After Zhu Tian returned to the cave, he thought about Gao Cuilan's gentle and elegant taste for a while, and then he thought about the hardships on the road to the Western Paradise. For a moment, he could not help but feel dejected and depressed.
When the sun had set and the sky was already dark. Zhu Tian then stood up unhappily and transformed back into his true form. He created a gust of wind and charged straight at Gao Laozhuang.
However, after entering the boudoir and seeing the monkey changing into Gao Cuilan's appearance and posing coquettishly, she couldn't help but feel angry and amused. How beautiful is my wife's smile? How can I be as funny as you? Since you like to pretend to be a woman so much, why don't I…
"Wifey, your dance yesterday was very beautiful. How about you do it again today?”Zhu Tian didn't go over. He sat down at the table and poured himself a cup of herbal tea. He drank it while smiling.
"What dance? Aiya, I'm a little tired today. I won't jump, I won't jump!”How could that monkey have thought that he would have to dance after taking in a demon? He couldn't help but curse in his heart and hurriedly decline.
Zhu Tian laughed secretly and pretended to be disappointed.""Why aren't you jumping anymore? Wasn't everything fine yesterday? How demoralizing…Then let the lady sing a little song!”
The monkey was furious. What kind of person was he? How can I sing a song for a monster like you? This demon, why did he still like this? Do you really think I'm your wife?
The monkey wanted to turn hostile, but before it could find out the demon's background, it was afraid that he would run away and have nowhere to look for him. He suppressed his anger and coughed dryly."I can't sing a song, my throat is broken…Cough cough…Listen, listen, I keep coughing.”
Zhu Tian almost laughed out loud. He quickly suppressed his laughter and shouted,""Ruined my mood! Wifey is really disappointed today! Forget it! Then, take off your clothes…"
"Take off your clothes? Why are you taking off your clothes?" The monkey was shocked. Why was he taking off his clothes again?
"What's wrong?" Zhu Tian asked with a stunned expression. In the past, didn't you always take off your clothes first and let this old pig admire you enough before resting?”
The monkey bared his teeth in anger and cursed in his heart,""Why are there so many flowers? This demon really knew how to enjoy life? No wonder he came to be a live-in son-in-law. It turned out that he was a flower demon!”
"You take off your clothes first today! I…I'll go and pay my respects first." The monkey happened to see a clean bucket and jumped up.
Zhu Tian pretended to be naive and responded. He took off his clothes and went to bed.
The monkey heaved a sigh of relief when he saw Zhu Tian obediently get on the bed. After thinking about it, he pretended to sigh and said,"Your fortune is too low!"
Zhu Tian got up and shouted angrily,""What do you mean by low fortune? Today, you didn't dance, sing, or take off your clothes. I knew that something was wrong! After saying that! What is it?"
The monkey rolled his eyes at Zhu Tian's words. He was angry and amused at the same time. After a long time, he continued,"Today, my parents were separated by the wall. They threw bricks, threw tiles, and even shouted. I'm not happy, so of course I'm not in the mood to dance or sing.”
Zhu Tian revealed an expression of realization and said,""So I, Old Pig, wronged my wife! Don't your parents know that you can't wash your dirty linen in public? Wouldn't it be bad if the neighbors heard? What did they scold?"
The monkey was angry and amused." You still know not to wash your dirty linen in public?" he said. But you're always in the clouds. Who doesn't know that you're a monster? It's not good for the neighbors to hear you…Daddy said that ever since you became our son-in-law, our relatives have been cut off, and the neighbors don't dare to come! Not only did you ruin Qingde and taint the family's reputation, but you also don't know your name. How can I not be angry? How can I not curse?"
Zhu Tian's face was filled with grievance and anger as he said,""Didn't I tell you when I first arrived? He invited me over because he was willing. Why did he say such words today? Forget it! I'll say it again. I live in Yunzhan Cave on Fuling Mountain. I take my appearance as my surname, so my surname is Zhu. My official name is Zhu Ganglie. If he asks you again tomorrow, you can tell him this.”
The monkey was overjoyed. Since he knew the root of the matter and knew where he lived, he was not afraid of him running away! He smiled and said,"My father wants to ask the master to take you!" Aren't you afraid?"
Zhu Tian laughed loudly and collapsed on the ground.""She's asleep! He was asleep! Ignore him! I, an old pig, have the changes of the heavenly stars and a nine-toothed nail rake. What are you afraid of, a monk or a Taoist priest? Even if your old man has connections and invited the Nine Heavens Devil-rinsing Ancestral Master to the lower realm, he can't do anything to me!”
When the monkey saw Zhu Tian's indifference, he said indignantly,""I don't know if it's the Nine Heavens Devil-rinsing Ancestral Master. I only know that he wants to invite the Great Sage Equal to Heaven who wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago to capture you!”
Zhu Tian suddenly sat up and asked in shock,""Really?"
The monkey was overjoyed and said proudly,"Of course it's true! Are you scared now?"
Zhu Tian laughed out loud." What am I afraid of? I'm only afraid that he won't come! Do you know that the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal is an old acquaintance of mine and we have a good relationship? Why would he take me?"
The monkey wiped his face and revealed his original body. He sneered and said,"Take a look at who I am. Why didn't I know you were an old acquaintance?”
Zhu Tian stared at the monkey with his mouth agape. Suddenly, tears began to flow from his eyes. Then, he wiped his face and transformed into Marshal Tianpeng. "Brother, look at who I am. Do you dare to say that we're not old acquaintances?"
The monkey was stunned for a moment before it cried out and pounced on Zhu Tian to hug him. It asked in shock,""Brother, don't cry! Don't cry! Aren't you working in the Heavenly Court? Why did he come to the lower realm? How did you become like this?"
How could Zhu Tian not cry? The moment he thought about how his happy days had ended just like that. Secondly, he thought about how he would not only have to take on responsibilities in the future, but he would also have to be a vegetarian. Thirdly…if he didn't cry, how could he continue acting?
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