"Really? If there's a chance, let's introduce each other."
"Of course! I haven't finished yet. In the afternoon, in order to stop him from digging anything out, the foreman asked him to drill into the wall. Guess what? He directly drilled out of a cave. There was a pile of firearms and cannons from the Anti-Japanese War in the cave! Now, the online game had given him a nickname, Fang Dapao!”
"F * ck! F * ck! F * ck!"
The man was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
Fang Yang, who was outside the room, was stunned.
"Fire cannons? What kind of name is this? Why does it sound so weird? Also, I've only transmigrated for a few days. Where did my childhood friends and brothers come from?”
The cameraman leaned on the table and laughed. Is this really your brother?"
"I don't know him!" Fang Yang shook his head with a smile.”
Today's meal was really not in vain. He had not even eaten the barbecue, but he was already full.
Listening to others talk about him, Fang Yang felt like he was listening to a heavenly book.
If he was listening to the story, he would not believe it either.
At this moment, the third person in the private room spoke again,"I saw the latest news on my phone just now. I'm dying of laughter.”
"What? Is it related to Fang Yang?"
"Yes, didn't Fang Yang dig up a stone at noon and sell it for more than 1 million? It's called Tianhuang Frozen Stone. It looks like it's frozen. Later, he dug up porcelain. Many people were jealous and brought shovels up the mountain to dig up the stone.”
"There was a guy who picked up a frozen yellow stone on the mountain. It looked very beautiful and was crystal clear. He insisted that it was a frozen yellow stone. Those who went up the mountain with him were all envious. This gave that guy a good time. He licked it from time to time and said that it tasted like ice cream.”
"Guess what the result is?"
The two people beside him looked at him curiously.
"What's wrong?"
"Hurry up and tell me, I'm so anxious!"
"Haha, even thinking about it now makes me laugh. In the end, he realized that the stone was getting smaller and smaller as he licked it. In the end, the ice on the outside melted completely, and the thing inside was f * cking sh * t!”
"F * ck! 'Ugh! I'm still eating!"
"No, why? Why is there such a thing?"
"The experts on the Internet said that this fell from the plane. After the passengers on the plane pooped, they would automatically freeze and throw it in an empty place. He happened to go to an uninhabited mountain, so he picked it up.”
"Awesome! This guy would probably be traumatized for the rest of his life!”
"F * ck, I feel disgusted just thinking about it! This wasn't a f * cking yellow frozen stone. It should be called a sh * t yellow frozen stone.”
Fang Yang burst out laughing as well.
The cameraman covered his stomach and laughed.”
"What does this have to do with me!"
"I can't take it anymore. I'm laughing so hard that I'm about to die. How can there be such an unlucky fellow?”
Fang Yang laughed and said no.
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[I specially searched for it, and there was really such news. I laughed so hard that I almost burst out laughing at dinner!]
The point was that the guy still thought it tasted like ice cream. Had he lost his sense of taste? How can you taste ice cream?
When I think of the scene of him licking sh * t, I feel like throwing up my lunch. This is too disgusting.
'F * ck…' Luckily, I saw the live broadcast and picked one up just now. I thought it was a treasure. F * ck, it's disgusting.
"This year's netizens are the funniest and weirdest I've ever seen. It's exactly what kind of streamer brings out what kind of netizens."
Digging for treasure was risky, so one had to be careful before looting. This fact tells us that not everyone can turn danger into safety like Fang Yang.
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The three people in the private room were laughing uncontrollably and kept talking about topics related to Fang Yang.
Especially the person who said that he knew Fang Yang. From the outside, one could feel that he must be spewing saliva and bragging non-stop.
Fang Yang was eating barbecue while listening to a storyteller. He was quite satisfied.
It was as if he was listening to someone else's story.
Especially when she heard the man bragging about how they played together when they were young, how they played together, how they played together, and how they pooped on the fields together.
What he said was reasonable and well-founded. Those who didn't know would really think that he was telling the truth.
Half an hour later, the three of them walked out of the private room laughing.
He saw the camera on the table and the person sitting on the chair.
A series of exclamations!
"Fang Yang?"
When Fang Yang heard that the voice belonged to the bragging brother, he smiled and raised his head to greet him,""Hello, brother!"
The man's face turned red instantly. He must have guessed that Fang Yang had heard him bragging.
However, he didn't expose her. He smiled awkwardly and said,""What a coincidence. I didn't expect you to be eating barbecue here too!”
"Do you want to sit and eat together?”
The cameraman's face was about to turn red from holding back his laughter. When he saw the man's awkward expression, he almost couldn't control himself.
"No, no, we're done eating. You still have to record your program, right? I won't disturb you anymore. Oh right, I'll treat you to your meal today!”
After saying that, he pulled a few buddies out to pay, completely ignoring Fang Yang's dissuasion behind him.
When the other two heard that it was Fang Yang, they all asked to stay and take a photo.
"What the hell? Can't you see that he's recording a program? Let's go quickly. When he's not busy next time, I'll invite him to use his big sword. I'll let you guys get to know each other then!”
The two of them had puzzled expressions on their faces as they pushed and pulled away.
Fang Yang looked at the table full of barbecue and could not help but laugh.
"I was prepared to be extravagant today, but someone is treating me!”
The photographer ate a skewer of mutton in one bite, his mouth full of oil and cumin powder."In the future, when we go to eat, just say that your name is Fang Yang.”
Fang Yang stuffed a big chicken drumstick into his hands.""Eat your drumstick, what are you thinking about?”
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The moment that man came out, I was so embarrassed that I dug out three rooms and one living room with my toes.
As long as I'm not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed. Fortunately, Fang Yang didn't expose him, or he would have lost all his face.
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[This man is definitely a social terror. If I were to directly drag Fang Yang to drink, wouldn't I be able to create something out of nothing!]
[I've learned it. Do you have such a brother? Give me a dozen. I also want to eat without spending money.]
I think the photographer's method is feasible. As long as Fang Yang is willing to come to my place, I'll definitely treat him to a big meal!
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After the barbecue, the two of them prepared to return to the hotel to rest.
Just as they were about to go upstairs to their rooms, they realized that there were three people standing at the door.
One was in a suit, one was in a work uniform, and the other was in a military uniform.
"Could it be that you also want to buy Tai Sui?"”
The photographer nodded in confusion. It should be!
When the three people at the door saw Fang Yang return, they immediately went up to him.
The man in the suit was the first to speak." Hello, Mr. Fang. I'm from the Cultural Relics Bureau. Thank you for bringing a batch of very valuable Anti-Japanese War relics to the Cultural Relics Bureau today. The bureau specially asked me to bring you a reward of 50,000 yuan and a flag!”
"Hello, Mr. Fang. I'm from the Western Sea City Institute of Archeology. Professor Qin specifically asked me to hand the reward of 500,000 yuan to you personally.”
The man in the military uniform also said politely," Mr. Fang, I'm from the Veterans Affairs Office. Thank you very much for bringing back the remains of the martyrs. The Capital City has attached great importance to this and specially called to let us thank you properly. However, we didn't prepare any bonuses. We only have a silk banner!”
Fang Yang was stunned when he heard the three of them!
Could it be such a coincidence that all three of them came at the same time?
Besides, what was the use of having a banner?
Fang Yang politely took everyone's silk banners.
He originally wanted to return the discount, but in the blink of an eye, he decided against it.
"Thank you for the trouble!”
The three of them responded politely and left after chatting for a while.
As for the bonus, it was directly transferred to Fang Yang in order to save trouble.
The cameraman looked at the few people who had left and was still in a daze."Brother, I think you can keep the banner. There might be more banners behind!”
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