After Empress Xiao Mei left, everything in the world seemed to have calmed down. There was no longer any depression in the forest. Even the air seemed to have become fresher. I continued my unfinished forest exploration.
The surrounding animals began to rise to level 25 brown bears. Unlike other small animals, brown bears had a sensitive sense of smell and a strong sense of self-protection. As soon as I approached their range of activity, they would immediately glare angrily at me. However, as long as I didn't attack, other than glaring at me, they basically posed no threat to me.
After walking for a while, he looked around and thought,""Could this be the legendary lost way? F * ck, I'm wise and mighty. Why would I give you this little forest?”
It was obvious that one couldn't walk on the road just by shouting, and in a hurry, one would often get lost even more thoroughly. I walked to a brown bear not far away before stopping. I roared,"F * ck! This forest seemed to be almost the same everywhere. How could he live? The damn coordinate system only had two numbers. How could he leave?”
When the brown bear heard the creature in front of it roaring, it immediately paid attention to me. Of course, it didn't know what I was talking about, but when it heard my sudden roar and the killing intent on my body gradually increasing, it felt that this person in front of it was definitely an intruder! In order to protect their beautiful home, they had no choice but to put on a proper defensive posture.
While I was depressed, I gradually felt an abnormal feeling on my left. I shook my head and saw a brown bear glaring at me angrily, letting out a low growl that made me depressed.
"F * ck! It's just a little bear, and you're pretending to be a bird in front of me? You should take a good look at yourself. You're just a level 25 little bear. I'm not in a good mood today. Hurry up and get lost!”
But of course, how could a bear understand my 'human language'? After the brown bear heard me roar a few more times, its aura became even stronger and it slowly approached me.
"Hehe, so you're here to find trouble! You must be tired of living today. How dare you provoke me? Coincidentally, I'm in a depressed mood today, so I'll let you vent your anger! Come on, when I chop you into pieces, I'll take your bear paw back and make soup for the blacklist!”
When the brown bear saw me taking out my Heavenly Halberd from my inventory, he immediately knew that I was going to attack. At the same time, he gathered his strength. As the saying goes,'attack is the best defense', and the way to recover and increase my aura is to strike first! He immediately flew towards me. []
Even though the little brown bear was only level 25, as someone who understood basic physical science, I still believed that it was impossible for me to send something heavier than myself flying. My body moved slightly, and I tilted my halberd and gently knocked the brown bear's paw to avoid the attack.
The brown bear wasn't just a brown bear. It didn't know kung fu, so it could only use its four legs to stabilize its body after flying into the air. Unfortunately, its opponent was a human, and a crazy one at that. Just as the halberd had repelled the bear paw, it used the counterforce of the halberd's upward movement and the rotation of its body to draw a deep halberd mark on the ground. Then, it slashed the smooth back of the brown bear from below.
"My nickname is 'Don't Hold Back.' Little Bear, after you die, slowly return to the system and learn to read my name!”
The Sky Halberd heavily struck the brown bear. Bears were creatures with thick skin and flesh. Even with my full strength attack, I was unable to split it in half. After dealing a heavy damage of [? 378], the brown bear let out a loud scream.
"If you want to die, hurry up and die! Don't scream so miserably. If others hear it, they will think that I'm raping you, a dead little bear. If word gets out, it'll be strange if I don't exterminate your entire family!”
The brown bear's bloodshot eyes turned back to look at me as I spoke, as if it was trying to tell me not to be so arrogant. At the same time, it swung its paw in front of me again...
"Arrogant! It's just a dead little bear, and it's even a seriously injured dead little bear. How dare it pretend to be awesome in front of me! You couldn't hit me when you were at your peak, and now you won't even touch me!”
I used the halberd as a support point to avoid the bear paw. At the same time, I jumped onto the back of the brown bear. I didn't give the brown bear any time to counterattack. I roughly pulled out the halberd from the wound of the brown bear and slashed the halberd at the brown bear's head.
"Let's see if your head is harder or my polearm!”
When my polearm landed on the brown bear's forehead, it immediately let out a miserable cry and circled around. It seemed like it was looking for me, the enemy who had caused it so much pain…
"An animal is an animal. Let's see how many times you can last!”
The halberd struck his head 4-5 times again, causing more than 1000 damage. How could a little bear endure my continuous heavy attacks? After letting out another miserable cry, it immediately turned into a corpse after spending a few experience points and a dozen copper coins…
The birds in the forest seemed to have sensed the bear's dying cry and immediately scattered from the trees as if they were facing a powerful enemy.
I picked up the copper coins that I had thrown on the ground and looked at the birds that were fleeing in all directions. I couldn't help but mumble to the dead brown bear's corpse,"Little Bear, oh Little Bear, you can die in peace. Why do you have to roar at the birds? Others are sleeping and you woke them up like this. Look at how bad the birds feel! When they come to tear you into pieces, don't expect me to save you!”
Only after I completely pushed the responsibility onto a brown bear's corpse did I continue my journey in satisfaction…Eh? Gan Ma felt a little wet. He stuck his head out to take a look.
I let out an angry roar, which was even louder than the brown bear's roar!
"Damn bird! If you want to go to the toilet, don't you know how to find a place? You must poop on my armor. A good brass armor has been stained by you just like that. If you have the guts, come down. Look at me..."
Before I could finish my sentence, another pile of white objects fell from the sky and directly hit my head. The control of time and the accuracy of the position were even more accurate than the G66 high-intelligence stealth bomber controlled by AI in the 22nd century!
A certain someone silently touched the 'wound' on his head and wiped the 'white blood' that flowed out of the 'wound' as he silently looked up at the enemy hovering in the air. The bird's cries seemed to be mocking him, high and steady.
Just like that, someone exploded…
"F * ck, f * cking b * stard, I'm going to f * ck your family! Did he think he was a bird just because he could fly? You don't want to come down, do you? You think I can't do anything to you if you don't come down? You can't do anything to you without a bow and arrow, right? I'll f * cking embarrass you to death!"
A certain someone, who had lost his mind, threw his luggage heavily on the ground and took out dozens of spears that Master Fang had snatched from him. A sinister smile hung on his face as he said,"You're pulling on my head, right? It feels good to fly, right? I'll nail all your wings and slowly torture you to death!”
A certain someone who had lost his rationality threw his first spear towards the sky. 28 points of strength, mixed with a monstrous amount of resentment, the spear flew straight into the sky. Unfortunately, I didn't know if it was because I missed or because Flying Bird's movement technique was too strong, but the spear didn't take a single life, nor did it cause a single drop of blood. It floated far away.
"F * ck! I don't believe that I can't embarrass you little bastards to death.”
After roaring, five or six spears flew out one after another. Under my relentless efforts, I finally managed to hit a small bird's wing, causing it to fall into the forest like a cannonball…
"People have their own moral character, birds have their own moral character. Sooner or later, they will have to pay back their debts. I am sure that the unlucky bastard is the one who pooped on my head just now. You must live well and watch how I torture you!”
I picked up the spear that was scattered on the ground. A loud sound immediately came from the forest."Isn't it just a small bird? Why did you make it look like a meteorite hitting the earth? If you say it hit someone, then it's terrible!”He quickly picked up his luggage and immediately ran towards the place where the bird had landed.
It wasn't because he was afraid of hitting someone else and causing trouble, but because he was afraid that someone would kill the bird and vent his anger there…
After running for a few dozen steps, I arrived beside the 'downed' bird. Looking at its dying appearance, I couldn't help but feel a little carefree. I whispered,"Let's see if you still dare to shit on my head in the future!”--
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