The master begged me to believe in science

"Master Lu, the netizens are saying that you’re a living immortal.”

"You believe the words of the netizens?"

Master Lu, I’ve encountered a ghost."

"No, you’re just mentally ill. There are no ghosts in this world!”

"Master Lu, I’ll give you all my wealth. Please take me as your disciple and teach me spells!”

"What spell? Do you want to learn magic?”

……

In the face of the ignorant people, Lu Shijiu could only light a cigarette helplessly and console them sincerely,""There are no immortals, no spells, and no ghosts in this world! Everyone, believe in science!"

Then, he put out the cigarette butt and flew away on his sword…