Although the burly man was walking, he was not much slower than a horse. After chasing for two to three miles, he saw the burly man walking back with a dull expression. Needless to say, the tiger must have been lost.
Zhang Feng and the other two got off their horses and went forward."This warrior, please. I saw you chasing a tiger with your bare hands just now. May I ask your name?”
The burly man said with a stunned expression," I'm a rough man, but I don't understand these words. My surname is not Gao, nor is my name Da, my name is Dian Wei!"”
Oh, it meant how many people in the Three Kingdoms could have this kind of ability! So it was the unfathomable Dian Wei from the Three Kingdoms! It was said to be unfathomable because Comrade Dian Wei had never fought with other experts in his life. It was really hard to say what strength his subordinates had. However, there was no doubt that this Dian Wei's loyalty and skills were not below that of Guan Yu, who was praised by many in the future.
"Hero Dian, I saw you chasing a tiger just now. Is it your pet?" Huang Xu asked curiously.”
When Dian Wei heard about the tiger, his face darkened. He waved his hand and said,"Oh, don't mention that beast! I haven't eaten for three days, and I've been hungry for the whole day today. This is the bad luck of the heavens. There's a drought everywhere, and all the food that can be eaten has been eaten up by people. Here-" Dian Wei pointed at the bare white tree trunks in the forest. From the roots to the height of two people, the bark had been peeled off, making them look like naked little girls, shyly removed.
"It's not easy to see such a big guy. I thought I could eat my fill, but I couldn't catch up with him on an empty stomach.”
Wen Pin interrupted again,"May I ask, warrior, if you don't have a weapon, can you defeat a tiger empty-handed?"”
When Dian Wei heard this, he grinned happily."This isn't much. If it had hit his stomach, that guy would have died in two punches. After saying that, he raised his bowl-sized fist and waved it in front of the three people.
It was said that tigers and leopards had copper heads, iron tails, and beancurd waists. In addition to the fist-sized ones, Li 'er and Lian' er's waists probably wouldn't exceed the diameter of this fist…The thick veins on the back of their hands were like small snakes, protruding high.
Damn, what kind of mother could give birth to such a superman? The three of them clicked their tongues endlessly, even Huang Xu, who had always been proud of his bravery, felt ashamed of his inferiority.
"Hero Dian…" asked Zhang Feng.
Dian Wei waved his hand impatiently." Don't call me strong or not. I know I'm strong, but I'm not strong enough to die, right?" You scholars are so troublesome when it comes to talking. What do you mean by laughing to death? What do you mean by being tired to death? What do you mean by being a little big?"
The three of them were speechless.
In Dian Wei's eyes, these three martial artists were called 'literati.'
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" Then, Brother Dian," Zhang Feng scratched his head, feeling a little dizzy," if you have such great ability, why don't you join the army and make a name for yourself? With your abilities, becoming a general is definitely not a problem.”
"A platoon?" Dian Wei asked curiously. Are you a soldier?"
"Yes, yes." The three of them were sweating again.
"I used to kill people in my hometown. Later, I joined the army under Zhang Miao. He saw that I was strong and gave me a long position. He also had nine small soldiers under him. However, I had a big appetite. Every time I ate a meal for ten people, I ate it alone. The other nine people couldn't beat me, so I had to tell him about it. In the end, I was beaten twenty times and chased out. I heard that Puyang has a very rich man called Zhang Feng. It should be good to be a soldier under him. I'm going to join his army.”
When Zhang Feng heard this, there was actually such a thing? Dian Wei, a fierce general that could not be found even with a lantern, was actually chased out of the military camp because he ate too much? Zhang Miao, thank you. I won't say anything else. It's fate!
"I am Zhang Feng. Since Brother Dian wants to join the army, come back with me. I guarantee that you will be promoted and rich in the future.”
"Wait, I heard that Zhang Feng is a rich young master who has no place to spend his money. Looking at your appearance, I'm afraid…Eh, you still look like a general.”He didn't expect that this Dian Wei, who was thick from head to toe, would actually be cautious and afraid of being coaxed into selling?
Zhang Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He took out a small silver ingot from his belt and waved it in front of Dian Wei."Does this mean that I'm Zhang Feng?”(Note: At that time, copper coins should have been in circulation. There was not much gold and silver mining reserves. Only rich people had this thing.)
Dian Wei looked at the white silver. His black face glowed red and his pupils widened."Then I'll trust you for the time being. Let's go, let's go, bring me to join the army.”
As soon as he finished speaking, a thunderous sound rang out. Dian Wei rubbed his stomach in embarrassment."I'm sorry, three generals, I'm hungry. The food ran away again, do you have any food to fill my hunger?”
When a military horse went out, they would always bring along some dry rations and dried meat that could last them for a few days. Zhang Feng even brought some with seasoning. The three of them giggled as they piled all the food into Dian Wei's arms. They watched as his huge bloody mouth opened and closed. Three days worth of food, which was equivalent to nine people's food, disappeared into his bottomless pit at an astonishing speed.
" Awesome. Uh, I now believe that you must be Zhang Feng. Even the dry rations are so delicious. Uh, sorry, I ate too fast, uh." Dian Wei smacked his lips, looking as if he had not had enough.
"Big Brother Dian, I am now a subordinate of Lord Cao Cao. Will you come with me to see the Lord?”
"Uh, that Lord Cao?”Dian Wei looked at Zhang Feng in confusion." Will you care about my food?”
"Yes, yes. As long as you're hungry, tell the Lord and he'll give it to you.”
"Alright, then I'll go with you."
"Big Brother Dian, in the future, even if you want a beautiful girl, the lord will give it to you!”
"Little girl? What was he here for? Was the pretty one tastier than the not-so-pretty one?”
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"I want to be your wife! Do you understand?" Zhang Feng was about to go crazy.
" Oh, I understand. It doesn't matter if she's pretty or not. The key is to know how to cook. As long as she can cook enough to feed me, I'll marry three women at once. One meal in the morning, one meal in the evening, and one meal at midnight…"
The veins on Zhang Feng's forehead were throbbing. If it wasn't for the fact that he really couldn't beat him, he really wanted to beat this ignorant brute up.
"The most important thing for a woman is to give birth to a child for you, understand?”Zhang Feng resisted the urge to look at Dian Wei's mouth because he had the urge to tear it apart. Although Zhang Feng felt that he was crazy, he did not expect that there was someone in this world who could actually drive him crazy with his mouth.
"Have a baby? I'm not stupid. You still want to share food with me when you give birth to a baby? I can't even eat my fill now."
Zhang Feng finally understood. Dian Wei's highest goal in life was to eat his fill!
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