"Dear stupid husband, I miss you every day. Are you doing well in the mortal world? I'm so bored in the sky. Second Sister is ignoring me. It's all your fault, you idiot. I heard that Kama Vairocana angered Vairocana and almost implicated you. I'm so worried. You have to discipline Ma Wen and the others well. Don't always cause trouble for your stupid husband and make me worry about you. You should hit him and scold him if you need to. Don't spoil him…"
"Stupid fat pig, call me Baima Wen again!”
"Shixiong, I didn't call you that. It was Master's wife who called you that in her letter to Master. Aiyo, Senior Brother, if you keep fighting, someone will die!”
Zhu Bajie crawled up from the ground with a swollen face." Master, you should read it yourself. If I continue to read it, I'll be beaten to death by Eldest Senior Brother."”
F * ck, if I could read ancient characters, would I need you to read it? Early this morning, Zhu Bajie woke me up from bed. He said that he met a small pushpin in the Tushita Palace. The pushpin asked him to bring a letter to me. How could I understand it? I could only find an excuse to say that I was dizzy and ask Zhu Bajie to read it to me.
"Forget it, there's no need to recite it. I don't think that little thumbpin has anything good to say. Let's discuss what to do next? Bajie, tell me what Grand Supreme Elderly Lord thinks of Che Chiguo.”
"Grand Supreme Elder said that because of Che Chi Guo, Buddha scolded him, so he didn't care about Che Chi Guo's demonic dao. He told you not to care about his face and to do what you should do.”Zhu Bajie said.
F * ck, Grand Supreme Elder Niu Nose is playing riddles with me. Let me guess his true intentions. Since he had been scolded by Rulai, then Rulai must have suspected his role in Che Chi Guo's matter. With Rulai's usual methods, there would definitely be many spies arranged around Grand Supreme Elder. It was not difficult to understand why Grand Supreme Elder did not speak the truth. Zhu Bajie was also a Buddhist disciple, so Grand Supreme Elder was also worried.‘Don't care about his face, just do what needs to be done.'Could it be that Grand Supreme Elder didn't know about Che Chiguo's matter? He wasn't the one who ordered it? You want me to act according to the situation?
"This cow-nosed Grand Supreme Elder, Che Chi country's Daoist priest is his disciple's grand-disciple. These young Taoist priests were not bad. They even knew how to do good things for the common people. Could it be that he wanted to watch his disciples and grand-disciples be killed by monks?”Sun Wukong cursed.
"That makes sense. Last night, I went to the camp of the Guardian Monk Soldiers. Those Guardian Monk Soldiers were discussing how to rob after they attacked the capital of Chechi Country. They even divided the territory. If they were allowed to enter the city, the consequences would be unimaginable!”Friar Sand said worriedly.
"The military discipline of these guardian monk soldiers is much worse than the Heavenly River Navy soldiers that Old Pig used to lead. I'm afraid there will be mountains of corpses and seas of blood wherever they go. Old Pig, I think Vairocana Buddha did this on purpose. His goal was to kill a chicken for Eldest Senior Brother to see, so as to prevent Che Chi's establishment of Taoism as the national religion from affecting the surrounding Wuji Kingdom and Bao Xiang Kingdom.”Zhu Bajie could actually say a few serious words.
I looked at my three nominal disciples strangely." Disciples, I feel that something is wrong! We are all monks. Why do you sound like you are speaking up for the Taoist priest? And you're talking bad about us monks?"
"Master, don't stick bamboo shoots in Bajie's nose and pretend to be an elephant.”Sun Wukong retaliated against Zhu Bajie's words without hesitation." We've long seen that you're very dissatisfied with our Buddhist practices." It's no wonder. What we Buddhists have done is indeed outrageous! Which of those Bodhisattvas, gods, and Buddhas didn't condone monks 'evil deeds? In order to build their temples, they occupied the land of the common people, forced them to work hard, and extorted their money. They even used the Buddhist scriptures to deceive the people by doing good deeds. In fact, it was to make it easier for them to oppress the people! The most detestable thing was that he deceived the people into worshipping Buddha, so that they would not have to go to the eighteen levels of hell after death and could enter the Elysian World. Motherf * cker, Old Sun has been to the netherworld. There's no such thing!”
"Eldest Senior Brother is right. Old Pig doesn't understand. Why are we going through so much trouble to obtain the scriptures? If he came back from learning the scriptures, wouldn't more people be deceived?”Zhu Bajie said indignantly.
"Senior Brothers, lower your voices. The walls have ears! Master had said that there might be Vairocana's spies here! As for the matter of Che Chiguo, Master has his own opinion. Wujing believes in Master on this!”Friar Sand reminded him in a low voice.
I was secretly happy. My three disciples were all dissatisfied with Buddhism. When I came to the Kingdom of Women, I suggested not to learn from them. There shouldn't be much resistance.
"Wujing's reminder is right. You guys keep your voices down. Vairocana, that old man, doesn't trust us. If his people hear us, we'll be in trouble.”In the past, I always called Vairocana as Old Ah San in my stomach. Now that I've scolded him, I feel so happy. "Even though Grand Supreme Elder Niu Nose doesn't care about the Taoist priests of Che Chiguo, we should think of a way to help these Taoist priests. In short, we can't let Old Ah San's subordinates harm the human world.”
The three disciples all agreed." Master is wise and truly compassionate.”
As we were discussing, a clear female voice suddenly came from outside." Tang Sanzang, Tang Sanzang, where are you?”
F * ck, aren't these two monks from the temple? Why is there a girl's voice? I was puzzled when Zhu Bajie said in alarm,"Not good, the little devil that Master's wife mentioned in her letter is here!"”
"Little devil? The little pushpin is referring to herself, right?" I asked Zhu Bajie curiously.
Before I could finish my sentence," Bang!" The door was violently kicked open and a girl rushed in. Before I could see her face clearly, the girl had already grabbed my collar and said aggressively,"You are Tang Sanzang? Why didn't you agree when I called you?"
I looked down at the girl. Wow! A beauty! She was about fourteen or fifteen years old, and her height was about my chest. She had a small and beautiful face, black hair that reached her ears, and a small braid on the upper left side of her head. She looked very mischievous.
The girl saw that I just looked at her and didn't say anything, so she immediately became angry." Tang Sanzang, why didn't you answer my question?" Are you deaf or mute? Ah! Your saliva is dripping on my hand, so disgusting!”
I have a bad habit of drooling whenever I see a beautiful woman. The girl grabbed my collar and drooled on her little hand. The girl scolded me as she wiped her hands on my clothes." No wonder Bodhisattva told me to be careful of you. You're really sloppy!”
"Sister Jiao, Tang Sanzang is not only unkempt, but also a pedophile! Bodhisattva's instructions were right. It's especially dangerous for someone at your age!”A little boy leaned against the door and laughed.
My three disciples and I looked up and were shocked. We said in unison,"Red Boy!"
Red Boy had a mocking smile on his face." Tang Sanzang, I haven't seen you for a few days, but you're still alive? He actually didn't improve at all! However, it's good that he didn't die. I'll also take this opportunity to play for a few days.”
I was dumbfounded." Red Boy, weren't you subdued by Sister Guanyin? Why are you here?"
"Don't worry, don't be afraid. I'm not here to eat your flesh! I am here on the orders of Guan Yin Bodhisattva to help you get rid of the evil.”Red Boy still had a smirk on his face. "Oh right, what did you call Guan Yin Bodhisattva just now? Do you want me to report it to Bodhisattva?"
"Tang Sanzang, where is your money? Hurry up and hand it over! Bodhisattva ordered me to take over your finances!”The girl shouted before I could consider Red Boy's words.
Zhu Bajie was shocked and pulled me to the side." Master, did you really promise Bodhisattva to give our money to her for safekeeping?”
I nodded." I did say that. What's the problem?”
Zhu Bajie shouted,"Heavens! Master, you're too muddle-headed! Bodhisattva was clearly trying to trick you, but you actually agreed!”
I was confused. Guanyin cheated me? However, I immediately understood what Zhu Bajie meant. The girl was already rummaging through my luggage to find the jewelry that I had survived yesterday. She opened her left hand and a small jade bottle appeared. Her right hand kept stuffing the jewelry into the bottle. He even excitedly chanted,"Bodhisattva didn't lie to me. Tang Sanzang is really rich. I'm rich!" We're rich!"
I looked at her greedy appearance and muttered,"Bajie, what happened? Tell me clearly."
Zhu Bajie pounded his chest and stamped his feet." Master, Master's wife has already explained it in her letter to you. She overheard your second aunt, Princess Weaver, discussing with Guan Yin Bodhisattva. Guan Yin Bodhisattva will send the Good Fortune Girl and Good Fortune Boy to punish you." This good-natured girl was the daughter of the South Sea King, the cousin of the little white dragon, Ao Jiao. She was famous for being greedy in the Heavens and Seas. No one could take back the money that had entered her hands. Even the valuable things on Mount Putuo in the South China Sea had almost been taken away by her. It was over! She's rummaging through my luggage."
"Why didn't you say so earlier? I can also hide some money!" I shouted at Zhu Bajie. Oh no, Guanyin is really ruthless. Seeing that I bribed Anuo and Jia Ye, she sent a money-grubber to control my money and kill me at the source. There's also that Red Boy. I have a feud with him. He's not here to help me. He's clearly here to spy on me!
"Master, you told me not to read Master's wife's letter!”Zhu Bajie said in an aggrieved manner.
At this time, the girl Ao Jiao had already finished plundering our money." Listen up, Tang Sanzang. From now on, I will be responsible for your food and accommodation expenses. Of course, the money you earn will also be managed by me. This is an order from Bodhisattva. If you have any questions, you can ask Bodhisattva.”
Zhu Bajie and I complained about it for a long time. Sun Wukong and Monk Sand didn't care about money, but they didn't have any objections.
After Ao Jiao finished plundering the money, she dragged Monk Sand to see her cousin. Red Boy was seriously writing something. According to him, it was Guanyin who instructed him to record my words and actions so that Guanyin could settle the score with me.
I cursed in my heart. In the future, if you enter my house, watch how I deal with you in bed!”Hence, he ignored Red Boy and brought Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie to vent his anger on Hai Sheng's fat bald donkey.
Hai Sheng's fat bald donkey was having a meeting in the main hall. The generals who were guarding the monk soldiers were all seated in the hall. I was instantly furious." Haisheng, do you still have me in your eyes? You didn't even inform me about the meeting!"
Hai Sheng's fat bald donkey was even angrier than me." Master Commander Zheng, I've informed you three times this morning, but you refused to get up. Now you dare to blame me?"
I looked at Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong nodded." Yes, Master. I called you a few times this morning, but you didn't get up. You ordered Haisheng to have a meeting first."”
I smiled awkwardly. I was in a daze this morning and had forgotten all about it. "Since it is my fault, I will spare your life. If there is a next time, this commander will not let it off easily!”
Not to mention the anger of Haisheng's fat bald donkey! I actually have to punish him for my mistake! Monk Qing Xi had already brought me a chair and helped me sit down. Yesterday, for the sake of the silver, I arranged for Monk Qing Xi to be a deputy general. I have already completely roped him in.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie stood behind me on both sides. I crossed my legs and asked," Haisheng, what did you guys talk about in the meeting? Report to me."
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