"Big pig head, big pig head! You're so stupid!" Gao Xiaojie cried out a few times on the balcony of the dormitory, then ran over to hug Zhan Jing and wailed,""Jingjing, why is that pig head so stupid? I thought he was quite smart, but I didn't expect him to be dumber than a pig!”
Zhan Jing had already heard about what had happened on the field. She smiled and said,"I guess he was just being rash. He didn't expect to use a map weapon and even hit you guys. However, he was just trying to help you out of kindness, so don't take it to heart.”
Gao Xiaojie wrinkled his cute little nose gloomily."Who cares? There are many people who want to pursue this lady. What methods have I not seen? That animal, pah, thought he was Beckham. Seeing him made me feel disgusted. How could I be deceived?!”After a pause, Gao Xiaojie continued," If that animal Chen Xu didn't want to help me, I would have killed him on the spot based on his words. Then, I would have dug a hole and buried him. Then, I would have planted an old locust tree on his grave!”
A woman immediately asked, what did it mean to plant an old locust tree?
"Haven't you guys watched 'Ghost Blows Out the Light'?" Gao Xiaojie asked. It was a very popular book this year about Feng Shui and tomb raiding. It said that the locust tree was a tree and a ghost, so it belonged to Yin. If this thing was planted on someone's grave, it would make the animal in the grave never reincarnate!”
The women were all sweating, saying that he was too ruthless. Then, a woman said," Gao Xiaojie, you're a pervert. Why are you reading such a scary book?" Ghost story?
Gao Xiaojie smiled maliciously. It's a ghost story, but it's quite interesting. Why don't I choose a few parts to tell you during the slumber talk tonight?
The women's expressions immediately changed. If they dared to say anything, they would all squeeze into their bed and hug them to sleep tonight!
He had thought that these words would scare her, but Gao Xiaojie laughed and said," My beloved concubines, can't you wait any longer? Then I'll come and visit you tonight. Hence, a few women were petrified on the spot. They said, Zhanjing, stay away from this girl. Don't pollute her.
"Of course not! My Jingjing likes me the most! Right?" Gao Xiaojie turned around and suddenly reached out his claws to scratch Zhan Jing's chest. He laughed and said,""Aiyaya, bamboo shoot type ah bamboo shoot type! It feels so good!"
Zhan Jing covered the place where she was attacked and scolded him with a smile, then said,"Girl, why are you such a hooligan? Alright, alright, I won't argue with you anymore. Which jersey do you plan to buy for the academy team this time? If you like Beckham so much, are you planning to buy Real Madrid or England? Although England did not play well in the 2006 World Cup, their jerseys were still pretty.”
At the mention of Real Madrid, Gao Xiaojie thought of Liu Guang, that animal. He was wearing Real Madrid's number 23. No matter how she thought about it, it was disgusting. She turned her head to look at Zhan Jing. Her face was still red from being attacked on her chest. She looked beautiful and cute, so she said,"We'll buy from Florence!"
Zhan Jing was slightly stunned. She smiled and said that it was fine. Purple Lily's jersey had always been quite unique and beautiful.
Gao Xiaojie exclaimed,""My dear Jingjing, don't you understand what I mean? Don't you think that I'm too lonely as the manager of the team? For the sake of the Purple Lily, come and accompany me!”
Zhan Jing originally wanted to reject it because she didn't like that kind of liveliness. Moreover, if she became a manager, it meant that she had to bear a considerable amount of responsibility. However, when she saw Gao Xiaojie's clear eyes, she couldn't bring herself to reject him. He could only sigh and say,"Forget it, I'll think about it."”
At this moment, Chen Xu and the others were sitting in Wang Dong's bedroom.
Wang Dong's third-year dormitory was also in Block 14, but it was on the fourth floor. When he entered the dormitory, Chen Xu thought that he had accidentally entered a den of thieves.
All kinds of wires and nets were intertwined like a spider web, and they extended to every corner of the dormitory like roots of a thousand-year-old tree. There were computers on all four tables, but the dust on the monitors had already reached a certain level. There was everything on the cement floor, cigarette butts, shoes, washbasins, and so on. Then, their bed was like a pigsty, with things thrown in a mess.
Wang Dong gestured for them to sit down and said,"The dorms in the university are all like this. It's better when you just arrived, but when you're our age, it's like this.”
Chen Xu and the others broke out in a cold sweat, but they didn't stand on ceremony. They found a random bed and sat down. Then, Wang Dong gave them cigarettes. However, it seemed that among the freshmen, only Chen Xu reached out to take them.
Chen Xu would occasionally light up a cigarette or two. He wasn't addicted to smoking, but after learning how to smoke, he felt a little dizzy and comfortable. If one wanted to talk about how he got into smoking in high school, it was entirely because he was curious and thought that smoking looked cool.
After lighting up the cigarette, Wang Dong scolded that b * tch Liu Guang for asking for a beating. He actually extended his claws to our Information Department. Didn't the f * cking know that our Information Department had too many wolves and too little meat? It was difficult for us to produce and sell ourselves.
A few third-year students beside him also scolded him, saying that Liu Guang was not a good person. He had basically slept with all the pretty girls in the Chemistry Department. As for whether he had slept with them or not, they did not know. However, they heard that he had gotten a girl pregnant some time ago and went to the hospital to abort it.
After cursing a few times, Wang Dong got down to business and said,"You guys still have to pay attention to the game on Sunday. It's not without reason that Liu Guang is so confident. He heard that there were a few special enrollment students in the Chemistry Department this year. Their sports scores were quite high. Perhaps there were a few good rookies among them. "You guys will train with us for the next few days to confirm your lineup and get used to it. Then, you'll formulate the corresponding tactics and practice according to them. When the time comes, don't lose too badly.”
What he meant was that he was not optimistic about the outcome of this match.
Wang Dong took a puff of his cigarette. When he saw that the expressions of Qin Xiaoan and the others were somewhat ugly, he laughed heartily and patted Qin Xiaoan's shoulder."What's there to be discouraged about? Didn't Chen Xu say so? The strength of a freshman depended on the skill level before entering university. This was something that could not be helped. It's just like you, Qin Xiaoan. Isn't it because you've played more in the past that you're now the captain?”
Qin Xiaoan rubbed his head and chuckled. Wang Dong pointed at an animal who was playing computer games at the side and said,""This is Xiao Mo. When Xiao Mo first came to the university, he hadn't even watched a football match. He started from scratch and was now the team's main right back. Also, when he entered the school with me, there was an animal in the English department who was known as the star of the association at that time. His basketball skills were quite good. But now, he smoked and stayed up late every day.”
"That's why I said, don't be anxious. The outcome of a match is nothing. Now that a few of the stronger seniors from the previous batch have graduated, the strong fourth-year students basically have to look for jobs and so on. They rarely have time to play games. That's why you have to follow me to work as a freshman! We can't lose the reputation of our information system!”
Wang Dong's words made Qin Xiaoan and the others shout excitedly as if they had been injected with chicken blood. Wang Dong and a few of his classmates looked at each other and laughed."It's good that young people have passion! I didn't want us to be corrupted now. Motherf * cker, seeing all of you so energetic, I feel like there are fewer mosquitoes in this room!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Xu, who was drinking water, spat out the water in his mouth with a "poof" sound. It happened to spray onto the computer beside him.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Chen Xu quickly stood up, but the senior next to him waved his hand for him to sit down. He casually took something that was no longer recognizable. He did not know if it was clothes or a rag, and casually wiped it on the computer. He smiled and asked,"What's wrong? Did you get bitten by a mosquito? It might even be a mosquito with a big stinky mouth. Otherwise, why would you have such a big reaction?"
Chen Xu quickly said that he had accidentally choked, but it was actually because of what Wang Dong had just said.
September was the time when mosquitoes were particularly rampant. Every night before going to bed, everyone had to fight the mosquitoes in the mosquito net for at least half an hour before they dared to go to bed. Otherwise, it was not a big deal to be bitten by mosquitoes in the middle of the night. However, they were afraid that the mosquitoes would fly around their ears. Especially since the weather was still relatively hot, they did not sleep very well. If they were disturbed by the mosquitoes, they basically could not expect to fall asleep.
Chen Xu, on the other hand, would look for Little Min whenever he had any difficulties, no matter where the difficulties came from. It was just like how some netizens would go to Baidu to ask about the website address of Baidu. Therefore, Little Min recommended a software to him-"Mosquito Killers."
The principle of this software was to use a certain frequency of sound waves to repel mosquitoes. This kind of ultrasonic wave could not be heard by humans and was not harmful to humans, but it could drive away all the mosquitoes nearby.
Since the mosquitoes in He Xie University were extremely rampant and pervasive, Chen Xu had turned on the software 24/7. The ultrasound produced would not affect humans or other animals such as cats and dogs anyway. Of course, given the uniqueness of some legendary species, the biggest drawback of this method was that it might attract Superman or wild Ultraman…
Wang Dong asked Chen Xu if he knew how to play football. Chen Xu shook his head honestly and said that he only knew how to play football games on PlayStation and computer.
Seeing Wang Dong's disappointed " Oh," Chen Xu shamelessly said that he could learn if he didn't know how to. He was so smart that he would definitely learn it in no time.
The horny students all laughed and scolded him. What do you think football is? Then, Wang Xu clapped her hands and said,"Okay, you can come over and try it out during training tomorrow."
Chen Xu happily agreed. However, at this moment, the watch on his left wrist vibrated slightly but continuously. Chen Xu calmly said," Senior, I'll be leaving first. I still have something to do." After leaving the house, he ran all the way to a quiet grove downstairs and entered the password to open his watch.
"Little Min, what's wrong?" This was because Chen Xu and Little Min were usually the ones who contacted each other. The computer would rarely take the initiative to contact him.
"Hello, I wanted to inform you. Under the self-repair of the biological computer's cells, the data in one cell area had been repaired and could be used.”
"What is in the information?”
"One of the greatest inventions of the 21st century…the main program of the virtual illusion system.”
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