fat bald donkey told me the whole story of how I used the Treasure Gathering Altar to cheat the Treasure Forest Temple. However, when I said the opening incantation, the wonderful expressions on everyone's faces could be imagined, especially Guan Yin. His face was red and white, and he was shy and gnashed his teeth.
"I hugged that fake treasure altar and shouted a few hundred times,'Sister Guanyin, I love you for ten thousand years!'But the stones in the fake treasure altar are still stones…"
With a bang, Guanyin couldn't hold it in any longer. She kicked Haisheng's fat bald donkey without any semblance of a lady." Shut up! If you shout again, I'll take your life!”
" Wahaha…" From Vairocana to the eighteen arhats, everyone was laughing so hard that they were swaying back and forth. Guanyin didn't even dare to raise her head and stole a glance at me. Coincidentally, I also stole a glance at her expression. Our eyes met and I quickly avoided her, my pretty face already red like blood.
"Tang Sanzang, Haisheng sued you, do you admit it?”Vairocana rubbed his stomach as he asked me.
"Holy Vairocana Buddha, everything Haisheng said is true.”I already thought of a countermeasure when Haisheng said that. Watch how I play him to death later.
"Oh, then why did you lie to Haisheng?”Vairocana did not expect me to admit it so readily.
"Holy Vairocana Buddha, I lied to Haisheng for my Buddhism.”
"Why did you lie to Haisheng for Buddhism?" asked Asamvijra in surprise.”
"Yes, please ask the sacred Vairocana Buddha to let me ask Haisheng a few questions. He will understand my intentions.”
"Alright, go ahead."
I walked up to Haisheng's fat bald donkey." Haisheng, let me ask you. How many temple properties does the Treasure Forest Temple have?”
The fat monk didn't even think about it." The Treasure Forest Temple has a main hall, four side halls, 413 houses of various sizes, a garden, and a pond that covers an area of 100 mu. The temple produces 1,260 mu of paddy fields, 852 mu of dry fields, 51,000 catties of grain, 11,000 taels of gold, and 500,000 taels of silver.”
The crowd was in an uproar. Anuo and Jia Ye's eyes turned green. "Good, not bad. Let me ask you, if you have so much money, why don't you give it to the sacred Vairocana Buddha and the two venerables, Anuo and Gaya?”
"This…I'll give it to Manjushri.”Hai Sheng said slowly.
"Bullshit! What was Manjusri? He couldn't even compare to the tiny toes of the sacred Vairocana Buddha, Anuo, and Jia Ye!”When I shouted this, Asamvairocana, Anuo, and Gaya nodded in agreement. Hai Sheng's fat bald donkey knew that something was wrong and was so scared that his face turned pale.
I proudly turned my head back." Did the sacred Vairocana Buddha hear that? This Hai Sheng had a lot of money in his hands, but he did not know the hardships of the gods and Buddhas, nor did he repay the sacred Vairocana Buddha, Anuo, and Gaya, as well as the 18 Arhats. May I ask, should this Haisheng be deceived?”
"Yes! Tang Sanzang, you are too kind. You should punish Haisheng properly!”Anuo said fiercely.
"Cut him into pieces! Let him know what respect is!" Jia Ye added.
"Yes, I will." I took the opportunity to wave at Zhu Bajie." Zhu Bajie, drag Hai Sheng down and kill him!”
Without another word, Zhu Bajie went up and dragged Hai Sheng's fat bald donkey out. Hai Sheng's fat bald donkey peed uncontrollably." Great Buddha, please spare my life! Great Buddha, spare me! I won't dare to do it again."
"Wait!" A'san Vairocana stopped Zhu Bajie." Haisheng is indeed guilty, but he raised a flag alone in Che Chi Country to protect our Buddhism and raise an army to fight against the Demonic Priest. Let him live first, and let him atone for his sins like Sun Wukong.”
I was overjoyed." Holy Vairocana Buddha, can you let Sun Wukong go?”
"Release! Long-Browed Arhat, release Sun Wukong."”Vairocana said.
"Yes." The long-browed Arhat shook his head, and his two white eyebrows quickly retracted and hung down in front of his chest.
I helped Sun Wukong up." Wukong, why aren't you thanking the sacred Vairocana Buddha for not killing me?"”
"Forget it, Sun Wukong. Seeing that everyone is pleading for you, I'll spare you this time. Listen, you have to bring the heads of the three Demonic Priests to wash away your sins!”Vairocana said.
The Buddhist scriptures of later generations in India recorded that the only mistake of the sacred Vairocana Buddha was to let the demon monkey Sun Wukong go in the Eastern State of Che Chi, allowing the great traitor of Buddhism, the sinner of the ages, and the notorious Tang Sanzang (later found out that his real name was Li Xingya) to take advantage of the loophole and save his capable accomplice.
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