The night in Guangzhou was windy. In this city, you could never get a real cool. The tall buildings were cold and distant, and the lights on the surface were bright but the inside was decaying. They had long isolated everything. You could only stay in your own small space, blowing the air-conditioner and cooling the fan. It was really f * cking boring…
Unexpectedly, Wu Dachun ran over with a roasted duck in his hand. At that time, Little Po was full of nonsense. He had never thought that Wu Dachun would fulfill his promise. It wasn't that Wu Dachun was usually this arrogant, but that fellow found it especially annoying. If it were to be exchanged for the tiring and not tiring work of paying out of his own pocket, Wu Dachun would definitely take the lead. Just like…what was that saying again? When a prostitute met a pimp, they hit it off.
" What are you standing there for? It's like that…" Wu Dachun tilted his shoulders and strolled into the house. He placed the two large boxes of roast goose on the table and sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, looking like he was here to collect a debt.
" Good enough, good enough." Xiao Po put away his suspicious expression and took out a cigarette to hand to Wu Dachun.
" F * ck, I can't bear to hear that. Dachun has always kept his word. Besides, we can't eat for free." Wu Dachun glared at Xiao with great dissatisfaction.
" Get lost. If you didn't come empty-handed that time, you'd look like an idiot…" Little Po didn't think that Wu Dachun was born with a good heart. After all, they had been brothers for several years, so Little Po understood Wu Dachun quite well.
" F * ck, it's so damn hard to be a good person. I quit. I just have a favor to ask of you…" Wu Dachun revealed a cunning smile and said with both carrot and stick, This roast goose isn't free either. It's up to you. You can either throw it into the trash can or split it between us."
" Hehe…the fox's tail is finally exposed." Little Po said, but his subordinates did not stand on ceremony. They first tore off a roasted goose leg and swallowed it.
Father Yuan usually didn't go home for dinner. He would buy ready-made food and eat with Mother Yuan at the hospital. Yuan Yunrou went to earn her internet fee and didn't come back. Therefore, there was only Xiao Po left in the house. He had originally planned to eat instant noodles to cope. Now, Wu Dachun had taken the initiative to send delicious food to his door, although his intentions were very strong. However, Little Po was not worried at all. What taking advantage of others 'hands, eating other people's soft lips, f * ck it…
Wu Dachun directly twisted the goose head off and held it in his mouth. He said vaguely, Do you have wine?"
Little Po was busy talking and didn't have the time to bother with Wu Dachun. He only nodded lightly and drew a circle with his left index finger in the direction of the dark kitchen. Wu Dachun grinned and ran into the kitchen. After rummaging around for a while, he finally found half a bottle of Little Confusion. Then, he ran in to get two cups.
" F * ck…What's that smell? It's so moldy." Wu Dachun took a small sip of Little Confusion, but before he could swallow it, he spat it all out on the ground.
" Hehe, I bought it during the Qingming Festival. It's been half a year since then. My family doesn't like it, so I've always used it to show respect to the gods and spirits. And you, little pervert…" Little Po deliberately disgusted Wu Dachun.
"Really?" Wu Dachun revealed a murderous smile.
"Hey, what are you doing? "I'm a villain, I don't use my mouth. No…No, a gentleman uses his mouth, I don't use my hand. Don't come over, really don't come over. I have a black belt in judo, and I'm in the 10th to 20th level of karate. Don't…don't, help…"
Wu Dachun leaned against the sofa, his left hand on his waist and his right hand on his neck. He struggled and said," I say, Boss, can you be gentler and let me live? I haven't enjoyed the same treatment as Wei Xiaobao. If I did, I wouldn't have any regrets."
" What the f * ck? It's none of my business. You're the one who's willing to hit the wall. I wanted to stop you, but on second thought, I can't possibly disappoint you…" Little Po spread his hands innocently and continued to mock Wu Dachun." You're just like a bull, you're afraid of children. Wei Xiaobao doesn't cry out in pain when he falls, so he's polygamous. All you can do is lower your head and think about how to deal with your baskets of extinct animals."
" Women, oh women, it's so f * cking awesome." "Ouch, ouch…" Wu Dachun screamed in pain.
Little Po snickered secretly. There were a lot of people who had been beaten up by Wu Dachun. He should also suffer this feeling. Otherwise, the heavens would be too fucking unfair.
Wu Dachun smoked a few smokes and finally stopped complaining about the pain. He suddenly became spirited. Brother, I have something to discuss with you. It's definitely a good thing."
" Something good?" Little Po glanced at Wu Dachun and said coldly," You can keep it for yourself. I don't have the time."
" Hehe, I've made an appointment with a netizen tomorrow afternoon…" Wu Dachun lit a cigarette and blew on it a few times." A woman."
"Nonsense, are you a boy?”。Little Po's disdainful gaze swept across Wu Dachun.
"Online username 'Spring Sales' is 19 years old, a local from Guangdong. We've already video-called him. Awesome, flawless body, angelic face, smooth as ice butt, alluring pair…" As Wu Dachun spoke, his eyes gradually revealed a lewd and evil light.
" F * ck, naked chat?" Little Po's astonishment could be described as 'dead'.
Wu Dachun was indeed a pervert on the rankings, but he was such a hooligan. Before today, Xiao Po would rather die than believe it, but the truth was right in front of him. Moreover, Wu Dachun looked intoxicated. Other than being surprised, Little Po was more worried.
Wu Dachun took a few deep puffs of his cigarette." We've been brothers for a while, and Spring Sales has already agreed. Bring another beauty out. I've seen the photos. She's quite pretty and has a great figure. She's definitely your type."
" Gosh, that kind of thing." Little Po shook his head vigorously.
" You won't fail in that area, right?" Wu Dachun sighed and looked at Xiao Po's crotch." Heavens, he's so pitiful at such a young age."
You're the one who can't do it." Little Po rolled his eyes at Wu Dachun." It's useless to say anything. I'm not doing it anyway. I don't have the time."
" You really don't want to do it?" Wu Dachun asked.
"No." "There's no room for discussion," Little Po said resolutely.
" Alright then. If you want to be slaughtered this time, you can just accept it. Who asked you to have a conscience?" Wu Dachun lowered his tone." Brother, remember to burn more incense in front of my grave. On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the sixteenth day of the second lunar month, the seventeenth day of the third lunar month…"
" F * ck, can't we just go?" Little Po curled his lips.
There was no hope of persuading Wu Dachun. Even though he was very unwilling to collude with him, Little Po could not just watch his brother suffer silently. It was fine if he cheated money and sex, but he still needed to be taught a lesson. It was a little too much to lose one's life if one encountered a life-threatening baby. For the sake of Wu Dachun's safety, Little Po could only agree.
" Hehe, good brother…" Wu Dachun let out a sinister laugh.
Wu Dachun had also roughly estimated the potential risks of this matter, and he had also retreated in his heart. However, when he thought of the 2000cc nosebleed he had suffered during the naked chat, he felt indignant. The most terrible thing is that Chun Xiao actually agreed to get a room with Wu Dachun. If it were you, would you refuse?
" It's settled then. I have something urgent to attend to…" His goal had been achieved. In order to not leave any room for Little Po to change sides, Wu Dachun hurriedly bade farewell and left. There were some things that he had to prepare tonight.
Guess what? Wu Dachun actually went to the mall to buy a few boxes of aphrodisiac…
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