The Tragedy of Luck
On an early morning in August 2007, in an old-fashioned public housing building in the suburbs of Shanghai, there was some movement in Room 201.
"You're not asleep yet, cat?" His girlfriend's voice came from the bedroom. (Cat is our nickname.）
"Yeah, I've always been like this. It's not the first time you know.”I answered her.
"It's been more than a week. You've been staying up all night every day. What time was it? Come up and hug me." his girlfriend said.
"It's okay. It's almost 7 o'clock. Your alarm clock will ring in a while.”I continued to read the information about the Three Kingdoms. According to the Records of the Three Kingdoms, He Qi, Wu General, served Sun Ce and Sun Quan. He was very active when he fought against the mountain bandits with Lu Xun. They were so luxurious. They liked to use high-quality and gorgeous weapons, armor, and warships. It only appears in official history.
After sending my girlfriend to work, I had breakfast at home. After a while, he suddenly felt a little hot and couldn't help but climb into bed. As soon as he touched the bed, his eyes went black and he fell asleep.
" Pick up the phone, pick up the phone." The phone rang. I opened my eyes in a daze and picked up the phone beside my pillow." Hello, who is it?”
"Cat, are you still sleeping? I'm already in the car. Can you pick me up at the station?”
"Oh." When I heard my girlfriend's voice, I suddenly felt awake. He hung up the phone, lit a cigarette, picked up his keys, and went out to pick up his girlfriend.
I walked briskly to the station and the bus arrived. As soon as my girlfriend got out of the car, she stuffed the laptop in her arms into my hand." Help me carry it. It's so heavy."”
I took the laptop and the two of us slowly walked home!
When we got home, my girlfriend and I cooked some food. Today, it was my girlfriend's turn to cook. After eating casually, it was already past 11 o'clock when she finished watching TV. I closed all the doors and windows and went to bed with my girlfriend. After a big battle, my body was tired. Not long after, the two of us hugged each other and fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, I woke up feeling very sad. Because I had been staying up all night, my biological clock was disrupted. I habitually wanted to get up. However, although my person woke up, I felt weak all over. I thought it was because I didn't sleep well, so I didn't care. I took the cigarette box and lighter and walked to the bathroom. I sat on the toilet and prepared to poop. I took out a cigarette and lit it up. With a loud bang, the flames filled my eyes. A horrified thought flashed through my mind--
That night, the news reported that a liquefied gas explosion had occurred on the second floor of an old-fashioned public house in the suburbs of Minhang City. Two people were killed in the house, and one person was killed and 11 injured upstairs and downstairs. The cause of the accident may be a leakage of liquefied gas in a household on the second floor, which caused an explosion when it met an open fire. An old man in the neighboring household died of a heart attack due to excessive panic, and the other households suffered different degrees of damage due to the explosion.
In a daze, I felt like I was gliding in the dark sky. My girlfriend, Xiao Fan, was floating far away from me. I looked at her, and she looked back at me. Both of them wanted to say something, but they couldn't. I held back my strength, but I still couldn't say the word "cat". Just then, we suddenly floated toward two glowing spots at the same time and flew in.
I opened my eyes and found myself lying on a bed covered with a mat. Beside me, a strange old man was looking at me and mumbling something to me. Where am I? Is this hell? I just played Fatty Liu. You don't have to treat me like this!
The old man shook my shoulder and shouted,""Little brother, wake up!"
I looked at the old man and said angrily,"Wake up my ass. If you want to sentence me to the 18th level of hell, then do it!"”
"You're still so fierce, kid. I was sleeping well at home, and I was killed by you two just like that!”The old man heard my words and shouted angrily.
"Then what do you want? I'm already dead, what else do you want?”I didn't dare to give him a weak answer.
The old man was stunned. He thought about it and said," Forget it. I don't blame you. I'm already old. It's just a pity that you're still young." Sigh, what a sin! Get up, Horse Face just came over and told you to leave once you wake up.”
I was stunned." Horse Face? That Ox-Head and Horse-Face?" In my mind, I imagined the ancient appearance of the King of Hell's Palace, as well as the green face and fangs of an ox and a horse.
"Yes, your girlfriend has been taken away by the ox head. It seems that she didn't turn off the liquefied gas. The Ten Kings of Hell said that they would sentence her first.”the old man replied.
"F * ck!" When I heard that, I quickly got up and rushed out the door.
There was a flash of white light outside, and a figure appeared in front of me. I focused and saw that it was a very beautiful girl. She looked at me with her eyes wide open." You're awake. Let's go."”
"Who are you?"
"I'm Horse Face. Didn't Elder Hong tell you?”The girl winked at me.
"Elder Hong, is that the old man inside? How are you like Horse Face? So beautiful!" I asked.
"Aren't you neighbors? You guys don't know each other? The people of this era are really strange. In the past, everyone in the same village knew each other, unlike you! The outside world was becoming more and more outrageous!”Horse Face sighed.
"We blame, but you don't blame? You're called Horse Face, but you don't look like Horse Face at all.”I refused to be outdone.
Horse Face bent down and pointed at a horse-shaped ornament on his head." Look, this is my mark. Above the cow head is a cow.”
Just as I was about to answer, Horse Face suddenly said," Aiya, I only cared about chatting with you! Let's go to the main hall quickly. The King of Hell will be angry. He hates waiting for people the most. Be careful that he doesn't increase the punishment for you and your wife!”
"Ah! Hurry up and lead the way!" I was anxious.
Horse Face put his hand on my shoulder. In a flash, I arrived in front of a hall. This place was completely different from what I had imagined. It was not an antique building at all. It was actually in a modern style, a little similar to the Shanghai City Civil Affairs Bureau: There was a circular office desk in the middle of a large hall. There were signs on each desk, which read: consultation, acceptance, file, judgment, and so on. What made me depressed was that there was actually a computer on it. There was a very high table in the middle, and in front of it sat a very strange child. He had a pacify in his mouth, but he was sitting on a very high stool.
This doesn't look like the palace of the King of Hell that I'm thinking of.
Just as I was lamenting, Horse Face walked up quickly. He held my hand with his right hand and pointed at the verdict with his left hand." Hurry up, your girlfriend is there. Let's go over."
With a whoosh, we were in front of the verdict. A voice said," You don't have to say so much. We have all the videos of everyone's life here. The judgment is absolutely fair. Your boyfriend is here, and it just so happens that the two of you died in an accident. Your lifespans are not over yet, so I should let you return to the world. However, your bodies have been shattered, so it's not possible to let you reincarnate."
When my girlfriend heard this, she anxiously interjected," Why can't I reincarnate? I want to be married to my boyfriend for the rest of my life. Although we're not married in this life, we've already been married for a long time. Besides, according to the law in reality, if we live together illegally for more than half a year, it's a de jure marriage."
"Shut up! Reincarnation was the best judgment in the Underworld. A truly good person would not come to the Underworld, but would go straight to heaven. Although you died in an accident, you can't be reincarnated because you accidentally killed an old man. Clerk, if my dad was here, what would he do?
A voice came over." According to the law of the Underworld, article 135, accidental death. Those who have not lived to the end of their lives will be sentenced to return to life. If you can't return to yang, you'll be sentenced to reincarnation. If the accidental death causes the accidental death of another person, the punishment will be to return to the sun at another time and era. As for whether the two of them would be able to meet and be husband and wife in other eras, that would depend on their luck, Son of the King of Hell.”the clerk replied.
"Nonsense, I'm asking you what my dad would do if he encountered such a situation.”The Son of the King of Hell asked again.
"King Yama has always been kind-hearted. This situation is based on the wishes of both parties. He would give them another chance to be husband and wife and let them reincarnate in the same era, but they had to change the era.”The clerk looked respectful.
"Alright, that's it. Do the two of you have any objections?" The son of the King of Hell raised his head and asked us.
When my girlfriend and I heard this, we shook our heads to show that we had no objections.
"Alright then, you guys can choose an era.”The son of the King of Hell was quite generous.
"At the beginning of the Yellow Turban Uprising in the Western Han Dynasty.”I blurted out without thinking.
"I like whatever Big Cat likes. However, since we're returning to the sun there, will we not be used to life there? Can we use laptops there? Is there a phone? "How will my boyfriend and I meet in the future?" The girlfriend asked worriedly. Before she could finish, she said,"Cut the crap. Throw them down!"”The Son of the King of Hell shouted angrily.
Those were the last words I heard. Then, I saw a white light in front of me and fainted.
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