Huang Hao rode his bicycle and carried Yu Xiaonan to a seafood restaurant.
"Brother Haozi, don't eat here anymore.”Yu Xiaonan suddenly said.
"What's wrong? Is the grade here not high enough?"
"No, forget it. I don't want to eat seafood anymore. It's too expensive!”Yu Xiaonan said with a smile.
Huang Hao rubbed his nose." Didn't you say that seafood is only a little over a thousand yuan? It's nothing.”
"I'm just joking with you. A thousand yuan is nothing. It's almost my living expenses for a month and a half. Think about it. A seafood meal costs more than a thousand yuan, and a bag of potato chips is only two yuan. A seafood meal is enough for me to buy at least 700 bags of potato chips. I don't want to spend a year's worth of potato chips on seafood!”Yu Xiaonan counted with his fingers.
Huang Hao instantly broke out in sweat, thinking that this little girl really knew how to settle accounts. It would be a pity if she didn't manage the finances. At the same time, Huang Hao began to admire this girl. Her family background was very good, but she never spent money recklessly in school. He had never seen her wear branded clothes before. She usually ate in the cafeteria, and occasionally went to a small restaurant to cook some dishes. Unlike other beautiful girls, they didn't even care about KFC. They ate steak, pizza, and home-cooked food. They would also eat Korean and Japanese food. There was a boy in Huang Hao's class who had a lot of money a month. He had 1000 yuan. However, money could not last for a week. He had spent it all on his girlfriend. After spending 50 cents on a bowl of porridge in the morning, a steamed bun in the afternoon, and porridge at night. He had only found this girlfriend for a few months. The 1.8-meter-tall boy had dropped from 155 pounds when he first started school to more than 120 pounds. My classmate does have one.
Compared to those girls, Yu Xiaonan was really much cuter. She kept shouting about eating seafood, but when she reached the seafood restaurant, she retreated and said it was a waste. Such a considerate and thrifty girl was really hard to find.
Huang Hao's heart ached as well. After all, it was more than 1,000 yuan. However, since he had promised this girl, he had to fulfill his promise.
Hence, Huang Hao said," Let's go. Of course, we have to fulfill what we promised you. A man's word carries nine tripods." Moreover, they were already at the door. How could they not go in?”
" I'm not going, I'm not going…" Yu Xiaonan's little head shook like a rattle-drum, and even her majestic chest trembled.
Huang Hao stretched out his hand and pulled her inside. Yu Xiaonan simply pulled the streetlamp post by the roadside and refused to let go no matter what.
Seeing that this girl really didn't want to go in, Huang Hao thought for a while and said,"How about this? We don't eat Australian lobster. We can eat one crab each and then order some home-cooked dishes. It won't be too expensive.”
The little girl hesitated for a moment before nodding in agreement.
When they entered the seafood restaurant, the little girl once again displayed her frugal spirit. Other than the two large crabs, she ordered chives scrambled eggs, Kung Pao chicken, Mapo tofu…
Huang Hao couldn't stand it anymore. He grabbed the menu and added a few dishes, such as rich prawns and pickled fish.
"Enough, enough. If I order more, I won't be able to finish it.”Seeing Huang Hao order a few more expensive dishes in a row, Yu Xiaonan hurriedly stopped Huang Hao from continuing.
Huang Hao also felt that there was too much to eat. He reached out and crossed out the few ordinary home-cooked dishes that Yu Xiaonan ordered before handing the menu to the waiter.
After doing this, he turned to Yu Xiaonan and said,"Little girl, be careful of malnutrition if you're so frugal. Look at how thin you are!”
When Yu Xiaonan heard this, he was immediately unconvinced and retorted,"I lost weight there!"
"Other than that part of you that isn't thin, which part of you isn't thin?”Huang Hao glanced at her chest and said.
Although Yu Xiao Nan was young, she knew that Huang Hao was talking about her breasts. Her small face immediately turned red from embarrassment. She rolled her eyes at Huang Hao and spat, saying angrily,"Brother Haozi, you, you're…a pervert, you're a pervert, I'm not talking to you!”
Seeing this, Huang Hao pretended to be wronged and said,"How am I a pervert? Have you ever seen a pervert as handsome, handsome, outstanding, graceful, and humble as me?”
Yu Xiaonan suddenly burst into laughter and snorted angrily,""Smug, narcissist!"
"Don't be angry!" " Don't be angry," Huang Hao said in a coaxing tone. Although she knew that this little girl was pretending to be angry, she was the one who had spoken frivolously earlier." How about I tell you a joke?"”
"No, I don't want to hear it. You boys like to tell dirty jokes. I don't want to hear it!”
"Then tell me a joke!”Huang Hao said.
"That's fine too. Then I'll tell you one. Let me think about it!”Yu Xiaonan's angry look had long disappeared without a trace.
"I got it!" Yu Xiaonan suddenly said,"Listen up!" There was a penguin playing with a polar bear. The penguin pulled out its feathers one by one and said," It's so cold. When the polar bear heard this, he also pulled out his fur one by one. After pulling it out, the polar bear said,'It's really cold.'"
After Yu Xiaonan finished speaking, he laughed loudly.
Huang Hao was shocked and thought," This is a joke?
Yu Xiao Nan saw that Huang Hao didn't smile and said,"Why aren't you smiling?"
" Haha…" Huang Hao laughed dryly.
"Why is your smile so fake? No, smile again!”
"Haha…"
"No, your facial expression is too stiff.”
……
After the two of them played for a few minutes, the dishes were finally served. The first to be served were two large crabs.
The big red crab was steaming hot and emitting an alluring fragrance. Huang Hao hadn't even touched his chopsticks, but saliva had already appeared in his mouth. He couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
Yu Xiaonan wasn't any better. The waiter had just put down the plate when the little girl rushed to use her chopsticks to pick up the crab. However, the crab was too big. After a few tries, she didn't succeed. In a hurry, she directly threw down her chopsticks and reached out to grab it.
Although the crab was delicious, Yu Xiaonan was also very cute when he ate the crab. He held the big crab and took a bite. He was very busy.
However, Huang Hao's table manners weren't any better.
……
Halfway through the meal, Huang Hao suddenly felt the need to pee. It was probably because the Rich-Class Lobster was too spicy, causing Huang Hao to drink too much water.
After telling Yu Xiaonan, she rushed to the bathroom.
Huang Hao didn't even raise his head when he arrived at the washroom. Based on his past experience, he went straight into the washroom on the left.
As soon as he entered the toilet, Huang Hao knew that something bad had happened because he heard a woman talking in the small room. At this moment, he saw that the door of another small room was about to open. Huang Hao was so scared that he hurriedly ran out.
However, who knew that he would meet a woman at the door.
Before Huang Hao could say anything, the woman blushed and whispered,""I'm sorry!"
After saying that, he turned around and rushed into the men's bathroom on the other side.
"…" Huang Hao was dumbfounded.
" Ah--" The next moment, a scream that could flip the roof came from the men's toilet.
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