Long Xiaowei was still thinking about the ambiguous meaning in the girl's secret. He couldn't help but take a deep breath. Just as he took a deep breath, the group leader sent another message, breaking Long Xiaowei's thoughts.
Yangyang: " Why are your thoughts so impure? I hate people who can think of that kind of place just by saying a few words. If I were to find a husband, I would definitely find a man who is as pure as the snow lotus on Tianshan."
Little Wei: " You'd better not look for her. I think you might have a better chance if you change your sexual orientation. Otherwise, you can only try your luck at a gay bar. But even if you're lucky, she might not marry you!"
Yangyang,"You…" You... I'm so angry. Do you still want to hear it? Forget it if you don't want to hear it. Anyway, I don't want to tell my girl's secret to a man like you.
Long Xiaowei was not interested in the secrets of girls, but seeing that she was really angry, he did not want to end the conversation with her so quickly. Now, he could basically confirm that she was a girl! If a man were to say the first part, then it would be worth it for me to be deceived. At the thought of this, he immediately pretended to plead and sincerely typed out a sentence.
Xiaowei: " I'm sorry, sister. I was wrong. I think you must be a beauty!" He definitely won't hold it against me, so tell me!
Yangyang,"What a sweet mouth!" I'll tell you since you called me sister!
Little Wei: Sister is the best. Hurry up and say it. I'm listening.
Even Long Xiaowei himself did not believe it. How could he possibly say something so humble? Although it was on QQ, his attitude was too different from his usual attitude! Just as Long Xiaowei was thinking about why he was like this, the group leader quickly began to explain.
Yangyang,"Why do you say that girls look at their nature?" The reason was that girls didn't just look at how handsome a guy was. There were too many things that they needed to look at, such as whether he had money, a car, or a house. Secondly, it also depended on whether his body was difficult to dress up, whether his temper was easy to bully, and whether his parents were easy to deal with. Finally, they would look at how he looked. Because of the previous foreshadowing, it was not impossible for a handsome man to become a gangster, and an ugly man to become a handsome brother. That was why girls were able to see things more clearly, mainly in terms of academic performance. Generally, girls 'grades were generally better than boys. This was the reason why girls could see things so comprehensively. It would be strange if their grades were not good. Or to put it another way, an ugly man carrying a bag of money to find a beautiful woman to be his girlfriend. When he threw out a million dollars, the beautiful woman smiled at him.
Xiaowei: " F * ck, this is the essence of the problem. Why don't you just say that your girls love the rich and the poor?"
Yangyang: " We're in an economic society now. Money isn't everything, but you can't do without money. So, do you think you should choose a pretty face and have nothing else? Or do you want to have everything except for the fact that the person is not as good looking?"
Xiaowei: " I think love is the most important thing. Nothing else matters. Even if I can only eat kimchi porridge, it's much more interesting than eating delicacies with someone I don't like. If I were the former, at least I would be happy eating because there's someone I like by my side to face everything with me. If I choose the latter, not only would I not be able to taste food, but my soul would never be able to find sustenance. This kind of life is meaningless."
Long Xiaowei did not know why he was in such a hurry to explain himself. He had never taken anything to heart. He always felt that love was something that hurt his brain cells, so he never thought about it. But why did he mention it in front of a stranger today? Long Xiaowei was a little confused. It seemed that something was wrong with him today. However, he could not figure out why.
The group leader seemed to have paused for a moment when he saw Long Xiaowei's words, but not long after, he typed another sentence.
Yangyang: " I didn't expect you to be such a romantic. I can tell at a glance that you're someone who's pretending to be a Casanova even though you're poor. People like you should go find a dinosaur to be your wife!" Dinosaurs and beauties had many advantages?
When Long Xiaowei saw the first part of the sentence, he did not know why he was so angry, but he still suppressed it and sneered.
[Little Wei: Then tell me, what are the benefits?]
Yang Yang: Well, marrying a dinosaur might cause you to regret it for a while, but from a long-term perspective, dinosaurs have many benefits. After combining the experience of my predecessors and my own personal experience, I have summarized the eleven advantages of dinosaurs:
One, 100% original
Looking at the beauty advertisements nowadays, from pulling double eyelids, raising the nose, to breast augmentation and waist girdling, the methods were so vicious and the process was so cruel that even the underground workers back then could not stand it. However, this was how an artificial beauty was refined. If you married a dinosaur, you wouldn't have to worry about her having any parts of her being artificially modified. After all, it wouldn't be a dinosaur anymore. Therefore, you wouldn't have to worry about marrying a reconstructed warrior.
Two, 90% can be assured
In this society where extramarital affairs and third parties were popular, as a man, he definitely didn't want a dark green cloud floating above his head. That was a man's shame, which meant that he was inferior or incompetent in a certain aspect, such as money or bedside. If you were accompanied by a dinosaur, you would be cuckolded, but it would be much lower than other men.
Eighty percent safety
There were all sorts of things happening in the newspapers and magazines every day. As a woman's husband, you definitely didn't want your wife to become the target of a pervert. If you married a PLMM, you would probably be afraid that she would be molested outside. However, if you married a dinosaur that people didn't dare to look at, I believe you would be afraid of what would happen if she molested others outside. At the very least, you have to believe in the eyes of a pervert. As for why it's not 100% safe, that's because we can't rule out the possibility that there are also perverts who are desperate.
4.70% comfort
If a woman's most important aspect was not pleasing to the eye, then she would make a big fuss about it. This was one of the characteristics of dinosaurs. Whether it was cooking or financial management, dinosaurs were much stronger than beautiful women in these aspects. When they were tired, they would give you a massage. When they were hungry, they would give you delicious food. They were kind and considerate. Dinosaurs were generally able to bring out their inner beauty to the fullest. Other than the fact that your eyes couldn't be taken care of due to congenital reasons, your mouth, nose, ears, stomach, and so on were perfect enough to make you speechless.
5.60% Value Preservation
The value of a beauty in her twenties and thirties could be described as a high platform dive. A hero's waist would be broken, and time would drive away the beauty. After the age of twenty-five, the value of a beauty would be calculated by multiplying her mass by the acceleration of gravity. After thirty, she would fall to the ground. However, dinosaurs were different. There was not much difference between a 20-year-old dinosaur and a 30-year-old dinosaur. In some aspects, there was an appreciation, such as gentleness and consideration.
6. Fifty percent savings
Marrying a beautiful woman who knew how beautiful she was meant that she had to support a brand of cosmetics, two garment factories, three shoe factories, four beauty salons, five hair salons, and six coffee shops with many men who had the same experience. Seven shopping trips and eight movies a month, can your pocket handle it? On the other hand, a set of clothes and a pair of shoes could last a dinosaur for many years. A haircut would only cost five yuan. Usually, you don't leave your house. Other than buying groceries, you watch TV at home. Have you ever thought about how much money you can save? Marrying a dinosaur was like marrying a treasure that helped you save money instead of helping you waste it.
40% Freedom
If a woman was a dinosaur, she would definitely be grateful to the person who married her and would not interfere too much in his life. However, I don't think I need to say much about what a beautiful woman would do at home. From washing clothes, cooking, and wiping the floor, she would have to hand over her monthly salary honestly. It could be said that she had no freedom at all.
Eight, thirty percent of face
Marrying a beautiful woman was the capital for you to show off, but it would also arouse everyone's jealousy. Usually, when you went out, you would also become the target of ridicule. If you went out with your wife, you would become the target of neglect. Marrying a dinosaur would make you more sympathetic in your circle of friends. If you went out together, your wife would definitely not steal your limelight and completely retain your self-esteem as a man.
Nine, 20% Incentives
If someone else married a beautiful woman, but you married a dinosaur, it would be a failure for a motivated person. Although there were many benefits to dinosaurs, one beauty could cover up all ugliness. You would always feel that you were a failure in this aspect, so you would work hard to surpass others in other aspects. Marrying a dinosaur would actually stimulate your initiative in another aspect, but only 20% of people could really turn this sadness into strength.
10, 10% honor
Think about it, you married a dinosaur. How admirable and shocking is that? What's the difference between your behavior and those who go to the countryside to help the poor? The only difference was that they were helping a poor person who was lacking in material resources, while you were helping a woman who was in trouble in terms of appearance. How great was this?
Eleven percent regret
No matter how you looked at it, you would never regret marrying a dinosaur. Lai Han married a good wife. Are you willing to be that Lai Han? A fresh flower stuck in cow dung, could it be that you're willing to be that pile of cow dung? If you look at the first nine, you can marry a dinosaur without worry and grow old with her.
Long Xiaowei felt dizzy again. He felt that the other party was so powerful that he could even summarize the percentage from 100 to 0. At this time, a strange thought appeared in Long Xiaowei's mind. He quickly typed out a sentence.
Xiaowei: " I'm impressed. May I ask if your mother is Jiang Qing or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?"
Yangyang: What do you mean by that? Humiliating me? However, I still have to tell you politely that I'm sorry to disappoint you. My mother and father both have the surname Yang.
Little Wei thought,"You're a female general of the Yang family? Don't tell me your name is Yang Yangyang!"
Yangyang: Sorry, you're half right. My name is Yang Yang.
Xiaowei: Can you show me the video? If you don't show me the video, I'm going to dream of the park tonight.
Yangyang laughed. Alright, then don't regret it. Also, you have to show me what you look like!
Xiaowei: " Okay, don't worry. I'll take sleeping pills at most and sleep well tonight."
Yangyang: " I'm done. Hehe, you're quite handsome too. You're quite different from what I imagined!" Why are you smiling in a daze?
Long Xiaowei was shocked by the person in the video. It was not that she really looked like a Sadako. On the contrary, her skin was very tender and fair, as if a gust of wind would leave a mark. Under her curved eyebrows was a pair of big, lively eyes. Under her cute little nose was a small cherry-like mouth that was smiling. Two dimples appeared on her face. Seeing that she was sizing him up, Long Xiaowei blushed, which was a rare sight. He instinctively wanted to close his eyes, but his eyes seemed to be out of control. He could no longer shift his gaze away. His heart was beating faster and faster, as if it was about to jump out of his throat. In order not to let the other party see his embarrassment, Long Xiaowei used his last remaining will to cancel the video. However, the cute image in his mind could no longer be dismissed. Was this love at first sight? Long Xiaowei wasn't sure. He only knew that he immediately typed a sentence on the keyboard.
Xiaowei: How old are you?
If Long Xiaowei had seen someone ask this question in the past, he would have laughed his head off. However, the current Long Xiaowei felt that this face did not seem to belong to this complicated world. It was as if only those fairies from ancient times who stood on the top of a snowy mountain and looked at the beautiful mountains and rivers had such a face. Now, Long Xiaowei's mind was blank. He could only think of this sentence.
Yangyang laughed. I just celebrated my 14th birthday! How old are you?
Long Xiaowei felt as if a bucket of cold water had been poured over him from head to toe, and then directly into his heart. If he had not seen her last question, who knew how long Long Xiaowei would have been like this. He thought to himself, The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment! Then, she replied.
Xiaowei: I'm not lying to you. I just turned 18.
Yangyang: " In four years, you'll be 22, and I'll be 18!"
Little Wei: You became an adult when you were 18, and I might have graduated from university when I was 22! But why are you saying this?
Yangyang,"Think about it yourself!" Some people were bitten by spiders and didn't become Spiderman, some people were bitten by black girls and didn't become Black Man, and some people were struck by lightning and didn't become Flash. Then I'll turn off my computer early today and see if I can become Shen Dianxia (Power Saver)!
Xiaowei: Oh
Yangyang, 3166 then!
"Goodbye." No! I understand now. I know what it means when I'm 22 and you're 18. It's a waste of my feelings to be hungry so quickly! Forget it, I'll wash up and sleep too. I definitely won't wake up until the sun hits my little butt tomorrow.
Yangyang: " Silly girl, you're so stupid. You don't even know that I'm invisible. Do I really want to become Fatty that badly?" I can't even tease you. You're so boring. Forget it, I'm going offline too! He was really a little tired.
[Little fool, are you the only one who can turn invisible?] But maybe I really fell in love with you, you little fool. No matter what the real meaning of the 4 years you mentioned at the end was, I will think according to my understanding. Yang Yang, I swear here that I will be a pure boy like the snow lotus on Tianshan Mountain. When I really do it, I will marry you in 4 years.
Long Xiaowei turned off his computer in satisfaction. However, not long after he said that, the QQ notification rang again.
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