A few hundred years later, after the legendary land had returned to peace.
In a corner of another world, a handsome young man was rubbing his eyes and cursing that the world was too dark and the school was too harsh. He was lamenting about the evil school career.
No matter what, I, Long Xiaowei, am such a handsome child, but I still have to be persecuted by the school every day. I have to go to school so early every day, and I can't sleep in class. Once I sleep, I have to write a self-reflection. After writing the self-reflection, I have to go to class. After class, I have to do my homework until I can't sleep at night. Tomorrow, I'll be a giant panda again…
Long Xiaowei continued on his way to school. Perhaps this was what everyone said. It was one thing if you didn't want to go, and another if you didn't go.
The quiet school was accompanied by the finance teacher's lullaby and the flute music of the students sleeping. The entire classroom returned to its usual peace, but as long as it was a teacher, it seemed that he would not be satisfied with such a beautiful movement. Perhaps this was the reason why teachers and students could never get along harmoniously!
Student Long Xiaowei, please answer. What is the most famous thing in Japan? The finance teacher spoke very softly, but with a faint smile on his face, there seemed to be another meaning.
The sound was so soft that it was almost blocked by the ears of all the sleeping students. Long Xiaowei was no exception. However, when he heard the question, what was the most famous thing in Japan? He seemed to have a reaction. His eyes opened a little, and there was a hint of confusion and yearning in his eyes. The corners of his mouth revealed a bright smile as he said,"Of course, it's a beautiful actress's film.”The voice seemed to come from the horizon.
However, it was this sound that caused the music to stop. Everyone looked at Long Xiaowei in unison. Time seemed to have stopped. Then, the boy suddenly burst into applause and cheers. Finally, Long Xiaowei, who was playing with the Duke of Zhou's daughter, woke up. When he realized what he had just said. A scream echoed in the quiet campus.
When Long Xiaowei calmed down, he felt for the first time how tragic it was to be seated in the middle. When he looked at the smiling faces and the pairs of eyes that could speak, he felt a sense of despair. He finally knew what a panda's enjoyment was.
The finance teacher, who seemed to have already known the result, revealed an even deeper smile. That smile seemed to be very satisfied with Long Xiaowei's answer. Then, a sentence of praise came,"Student Long Xiaowei sure knows Japan well! By the way, hand me a 5000-word Japanese porno later. If the number of words isn't enough, I can edit it for the whole class. I believe it will be a masterpiece!”
These words of praise sounded like the whispers of a demon to Long Xiaowei. However, this was different from the whispers of a demon. If it was really a demon, at least it could escape. However, these words of praise were so powerful.
This was because some of his classmates had already come up with ideas for Long Xiaowei.
"Little Wei! Actually, you don't have to write 5000 words. Just write some. We'll help you modify it!" A girl who looked like a T-rex said with concern.
"That's right! Bro, it doesn't matter if you don't want to write. Tell the class what you want to write. The writing experts in the class will definitely help you complete it. If you win an award in the future, you won't get a cent of the prize money!”When a boy finished speaking, the entire class laughed until they fell to the ground. That boy even put on an expression that said, I really want to help you.
Long Xiaowei naturally knew what the consequences would be if he did not write. He immediately covered his head with his school uniform and took out a piece of paper and a pen to write on the paper. When he handed the 5000-word "masterpiece" to the teacher, he was stunned. Long Xiaowei really felt that this was the first time the sky was so blue, the grass was so green, and even the voice of the auntie who collected the discarded bottles was so beautiful!
However, the reality once again made Long Xiaowei believe that the world was still dark. When Long Xiaowei walked out of the classroom with relaxed steps, the finance teacher's words came,"Student Long Xiaowei's essay is very well written. It's very financial conscious! In terms of literature, it's very post-modern! It seems that you must have spent a lot of time and effort on this economy! No wonder you're always late. But it doesn't matter. I'll take this to explain to my classmates why you're always late. It's because you're too busy. I believe they'll definitely understand you!
Long Xiaowei wanted to cry but had no tears. On the way back, Long Xiaowei kept thinking about what sin he had committed to make him hungry. He was a little lecherous, but he had to admit that he was hungry. However, there were nine out of ten men who were horny, and one of them was a back-to-back. This was once a classic saying for men. Didn't it explain the problem? I just like to look at beautiful women and take advantage of them occasionally, but I haven't done anything wrong until now. Heavens! Tell me! Is it because I can't be a pure and friendly angel, nor can I be an evil and despicable demon? So you're punishing me! But there are so many people in the world that you can't find, why did you find me! Maybe I should convert to Jesus!
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