"It's dawn, you lazy pig."
"Who is it?" Fan Tao slowly opened his eyes and looked up at his surroundings. He then looked at the tree branches."F * ck, why is it you again? You're like an alarm clock, causing my beautiful dream to become a bubble.”
"Idiot. You don't know how to use it, and you're blaming me?”
When Fan Tao heard the sparrow call him an idiot, he was furious and picked up a stone. Just as he was about to attack, many sparrows suddenly flew over from the tree. It was as if thousands of female compatriots were chattering in his ears at the same time.
Boss, what's going on?"
"Does this brat want to hit you?"
"Boss, hurry up and fly. He's picking up stones.”
For a time, men, women, old and young, anyone who could fly had gathered. From the looks of it, they were going to start a war with Fan Tao.
Fan Tao suddenly remembered what the leader had said just now. Why was he so stupid? " Haha," Fan Tao threw the stone he picked up into the distance. At the same time, he scared away a few timid young sparrows.
Fan Tao immediately smiled and said to the leader,"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. May I know your name?”
"Who is he talking to?" said one of them.”
"Could it be that he can also speak bird language?" asked another one in confusion.”
The leader flapped his wings and bit the two blind fellows."Don't guess if you don't know. Didn't we see someone who could speak bird language before? What was so strange about that? These days, languages have become international. Is he even dumber than us? Don't you know how to imitate crows?"
"Boss is right. What's the name of that person down there?”
If they could really become friends, then he wouldn't need to use his Taoist skills to force them to obey his orders. Then his plan would also be…hehe ~~!
"I'm Fan Tao. Thank you for your favor, brother birds. Call me brother Fan.”
The leader thought,"Our bird world is killing for the sky. The situation is getting worse and worse. If we can get the support of humans, won't we be able to turn the tables?" So after thinking about it, he said," I don't deserve to be called brother. We sparrows can only live for more than three years at most. I'm only one and a half years old. You're older than me. I'll call you brother."
The two of them had their own wishful thinking. Fan Tao thought,'Call me brother, then call me brother.' But what was this? Other people took in underlings with knives and cannons, but the underlings I took in were a bunch of sparrows. However, it seemed pretty good.
"Then I'll have to thank everyone for your kindness, Brother Ma, haha!"!~~。”
The sparrow boss seemed to have picked up a huge bargain and began to chirp excitedly. When the surrounding sparrows saw their boss chirping, they also sang with the wind.
" It's too noisy, f * ck," the sparrow in the lead shouted.
Hence, the surroundings immediately quieted down, waiting for Boss's criticism."If you guys have the energy, why don't you shout it out on the battlefield?”
"Battlefield?" Fan Tao asked in confusion.
" Oh, it's like this. Right now, we're fighting against your human planes. A few days ago, we sacrificed our leader. He crashed through the cockpit window of the plane and caused the plane to crash. He himself…" After saying that, the boss became sad.
Fan Tao was shocked. The incident that was broadcasted on television a few days ago was actually planned by the birds. It was not reported by television reporters. It was an accident caused by a flying bird. The reporter even said that the probability of this was one in a hundred million. Oh my god, if all these sparrows hit the cockpit of the plane, then our airline…
"Brother Fan, what's wrong?"
"I, I'm fine. Is it because of the exhaust gas emitted by the plane that you can't survive?”Fan Tao asked.
"Waste gas is nothing. We're fine with so many factories emitting it.”
"What's that?"
"It's mainly because of that roar that we birds often lose our appetite, as well as women and children. The female sparrow had not laid an egg for almost half a year. There were also children that were a few months old. When they heard the roar, they were so scared that they pooped and defecated. If the mother sparrow doesn't lay eggs, and the children don't grow well, our race will be extinct. That's why we're like this. The sky originally belonged to us with wings, but you humans insisted on interfering. If we learn from you and build a kingdom on your land, what would you think?”The boss said angrily.
"Ah, you birds are also…like this.”Fan Tao thought that only humans would have such a mentality, but after thinking about it, if a lark could fight against the United States, it was understandable for a sparrow to collide with a plane.
However, I didn't expect that this great invention of ours would cause such great harm to birds. It's really gratifying and sad! In order to get the sparrows to help him complete his plan, Fan Tao took the lead and asked,"Can I help you?"
"Sigh! You just need to help us defeat the crows.”
"F * ck, why is there another crow?”Fan Tao thought to himself,'Fortunately, it's a crow. If I were to knock down the plane, wouldn't I be fighting against a harmonious and beautiful society?'
"The crows have no choice. Everyone can't stand such an environment either, so they came to fight for our territory. We're now in the suburbs of the city, but many birds have migrated here, so we often fight.”
"Brother Bird, don't worry, I'll help you think of a way.”
The boss said happily," If you can help us complete this great task, we will listen to your orders in the future.”
"But, Brother Bird, I've been busy recently and have no time to take care of you. Wait for me for a week.”
The boss panicked when he heard that. How could he wait a week for such an urgent matter? He wanted to immediately think of a way to get the other birds out of his territory."If you have anything to do, I'll help you.”
"You can't. This is a human matter.”Fan Tao deliberately put on a disdainful expression.
"If you don't tell me, how would I know if I can do it? Besides, there are many things that we can do, but you humans might not be able to do it.”
When Fan Tao heard that there was a chance, he immediately changed his words and said,"It's time for breakfast now. Come to my windowsill at night.”In fact, Fan Tao hadn't met Ke Yan yet, so he didn't know what he wanted to do.
"Alright, deal."
Therefore, under the command of the sparrow boss, all of them flew towards the trash cans on the street.
Fan Tao was in a good mood. He whistled all the way back to his room. After washing up, he suddenly thought of Liu Yanyan. He didn't know if his brother would let him out or not. He should have breakfast first. After filling his stomach, he would talk about business with Ke.
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