Are they back from dinner?
Chen Xu hurriedly threw the laptop into the blanket and covered it tightly. At this time, he actually had the mood to mutter,"It's light, but it's a little big. It would be great if it could turn into a watch.”
After muttering, he didn't have time to look anymore and hurriedly went to guard the door.
The door opened, and the three people outside the door looked at him with a very ambiguous gaze. The second brother, Qin Xiaoan, smiled ambiguously and said,""Third Bro, you didn't turn grief into lust, did you? Did you close the door and come to play?"
Chen Xu said," F * ck, I was taking a nap just now. I was afraid that another thief would come in, so I locked the door." Chen Xu felt that his excuse was really flawless, but it was obvious that the three lewd fellows did not think so. One by one, they said,"It's okay. We're all men. We understand.”
Chen Xu was speechless. At this moment, Boss walked in first and happened to see the newspaper he bought this morning on the table. He suddenly said,"Third Bro, aren't you jerking off? Are you reading the news about the Chinese football team?”，It turned out to be a sports newspaper. It had just written about the Chinese men's football team losing the game.
Chen Xu turned his head to take a look and said fiercely,""Motherf * cker, I'm jerking off!”
The group of people burst into laughter, but they did not doubt Chen Xu's jerking off. Chen Xu looked at his watch and realized that 40 minutes had passed without him realizing it. Moreover, these guys were empty-handed. She said gloomily, where's the food you bought for me? There's still forty minutes left. You guys didn't run to the small restaurant at the entrance, did you?
"No, no!" The group of people hurriedly shook their heads. However, their faces were filled with excitement as if they had long forgotten that they had just thrown something. Qin Xiaoan called out lewdly,""Third Bro! You really suffered a huge loss when you went to eat with us just now!”
"F * ck, is it that exaggerated?" Chen Xu asked," Could it be that the canteen is kind enough to give away all the remaining dishes for free?”
"No, no!" Qin Xiaoan gave Chen Xu a disdainful gesture and said,""We saw a beauty just now! There's another great beauty in our department. She's not inferior to Guan Yi and Zhan Jing!”
Chen Xu naturally knew about the Guan Yi and Zhan Jing that Xiao An mentioned. This was because it was the first day of class this morning. They did nothing but go on stage to introduce themselves.
In the words of a senior who came here two days ago to sell things and drop by, the information department was usually like a park, especially in the previous year. In the current sophomore information department, there was a small class with only five females out of 30 students. They were known as the five golden flowers, but the flowers were like flowers.
However, his senior also said that the information science department either didn't produce beautiful women, or they produced those that could topple the country and the people.
Chen Xu and the rest were just in time. Today, when they were introducing themselves in the department, they saw two seductively pretty girls. One was called Guan Yi, and the other was called Zhan Jing. Chen Xu was surprised to find that the girl called Zhan Jing was the pretty girl who was sitting quietly in front of the Apple computer when he was shopping in the library the day before yesterday.
It was an exquisite girl with slightly wavy shoulder-length hair and dark blue highlights.
On the way back from class, Boss was still regretting not bringing his phone with him. He had left it in the dormitory to charge and missed the opportunity to send a text message to a beautiful woman.
But why did a girl who looked as good as those two seductresses suddenly appear? Why hadn't he seen it before?
"So you don't know, right?" Qin Xiaoan said excitedly," We saw it when we passed by the Information Department's office building on our way back. That pretty girl had just arrived at school with big and small bags. Because the plane was delayed, she was late for half a day. She didn't even go to the classroom in the morning. Look, we're coming for your phone number!”
Chen Xu said," F * ck!" This Qin Xiaoan was truly a well-deserved beast in the dormitory. How did he get his phone number so quickly? The two seductresses in the morning also knew that they couldn't hide their phone numbers, so they wrote them on the blackboard openly.
Wu Yuan, the boss, took out his laptop from the cabinet and scolded with a smile,"When this beast saw that it was a pretty girl, he immediately rushed up to help her carry her luggage. Coincidentally, our Counselor Chen was also there, so he asked the few of us to help her carry her luggage to the girls 'dormitory. Then, the beast shamelessly ran over to ask for her cell phone number, which was why it took so long. And oh, that chick lives in Block 7, Room 303. F * ck, she's in the same dorm as the Crystal chick!”
Chen Xu rolled his eyes and cursed," You guys went to her dormitory?”
"Yes, yes! Because the girl's luggage was very heavy, we helped carry it in.”Speaking of this, the few of them were excited. They said at once that the girls 'dormitory was the girls' dormitory. It was not like our place had become like a pigsty in just two days of school. As soon as they entered, they could smell the alluring fragrance of a woman. Then, the boss even swore that it was definitely the fragrance of a virgin. He was ruthlessly despised by a few people.
"Then have you seen the little girl in sexy pajamas?”
"Not really." A few horny animals shook their heads in pity. Qin Xiaoan shamelessly said that he had heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom, and that there was probably a pretty girl bathing, but he didn't see her.
"F * ck!" He raised his three middle fingers at the same time.
" Haha!" Qin Xiaoan laughed arrogantly." Third Brother, I'll give you this pretty girl's phone number for free. It's to make up for your hurt heart." Pick up girls and fall in love! If he lost his computer, maybe he could find a relationship again?”
Chen Xu cursed again, saying that he was not as wretched as him. Wu Yuan added,"Come on, we can't deal with girls of this level. I just heard the group of horny seniors upstairs talking about the three best girls in our class. I think there will be another bloody storm. Beast, actually I think that chubby girl in Room 303 is quite suitable for you. Why don't you consider it?”
Qin Xiaoan cursed back. Then, he also sighed and said,""Boss is right. These girls are probably floating clouds in the sky!”
Floating Cloud?
Chen Xu recalled that day in the library. A girl with curly hair was sitting there quietly, gently pointing at the milky white Apple computer in front of her. That focused look, was she really a floating cloud?
Just as he was in a daze, Qin Xiaoan had already sat down and stretched his back. He said that he was really f * cking tired. It wasn't easy to help a pretty girl move things. However, because Chen Xu's bed was the closest to the door, Qin Xiaoan took the opportunity to lie on his bed!
This scared Chen Xu half to death because there was a laptop under his blanket!
Chen Xu was just thinking about how to drive Qin Xiaoan away when this animal suddenly said," What the f * ck is that thing under your blanket? Why is it making me feel so uncomfortable?" Then, before Chen Xu could react, she lifted his blanket.
Chen Xu was really scared to death this time. He rushed forward without a care, but he was stunned halfway because there was no laptop under the blanket, but a watch…
"Eh? Third Brother, your watch is quite beautiful. Where did you buy it?" Qin Xiaoan curiously picked up the watch and asked. Then, this fellow very consciously wanted to put it on his hand.
How could Chen Xu let him put it on again at this time? He hurriedly snatched it over and shouted,"F * ck, Second Brother, can you not rummage through other people's things? Get up, get up!"
After chasing the confused Qin Xiaoan to the side, Chen Xu sneakily touched his butt. There really wasn't a computer! Where did the computer go? Where did this watch come from?
Qin Xiaoan, who had been driven to the side, spoke in a depressed manner,""F * ck, Third Brother, don't be so stingy. It won't break even if you touch it. By the way, where did you buy this watch? She looks pretty!"
Chen Xu's mind was in a mess. He could only say that his relative had brought it back from abroad. Then, he walked out and slipped into the bathroom.
"How could it be? How could it be?" Chen Xu sat on the toilet bowl and stared at the trendy watch in a daze."Where did this thing come from? Where's my computer? Could it be that this watch was transformed from a computer?”
This sudden thought startled Chen Xu. A computer that could transform?
"Little Min, is that you?" Chen Xu lowered his voice and called out to his watch. The LCD screen of his watch suddenly lit up, and then he saw a 3D virtual Xiao Min appear in the light. She smiled sweetly and said,"May I ask what's the matter?"
F * ck! Fortunately, this washroom was sealed. If it was a public washroom in an older building, the latrines would be blocked by small wooden boards. Little Min suddenly came out like a fairy in Aladdin's magic lamp and flew so high that she almost reached the ceiling. Wouldn't she scare the animals next door into falling into the latrines?!
"Shh! Keep your voice down!" Chen Xu quickly put his index finger to his mouth and said in a low voice,"Is this watch a computer?!”
It had to be said that many technologies after 80 years were very humane. Little Min was actually just a program, but the judgment mechanism of this program was very powerful. For example, when she saw the user use the "shh" gesture, she would automatically reduce the decibel of her voice."Yes, the Magic Box First Generation Bio-Computer has a transformation function. It can transform into technological products of the same quality and size, such as watches, cameras, etc. This allows you to enjoy the services of many other digital products while owning a computer.”
No way! So awesome?
"Because the computer is made of biological materials, the entire material can be automatically separated and reassembled. This way, it can change into a variety of forms and fully play the corresponding functions. It's convenient and fast, and it's deeply loved by consumers.”
How could he not like it? A laptop cost 8,000 yuan, a good digital camera cost 2,000 yuan, and a DV player cost 3,000 to 4,000 yuan…In the end, the money spent on a laptop was enough to buy a computer, a camera, a DV player, and even a cell phone. Moreover, he could turn these heavy things into a small watch to wear on his body! How convenient is this!
What was more important to Chen Xu was that he could turn his computer into a watch when he went out without worrying about losing it.
"You can also use the computer function in the form of a watch. It's just that some programs are a little troublesome to operate, but some are more convenient. For example, if you run the " Doctor Health " program, it will be able to detect your current physiological condition through your pulse. Do you want to run it?”
There was such a benefit? Chen Xu quickly said to run it.
A minute later, a few lines of data appeared beside Little Min, such as pulse rate, heartbeat rate, internal organ function data, and so on. Finally, it concluded,"You're a little angry now, probably because of your emotional agitation. I suggest you take a few deep breaths to maintain a good mood, exercise appropriately, and reduce stress. You can also use 12 grams of selfheal, 10 grams of mulberry leaves, and 10 grams of chrysanthemum. Soak them in water for half an hour and boil them. You can also add an appropriate amount of rock sugar to season them before taking them.”
F * ck, this is too awesome! Didn't that mean that he had found himself a personal doctor?
"It's not appropriate for you to think like this. Although this program recorded tens of thousands of Chinese and Western medical cases, there might be errors in the program's diagnosis, especially in the case of taking the pulse. Traditional Chinese medicine had strict requirements for taking the pulse. Although some symptoms had similar pulse signs, the medication used was very different. If one took the medicine by mistake, it might be dangerous. Therefore, some minor symptoms could be treated according to the instructions of this program, but serious illnesses still required careful diagnosis by experienced doctors. If you feel uncomfortable using this program, please go to the hospital for a check-up immediately.”
"It can't be?" Chen Xu was dumbfounded." Could it be that using your program to examine the body is dangerous?"”
"In theory, that's the case, so it's up to the user to decide. The starting point of developing this program is for everyone's health. However, because some symptoms are extremely complicated, we can't know the definite result through the surface diagnosis, so we go to the hospital for a professional examination. Of course, the above is just to remind everyone not to rely too much on this program to determine the health status of the body, because the accuracy of this program is only 99%.”
Ninety-nine percent?
Only then did Chen Xu realize that the higher-ups were only referring to some accidents. It was just like how even the best doctor could make a misdiagnosis, and how a compass could not work when it encountered a magnetic mountain. No one dared to say that the program they created was 100% correct. Instead of calling this a reminder, it was more like humility. It also saved them from being too confident.
"Then can I use this function to treat others?”Chen Xu was thinking that if he couldn't find a job in the future and used this watch to open a small clinic, he probably wouldn't starve to death…Doctors could make a lot of money!
"Of course you can."
"Does that mean that every time I use the watch, you will appear in this three-dimensional manner? Can you not appear and make a sound?”
"Of course it's possible. You can choose absolute silent mode, and I will display the diagnosis results on the watch's display screen in text. Also, if you have certain confidentiality requirements, you can lock it on the watch. This way, it will be a very ordinary watch. You can only unlock it after you enter the password, voice message, and fingerprint information.”
As expected, he had considered everything!
"In addition, due to the special structure of the bio-computer, it is extremely resistant to earthquakes. Moreover, due to the special requirements of the user, the maximum endurance of this computer can withstand the pressure produced by a 6mm caliber pistol bullet. Therefore, you don't have to worry about the computer being damaged by the impact of your strenuous exercise. Even if there were some damages, the bio-computer could automatically repair them.”
What else could Chen Xu say? Now, he was too happy to open his mouth!
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