I will never ride a White Dragon Horse again, not even if you beat me to death! No matter what, he would not ride it! No matter what, he would not ride it! This morning, I only said one sentence: "Bajie, bring me the wine (9).”Perhaps the white dragon horse was too agitated by what I said about the nine-headed bug yesterday and immediately fell off its horse again. I'll never ride a horse again. Otherwise, I'll have a concussion and be paralyzed that day. So, I walked. But the speed…
Using Zhu Bajie, who was the best at math, he calculated," Master, if you walk two miles in two hours, you will walk ten miles in ten hours a day. It will take you about thirty years to walk a hundred and eight thousand miles, and sixty years to go back and forth. By then, my grandson's son will be able to get married.”
F * ck! I know it's slow. I was smart enough to get them to make a shock-absorbing carriage. It's a two-person carriage that can be used to lie down or sit. It's safe and comfortable, and you can even bring a mm.
I was worried about money and wanted Sun Wukong to use the Golden Touch. But perhaps God really didn't want me, a pure, kind, honest, wise, and talented person, to cheat. Thus, a dozen fierce-looking men dashed out of the woods by the roadside, holding swords and spears in their hands, blocking the road.
I sat in the carriage and said lazily,"You opened this mountain, you planted this tree. I'll pass by here and take the money!”
A group of poor bandits, a dozen of them only had thirty taels of silver on them. The bandit leader even hugged my thigh with snot and tears in his eyes." Sir, take the money. Please leave our clothes and weapons behind."”
"I'm doing this for their own good, lest they meet someone more ruthless than us in the future and lose their lives. The Buddhist scriptures said,'Saving a life is better than building a seven-storied pagoda.'We saved more than a dozen of their lives, which is better than building a pagoda of more than a hundred levels.”Sun Wukong and the others firmly agreed with my words and expressed that they would do more good deeds in the future.
He learned from the bandits that there was a town nearby. So I ordered the three of them to change their image. It doesn't matter if they scare away the men, but it would be a big loss if they scared away the ladies.
As soon as I entered the city, I realized that almost all the young ladies and wives were staring at me. It's not strange. My current appearance is much better than before. What's Pan An and Song Yu to me? However, now was not the time to flirt with girls. There were still serious matters to attend to.
Find the casino (casino!?) On the way, I had already made Sun Wukong's thoughts clear. In order to help the poor in the future, I needed to use his Fiery Golden Eyes.
Soon, the thirty taels of silver became three thousand taels. After we left, the casino boss brought his thugs to stop us. The casino boss probably felt that we had won too little, so he compensated us with 1,000 taels of silver for mental damage.
"Beauty, do you like green peppers? What is your name? Would you like to take a ride in my carriage?”I pick the prettiest girl.
Tang Chao was very open-minded. The girl blushed and replied,"I'm Huanhuan. What's your name? My mom doesn't let me talk to strangers.”
" My name is…Li Xingya. Since your mother doesn't allow you to talk to strangers, please bring me to buy some things.”I'll just use my real name. How can I get girls with a monk's name?
Huan Huan didn't refuse and got into my carriage. He just asked me curiously," Lee Xingya, why are you bald? Are you a monk?"
He had failed! He forgot to buy a hat first. However, it was not a problem for me." I'm bald because I'm too popular. Every time I go out, this carriage is filled with flowers from the girls. There are often people who fight for me just because they want to talk to me first. In order not to hurt the girl's heart, I had to shave my head and pretend to be a monk. But in joy
In front of Miss Huan's beautiful face, how could I dare to hide it?”I said as I winked at the Piggies.
Huanhuan was very cheerful. It didn't take long for her to tell me everything about her. She's seventeen this year and her home is in this city. She even told me that she's not engaged yet! She also strongly hinted that I should go to her house and that she would welcome me at any time.
After buying everything, I bought Huanhuan a lot of makeup and invited her to lunch. I asked Huanhuan to bring us to the best restaurant in the city."Give me five bowls of shark's fin to rinse your mouth first, and then serve two of the most expensive banquets.”
At this moment, Huanhuan was completely mesmerized by me. She leaned against me as if she had no bones. She kept playing with me at the dining table, shouting,"Brother Li is long, Brother Li is short". Zhu Bajie was jealous and strongly felt that I was too selfish. He suggested that I should invite four girls instead of one! Sun Wukong did not comment. Although Monk Sand did not say anything, his expression showed that he agreed with Zhu Bajie's suggestion.
Originally, I wanted to stay in the city for a night, but the three of them, who were already blinded by jealousy, refused to agree. They found many reasons, especially mentioning Guan Yin Bodhisattva. Sun Wukong even threatened to find her. It seemed like they already knew what I was thinking.
Helplessly, Huanhuan left in tears after sending me out of the city. She cried and swore in my arms that she would marry her when I returned from the goods. I swear to the heavens that I will not marry anyone but her.
After Huan Huan left, Sun Wukong said unhappily,""Master, how could you do this? You're a monk, but you don't have any self-respect in front of women.”
"Wukong, do you know my painstaking efforts?" I said earnestly. The Buddhist scriptures say,'Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form.'It means that women are the Void Gate, and the Void Gate refers to us monks. The Void Gate is also women. Therefore, we can't refuse in front of women. We have to accept them. Only by not violating the Buddhist scriptures can we retrieve the true scriptures. Do you understand?"
Sun Wukong had no knowledge of Buddhist scriptures, and neither did Monk Sand. Naturally, he had nothing to say. As for Zhu Bajie, even if he knew, he would never say it. I think everyone knows this.
From then on, the life of a monk began to become more comfortable.
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Please see the next chapter,"Holy Monk Steals Ginseng Fruit," updated on February 18th.
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