In the seventh chapter, it was love at first sight. Sister Egg fell in love with the pig demon. It was a good thing to enter a dream after getting drunk and cause a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace.
When Zhu Tian regained his senses, he found himself in the forest of the lower realm. It was covered in long hair, with big ears and a protruding nose. There was also a strand of hard mane on the back of its head. There was also a nine-toothed rake standing diagonally beside it.
Zhu Tian caressed the nine-toothed rake and thought of the past. He couldn't help but roar at the sky. For a moment, tears fell like rain, and she could not make a sound.
"Eh? Look at that pig demon? He was actually naked and holding a hoe, shouting and crying so sorrowfully. Was he a stupid pig?”Suddenly, two little demons appeared from behind the tree. Seeing Zhu Tian's expression, they couldn't help but laugh in surprise.
Zhu Tian was already in a bad mood, and when he heard this, he was even more furious. He didn't even turn around and just struck with his rake.
With a "Puchi" sound, nine holes appeared on the head of the small demon who spoke. Blood splattered everywhere, and brain matter splattered out. He flipped over and fell.
The other little demon cried out in fear and turned around to run.
Zhu Tian still didn't turn his head. He only snorted coldly and raised his hand. The rake flew into the air and killed the demon.
Zhu Tian looked at his naked body and couldn't help but feel embarrassed. Although there was no one here, it was still not elegant. He stepped forward and took off the clothes of the two demons. He did not care that there was still brain matter and blood on them as he randomly put them on.
After killing the two of them, Zhu Tian's heart was still burning with anger. He raised his head to the sky and silently swore," Damn heavens, one day, I, Old Pig, will return to the celestial heavens! Like that monkey wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace! He had to kick down the Southern Heavenly Gate, drain the Jade Pool, shatter the Jade Emperor's throne, and burn down the Great Divine Wind Palace! If I don't turn the world upside down and kill him until his blood flows like a river, how can I vent all the anger in my heart?”
Just as Zhu Tian was about to vent his anger, he felt a gust of demonic wind blowing from behind his head. Immediately after, he heard a heaven-shaking wail.
"Aiya, who was so cruel to actually kill my son? My son, you guys died so tragically. Even your clothes were stripped off…You, that pig demon, were you the one who killed you? Pay with your life!"
Zhu Tian felt frustrated. Why was he here again? Without even looking, he struck out with his rake. However, he didn't expect that person to be so nimble. He turned around and actually dodged it.
Zhu Tian was quite surprised. He turned around and saw that the person was a beautiful woman with a voluptuous figure, almond-shaped eyes, and peach cheeks.
The woman was originally extremely angry. She pulled out two swords and was about to chop his head off. However, when she saw Zhu Tian's face, she was stunned. Then, she actually revealed a love-struck look, her eyes full of peach blossoms as she cried out,"Wow, what a handsome pig demon!"
Hearing this, Zhu Tian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He couldn't continue with the second strike. It wasn't that he couldn't do it because she was beautiful, but because this banshee was too funny, so his hands suddenly lost their strength.
Although he didn't have a mirror to look in, how could he not know what he looked like? As long as one thought about the description in the original novel and the style in the TV series, one would know that it was definitely a heaven-defying image that would hurt the eyes and stomach.
However, not only did this demoness not run, she even shouted that she was so handsome. Her taste was not to be said, but it reminded Zhu Tian of the time when he was the best actor, and the scene when those fanatical fans saw him. Other than the fact that he didn't have a photo of the banner, what was different about it? At least their expressions were similar…
Zhu Tian couldn't help but smile when he thought of this.
With Zhu Tian's pig-like face, his smile could not be any uglier. However, the demoness was pleasantly surprised. She threw down the sword in her hand and jumped over with a swoosh. She stared at Zhu Tian with burning eyes and said with an intoxicated expression,"Brother Pig, are you smiling at me?”
Zhu Tian rolled his eyes and turned his head to look at the sky, ignoring him.
"You fool, why don't you pay attention to me?”The woman was a little embarrassed and annoyed, but then she turned to joy and said with a smile,"Could it be that you're shy because your face is young? Hehe, we're all demons, so why do we have to do this? I live nearby. Seeing you sitting here alone with nowhere to go, why don't you…come back with me?”
Zhu Tian didn't know what was going on, but when he heard the word " idiot," his mind became a little muddled. This was because the voice of the demoness when she called him a fool was extremely similar to Chang'e's. He didn't even hear what she said later on.
The woman saw that he was silly and did not ask any more questions. She went forward and pulled him. Zhu Tian stood up in a daze and followed him.
In a flash, they arrived at a cave.
"This mountain is called Fuling Mountain, and this cave is called Yunzhan Cave. My name is Second Sister Egg. Do you have a name?”Second Sister Egg asked with a smile. Then, seeing that he was in a daze and did not answer, she pursed her lips into a smile and said to herself,"Are you a mute? Forget it! I'll call you mute from now on."”
However, the second sister immediately frowned. After thinking hard for a while, she suddenly clapped her hands and said,"Mute doesn't sound good. Seeing that you're in a daze, I'll just call you a fool in the future! Dummy, can you live here in the future?”
Zhu Tian suddenly grinned and said,""Good! But you have to call me idiot ten times a day…"
Second Sister Egg covered her mouth and giggled non-stop." So you're not mute? However…he was a real idiot! Giggle, idiot, idiot, idiot…Aiya, ten times isn't enough? Idiot, can you call me a few more times?"
Zhu Tian nodded seriously and said in a muffled voice,""The more, the better!"
Second Sister Egg could no longer maintain her composure. She immediately held her little stomach and laughed coquettishly.
After entering the cave, the egg second sister was very attentive. He invited Zhu Tian to rest on the stone platform and went to start a fire to boil water, wash rice and cook.
Suddenly, the water boiled, and Second Sister Egg took out a large wooden bucket, filled it with water to adjust the temperature, and sprinkled the petals. Then, he pushed Zhu Tian into the tub to bathe as if he was coaxing a child. Then, he hurriedly ran to cook. He was extremely busy.
When Zhu Tianyu was done, the food was ready. Second Sister Egg took out a jar of old wine from somewhere and made two cups. She took great pains just to make the pig laugh.
Zhu Tian didn't stand on ceremony. He took a cup and chopsticks and started to chew.
"Fool, eat slowly. Don't choke.”Seeing Zhu Tian eat so quickly, Second Sister Egg thought that he was starving and could not help but feel a little heartache. Then, she smiled sweetly and said,"Fool, do you know that this is the first time I've cooked for a man." Alas, if you hadn't killed those two little demons who started the fire to cook, why would I have to work so hard? You have to appreciate it."
Zhu Tian's mouth was full of rice grains. How could he have the time to answer her? She only whimpered a few times to express her gratitude.
As the saying goes, when wine enters one's heart, one's heart becomes even more sorrowful. Although the wine was inferior, it had a lingering effect, so Zhu Tian quickly passed out.
Second Sister Egg rolled her eyes and was overjoyed. He quickly helped Zhu Tian onto the bed and turned around to take a shower.
He only said that Zhu Tian drank to drown his sorrows and fell into a dream after getting drunk.
As he was thinking, he saw himself riding a White Dragon Horse, along with Monkey Sun and Monk Sha, two of his underlings. They held a nine-toothed rake in their hands and charged towards the Heavenly Palace in an awe-inspiring manner. He first kicked over the Southern Heavenly Gate and then knocked down the Four Heavenly Kings with his rake. Then, he charged into Heavenly Court and started a massacre.
He drained the water of the Jade Lake, burned down the Great Divine Wind Palace, and smashed the Jade Emperor's throne. For a moment, the immortals retreated and the gods avoided them. The Jade Emperor was beaten until he peed his pants. It was a refreshing killing!
Not long after, Lord Tathagata rushed over to save him and wanted to gamble with him again. He pretended to agree, but when he was halfway through the jump, he hit him with a rake. It smashed Tathagata's head into a big bump, and his face was golden-purple. He shouted that the demonic pig was powerful and left in a panic.
The Jade Emperor had no choice but to beg and was willing to use everything the Heavenly Court had to prepare a wedding for him and Chang'e.
Then, the scene changed. Chang'e was wearing a phoenix crown and a red veil on her head. She kowtowed three times and nine times with him as they entered the bridal chamber.
He was just about to speak gently to Chang'e and tell her about the pain of parting. She took off all her clothes and dove into his arms.
Zhu Tian only felt a warm and soft body coiling around him like a snake. Under the influence of passion, how could he care about anything else? For a moment, a faint fragrance floated in the air. She was covered in red waves as she panted and whispered softly…It was very comfortable.
Suddenly, Zhu Tian came back to his senses. However, in the midst of his haziness, he heard the person in his arms calling him a fool. This time, his mind became a little muddled again. He felt dizzy and could not help but sink into it again.
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