The old lady's children arrived one after another at night. After thanking the neighbors one by one, everyone dispersed. On the day of Grandma Wang's funeral, the three of them went to attend. When they came back, they were in a bad mood.
When he returned to the shop, he suddenly had an urge to do good deeds to accumulate Yin virtue. He racked his brains to no avail. Helping an old man cross the road, picking up a melon peel and holding a trash can were too tacky. Suddenly, she had an idea to donate money, but she had just given her money to my mother and left the rest for her own life. Haha, there's always a way out. Qiang Zi took out the money and started counting. I went over and hugged Qiangzi's shoulder." Brother, let's discuss something. Lend me some money."”Qiang Zi immediately put the money into his pocket and shook his head hard. If the soft way doesn't work, then we'll play the hard way. Snatch!!
Qiangzi's small arms and legs were no match for me. Not long after, more than 3,000 yuan was snatched over. I took 1,000 yuan and threw the rest to him. Qiang Zi cried as he picked up the money that was scattered on the ground. He looked up and scolded me,"You shameless thing. You gave your own money to your mother and now you're snatching it from me. I still want to use money to seduce my daughter at night.”I didn't want to bother with him either. I turned around and smiled lewdly at Crow. Crow said,"Just tell me what you need the money for. I'll give it to you if you understand."”I told the two of them about my idea of doing good deeds, but I didn't expect the response to be so strong. Qiang Zi cried and said,"You motherf * cker, you shameless thing. Give me back my money!"! You're the only one who's still doing good deeds." They didn't know what I went through that night, but I really wanted to help others. Old Crow took out a thousand dollars and stuffed it into my hand.
After donating the money, his mood became much more cheerful. Qiang Zi held Crow's hand and strolled in the summer afternoon. The two of them were extremely happy and satisfied. Suddenly Qiang Zi asked Crow,"Do you have body odor?" Why didn't I notice it before?" "Bullshit! I didn't!" Crow retorted.”Qiang Zi said affectionately,""Then why do you smell cumin in your armpits?”
Crow and I went back to the shop. Qiang Zi was in heat and went to find a target to vent. After returning to the shop, the crow went to sleep. I finally calmed down and opened the Book of Changes to read. Although I didn't recite it back to back, I understood the general meaning. I decided to visit the God of Night tonight. It was time to solve the problem.
In the evening, he called Qiangzi back and went to the old man's house hand in hand. After entering the house, the old man acted strangely and took the initiative to welcome us. Seeing that the old man's complexion was not bad, he looked refreshed and radiant. I started to chat." How's your health recently, sir? Our pastry shop has been very busy recently and we haven't had time to visit you."”The old man was polite." Haha, your body is still quite strong. How's your reading of the Book of Changes?"”I replied confidently,"Yes, I understand!"”The old man didn't ask any more questions. He took out an almanac and told us,"In the future, when you go out and look at the almanac, don't think that it's superstition.”I took the almanac and before I could speak, Qiang Zi asked,""Master, did you take the three of us in?”
The old man smiled and asked Qiangzi,"Can you endure this hardship?" Grave robbing is not as easy as you think.”Qiang Zi answered without thinking,"Don't be afraid. It's not like we haven't done it before. Last time," I quickly interrupted Qiang Zi, afraid that he would reveal something."Didn't you test us last time about grave robbing?”The old man said,"The real tomb is not what you think. There is no danger at all in the place where I let you go." Do you know that the real tomb is full of traps and ghosts? The next time they went to the Great Tomb, it would be a narrow escape.”The crow said,"Sir, we are not afraid of these things. We only care about money." Just teach us how to grave rob." The old man said,"In a lifetime, the sea changes into mulberry fields. The current nobility and poverty cannot be used as a standard." Nowadays, young people mostly use power as the standard. Your thinking and ability are wrong. However, seeing that you have come to visit me several times, I don't want my skills to be lost. I have someone to send me off when I'm old, so I can cry a few times in front of my grave. From today onwards, come to my place every night. I'll teach you the true art of tomb robbing.
The three of us were at a loss for what to do with this sudden surprise. Crow reacted quickly and immediately knelt on the ground. Qiang Zi and I also imitated Crow's actions and knelt down. On TV, three people would usually say in unison,"Master, please accept my bow."”The three of us also imitated the dialogue on TV, but the taste was different. When I said "please accept your disciple", Qiangzi said "Master is above" and finished it in a mess. The old man laughed and got up to help us up."As long as you have the heart, as long as you have the heart."
The old man paused for a moment before continuing,"Since I'm going to teach you, you have to listen to me. You can't easily go against my wishes because everything I tell you is correct.”We nodded and continued to listen to him." There are many schools of grave robbing, but I haven't come into contact with many specific ones. I studied from the northern school. My master was a famous northern school in the late Qing Dynasty. He was considered a little famous in the field of grave robbing. When people mentioned the Northern Sect, they would associate it with rudeness and savagery. As long as they saw an ancient tomb that was destroyed, they would definitely say that it was the masterpiece of the Northern Sect. In fact, due to the special geographical environment and cultural characteristics of the northern faction, the nature of tomb robbing was determined. The northerners were not as meticulous as the southerners. They had to rely on destructive tools such as explosives and detonators to break through the holes. After entering the tomb, they did not take away the most valuable things. As for the rest that could not be taken away, they would destroy them at will, let alone break the coffin of the tomb owner. Indeed, it was undeniable that most of the people who broke into the ancient tomb were from the northern faction. Only those amateur tomb thieves who were greedy for money and had no skills would use tough methods to destroy the ancient tomb to achieve their own interests. However, such a person would have a tragic ending. They would either be killed by the traps in the tomb or be pestered by the heroic spirit of the tomb owner for revenge. All in all, the southern faction was highly organized. People did not easily accept disciples or pass on their skills to their descendants. On the contrary, many people in the northern faction had their eyes on this path of making a fortune because of the lower threshold. They dared to enter the tomb after learning from a master for less than a hundred days. Later on, it became more and more intense, causing the standards of the northern sect's tomb raiders to be uneven. The overall quality was far inferior to the experts of the southern sect. If they didn't accept disciples, as long as they could take on a master, they would be able to take charge.”
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