In the second Peaches of Immortality Banquet, the Great Sage had caused trouble. Tian Peng planned to fish in troubled waters. (The chapter title is too long and can only be simplified, so I'll add it here.)）
As the saying goes, a thousand cups of wine are few when you meet a bosom friend, but half a sentence is more when you don't get along. The more the two talked, the more congenial they were, and the more wine they drank. In the end, the two of them simply came to the peach garden to become sworn brothers! This time, he started to drink even more wildly. Finally, Zhu Tian could no longer hold back his alcohol and fell head first onto the table.
The two bodyguards hurriedly rushed forward and apologized to Monkey. Then, they pulled Zhu Tian up and left.
Zhu Tian naturally wasn't really drunk. Halfway there, he used a divine art to transform his fake body, which was still lying on the shoulders of the two bodyguards, snoring loudly. His true body turned into a gust of wind and returned to the peach garden. He found a quiet place to hide.
The monkey also drank a lot of wine and felt a little sleepy. It turned into a two-foot-long human and fell asleep under the thick leaves on the treetop.
Not long after, seven fairies came to pick the peaches with flower baskets on their heads.
The following plot was just like the original novel. One of the fairies alarmed the monkey. After the monkey took out the Jingu Staff and frightened him, he asked if he would be invited to the Peach Banquet. After he heard that, he stopped the seven fairies and rode the auspicious cloud straight to the Jade Lake.
Zhu Tian slowly revealed his true form. He looked at the Seven Celestial Maidens who were frozen in place, then at the Immortality Peach Tree that stretched as far as the eye could see. He couldn't help but smile and say,"This is called the mantis stalking the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind! Haha, since the Peaches of Immortality Victory Conference won't be held, why don't…I, this old pig, take advantage of it!”
Zhu Tian took out a Heaven-Earth Pouch that he had prepared beforehand and kept it like a whirlwind. Zhu Tian was really ruthless. He had swept away all the ripe heavenly peaches! It didn't matter if it was 3,000 years old or 6,000 years old. To Zhu Tian, it was a treasure. As for the 9,000-year-old ones…he didn't care about whether they were raw or cooked. He took them all.
"Old Mister Wu said that the ripe peaches were all eaten by that monkey. I think it's also nonsense. There were a total of 3,600 peach trees in the Immortal Peach Garden. Even if there were ten ripe peaches on each tree, there would be 36,000 of them! How big was a monkey's stomach? How can you eat them all?" Zhu Tian looked at Xiao Tao and couldn't help but ridicule Old Mister Wu. However, he came to a realization soon after. He slapped his head and said," I've taken all the ripe peaches. Old Mister Wu didn't know about it, so the blame naturally fell on Monkey. I've wronged Old Wu, haha…"
Then, Zhu Tian turned into a gust of wind and rushed toward the Jade Lake.
When they arrived at the treasure pavilion, they saw the monkey swaying and leaving on the auspicious cloud. As for those immortal officials, strong men, and Daoist boys, their hands were soft and their heads were lowered. They were unconscious. They had been hit by the monkey's sleepiness.
Zhu Tian opened his Qiankun Bag again. All the exotic flowers and fruits, all kinds of delicacies, all kinds of immortal wine, he took them all. Even the dishes and wine jars were not empty. The delicacies that were enough to feed thousands of people were all taken away by Zhu Tian, not even a drop of vegetable juice or wine was left behind.
The most infuriating thing was that Zhu Tian was still mumbling while pretending," Brother Monkey, please forgive me. I was forced to do this. How long is the road to learn from the scriptures? We don't even know when we'll be in the western world. Our future master is also a monk. He'll definitely force us to be vegetarian! If I don't prepare more food, how am I going to live! Please bear with it. At most, I'll count you in when I eat secretly in the future…"
Looking at the treasure pavilion that was left with only a table and screen, Zhu Tian chuckled and put away his Universe Bag. Then, he disappeared in a flash.
When Zhu Tian arrived at the last stop, the Tusita Heavenly Palace of Lihen Heaven, the monkey had already left. There was no one in the alchemy room. The five gourds were all over the place, and there were dozens of golden pills rolling on the ground.
Zhu Tian was overjoyed. He had guessed that the monkey was impatient and drunk, so he would fall when he ate the golden pill. This way, some would definitely be scattered and they would be impatient to pick them up. Now that I see it, it's really easy for me, Old Pig.
He didn't care if it was clean or not, and he laid on the ground to pick up one pill after another. After that, he was afraid that he would miss one, so he didn't even let go of the corners. He crawled in and out, crawling all over the pill room.
However, seeing that there were only 20 or so Golden Cores in his hand, Zhu Tian could not help but feel a little depressed. The monkey had eaten these golden pills and then used the Samadhi Fire to forge them into a piece. Only then did it become a reinforced iron bone. He had thought that after refining pills for so many years, Old Lord wouldn't only have five gourds. And that drunk monkey was thick-hearted and did not know how to search carefully. He could just have a spoonful of stew! He also wanted to refine some reinforced iron bones for fun…
Who knew that apart from the five gourds of golden pills and the pill furnace, there was no other golden pill in the pill room. He didn't know where they were hidden. With his own ability, he probably wouldn't be able to find them.
Zhu Tian sighed. Just as he was about to leave, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind. Pill furnace? If there was fire in the furnace, did that mean that there was a golden core inside?
Zhu Tian didn't care whether the fire had not reached its peak or whether the Golden Core had been formed. He went up and opened the lid of the furnace. He poked his head out and saw a dazzling golden light inside. Indeed, there were hundreds of golden pills floating in it.
The moment the pill furnace was opened, the cauldron fire was extinguished. The golden core inside rose up and was about to explode. Fortunately, Zhu Tian was prepared. He opened his Qiankun Bag and kept everything inside.
Zhu Tian was lucky. If he had opened the furnace earlier, his Golden Core would have been destroyed. At this time, the golden core had reached the final stage of the slow fire. Although it was still a little early and the effect was reduced by a lot, it was not wasted.
Actually, even if Zhu Tian knew, he wouldn't care about that. To him, even the dregs of the Jindan Stage were better than nothing! Even if he was crippled…what did it have to do with him? Anyway, that monkey had already taken a few big bites of the blame, so he did not need this small bite.
With the Golden Core in hand, Zhu Tian had achieved his goal. He did not stay any longer and turned into a gust of wind and left.
When he returned to Canopy Palace, he saw his fake body lying on the couch, snoring loudly. Smiling, he closed his true body and woke up.
Zhu Tian opened his eyes but did not get up. First, he pricked up his ears to listen and noticed that there was no movement outside. He waved his hand and set up a layer of restrictions before standing up and happily counting the stolen goods.
Zhu Tian looked at this and smelled that. He was really happy! This deal was really worth it. Not only did he get all the benefits, but there was also someone to take the blame. How could there be such a good thing in this world? It was a pity that he could only do it this once. He would not have such a good opportunity in the future…
After taking a bite of the dragon liver, a bite of the immortal peach, and a mouthful of immortal wine, Zhu Tian couldn't help but burst into laughter. By now, those immortals should have arrived, right? I wonder what kind of expression he will have after seeing that scene? Let's sit in a row and drink together! Haha...
While drinking the Jade Nectar and eating the rare fruits, Zhu Tian took out the Golden Core that was still warm. Looking at it again and again, she was overjoyed. She really wanted to eat it all in one bite.
But thinking about the future…Zhu Tian slowly put the golden core back.
In the original novel, he said that he had been beaten 2,000 times for teasing Chang'e and was banished to the lower realm, where he had been mistakenly reincarnated into a pig's womb. And because one's spiritual nature is immortal, it remembers the past.
However, since it was reincarnation, his Zenith Heaven body was useless. So what was the use of having a body of steel and iron bones even if he ate a golden pill? At that time, the Jade Emperor would naturally know that he had also secretly eaten the Jindan. Then, under the Five Fingers Mountain, there might be one more person to suppress…
Let's leave it for the future! After I descend to the lower realm, I'll drink some nectar to expel the turbid qi. Eat some mutant fruits to strengthen your body. After that, he would eat immortal peaches and become immortal, living as long as the heavens. In the end, he ate a golden pill and refined his body into a body of steel and iron. With the Nine Revolutions Great Rejuvenation Pill Dao as the main and the Thirty-six Heavenly Constellation Transformations as the auxiliary, I don't believe that with this ability, I can still be weaker than that monkey?
What he needed to think about now was how to bring this qiankun bag down in the future.
In the original novel, it was said that after he descended to the lower realm, he only had one true spirit and did not bring anything down. However, he later said that the nine-toothed rake had always been in his hands. It was really strange. How did the rake go down?
One had to know that the nine-toothed rake was also an immortal weapon, and the original novel praised it even more. It was said that its original name was Xunjin Paladin, which was made of divine ice iron. The iron was forged by Laozi, and the fire was blown by Mars. The five emperors worked together, and the six Ding and six Jia went into battle together. They killed gods and Buddhas when they met them. It was simply comparable to the Jingu Staff. How could such a powerful weapon be taken away by a sinner who had been banished to the lower realm?
It seemed that it was better to believe in nothing than to believe in books! Therefore, I, Old Pig, can't completely believe what Old Wu said. It was better for him to think of a way to secretly send the qiankun bag to Gao Laozhuang and hide it so that when he went down to the lower realm in the future, he could obtain materials nearby…However, that monkey had caused such a huge disaster. Now that the celestial heavens were under martial law, he could not go down now.
Well, after a while, the monkey would be caught by Erlang Shen, and then Laozi would refine the living. When his Fiery Golden Eyes were completed, he would come out and cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace. At that time, the celestial heavens would be in chaos and the gods would retreat. He could take advantage of the chaos to descend to the lower realm.
Hehe, everyone says that I am dumb and stupid, but haven't all the immortals in the sky been played by me? Everyone said that monkey was smart and quick-witted, but didn't he still take the blame for me?
Hmph, this is just the beginning. Let's play slowly in the future.
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