After the passion, Zhang Shun's two thousand years of repression was completely released. He lay on the bed contentedly and looked at the beautiful woman in his arms. He laughed softly and said,"How is it? Is it manly enough?"
"You're so smug. Do you often do this kind of thing?”Zhao Xiaoling leaned into Zhang Shun's arms and raised her head with a mischievous smile.
"Hmm? What is it?"
"It's just lying in the cornfield, waiting for the beauty to come and take her home.”
Zhang Shun was completely speechless. What kind of logic was this? It wasn't easy for me to be a good person for once. I saved a woman who almost became a delicious rat spirit from the hands of a weak man. Why did this matter become so unbearable when it came to this girl? It was as if I was born to be a peeping Tom.
"You're the first, and I wouldn't have gone down there in the middle of the night if I hadn't heard that the cornfields were haunted.”Zhang Shun's face was full of depression. He had not become a hero after saving someone, but had instead become a hooligan.
Zhao Xiaoling was originally still immersed in the clouds from the climax just now and did not think about the strange things that happened today. Now that she was passionately over and heard Zhang Shun's words, she began to suspect that rat spirit. Could it be that there were really monsters in this world?
"To be honest, what's up with that rat spirit?”Zhao Xiaoling asked seriously.
Zhang Shun was stunned for a moment. It seemed that at this time, your girl still suspected that the rat spirit was my prank. If only that was the case.
Zhang Shun looked at Zhao Xiaoling gloomily." You don't think I'm pretending to be that rat spirit to scare you, do you?"”
"I didn't say that, but even if you're pretending, I won't be angry with you. At least he let me know how unreliable a man's sweet words are.”
Zhang Shun hugged the woman in his arms tightly. He knew that there was really no way to explain this matter. Could it be that he had to tell her that he was a god who had descended to the mortal world? In that case, I'm afraid I won't be lying in bed, but will be sent to a mental hospital.
"Let it be. What's in the past is in the past. Anyway, that rat spirit won't appear again.”Zhang Shun said casually, thinking to himself that if he were to meet that rat spirit next time, he would definitely catch him and let him take a good look at him, washing away the injustice he had suffered.
The next morning, when Zhang Shun woke up, he realized that Zhao Xiaoling, who was in his arms, had disappeared. He put on his pants and got out of bed. He heard the voice of a beautiful woman in the living room."Wash up and eat breakfast. I've already prepared your toiletries.”
It was still good to have a woman at home. Zhang Shun did not stand on ceremony. He smiled and walked towards the bathroom. The two of them had already gone to bed. If he was still so polite, it would seem a little hypocritical.
The two of them sat facing each other. Zhang Shun ate the fried eggs on the plate. In terms of skill, Zhao Xiaoling's breakfast cooking skills were really not as good as the auntie who sold pancakes by the roadside. However, it tasted different.
"I haven't done it many times either. Don't laugh at me.”Zhao Xiaoling saw a faint smile flash on Zhang Shun's face as he ate. She looked at him with her two big eyes and said,
This was already good enough. When I was in the Heavenly Court, I hadn't eaten anything decent for more than 2,000 years. Later on, I finally ate dog meat, but in the end, I was beaten down.
"It's already very good. I was just thinking that this family…
There had to be a man and a woman to make it feel like home.”
When Zhao Xiaoling heard Zhang Shun's tone, which sounded like an old man who had been single for decades, she burst out laughing and said,"How old are you? You're only in your fourth year. Why are you so emotional?”
"How did you know that I'm a senior now? I didn't say anything.”
"Tsk, how could I not know? The exam room I invigilated was filled with fourth-year students who had yet to pass the fourth grade.”As Zhao Xiaoling spoke, she clearly remembered the strangeness of Zhang Shun's test paper and asked," Oh right, I also remembered that your test paper…"
"What's wrong with my test paper?" Zhang Shun was completely at ease with the matter of him cheating. However, when he was asked, he still felt a little strange.
"The front and back don't look like they were done by one person.”
Zhang Shun snorted and said confidently,""Sigh, I was forced to. After taking the exam so many times, I thought that even if I didn't write an essay this time, it would probably be enough, so I was too lazy to write an essay.”
Anyway, even if I don't pass, I can say that it was an accident.
On the contrary, Zhao Xiaoling's character Zhang Shun's reason was reasonable. Anyone who had taken the fourth-grade exam so many times would have lost their temper. However, this method was really a little too bold. If the previous scores were just a little bit worse, wouldn't it be a mistake that would cause eternal regret?
"This is too risky. Don't do this in the future. By the way, are you busy today?”
Even if I have something to do today, I have to say that I'm fine. It's not my style to be in someone else's bed last night and act like a passerby this morning.
"It's nothing. I'm already in my fourth year. I'm so bored all day long.”
"Just in time. Accompany me to go shopping." The beauty added,"You said you're fine, don't go back on your word."”
Zhang Shun smiled and continued to eat his breakfast. It was just going shopping. Other men might be a little tired, but this bro was a god who had descended to the mortal world. Was such a small matter difficult for him?
After eating breakfast, Zhang Shun accompanied Zhao Xiaoling out the door. After the woman had just had intimate contact, she obediently held Zhang Shun's hand. The intimacy between the two of them made a large group of horny animals who had just spent the night at the Internet cafe on the roadside jealous.
"Damn, isn't that kid Zhang Shun? Who's that beauty beside him?”
As soon as the man finished speaking, the horny man next to him immediately threw a disdainful look at him."You don't even know her. Zhao Xiaoling, the beauty of the graduate school, invigilated me a few days ago. I didn't expect Zhang Shun to be so fast.”
"Tsk, even if you make a move, I'm afraid there's no chance.”
Zhang Shun heard every word of those horny animals. If it wasn't for the fact that he was afraid that Zhao Xiaoling would be embarrassed, he would have brought them over to show off.
" Aren't those your classmates?" Zhao Xiaoling whispered into Zhang Shun's ear.
Zhang Shun smiled and said," En, let's hurry up and leave. Those animals only eat meat and shit. None of them are good."”Zhang Shun said as he pulled her up and quickened his pace.
Perhaps it was because it was too early, but there were not many people on the bus. For the first time, Zhang Shun took the bus at the school gate and sat down. Not long after the two of them sat down, a familiar laughter suddenly came from behind.
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