In the Numinous Sky Hall, the Jade Emperor was sitting at the top with a livid face. The hundred civil and military immortals on both sides were glaring at a young man standing in the middle of the hall. The man was wearing a green cotton robe, which seemed out of place in the magnificent hall.
"Jade Emperor, please give me justice. The pitiful Howling Sky Hound and I have relied on each other for thousands of years. Half of the military medals are mine and half of it is. Although it is only a beast, I have always treated it as my brother. In order not to let others bully it, I have not married a wife for thousands of years.”As God Erlang spoke, he reached out to wipe the tears from his face.
"Erlang God, I don't want to criticize you, but your Howling Sky Hound is too old. I stewed it behind the Southern Heavenly Gate for three days and three nights, but when I ate it, it almost knocked out one of my front teeth.”The green-robed man said innocently.
" Zhang Shun, you..." Erlang Shen's three eyes widened when he heard the green-robed man's words. He almost jumped out of his head.
Zhang Shun was startled by God Erlang and hurriedly took a big step back. He said,"Erlang Shen, this is the Soaring Heaven King Palace. I only stewed a dog like you. Why do you have to be so serious? The Howling Sky Hound is just a male dog. I'll find a female dog for you another day. Isn't that better? Who knows, if you're not careful, you might even be able to put on a show of unfulfilled love between humans and dogs.”
God Erlang knew that he couldn't win against him, so he cupped his hands and said to the Jade Emperor,""Jade Emperor, you have to uphold justice for this young general.”
The Jade Emperor glared at him angrily and said sternly," Zhang Shun, have you had enough of your nonsense? I've considered that it's not easy for a mortal like you to enter the celestial class, so I've forgiven you time and time again. Who knew that you'd become more and more violent and even stewed the Howling Sky Hound, which had outstanding military achievements? This time, I won't forgive you."”
"Jade Emperor, I have something to report." As soon as the Jade Emperor finished speaking, the trembling Taibai Jinxing spoke.
When the Jade Emperor saw that it was Taibai Jinxing who spoke, his expression softened a little. He said,"Old Bai, don't plead for Zhang Shun this brat anymore. This zhen will definitely not let him off easily this time.”
Taibai Jinxing shook his head and looked at the Jade Emperor with a pale face.""Jade Emperor, this old minister is not pleading for Zhang Shun. This old minister only wants to say that the few ten-thousand-year-old snow ginsengs in this old minister's backyard…"
The Jade Emperor's expression changed. He had specially kept those ten-thousand-year-old snow ginsengs for himself to use during the fall of Heaven and man. If anything happened to them, the loss would be great.
"What about the snow ginseng?"
"By Zhang Shun…"
Before Taibai Jinxing could finish his words, Zhang Shun's head grew big. He hurriedly said,"Old Bai, don't spout nonsense. I only pulled a few carrots from your courtyard to make the condiments for the dog meat hotpot. How can there be any ten-thousand-year-old snow ginseng?”
When the Jade Emperor heard that, he couldn't catch his breath and fell down with a bang. The Soaring Heaven King Palace was instantly in a mess. Zhang Shun was the one who was the least affected. He sneaked to a corner and muttered,""What kind of god is this? It's just a few carrots and a broken dog, and it's already like this. If I had known earlier, I would not have been a god.”
Zhang Shun was just about to take advantage of the chaos to escape, but just as he took a step forward, the pillar-like Erlang Shen blocked in front of him and said coldly,"Zhang Shun, I want you to pay with your life for my Howling Sky Hound.”
When Zhang Shun saw that the situation was not right, he quivered and returned to the center of the palace, shouting loudly,……
"God Erlang, don't use your position to take revenge. The Jade Emperor hasn't convicted me yet.”
God Erlang had already raised his three-pointed double-edged saber above his head and was about to rush forward and end Zhang Shun with a slash. Who knew that the kid would run so fast? Seeing that the great opportunity was gone, he could only glare at him from the side.
After a while, the Jade Emperor finally woke up, and the immortals returned to their seats. The Numinous Sky Hall, which was like a market, immediately restored its silence.
The Jade Emperor looked at the indifferent Zhang Shun and almost fainted again. He suppressed the anger in his heart and said,"Dear ministers, tell me, how should we punish this Zhang Shun who has committed such a heinous crime?”
Having been courtiers for thousands of years, the civil and military immortals were naturally good at observing people's expressions. As soon as the Jade Emperor's words fell, they began to speak one by one.
"Jade Emperor, in my humble opinion, Zhang Shun was originally a thief in the mortal world. He has a bad character and has committed crimes in the celestial heavens for thousands of years. According to the laws of the celestial heavens, he should be taken down to the mortal world.”
"Yes, Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King is right. This Zhang Shun was originally just a thief in the mortal world. He only sneaked into the Heavenly Court because he secretly gave Jiang Ziya's wife money.”
"I remember now too. Back then, Jiang Ziya couldn't resist his wife's pillow talk, so he came up with the idea of recruiting more people and brought this kid to the Heavenly Court.”
"Also, I heard from Fairy Chang'e during the Peach Banquet that this guy stole her tube top.”
Zhang Shun glared at the Mighty Miracle God who was talking smugly and said coldly,""I still remember that you secretly gave me a peach of Immortality so that I could show it to you. You even said that you had cheated it from Zixia Fairy, who was in charge of the peach garden.”
Mighty Miracle God knew that Fairy Chang'e was the Jade Emperor's mistress. This was also a secret known to all gods in the Heavenly Court, but no one would say it. He was so frightened that his expression changed drastically. He pointed at Zhang Shun and explained loudly,"You, you brat, you're slandering me, slandering me.”
Damn, he even dared to touch my woman. The anger in the Jade Emperor's heart rushed up and he said sternly,"Men, take this Zhang Shun down to the mortal world and never return to the immortal class.”
***, this time I've arrived home. Zhang Shun looked at the approaching heavenly troops and knew that he definitely couldn't beat them, so he simply didn't move. If he entered the mortal world, then so be it. I heard that it's much better down there than in the sky. At worst, he'll just be a mortal. It's just a pity that tomorrow is the 15th day of the lunar month when Fairy Chang'e bathes, but I won't be able to see it.
The heavenly soldiers and generals swarmed forward and caught Zhang Shun in an instant. It was no wonder. After all, Zhang Shun was the only immortal in the Heavenly Court who had never practiced orthodox cultivation. Although his stealing skills had been second to none for thousands of years, he did not know any immortal techniques at all. Let alone heavenly soldiers and generals, even a random general could subdue him. It was just that no one dared to provoke him because of his unique skill of empty-handed. After all, no one wanted their treasures to appear in the Heavenly Court auction the next day.
Just as Zhang Shun was about to surrender, a gentle glow suddenly flashed outside the hall, and a crisp voice sounded,"Jade Emperor, Immortals, please leave your subordinates behind.”
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