Today, the Che Chi Kingdom's army launched another attack on the besieged Vairocana Buddha Temple in an attempt to eliminate the remaining bald donkeys in the temple. However, just like the previous times, when they were about to attack the temple, they were blown back by a strong wind. Although they could kill a few bald donkeys each time and did not suffer any injuries, they were met with a strong wind every time they attacked. It was inevitable that the Che Chi Country's army would be suspicious and their morale would be low.
As for me, my days in Vairocana Buddha Temple weren't easy either. Xiao Longnu had locked down my finances, and Red Boy had recorded my every move. Putting these aside for now, my body was about to rust from being cooped up in the temple.
Virūpāk ? a had disappeared after the battle that day. However, he was still an immortal, so I wasn't worried about his safety. I guessed that he had killed all the guardian monk soldiers together with me, so he ran back to report to my father-in-law.
What made me feel the strangest was Haisheng Fat Bald Donkey. Every time the Che Chi Country's army attacked, I would deliberately arrange for Haisheng Fat Bald Donkey to lead the remaining monk soldiers to their deaths. Although most of the remaining monk soldiers were dead, Haisheng Fat Bald Donkey would always be able to escape safely when Sun Wukong blew a gale. Thinking back to the last time, he was also among the 3,000 or less monk soldiers who escaped. I couldn't help but wonder if Haisheng Fat Bald Donkey was reincarnated as a cockroach in his previous life. Moreover, he hides far away from me when he returns to the temple. I don't have many chances to find trouble with him.
It was too boring in the Vairocana Temple, so I found some fun for myself. I used the bathing time of that beautiful and greedy little dragon girl every day to study the difference between the body structure of the dragon girl and human women. Even though I was scolded by my disciples, beaten up by Xiao Longnu, and blacklisted by Red Boy, I still discovered the difference between the bodies of dragon ladies and human ladies. Dragon ladies had an extra scale on their backs. It was very small, and it would be difficult to notice if one did not look carefully.
Today, Xiao Longnu was bathing again. After a few lessons, she told Red Boy to keep an eye on me before returning to her room to bathe. However, it wasn't a problem for me. I used the excuse of going to the toilet to get rid of Red Boy and went to the other side of Xiao Longnu's room to continue my research.
"This little girl fed me tree bark and grass roots every meal, but she bathed in milk every day. I really don't know how that small jade bottle in her hand can hold so much milk. It's as if there's no end to it." I cursed as I drooled." Your butt is quite round, but your chest is a little small. Fortunately, it looks elastic. It must be nice to touch it!"”
I was engrossed in watching when I suddenly felt someone behind me. I whispered,"Bajie, there's a hole on my right. The little girl is almost done washing up, so hurry up.”Zhu Bajie occasionally studied with me, so I thought it was him.
"Tang Sanzang, what are you doing?" the man behind him shouted angrily.”It was a very familiar female voice.
I turned around and was dumbfounded. It was Guanyin's penis!
Guanyin was so angry that her almond-shaped eyes were wide open and her eyebrows were raised." Tang Sanzang, I didn't expect you to have bad intentions even when I sent the good fortune dragon girl. Tell me, what were you doing just now? If you can't give me a reason, I'll teach you a lesson.”
" I, I'm…" I stuttered for a long time, unable to find an excuse.
At this moment, Xiao Longnu, who was in the room, heard the voice and screamed,""Ah…! Tang Sanzang, you're peeping at me bathing again! This time, I will definitely kill you!"
Guanyin didn't say anything more. Her jade-like hands grabbed my ear and dragged me out. "Aiyo, Bodhisattva, be gentle. My ears are about to fall off.”
Guanyin JJ dragged me to the main hall of Vairocana Buddha Temple, loosened my ear, and gave me a slap." Good Wealth Boy, tie up Tang Sanzang."”
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"Wu…Bodhisattva, I'm so pitiful here. Every time I take a bath, Tang Sanzang peeks at me. I can't sleep because I'm afraid of Tang Sanzang…Wu…Bodhisattva, you have to help me!”Xiao Longnu was the first to complain, crying in front of Guanyin.
"Bodhisattva, this is the record of Tang Sanzang's actions in Vairocana Temple. Tang Sanzang violated the Five Meat and Three Yama Eight Precepts 108 times in Vairocana Temple.”Red Boy handed over the records that he had added as he pleased to frame me.
"Pa!" Guanyin JJ threw the record in my face." Tang Sanzang, what you did. When the Vairocana Buddha comes, we will settle the old and new scores together."”
"Bodhisattva, I'm protecting the Good-Fortune Dragon Lady so that Bajie won't peek at her bathing. Please don't misunderstand, Bodhisattva.”I finally found a reasonable excuse.
"Master, you've wronged me!" Just as his disciples rushed into the hall, Zhu Bajie shouted before he entered the door.
"Zhu Wuneng, ignore that bastard master of yours. I heard that you were the one who commanded the guardian monk soldiers. Tell me the details.”Guanyin shouted.
"Yes." Zhu Bajie replied and told him what happened on the battlefield in detail. Of course, he hid the fact that I had sent the battle plan to General Che Chi in advance. At least Zhu Bajie was a little filial.
"In that case, the defeat of the Guardian Monk Soldiers was indeed due to the sudden appearance of two nameless experts. Do you recognize who they are?”Guanyin asked after some thought.
The three disciples shook their heads at the same time. Sun Wukong said,""Bodhisattva, I was protecting Master at that time and didn't dare to leave. Otherwise, Old Sun wouldn't have been so muddle-headed when he fought with them.”
"Bodhisattva, those two nameless experts must be in the army of Che Chi Country now. Let me find them.”I shouted, trying to trick Guanyin into letting me go.
Guanyin glanced at me coldly." Good Fortune Boy, block Tang Sanzang's mouth so that he won't talk nonsense again."”
Red Boy found a rag from somewhere and stuffed my mouth tightly. None of my unfilial disciples came up to stop him.
"Sun Wukong, the three of you, when the Vairocana Corpse Buddha comes later, tell the truth. The Vairocana Corpse Buddha probably won't punish you. As for that bastard master of yours, he won't be able to escape the crime of being incompetent in commanding.”Guanyin said.
"Bodhisattva, although my master is indeed disappointing, please save him at the Vairocana Buddha's corpse for Old Sun's sake.”
Sun Wukong is crying like a cat crying over a mouse. If you save me, ask Guanyin to let me go first!
Guanyin still looked at me coldly." I know what I'm doing. There's no need to say anything."”
We waited for a long time, but Old Ah San still didn't come. Guanyin was actually a little anxious." That's not right. Even if I left first, Vairocana should have arrived by now.”
Damn it, damn woman, you can't wait for Old Ah San to come and find trouble with me earlier? God bless me, Old Ah San better die of a heart attack on the way, lest he comes looking for trouble with me. I prayed to myself.
I didn't expect my prayers to come true! A bloody monk fell heavily from the sky to the entrance of the main hall of Vairocana Temple." Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, the Demonic Priest is powerful, save me quickly!”
Guanyin was shocked." Arhat, what's wrong?" Wukong, Bajie, quickly bring the Tiger Subduing Arhat in."”
After Subdue Tiger Arhat was carried in, I saw clearly that it was indeed the Subdue Tiger Arhat who had obtained my Golden Tiger. His left hand was already missing. Who was so powerful? He could even chop off the hands of Arhats!
Guanyin dipped a willow branch in the clean bottle of dew in her hand and sprinkled it on the wound of the Subduing Tiger Arhat. The blood stopped slightly. He took out another pill." Wukong, feed it to Subdue Tiger Arhat."”
After a long time, Hidden Tiger Arhat finally caught his breath. Guanyin asked him,"Fu Hu, what happened to your injuries? What about the Vairocana Buddha and the other gods?”
"Bodhisattva, I have come to Che Chi Country with the Great Buddha and dozens of people. The Great Buddha has decided to personally exterminate the Demonic Priest before coming to the Vairocana Temple. Who would have thought that before we reached the capital of Che Chi Country, we would meet an old Daoist in the sky. When that old Daoist saw us, he immediately attacked without saying a word. Although we had more people, we were not his match even if we joined forces. That old Daoist's martial arts and mana were simply terrifying! Our eighteen arhats, Jin Zha, and Mu Zha are all heavily injured. I'm afraid a few of them have passed away! The Great Buddha ordered me to come to the Vairocana Temple to find you. Bodhisattva, Great Sage, go and save the Buddha! The Buddha can't hold on for long!" Subdue Tiger Arhat forced himself to finish speaking.
After we heard this, we all sucked in a breath of cold air. Che Chiguo was really a hidden dragon and crouching tiger. At first, there were two unknown experts, and now there was an old Taoist priest. What kind of power did Old A'San, the eighteen Arhats, Jin Zha, and Mu Zha have when they worked together? He actually couldn't defeat an old Taoist priest! Was that old fellow even human? No, was he a god or not?
"Who's that old Taoist?" Guanyin asked anxiously. Do you know him?"
Subdue Tiger Arhat shook his head strenuously." I don't know him, but the Great Buddha might know him and call him Tooth or something.”
Guanyin might be confused because of his concern, but I was a bystander. Since that old Taoist priest was so powerful, it was naturally easy for him to stop Tiger Subduing Arhat from asking for help. Since the old Taoist priest did not stop him, it was obvious that he deliberately let the Subdue Tiger Arhat go and lured the reinforcements to capture them all. Unfortunately, I was tied to the ground and even my mouth was tightly gagged. I could only make some low whimpers.
Guanyin immediately ordered Sun Wukong, Red Boy, and company to move out. They brought the Subduing Tiger Arhat to lead the way and save Old A'san. They actually forgot about me, the main character. They didn't untie me even after they left. What if Che Chi Guo's army attacked? Those armies will kill me like I'm a bald monk of Che Chi Country!
"Unfilial disciple, if the situation is not good, run away as soon as possible. Otherwise, who will protect me when I go to the Kingdom of Women? Damned woman, don't be silly and fight with the old Taoist priest. I won't allow you to die before you enter my house!”I thought to myself.
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Today was simply strange! I prayed that Old Ah San would be unlucky and that it would immediately come true. I'm worried that the Che Chi Country's army will attack. As soon as the Guanyin men disappeared from the horizon, the Che Chi Country's army will immediately launch their second attack today. This time, Sun Wukong didn't create a strong wind, so the Che Chi Kingdom's army successfully attacked the Vairocana Temple.
"There's a bald donkey here!" A Che Chi Country soldier found me tied up on the ground.
"Kill him and avenge Elder Feng Yi!”Another Che Chi Country soldier shouted, raising his steel knife at the same time.
I smiled bitterly in my heart. I didn't expect that I, Li Xingya, would finally be kind enough to eat tree bark and grass for the Che Chi Country's army for a few days. In the end, I would die in their hands.
"Wait!" A man who looked like a military officer stopped him in time." Why is this bald donkey tied up? His mouth was also gagged. General Tao has ordered that no innocent people are allowed to be killed. I'll make a decision after I report to General Tao.”
After a while, a handsome young general in his thirties came in front of me. He looked down at me for a while and ordered,"Let go of his mouth."
The rag in my mouth was finally taken out. I panted a few times before saying,"Is it General Tao Mingwu?"
"You know me?" The handsome general was very surprised.
"I don't know them, but I arranged for someone to send the bald donkeys 'battle plan to the general.”
Tao Mingwu thought for a moment." Hurry up and untie me!”
The soldiers hurriedly untied me, but I noticed that there were still a few soldiers behind me holding their weapons tightly, afraid that I would hurt Tao Mingwu.
"Who is Master?" Tao Mingwu asked. Why did he give the bald monk's battle plan to the young general in advance? Also, why was Grandmaster tied up in the bald monk's nest?”
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