If my first question was like a bolt from the blue for Erlang Shen and Nezha, then the second question was like a thunderclap! "Yang Jian, Li Nezha, do you think you were the ones who killed all the guardian monk soldiers that day?”
Erlang Shen and Nezha's faces were pale." Tang Sanzang, the Third Prince and I were drinking at the mouth of my river that day. Don't talk nonsense."”"Tang Sanzang, you don't have any evidence. Don't accuse Little Saint and me.”Erlang Shen and Nezha said these words weakly, far from being as righteous as before, making more than one person see that they were up to something.
"It's easy to get evidence." " Yang Jian, Li Nezha," I laughed sinisterly, making Erlang Shen and Nezha's hair stand on end." Although you changed your forms and hid your martial arts moves that day, the Three-pointed Double-edged Spear and Fire-pointed Spear you used couldn't fool my eyes!”
"You're talking nonsense! That day, we only used ordinary spears, not the Flaming Spear or the Tri-Pointed Spear…”Nezha shouted out and realized that something was wrong. Erlang Shen had already collapsed to the ground.
I successfully caught Erlang Shen and Nezha by surprise. Without saying anything else, I immediately turned around and said,"Master who knows everything and is perceptive, this disciple has finished asking.”
Tathagata's face was already green with anger." Four Vajra, execute these two traitors immediately!”
Although Erlang Shen and Nezha kowtowed like pounding garlic, Mo Liqing, one of the Four Great Vajras, had already raised his Qingyun Sword...
When I saw this, I waved my left hand proudly. I thought to myself, Erlang God, Nezha, farewell. Be smarter in your next life. Don't always go against me.
There was an old saying that one should not be complacent. It didn't matter if I waved my hand, but the ring on my hand was seen by a jealous person. She shouted,"Wait!" I turned around in surprise. It was Guanyin.
Guanyin put her palms together and said to Rulai," Buddha, although it is certain that Erlang Shen and Nezha caused the death of the Guardian Monk Soldiers, they do not deserve to die. Moreover, it is not confirmed whether they have unlocked the seals of the three Demonic Taoists. Moreover, the origin of the God-beating Whip and the God-killing Sword is not clear."”
After Guanyin's reminder, Tathagata also realized that he was too impulsive. If he did not figure out the origins of the Divine Striking Whip and the Immortal Slaying Sword, it was difficult to guarantee that other immortal realm magic treasures would not appear in the future and threaten his plan. Therefore, Tathagata nodded to the four Guardian Deities, and they immediately stopped, allowing Erlang Shen and Nezha to escape.
"Yang Jian, Li Nezha, do you think you were the ones who unsealed the three Demonic Priests just now? Where did the God-beating Whip and the God-killing Sword come from?”Under my influence, Tathagata unconsciously changed the way he addressed Erlang Shen and Nezha.
Erlang Shen and Nezha escaped death." Buddha, I was indeed unconscious just now. I don't know anything."”"Ancestral Buddha, I haven't seen the Divine Striking Whip and the Immortal Slaying Sword for more than 1,700 years.”
"Omnipotent Master, Yang Jian and Li Nezha are deceiving you. I clearly saw them undoing the seals of the three Demonic Priests in the room just now.”Anyway, I have already framed Erlang Shen and Nezha. If I don't kill them, my future will be difficult.
If it weren't for the fact that Tathagata was right in front of me, Erlang Shen and Nezha would have eaten me. " Buddha," Nezha said," I was indeed jealous of Tang Sanzang. That's why I dragged Little Saint to kill the guardian monk soldiers. I admit that." However, I have never colluded with the Demonic Priest. Buddha, please let me show my loyalty. I will go and kill all the Demonic Priest in Che Chi Country!”
Tathagata was very hesitant. His battle with Lu Ya just now was not easy, so he did not pay attention to who was the one who unsealed the three Taoist extremists. Now, God Erlang and I have our own reasons, so it's impossible to judge.
At this moment, Guanyin came over." Tang Sanzang, you said that Little Saint and the Third Prince unsealed the three Demonic Priest's seals. You said it alone, but who else saw it?"”
Rulai also said,"Golden Cicada Master, what evidence do you have? Don't be afraid. Just say it. Master will help you." I want to see who dares to be rude to my disciple?”
I looked very grateful." I understand. With my handsome, elegant, and noble master around, I'm not afraid of anyone.”
I realized that as long as I flatter Tathagata's transvestite image, Tathagata would be extremely excited. Should I consider it in the future? Give me a set of modern clothes, a replica of Li Xichun's performance costume, a transvestite costume that surpasses this era. It will definitely make Rulai happy.
"Reporting to the all-knowing Master, just now, other than this disciple, there were also three disciples who saw it."”
"Your disciple is on the same side as you," Guanyin said first. Is there anyone else?"
Erlang Shen and Nezha only realized today how beautiful Guanyin's penis was. Their usual dissatisfaction with Guanyin's penis had long been forgotten.
I sneered in my heart and said,"Since my disciple can't be the witness, then can your good fortune dragon girl and good fortune child be the witness?" They saw it too."
Guanyin was stunned for a moment." They are loyal to Buddhism, of course they can be witnesses.”Guan Yin thought," Red Boy has a feud with you. You've peeked at Ao Jiao bathing many times. Let's see how they deal with you!" As for me, I was secretly laughing in my heart. Red Boy was almost in the same boat as Sun Wukong. As for Xiao Longnu, hmph hmph…
Tathagata nodded in agreement and immediately got someone to bring Red Boy and Xiao Longnu in front of me. When Xiao Longnu came over, she wobbled as she walked. While I was pleased, I was also a little worried, afraid that someone would see through me.
Tathagata asked Red Boy and Xiaolongnu, who were kneeling in front of him," Did you see Yang Jian and Li Nezha undo the seals of the three Demonic Priests? Tell me the truth."
Red Boy originally wanted to say that he saw it, but when he noticed Guanyin's stance of chanting the Golden Hoop Incantation, he changed his mind." Buddha, I used a spell to protect Tang Sanzang, Anuo, and Jiaye. I didn't have the energy to pay attention.”
Guanyin humphed, but she couldn't flare up. She could only ask Xiao Longnu," What about you?"”
Xiao Longnu blinked her red and swollen eyes." Buddha, I saw it in the room just now. It was indeed Yang Jian and Li Nezha who undid the seals of the three Demonic Priests!”After Xiao Longnu finished speaking, she looked at me with a charming expression as if she was saying,'Husband, is this okay?' I secretly gave her a thumbs up.
Erlang Shen and Nezha almost exploded in anger. Nezha shouted,"Buddha, I have a grudge against Ao Jiao. Back then, I killed her cousin, the Third Prince of the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea.”
God Erlang grasped the key point." Buddha, the relationship between the Good-Fortune Dragon Lady and Tang Sanzang is ambiguous. I'm afraid that Tang Sanzang has already broken his lust precepts. Buddha, please investigate!"”
As soon as Erlang Shen said this, the gods and buddhas immediately exploded. Guanyin was shocked and jealous. She glared at me fiercely and was so angry that she couldn't speak. Tathagata's expression was complicated. He felt both envious and glad. He was envious that I had tasted the taste of bliss first, and glad that I could no longer snatch Guanyin's penis from him. Xiao Longnu blushed and lowered her head in silence.
I smiled bitterly in my heart. I had calculated everything, but I had missed this point. God Erlang had actually guessed my relationship with Xiao Longnu. I wanted to deny it, but I was afraid of hurting Xiao Longnu's heart, so I didn't say anything. Rulai probably wouldn't take my life because of this.
After a long time, Tathagata opened his hand and a ball of light enveloped him and me. "Golden Cicada Master, you can't hear us from outside now. Tell me honestly, did you break the lust precepts on the Good Fortune Dragon Lady?"”
Now that things have come to this, I can't hide it. Master who knows everything, in order to save my important minister, I joined the Dragon Lady of Good Fortune in the Joy Meditation.”Then I told him what had happened in detail, but changed the key points. I said that I had played along to save Anuo, Jia Ye, and my disciple.
After listening to my narration, Tathagata remained calm." Then what will you do in the future? You're already engaged to the Seventh Princess, and now you've ruined the good fortune dragon girl's chastity. How are you going to answer to Guan Yin Bodhisattva?”
I plopped down on my knees before Rulai." Omnipotent Master, I don't know what to do in the future. Please give me some guidance."”
Tathagata sighed on the surface, but he was overjoyed on the inside. He thought to himself,'This guy has finally forgotten everything in the past after ten reincarnations. Otherwise, with his special relationship with Guanyin…'
"How about this, after you finish reading the scriptures, I will give you a high position, so that you have the right to marry the seventh princess and take the good fortune dragon girl as a concubine. As for Guan Yin Bodhisattva, you should see her less in the future. Don't meet her after you learn the scriptures.”Tathagata said with his greatest compassion.
"Master, how can I thank you?”My eyes were filled with tears as I cursed in my heart. If she doesn't let me meet Guanyin's penis, how am I supposed to hit on her?
Tathagata patted my shoulder." It's nothing. Were they really the ones who unsealed the three Demonic Priest's seals regarding Erlang Shen and Nezha? Tell me the truth. I know you don't get along with them. If you really wronged them, I won't blame you.”
It would be a wonder if I would believe the words of Tathagata! I understand, this transvestite still doesn't believe me. "Master, everything I said is true.”I reckoned that it was unrealistic to still want the lives of Erlang Shen and Nezha, so I added," Master who knows everything, I also think that perhaps Yang Jian and Li Nezha themselves did not know that they had unlocked the three Demonic Priest seals.”
"Why do you say that?" Tathagata asked curiously.
"Almighty Master, when I was cultivating in the human world, I was still in the human world. He had once heard people say that the subconscious mind referred to when a person lost their normal consciousness and did things that they usually wanted to do but did not dare to do. Perhaps Yang Jian and Li Nezha were usually dissatisfied with our Buddhist Sect and went against us when they were unconscious.”I used the modern term.
Tathagata fell into deep thought. After a long while, Tathagata said," You're right. I've also heard Jesus mention this situation. There are people under his rule who specialize in studying this matter.”
I was stunned. Jesus! I originally planned to ask them if they had Jesus after I rescued my disciples. I didn't expect that there really was. Then, God and the other gods should have Jesus as well, and my plan would be much easier to carry out.
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