Xiao Xiao smiled mysteriously, her pair of phoenix-like eyes were like an old woman seducing Little White as they kept moving around Little Po's body. Little Po could clearly feel an urgent desire in Xiao Xiao's eyes to savagely eat him up. It felt like Wu Mengda had been hit by the Soul Shifting Technique cast by the spider demon in The Legend of the Cinderella in A Chinese Oathtale. His entire body was trembling violently.
However, Mr. Wu Mengda's violent trembling was due to the excitement of the climax triggered by some kind of combination, while Xiao Po's violent trembling was due to the chilling cold. Everything was too f * cking unfair…
"Pin…" Wu Dachun was halfway through his sentence when his mouth was completely sealed by a pair of small hands.
My real name is Lian Wenwen. I don't plan on calling you a noble, or else people will treat me like a monster." Xiao Hun raised his eyebrows and said deliberately," Besides, you're not a noble at all. You can't stand up straight and you don't answer. You look just like a hooligan."
" Hooligans?" Wu Dachun wiped his face, straightened his back, and coughed a few times. He was obviously not in the right, but he asked politely,"Tell me, don't I look like a noble?”。
" Just your lousy online name is enough to make people's jaws drop. I was wondering why you didn't call yourself 'noble but not lascivious' or 'peerless family' or something like that. You just had to call yourself 'declining aristocrat.' Or you could have just called yourself a fatuous ruler. You'd definitely be noble beyond words." Xiao Hun's cold tone, her sarcastic words, and her eyes that were about to spew poisonous fire, she had to do this…
"F * ck, you can even use this as an example. Then let me ask you, is General Wu Qi considered a noble?”。Wu Dachun was extremely anxious. You little pervert, are you deliberately trying to embarrass me? I really won't f * cking threaten you…
"Never heard of it. Is it from the Qing Dynasty?”。Xiao Hun acted as if he didn't know anything.
"Then…Then…You should know the original author of 'Wu Chengen's Journey to the West, right?”。Wu Dachun was smug and laughed crazily." Unless your knockoff b * tch is powerful."
" Yes, I know a thing or two. Just like you said, he's an author and a well-known celebrity." Xiao Hun stopped talking and organized his words before continuing,"" Celebrities and aristocrats are ultimately not on the same level. Modern aristocrats can be created with money, but it would never work in ancient times. Even if you're filthy rich, you're just a local lord at best. Celebrities are celebrities. They will never fly up to become aristocrats."
After listening to Ecstasy's wonderful theory, Little Po felt his stomach acid churning non-stop in his intestines, and he could blurt it out at any time. F * ck, it was rare to see such high-level flirting. They were already naked on the internet, but they were still fighting in real life. These two were so good that it was hard to say. They were really f * cking disgusting…
"Then why don't you explain what it means to be a true noble? The emperor's mother, the empress's grandmother?”。"Or is it a bicycle, dog food, a treadmill, or cigarettes?" Wu Dachun said angrily. And you even f * cking gave me the Noble brand sanitary pad?"
" These are all fake prices. If they were placed in ancient times, they would simply tarnish the reputation of the nobles. Just a casual packaging and a label would make them feel good and even make them look good. They didn't even look at what was inside." Xiao Hun looked at Wu Dachun coldly."" Pure aristocrats refer to the descendants of the royal family during the ruling period. Unfortunately, there were no pure aristocrats surnamed Wu in ancient times. There were a few titled aristocrats, such as Wu Sangui. As for the emperor…"
" F * ck, a traitor, a big traitor, and now you're talking about a noble. How f * cking heartwarming…" Wu Dachun clapped his hands excitedly." If I were the emperor, I'd definitely drag the three clans out of the Meridian Gate and whip them."
" This is an unchangeable fact. In history, there weren't many nobles with the surname Wu, and there were even fewer people who were recognized. The easiest to remember was Wu Dagui. Xiao Hun rolled up his sleeves and said lightly,"" You think you're awesome, don't you? You don't know that people secretly think that you're a traitor, a traitor, and a lackey. You think that you're a noble just because you've wiped your farts and stomped your feet? You're really a spatter."
After Xiao Hun finished speaking, he looked at Wu Dachun with disdain. Wu Dachun's face turned green. He couldn't even utter a word of bullsh * t. All the details showed that Wu Dachun was in deep trouble…
Little Po glanced at Xiao Hun curiously. With such a profound explanation, could it be that Xiao Hun was a real declining noble?
However, when he thought of Xiao Hun's unusual behavior, Xiao Po denied the possibility that Xiao Hun was a declining noble. Even if she was, she was only a noble on the verge of degeneration. Perhaps she would become a commoner in one step.
However, there was one thing that was worth guarding against. Xiao Hun indeed had a temperament that couldn't be ignored. In some details, even Murong Zhuqi couldn't compare. His mouth was eloquent, calm and exquisite, and the aura he gave off when he spoke had Wu Dachun in his grasp.
Wu Dachun was also a person with twisted logic. It was extremely difficult for Wu Dachun to be moved without a deep cultural background and rich knowledge. But in reality, she had done it. At this moment, Wu Dachun was so ashamed that he couldn't show his face. He had to admit that Xiao Hun was a powerful and terrifying woman.
In other words, it was very likely that Ecstasy had disguised another face. Xiao Po began to suspect whether the real body that was chatting with Wu Dachun naked on the Internet was ecstasy. Xiao Po wanted to ask Wu Dachun clearly, but the conditions did not allow it.
In short, Xiao Po's impression of Xiao Hun at this moment was that she was a dangerous, evil little woman who could not be approached.
" Alright, alright, don't put on that face of a defeated rooster…" Xiao Hun changed to a relaxed and peaceful tone and said with a deep meaning, It's just a disagreement, not a disagreement."
" Nothing, absolutely nothing. Why don't you continue…" Wu Dachun smiled awkwardly. He temporarily put away all the anger in his heart and planned how to take revenge tonight and completely conquer ecstasy from another aspect.
Zhen Yi was an unfathomable expert. He poured a mouthful of chili and a mouthful of honey into Wu Dachun's anus. After that, he even poured a bottle of wine. Wu Dachun even had a humble smile on his face. Little Po was puzzled. Based on what he knew of Wu Dachun, he shouldn't be so cowardly. All sorts of abnormalities told Little Po that everything that was about to happen might be much more complicated than he had imagined.
They stayed in the park until evening. Xiao Hun then suggested that they go for dinner. Xiao Po immediately raised his hands in agreement. For the entire afternoon, he had watched Wu Dachun and Xiao Xiao's secret affair, as well as Xiao Xiao's sinister gaze towards him. Xiao Po's stomach was filled with gastric acid and he wanted to vomit. He was already so hungry that his eyes were blurry.
They found a special farmhouse restaurant. Not long after they sat down, before they had time to take a sip of tea, Xiao Hun said," Excuse me for a moment." Then, she held Xiao Xiao's arm and walked into the bathroom.
Wenwen, do you want to make a move?" Xiao Xiao stared at Xiao Hun who was touching up her makeup in front of the mirror and said worriedly,""In my opinion, the two of them aren't bad people. Isn't it too much to really kill them?”。
"Why not? Since you've already met him, who cares if he's good or bad? Perhaps what you see is only on the surface, but in reality…" She swallowed the words that she was about to say and concentrated on admiring herself in the mirror, revealing a sly smile.
"Really?" A trace of helplessness flashed across Xiao Xiao's eyes, but she couldn't bring herself to reject him. Even if you refuse, it may not be as effective as Qin. Xiao Hun had a stubborn personality. Once he made up his mind, the space for change was so small that it could not accommodate a single sentence.
"Of course, can't you tell? That kid of yours looks silly on the surface, but he's actually very smart on the inside…" Ecstasy laughed lewdly." In my opinion, you have to spend more time and effort. Otherwise, don't even think about setting that kid up."
" Don't worry. If necessary, I'll personally fight. I don't believe there's a second Liu Xiahui in this world. Even if it's Liu Xiahui, I'll make him become Xi Men Qing…" Xiao Xiao shook the medicine bottle in her hand and smiled confidently,"" Besides, we have special weapons."
The two girls with ulterior motives smiled at each other and walked out of the bathroom.
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