What the F * ck Is This?
"Then where did the story take place?”
"Linzi!"
"Because this place is east of Zibo, hence its name,"
Wu You entered the main book:
"He said that when he woke up this morning, Tian Pijiang, King Xuan of Qi, went to court!”
"Wen Dong and Wu Xi stood side by side. King Xuan of Qi turned around the screen and sat on the throne with a gloomy expression!”
At this point, the audience was stunned.
Why was Wu You's previous ghost story so scary?
It was clearly not a particularly scary story, so why was it that everyone was so scared that they did not even dare to go to the toilet?
Sound effects and music were important.
And among them, there was one thing that was most indispensable.
A sense of immersion!
Wu You's voice was very immersive.
The moment this segment appeared, it seemed to present a scene of the early court session in the Kingdom of Qi in front of the audience.
All the ministers bowed slightly and stood in the solemn hall. On the golden hall, King Xuan of Qi's face was gloomy. The atmosphere in the entire hall was somber!
Anyone who had watched two court dramas would know.
Ministers were a high-risk profession.
However, if he encountered an emperor who was not very smart, he would be killed just like that.
With this rigid mindset, the audience's nerves could not help but follow Wu You's narration and become nervous.
Wu You pretended to be King Xuan of Qi, his expression unfriendly. After pondering for a while, he slammed the table!
Pa!
All the audience members shuddered!
Although Wu You was usually smiling, it was really scary when he suddenly acted angry!
Just as the audience was terrified, Wu You spoke.
He seemed to be talking to himself, but he also seemed to be questioning the ministers.
"What the f * ck is this…"
The audience burst into laughter!
"Hahahahahaha, why do you still have an accent? Hahahahahaha!"
" Linzi, King Xuan of Qi, from Eastern Lu. Isn't it normal to have an accent? Hahahahahaha."
'I'm dying of laughter, haha
'King Xuan of Qi is from Eastern Lu, so he speaks with an Eastern Lu accent.'
" Hahahahahaha, reasonable, too reasonable."
[This is f * cking awesome, Brother Youzi. I'm dying of laughter. There's no need to be so meticulous, right?]
" Hahahahahaha, this is so interesting…"
The instant contrast made the audience burst into laughter!
Throughout history, people's impression of Lu Dong was of beer, clams, onions, and big men.
The brawny man with a wild aura spoke in the local language, making people feel even more interesting.
It was not discrimination.
However, compared to Wu Nong's soft language, Ludong's language was more rustic and had a more comedic effect.
Sometimes, a dialect could even change a person's temperament in an instant.
Jiao Enjun, the actor who once played Li Xunhuan in Little Li Flying Dagger, was from Ludong.
In Mandarin, he was handsome and elegant. He was like a jade on the street, and he was unparalleled in the world.
However…
If he spoke in Ludong's language, his image would instantly collapse. This contrast was very interesting.
And this time, Wu You used such a method.
Just a second ago, he was still the king of a country who had the power of life and death.
He opened his mouth with a Ludong accent, which was quite surprising and full of comedy.
Just this one sentence!
The audience fell in love with this book called " The Ugly Queen "!
The audience couldn't help but exclaim.
Wu You actually knew how to tell a story, or rather, he knew how to do stand-up comedy.
Whether it was the rhythm of the story or the sense of humor, it was all very accurate.
Basically, two or three sentences were just a joke.
The entire live broadcast room was instantly filled with a sea of joy.
The story began with a dream of King Xuan of Qi in the main hall.
As he spoke, Prince Xuan of Qi had a dream that night. He dreamed of a huge pot of flowers that had suddenly appeared in Zhaoyang Main Courtyard, which had been empty for three years!
What kind of place was Zhaoyang Main Courtyard?
The place where the Empress lived!
King Xuan of Qi asked around, but no one knew how to explain this dream.
Just when everyone was feeling insecure!
"I saw a man among the ministers. He piled up mountains of gold and poured down jade pillars. He lifted his robe and bowed. He said,'I can explain your dreams to Your Majesty.'"
Wu You's little button once again attracted the attention of the audience.
" Everyone turned around and saw this person walking out of the officials. He was wearing a purple gold python robe and his figure was unusually tall and sturdy..."
"About 1.2 meters."
The bullet screen was filled with hahahahaha again.
It was too harmonious.
Wu You, who said that the ugly lady was like a human-shaped joke machine.
A few words were a burden.
Five sentences was a small burden, ten sentences was a big burden.
The audience couldn't even eat melon seeds!
He took the opportunity to carefully sip the tea before putting it down.
Why?
He was afraid that he would choke!
'Brother Youzi is so interesting!'
'I love this live broadcast room so much.'
"This show is good, it's really fun."
'This is much better than the ghost story segment from two days ago.'
'To be honest, as long as Brother Youzi can keep talking, I can hear it until tomorrow morning.'
'Indeed, but Brother Youzi probably won't be able to.'
'How can a man say no! Brother Youzi can definitely do it!
'Brother Youzi: I think you guys just want me dead.'
'Interesting, interesting. Today's show is really great. I didn't expect Brother Youzi to be so professional in storytelling.'
'A real treasure streamer, Brother Youzi will always be a god…'
On the other side, the audience was discussing animatedly.
It didn't affect Wu You's storytelling rhythm.
"Then who is this person?”
Wu You said,
"It's none other than the current Great Prime Minister! Yan Ying, Yan Pingzhong!"
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