After Tang Sanzang woke up, he shouted,""Ghost!" After fainting again, Sun Wukong and the other three brothers could not help but panic even more.
"Ghost?" Sun Wukong asked doubtfully. No ghosts? No demon or ghost can escape my fiery eyes."
"Is he dead? If they died, they would split the luggage! I'm in a hurry to go back to Gao Lao Zhuang." Zhu Bajie said happily.
Friar Sand tried Sanzang's breathing." He's still breathing. Master, are you hurt?"？We have to find a doctor to treat it!"
Fortunately, Tang Sanzang didn't faint for long this time and slowly woke up.
I woke up again, not daring to open my eyes. I thought that if it was a dream, I would wake up as soon as possible, but my head hurt so much that it didn't seem like a dream. Could it be that he had arrived in the netherworld? But he heard that after a person died, it was Ox-Head and Horse-Face who came to escort him!？These three were clearly a monkey, a pig, and a big-eyed monster. Why was this happening? Where's Boss He? Where's the little slut? No, it was better to leave first.
I secretly moved my hands and feet. Fortunately, I could still move. Taking a deep breath, he jumped up and ran as fast as he could."If I was always at this speed, I could have entered the national team!”But later, I realized that even if I ran 100 kilometers first, I definitely wouldn't be able to escape!
When I was exhausted from running and wanted to stop to rest, I saw the three monsters suddenly appear in front of me. I cried out with a sad face and knelt down."Don't come over. Don't eat me!! Wu...! I have an eighty-year-old mother and a two-year-old child. If they eat me, they will all starve to death!!”
The monkey said in surprise,""Master! What's wrong with you? Did she fall and become confused? You're a monk, how can you have a two-year-old child?”
"Master, I didn't expect us to be the same kind of people," the pig said happily. I wonder how old Master's wife is this year? How does she look?"
The big-eyed monster said to the pig," Second Senior Brother, don't talk nonsense. How can Master be that kind of person? Master must have hit his head and said nonsense. I think we should find a doctor to treat Master."”
Wait a minute! I think I've seen such a scene somewhere before. Where is it? Yes, it was on TV, in Journey to the West! The monkey was Sun Wukong, the pig was Zhu Bajie, and the big-eyed monster should be Monk Sand, especially since Sun Wukong was wearing a golden hoop on his head. But why would they call me master? I suddenly had a bad feeling. I reached out and touched my head. Baldy?!!!!
I am now riding on the White Dragon Horse. Sun Wukong is leading the way in front, Zhu Bajie is leading the horse, and Monk Sand is carrying the luggage behind. How did I become Tang Sanzang? Who else could it not be! Why did he have to become Tang Sanzang? I'm still a virgin! Who didn't know that Tang Sanzang was a 10-life virgin! If he was done for, he would have to endure 81 more hardships and eat vegetarian food. Where did the original Tang Sanzang go? F * ck, let me suffer for him! I don't know how many demons of all sizes are waiting to eat my flesh! Wait, on the bright side, Tang Sanzang seemed to have a few luck with women, and the quality was not bad. If I were to meet him, hmph hmph...! Women, white mouse, and that little white rabbit, just you wait, I'm coming! Thinking of this, I gradually became happy. F * ck! So be it, it was better than death!
Unknowingly, the sky had already darkened. I ordered the camp to be set up. It could be considered as having a good time! F * ck, with such terrifying subordinates, Boss He is nothing. If he can bring them back, hmph, Boss He, little slut, Fat Pig Chen, I want you to die a hundred times worse than He Er! Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile proudly.
Then, he ordered Zhu Bajie to go beg for alms, Sun Wukong to protect him, and Monk Sand to start a fire and fetch water. According to his experience in Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang was basically caught when Sun Wukong went to beg for alms. He had to learn his lesson.
Zhu Bajie was really a good-for-nothing. He had gone for half a day to beg for alms, but he still came back empty-handed. However, I probably didn't have much of an appetite for the coarse rice he had melted." Zhu Bajie, I see that there are many wild animals in this forest. Go and catch a few pheasants and hares. Let your Junior Brother Sha start a fire and roast them." I tried to imitate the tone of the TV.
Sun Wukong widened his eyes." Master, what's wrong with you today?" You are a monk, how can you eat meat? "Aren't you afraid that Guan Yin Bodhisattva will blame you and you won't be able to get the true scripture?" Monk Sand chimed in.
" Disciples, haven't you heard of an eminent monk called Ji Gong saying that once wine and meat pass through the intestines, Buddha's heart will remain? There was another elder, Lu Zhishen, who had said something similar. Not only did he eat meat and drink wine, but he also especially liked to eat dog meat. However, he was still a national hero. I heard that Elder Ji Gong is the reincarnation of an arhat. The more they drink and eat, the higher their Buddhist cultivation will be. Are they not worth learning from? From now on, we will follow their example and specialize in drinking and eating meat. In the future, when you go to beg for alms, you don't need any radishes or cabbages. You only want chicken, duck, fish, and some good wine. Bajie, what do you think of what I said?”I knew that Zhu Bajie didn't want to be a monk. He was the same as me, so I started with him.
Zhu Bajie naturally agreed with what I said and kept saying,"Master is wise, Master is wise."”Monk Sand didn't object. After all, he was still eating people a few days ago."Master, then in the future, if your disciples can't cook chicken, duck, or fish, why don't you capture a few people and cook them? This way, your Buddhist cultivation might be higher..."
"Human flesh? I don't have the appetite, but if it's Boss He's group, I can consider it.”I thought to myself and hurriedly said,"Forget about human flesh. I can't eat it."”Sun Wukong was used to freedom. He was already dissatisfied with the many restrictions imposed by the original Tang Sanzang. Now that his master had opened his eyes, he did not object.
With meat to eat, Zhu Bajie was naturally very enthusiastic. Soon, he got a few pheasants. Monk Sand's cooking skills were not bad. He might have practiced it by eating people in the past. I'm starving. This meal is extremely delicious. Zhu Bajie, there were five pheasants and he ate four of them. I shared one with Monk Sand, and only Sun Wukong picked a few wild fruits to eat.
After eating, I lay down on my luggage (damn, it was really uncomfortable.) Ask them to make some tents and camp beds tomorrow. I fell into deep thought. I didn't expect that after I committed suicide, I would become Tang Sanzang. What should I do in the future? He would continue to travel west and face the 81 difficulties. Or would he break up with Sun Wukong and the others and renounce asceticism? No, Guanyin probably wouldn't agree. Besides, even if she agreed to renounce asceticism, what could he do in this era where gods and Buddhas were everywhere and spells were rampant? He would either starve to death or be captured and eaten by demons. He was powerless. Follow Sun Wukong to Flowerfruit Mountain? It was boring. There was not a single girl. They were all monkeys. I can't go to Gao Laozhuang either. I can't snatch my disciple's wife, right? Don't even think about it in Flowing Sand River. I won't go back to swimming. It seemed that he could only continue to be a monk, a very promising career. When he arrived at the Kingdom of Women, he remembered that the King of the Kingdom of Women was very interested in Tang Sanzang, but Tang Sanzang did not agree in the past. But I was different. I immediately agreed. Wouldn't marrying a queen who was as beautiful as a flower and jade give him endless wealth and glory? Good! He continued to head west, but his destination was not the Western Paradise, but the Kingdom of Women! However, before that, he had to subdue these three disciples and a horse. If Guan Yin did not agree, they would fight! I don't believe that the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, Marshal Canopy, Curtain General and a little White Dragon can't defeat a Guanyin like you.
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