Chu Liuxiang Series
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Hu Tiehua punched his right fist and muttered,""Even the old bugs and dead roosters wouldn't stay in this damn desert for two days without going back. They must have encountered some unforeseen circumstances.”

Suddenly, a camel caught up. The warrior on the camel said,"There's a shady place ahead, do you want to rest?”

"How far have we walked?" Hu Tiehua muttered.”

"About ten miles," the warrior replied.

Hu Tiehua frowned." You want to rest after walking ten miles? Wouldn't you have to travel fifty miles until tomorrow?"”

" It's more tiring to walk fifty miles in the desert than five hundred miles in other places," said Wu Tu with an obsequious smile." Besides, there are thousands of taels of gold on the camel."”

Hu Tiehua smiled." No matter what, it's still too early to rest now. We must drive out fifty li before dark. I want to see what the person who came to exchange with us looks like.”

As he spoke, he hastened the camel's pace.

The warrior sighed and muttered,""If you hurry like this, when you reach the place, I'm afraid both the man and the camel will be unconscious. If you suddenly turn hostile, let's see what you can do.”

Another warrior also caught up and said,"Anyway, the responsibility is not on us. If he wants to show off, let him go. When the other party makes a move, we will hide far away.”

The third warrior spat on the ground and curled his lips."This kind of southern barbarian doesn't even know a fart and wants to show off in the desert. Isn't he asking for trouble?”

These warriors had suffered a few losses from Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang, so they were secretly gloating. However, they were naturally speaking in the local language of Qiuci. Even if Hu Tiehua heard them, he would not understand them at all.

However, what they said was not wrong. These fifty li were indeed a lot of trouble. Fortunately, after noon, the might of the scorching sun had subsided slightly.

When the sun set, Hu Tiehua could not take it anymore! Although she had drunk water several times, her lips were still dry and cracked.

In front of him was a forest of rocks. In the twilight, it looked like an unknown ferocious monster waiting to devour someone.

Hu Tiehua felt a chill in his heart. He turned around and said,"How many li have we walked?”

The warrior looked up at the sky and said,""I'm afraid it's already fifty li."

Hu Tiehua said," It's clear in the letter. After traveling 50 miles to the west, someone will come to exchange with us. Why don't we just wait here?" When they come, we can wait for them and teach them a lesson.”

"If they were already waiting for us here, they would have taught us a lesson!" the warrior said slowly.”

Hu Tiehua was startled." That makes sense. We should be more careful."”

"Just now, I said that I wanted to rest more on the way to guard against this move." The warrior said coldly.”

Hu Tiehua rubbed his nose and smiled."I'm impatient. Don't blame me."

He was a straightforward man. If he knew that he was wrong, he would immediately admit his mistake. Right was right, wrong was wrong. He would not shirk his responsibility.

The warrior felt a little embarrassed. He smiled and said,"Fortunately, the little ones brought wine to refresh themselves.”

"Where?" Hu Tiehua was overjoyed.”

The warrior immediately brought over a sheepskin water bag and said with a smile,"This is Dawan grape wine. It won't hurt anyone even if you get drunk.”

"I know," Hu Tiehua said with a smile."My friend, the old bug, loves to drink this kind of wine."”

He pulled out the stopper and took two sips. He exhaled deeply and smiled." I didn't plan to drink wine this time, but since there's good wine, haha…" Mouth Stop was immediately filled with wine again, unable to even speak.

The three Qiuci warriors stood quietly across from him, looking at him in a daze, as if they had never seen him drink in their lives.

Hu Tiehua gulped down more than half of the bag of wine before he felt a little embarrassed. He wiped his mouth with his sleeve and said with a smile,"Look, I'm almost done with the wine. Come and have a drink!”

The three Qiuci warriors grinned at the same time. Not only did they smile in the same manner, but they also smiled at the same time and closed their mouths at the same time, as if they were performing a puppet show.

One of them looked at his two companions and smiled."This wine isn't enough for three people. Why don't Master Hu drink it alone?”

"How can I do that?" Hu Tiehua said loudly. How can I do that?"

Although he said that, he held the wine bag tightly in his hand. Not only did he not have the intention to give it to her, but he also seemed to be afraid that someone would snatch it away.

The three warriors looked at each other and laughed again. This time, they laughed even more happily.

The person who spoke just now smiled and said,"Master Hu, why are you being so polite with me?"”

"Since that's the case, I'll accept your request." Hu Tiehua laughed loudly.”

He didn't want to drink at first because he was afraid that drinking would ruin his plans. However, after he drank half a bag of wine, the Liquor worm in his stomach was hooked up.

Most people who liked to drink had this problem. When they drank a lot, they would always try their best to persuade others to drink, trying to get them drunk.

When there was not much wine, he was afraid that others would share his wine.

The three Qiuci warriors watched him drink the entire bag of wine. The three of them were actually beaming with joy, ten times happier than they were drinking.

Hu Tiehua wiped his mouth and smiled." Good wine, good wine. Unfortunately, not only is there too little, but it's also too bland."”

"Master Hu, do you think this wine is too light?" The three Qiuci warriors laughed.”

"In my opinion, it's much more satisfying to drink with a burning knife," said Hu Tiehua.”

"But burning knives won't make you drunk."”

"Could it be that this wine that's so bland that it's out of the island can make one drunk to death?" Hu Tiehua laughed loudly.”

"It's about time if you don't die of drunkenness," the warrior said with a smile.”

"But I've drunk so much, yet I don't feel any tipsy at all. Could it be that my alcohol tolerance has improved again?" Hu Tiehua laughed.”

Wu Tu suddenly stopped laughing and said,""Is Master Hu really not drunk at all?”

Hu Tiehua squinted his eyes and laughed. It didn't matter if he had seven or eight more bags.”

The three samurai's eyes were wide open, and they were speechless.

"If you don't believe me, I'll let you see if I'm drunk," Hu Tiehua said.”

In fact, he was already drunk by saying such words. Those who were not drunk would never want to prove it to others.

The three warriors were so shocked that their mouths were wide open and their eyes were wide open.

Hu Tiehua staggered to his feet, drew a line on the ground, and jumped over the line with one leg.

He ran back and forth twice and laughed."Look, can a drunk person dance like this?”

The warrior rolled his eyes and smiled.""People who are not drunk can still flip over.”

"What's so difficult about that, Tiandao?" Hu Tiehua laughed.”

As he spoke, his body had already flipped in the air. With his martial arts, not to mention flipping one Dou, even flipping seventy or eighty Dou would be as easy as eating tofu.

Who knew that halfway through his flip, he would suddenly fall from the sky and land on the ground with a thud, creating a crater in the sand.

Hu Tiehua shook his head, rubbed his eyes, and grinned."I twisted my back when you blew at me.”

"Yes, this time doesn't count. Let's do it again."”

Hu Tiehua struggled to get up again and flipped his body with all his might. There was another " pa " sound, as if a stone had suddenly fallen from midair.

This time, he couldn't get up anymore. He chuckled and said,""Strange, why is there something wrong today?”

The warrior's eyes lit up.”

"I'm afraid he's been blinded by the sun." Hu Tiehua laughed loudly.”

"No, no," the warrior said.

Hu Tiehua tilted his head and thought for a moment before saying,"Maybe it's because I've been too tired these past two days."

"That's not right either," the warrior said.

"You only know that something's wrong?" Hu Tiehua glared at him. You know nothing!"

"Of course I know," the warrior laughed,"because I was the one who drugged this wine."”

"Drugged?" Hu Tiehua was stunned. What medicine?"

The warrior smiled and said,"Although our Qiuci is a small country, the emperor is just like you. He can't help but like women. Isn't there a saying in your country that 'I'm lecherous'?"”

"So what?" Hu Tiehua asked.

The warrior said," That's why we're also preparing to see a kind of medicine in the inner court of the palace. It's specially prepared to deal with those women. This kind of wine is fragrant and light, not much different from sugar water. However, no matter who eats it, their entire body will immediately go soft and they will no longer have any strength.”

"You…You gave me a drink just now…Is that it?" Hu Tiehua asked.”

The warrior smiled." That's right. I gave this wine to Master Hu just now. It wasn't easy for me to steal a bag from inside. No matter how much Master Hu thinks it's not enough, I can't do anything about it."”

Hu Tiehua was stunned for a moment before he suddenly laughed and said,""I'm not a chaste woman, and your old man won't take a fancy to me. Why do you have to use this wine to deal with me?”

The warrior laughed." Interesting, interesting. These words are really interesting. It's rare for a dying person to say such interesting words."”

Hu Tiehua laughed out loud." I learned this from that damn bug. A person cries when they are born, and they don't have many chances to laugh when they are alive. If they don't laugh a few times before they die, wouldn't they have lived their entire life in vain?”

"Master Hu also knows that he's dying?" the warrior asked.”

"I also know that you're doing this for the gold, silver, and jewelry on this camel, right?" Hu Tiehua laughed.”

The warrior laughed and said," I didn't expect Master Hu to suddenly become clear-headed. That's right, we did it for this. His Highness was chased out, and his life is over. We don't have to follow him and suffer in this damn place for the rest of our lives. Why don't we get some treasures and enjoy the rest of our lives elsewhere?"”

Hu Tiehua smiled." That's reasonable. But didn't you think that these jewels were meant for Shi Guanyin? She might be here soon. Would she let you take the jewels?"”

"Does Master Hu really think that this is the place where he and Shi Guanyin will meet?"”

"Isn't that so?" Hu Tiehua was stunned.”

"Fifty miles to the west is the place to meet her, isn't it?"”

"Not bad," Hu Tiehua said.

The warrior smiled and said," Although we were heading west when we set off, our direction changed after walking for ten miles. In this desert, if we make a slight mistake in our direction, it will be very different. This place is at least thirty to fifty miles away from the rendezvous point.”

"No wonder you told me to rest after walking for ten miles. It turns out that you wanted to make me drunk at that time." Hu Tiehua laughed.”

The warrior said," But at that time, Master Hu refused to rest. We could only deliberately go in the wrong direction. Master Hu thought that we were old horses in the desert who knew the way, so he followed us without paying attention.”

"But don't feel bad, Master Hu. Many people get lost in the desert."”

"I never knew the way," Hu Tiehua said with a smile."Even if I were to walk on the main road, I would still get lost."”

The warrior said," When Master Hu reincarnates in his next life, it's best for him to know his way first. Don't reincarnate into the wrong womb and end up in a pig's stomach. That would be unjust."”

He didn't expect himself to be able to say such humorous words. The more he thought about it, the more pleased he became. The more he thought about it, the more interesting it became. He couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Are you going to kill me now?" Hu Tiehua asked.”

The warrior smiled." If we don't kill Master Hu, he'll definitely come looking for us after the effects of the medicine wear off…This is something we have no choice but to do. Please forgive us, Master Hu."”

"But who among you dares to make a move?" Hu Tiehua said with a smile.”

"It doesn't matter who does it," the warrior said.”

"Do you really think I have no strength left?" Hu Tiehua laughed. Don't come to kill me, but I'll kill you instead.”

The three warriors were already walking towards him, but when they heard this, they suddenly stopped in their tracks. They had already experienced Hu Tiehua's power.

"Maybe this wine isn't as powerful as you think it is," Hu Tiehua said with a smile."Maybe this wine isn't as useful to men as it is to women, right?”

The three warriors looked at each other and thought,""That's right. Perhaps he really has some strength left. Otherwise, how could he smile so happily?”

"Alright, if any of you dare to make a move now, come over," Hu Tiehua said with a smile.”

The three of them looked at each other. No one dared to come over.

"In my opinion, you should take these jewels and run away quickly." Hu Tiehua laughed loudly.”

The warrior rolled his eyes and suddenly said,"If this person still had the strength, why would he let us take the jewelry away?”

"That's right, he must be scaring us."”

The third person laughed and said,"If you want me to do it, I'll do it!"”

He drew his knife from his waist with a swoosh and ran towards Hu Tiehua. This knife was dazzling. It seemed that it was easier to chop off a person's head than to cut a melon.

Although Hu Tiehua was smiling from afar, his smile was somewhat forced. He suddenly said,"These jewels can indeed be spent by one person for a lifetime, but three people…Hehe, don't you think it's too little?”

He had never done anything to sow discord in his life. In a moment of desperation, he used this tactic, hoping that the three of them would immediately kill each other.

Who knew that the warrior laughed and said," Even if we want to keep the treasure for ourselves, we will never fight in front of you and give you a chance to escape. There is no such fool in the world."”

"I'm afraid I've heard too many legendary stories about Master Hu."”

The third person laughed maniacally as he swung his saber and said,"Go ahead and laugh. If you can still laugh at this moment, I'll really admire you.”

His laughter suddenly stopped. He raised his saber high but did not slash down.

The warrior frowned." What are you afraid of? Have you gone soft?"”

The third person stuttered,"Boat…I saw a boat."”

" Boats?" The warrior laughed." How can there be boats in this place? Could it be that your eyes…"

His own laughter suddenly stopped, and his eyes widened.

"Boat…There really is a boat heading this way."”

The three of them were shocked and tongue-tied, unable to move.

Hu Tiehua was surprised and delighted. He thought to himself,'These three must have seen a ghost. If we can sail in the desert, won't we be able to ride horses in the sea?'”

But when he turned his eyes away, he was also stunned.

In the midst of the sandstorm, a ship really sailed over.

The ship was originally moving like the wind, but now it was gradually slowing down. Amidst the cries of the eagles, it finally stopped in front of them.

The yellow dust in the sky gradually disappeared, and a ghost-like figure in white gradually appeared on the bow of the ship. His hands, feet, and face were all hidden in the white robe and white scarf, and even his eyes could not be seen.

The three warriors looked at each other and slowly stepped back. Their faces were covered in sweat. They pulled the camel's rope and wanted to escape.

The man in white suddenly smiled sinisterly and said,""I'm already here, do you still want to escape?”

Her voice was soft and gentle. It was actually a woman.

Although his eyes were covered with a white cloth, he could not hide anyone else's every move from her. The three warriors 'hands and feet trembled, and the rope they had just pulled fell down again.

"Who…who are you?" the warrior asked in a trembling voice.”

The man in white ignored him and said slowly,""I was wondering why you didn't come as promised. Now I know that it was the three of you who were playing tricks.”

She didn't even move, but she had already jumped down from the bow of the ship and said sternly,""However, what already belongs to me, do you think you can touch it?”

The warrior was stunned by her amazing lightness skill. After a while, he mumbled,"This lowly one doesn't have…no ill intentions.”

"Guan Yin Bodhisattva has thousands of hands and eyes. Do you think you can hide it from me?" The man in white sneered.”

Hu Tiehua couldn't help but sigh." Shi Guanyin, Shi Guanyin, I didn't expect to finally meet you. It's just that I'm really angry to meet you under such circumstances."”

"So what if it's like this?" the man in white asked. Do you want to compete with me?”

"That's right, I do have this intention." Hu Tiehua said.”

The man in white sneered,"I'm afraid you're still far from it. Even such a slave could trick you. The famous Hu Tiehua really disappointed me."”

She was already facing Hu Tiehua. The three warriors behind her secretly gave a signal with their eyes. With a backhand, they unsheathed their sabers and slashed at the white-robed man.

The person in white had her hands behind her back and didn't even turn her head, as if she didn't notice anything. However, when the three knives were about to hit her, her slender fingers suddenly shot out from her sleeves.

With a clang, the saber light shot into the sky like a waterfall.

The three warriors didn't even see the man in white make a move. They only felt their wrists shake, and half of their bodies went numb. The swords in their hands had been shaken out of their hands. The three warriors were so frightened that their souls flew away. They didn't care about the gold and jewelry. They didn't even dare to look at the man in white. They turned their heads and fled.

Although they didn't have light footwork, when their lives were at stake, they were not slow in escaping. After they had escaped for more than ten feet, the three sabers landed on the ground. The white-robed man gently waved his hand and caught all three sabers. He said indifferently,"The saber is yours. I'll return it to you."

She still did not turn her head. With a flip of her hand, three sabers flew out like lightning. The sabers seemed to have eyes on them, and they caught up with their owners in a blink of an eye.

There were three consecutive screams as blood flew out like three sparks. Three knives had pierced through their hearts and nailed them to the ground like nails.

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